Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Seriously, how does he not see the Hitler parallels???

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Mola Ram said:
Bob (and honestly a whole lot of other people) simply refuses to accept or even understand that last year the Electoral College performed one of its primary functions: the prevention of regional Presidencies. Hillary's appeal was so confined to "the people who matter" that if you take away the totals she racked up in two cities alone -- NYC and Los Angeles -- then she loses the popular vote as well as the EC. There's also the point Trump made himself (his massive propensity for bullshit notwithstanding): if he'd been competing for the popular vote, he'd have campaigned very differently. How many Californians or NYC residents didn't turn out because their state's vote was a foregone conclusion? It's especially true in California, where due to their peculiar primary rules there were no Republicans running for the open Senate seat.

Basically, Bob doesn't understand the Electoral College or its function any better than he understands film or video games.
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I think you greatly underestimate Bob's knowledge of politics and government. They are far far worse than his knowledge of video games or movies. I don't mean that as a compliment to his all but non existant film and videogame knowledge and understanding. Bob's understanding of Government is that it is a Magical Faerie their to answer his every demand. Much like his surely put upon Mom. Others do not ever factor into Bob's thoughts on Government. In some ways Bob is the perfect counterpoint to Ayn Rand and Objectivism. Objectivism doesn't work when slugs like Bob exist.
 
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RodgerDodger said:
I think you greatly underestimate Bob's knowledge of politics and government. They are far far worse than his knowledge of video games or movies. I don't mean that as a compliment to his all but non existant film and videogame knowledge and understanding. Bob's understanding of Government is that it is a Magical Faerie their to answer his every demand. Much like his surely put upon Mom. Others do not ever factor into Bob's thoughts on Government. In some ways Bob is the perfect counterpoint to Ayn Rand and Objectivism. Objectivism doesn't work when slugs like Bob exist.
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Sounds like another good reason to laugh at Bob liking Ayn Rand.
 
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iafiv said:
One thing that's annoying about Bob in his reviews is his tendency to talk very fast without any pause whatsoever.I'm not saying he should make long pauses but if you compare Bob with other reviewers his speaking style is quite fast.He almost never pauses.Its kind of weird you would think a guy like this who has years in the business would learn in time to change his style to a more measured one.
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Do what I do. When watching it on YouTube, slow down the video speed. Not only will you able to follow what he's saying (to hear how full of shit he is) but the slower the video, the drunker he sounds. Of course, the downside with this is that the video now feels much longer.
 
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My favorite aspect of the Superior Future is that the entertainment of choice for Americans Who Matter is Marvel movies and WWE and Mario. It just gets me every time that when Bob is sperging about Garbage Humans and Obsolete America... He also considers stuff like that to be Intellectual High Brow entertainment. The pure cognitive dissonance is truly something to behold. I would say Bob has intellectual blind spots spots but thats selling it short...His intellectual blind spots have intellectual blind spots.
 
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RockVolnutt said:
The Bob has already admitted that the road to the Superior Future will be on the corpses of the Inferior Past. Bigots taking away eugenics from Americans Who Matter is truly a tragedy that prolongs our suffering. Worry not however, every day the numbers in our magnificent Metropolises dwarfs that of the Children of the Wastelands. TRUST THE BOB.

Joking aside, it's amusing how some of Bob's followers are there for his "insightful" political analysis. As insightful as you could consider a self-admitted mentally ill man with anger issues that can't articulate himself outside of sociopathic demands to slaughter large parts of the nation and sucking corporate cock. They've called it "venting his frustrations" though so I imagine they aren't aware that he's legit broken or they give him a pass because he normally spergs about current politically correct targets (outside him thinking poor people need to get in the ovens too).
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Somewhere in there is a really great plot for a Mad Max movie. Bob would surpass Master Blaster in the pantheon of Max villains.

Does anyone else find it both disturbing and yet sadly hilarious how many of Bob's followers seem to be Antifa types?
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
Here's the full version of that rant, if anyone's curious. Spoiler: It only sounds more insane and stupid:
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Almost a year I've been following the antics of this chucklefuck and he still manages to surprise me with the depth of his ignorance sometimes. He can "EASILY imagine ... a fully 'Manhattanized' NY State"? I think he just went beyond "stupid" to "functionally r.etarded." NY is enormous. You'd be talking about an urban sprawl stretching from the tip of Long Island, over the city into Westchester ... and then hundreds and hundreds of square miles, all the way up to the St. Lawrence Seaway on one side, the Great Lakes on the other, then down into the Mohawk Valley and into the western parts of the state toward Pennsylvania. You're not talking about the Northeast Corridor anymore; you're talking a metropolitan blight on the scale of Asimov's Trantor or Coruscant from Star Wars, presumably housing billions of people. It is just not possible, at least not in the lifetime of anyone currently alive.

You know, I'm starting to think Bob's real problem isn't that he's stupid (although he is, profoundly so). It's that he has no imagination. He can't imagine someone who voted for Trump for honorable reasons; he can't imagine decent people from flyover country; he can't imagine an intelligent, non-evil conservative (or Bernie Bro, for that matter); he can't imagine alternative versions of his beloved sacred cows ... and apparently he can't even imagine something so mundane as the actual size of a state right next door to his.
 
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I remember when all guys had to complain about DiCaprio was that he looked too pretty.

Now we have someone claiming he's a fat fuck in denial.
 
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Mola Ram said:
Almost a year I've been following the antics of this chucklefuck and he still manages to surprise me with the depth of his ignorance sometimes. He can "EASILY imagine ... a fully 'Manhattanized' NY State"? I think he just went beyond "stupid" to "functionally r.etarded." NY is enormous. You'd be talking about an urban sprawl stretching from the tip of Long Island, over the city into Westchester ... and then hundreds and hundreds of square miles, all the way up to the St. Lawrence Seaway on one side, the Great Lakes on the other, then down into the Mohawk Valley and into the western parts of the state toward Pennsylvania. You're not talking about the Northeast Corridor anymore; you're talking a metropolitan blight on the scale of Asimov's Trantor or Coruscant from Star Wars, presumably housing billions of people. It is just not possible, at least not in the lifetime of anyone currently alive.

You know, I'm starting to think Bob's real problem isn't that he's stupid (although he is, profoundly so). It's that he has no imagination. He can't imagine someone who voted for Trump for honorable reasons; he can't imagine decent people from flyover country; he can't imagine an intelligent, non-evil conservative (or Bernie Bro, for that matter); he can't imagine alternative versions of his beloved sacred cows ... and apparently he can't even imagine something so mundane as the actual size of a state right next door to his.
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You forgot to mention how such a...Monstrosity as a 'Manhattanized' New York would require the full efforts and resources of Obsolete America to even so much as function day to day...Let alone thrive like Bob thinks it would. Seriously Bob. Whats next? A fully 'LAized/Bay Areaized' California? A fully 'Chicagoized' MidWest? By the way as someone from Wisconsin I and everyone else from the MidWest and Downstate Illinois would start blowing some heads off to keep that from happening.
 
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Mola Ram said:
Almost a year I've been following the antics of this chucklefuck and he still manages to surprise me with the depth of his ignorance sometimes. He can "EASILY imagine ... a fully 'Manhattanized' NY State"? I think he just went beyond "stupid" to "functionally r.etarded." NY is enormous. You'd be talking about an urban sprawl stretching from the tip of Long Island, over the city into Westchester ... and then hundreds and hundreds of square miles, all the way up to the St. Lawrence Seaway on one side, the Great Lakes on the other, then down into the Mohawk Valley and into the western parts of the state toward Pennsylvania. You're not talking about the Northeast Corridor anymore; you're talking a metropolitan blight on the scale of Asimov's Trantor or Coruscant from Star Wars, presumably housing billions of people. It is just not possible, at least not in the lifetime of anyone currently alive.

You know, I'm starting to think Bob's real problem isn't that he's stupid (although he is, profoundly so). It's that he has no imagination. He can't imagine someone who voted for Trump for honorable reasons; he can't imagine decent people from flyover country; he can't imagine an intelligent, non-evil conservative (or Bernie Bro, for that matter); he can't imagine alternative versions of his beloved sacred cows ... and apparently he can't even imagine something so mundane as the actual size of a state right next door to his.
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As a fellow New Yorker, Bob's idea for a fully "Manhattanized" NY is impossibly insane at best. He's the guy who watched Dredd and thought "Y'know, New York really needs to be like Mega-City One."
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
As a fellow New Yorker, Bob's idea for a fully "Manhattanized" NY is impossibly insane at best. He's the guy who watched Dredd and thought "Y'know, New York really needs to be like Mega-CityOne."
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I just spent some time driving around upstate and I was awestruck at just how huge it is. Not that I didn't know; I spent most of the 90s in various places north of Westchester -- it's just my memory is recent enough to be astonished at how badly he fails to grasp the size of the place. But it's true of Massachusetts too! They still have a back country despite being one of the first colonized areas in the nation. Really, I can only imagine his moronic "vision" being realized in Rhode Island, or perhaps Delaware.
 
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Mola Ram said:
I just spent some time driving around upstate and I was awestruck at just how huge it is. Not that I didn't know; I spent most of the 90s in various places north of Westchester -- it's just my memory is recent enough to be astonished at how badly he fails to grasp the size of the place. But it's true of Massachusetts too! They still have a back country despite being one of the first colonized areas in the nation. Really, I can only imagine his moronic "vision" being realized in Rhode Island, or perhaps Delaware.
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If fatass tries to take away people's ability to go to the Hudson Valley in the Fall or a winery out east of Long Island in the summer because "muh Manhattanization", then he's in for a world of shit.
 
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