Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Bungleboy]

Anyone notice that none of his top ten movies have anything even remotely challenging or outside the mainstream?

A Hollywood producer could literally shit in his mouth and he'd thank them for it.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

He did a Top 10 Films of 2017 (So Far) list. In October. And didn't even bother to finish the back-half of the list.

Incredible.
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Let's see the reasons why he put them were they are:
#5: Contrarianism.
#4: Marvel boner/Lindsay Ellis thirst.
#3: Director believes in Goobergrape.
#2: Lesbians in bondage.
#1: Honestly really surprised that it's on here to begin with.

Honestly, every day would suck if I were Bob.
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But it's okay when Anthony Weiner does it!
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This is a photo that includes Commander Shepard, Cloud, Geralt, Solid Snake and fucking Link, and he's saying that they're all awful character designs. And that they're all from the past 15 years.

Sharp as a marble, Bob.
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Todd being a shit as always, I see.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Anyone notice that none of his top ten movies have anything even remotely challenging or outside the mainstream?

A Hollywood producer could literally shit in his mouth and he'd thank them for it.

I wonder what his take for the new Blade Runner movie is going to be?

 

[Assorted Nuts]

This is a photo that includes Commander Shepard, Cloud, Geralt, Solid Snake and fucking Link, and he's saying that they're all awful character designs. And that they're all from the past 15 years.

Sharp as a marble, Bob.
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I'm gonna guess awful design=white men.

Even though there's an Asian (Cloud, technically), two Middle Easterners, a Native American, two customization characters and whatever the hell Link is supposed to be. But they look white or some shit.

You know, it's almost like Bob doesn't know shit about video games.

 

[Positron]

"I must win the game otherwise it is a TOOL FOR EXCLUSION!"
Millennials, ladies and gentlemen.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

If there was anything to complain about it's the three identical Assassin's Creed characters. Not to say their design is bad, but it's kinda pointless putting in more than one.

What really irritates me about Bob's response is that I really don't think he's even tried most these games and he still smugly writes off their character design. And he's still trying to pretend he's a serious critic. Hell I doubt he could name the characters and the games they're from either.

 

[Bungleboy]

"I must win the game otherwise it is a TOOL FOR EXCLUSION!"
Millennials, ladies and gentlemen.

I cannot fucking wait for Gen Z kids to vote to cut their retirement so these fucks die "raving and pissing their pants" to quote a Stevie King story

 

[The Nothingness]

I wonder what his take for the new Blade Runner movie is going to be?

Probably will hate it just because Jared Leto is in it (much like Dobson hates it).

 

[c-no]

I'm gonna guess awful design=white men.

Even though there's an Asian (Cloud, technically), two Middle Easterners, a Native American, two customization characters and whatever the hell Link is supposed to be. But they look white or some shit.

You know, it's almost like Bob doesn't know shit about video games.

More likely, Bob's just bitching about video games to get some sort of cred even. But on that same note, why doesn't Blob just show us what he thinks is good character design. Then again, his wouldn't really stand much ground.

"I must win the game otherwise it is a TOOL FOR EXCLUSION!"
Millennials, ladies and gentlemen.

Anything harder than what they're used to may as well mean TOOL FOR EXCLUSION.

 

[Mola Ram]

"I must win the game otherwise it is a TOOL FOR EXCLUSION!"
Millennials, ladies and gentlemen.

Pfft. Bob ain't no millennial. He's an aging Gen Xer like me.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Anyone notice that none of his top ten movies have anything even remotely challenging or outside the mainstream?

A Hollywood producer could literally shit in his mouth and he'd thank them for it.

He basically admitted so in a tweet where he says that he won't review art movies, basically saying that they're too boring.

The money I'd pay to see him blunder his way through a Dardenne brothers movie.

I doubt he could name any characters or games that aren't Mario.

FTFY.

 

[Positron]

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What a dumb chode.
1) Science is not meant to be normative (pace Foucault and his postmodernist cronies). i.e. science does not dictate social norms and moralities. Even if medical advances have allowed us to craft a penis into some excuse of a vagina, it doesn't mean it is desirable to do so, nor does it mean people who choose to go under the knife are "normal".
2) We are never in charge of the "natural order". Science develops to understand natural order and serves to transform nature in accordance to its order. The notion that science is somewhat "transcendent" is a Nietzschean pipe dream; that "we" people are "transcendent" is a Sartrean (or maybe Randian) one.
3) Only hippies think gods and religion are an embodiments of natural forces. For most sane people over the world these are more embodiments of morality. Science may have superseded religion as an explanation of nature, but it is not science's job to comment on morality.

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First, try to determine yourself to be not the next logical consequence of your fatness and diabetes.

 

[Lockethebard]

This is a photo that includes Commander Shepard, Cloud, Geralt, Solid Snake and fucking Link, and he's saying that they're all awful character designs. And that they're all from the past 15 years.

Sharp as a marble, Bob.
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What really peeves me about Bob's critique is that the character designs aren't bad at all. Each character is immediately recognizable to almost anyone with a cursory knowledge of gaming. Each outfit and character was designed with the sole intention of immediate recognition and I think the designers did a great job with that.

 

[Mola Ram]

What really peeves me about Bob's critique is that the character designs aren't bad at all. Each character is immediately recognizable to almost anyone with a cursory knowledge of gaming. Each outfit and character was designed with the sole intention of immediate recognition and I think the designers did a great job with that.

The N7 logo is one of the most iconic video game designs of all time.

 

[Lockethebard]

The N7 logo is one of the most iconic video game designs of all time.

It's so elegant in it's simplicity. You'd think someone like Bob would appreciate something as simple as him.

 

[Kyria the Great]

It's so elegant in it's simplicity. You'd think someone like Bob would appreciate something as simple as him.

The problem is that Bob loves to over-analyze something that is simple to the point while having scorn and contempt for something that has a degree of complexity to it.

 

[Bungleboy]

The only firm part of Bob's artistic sensibilities is that he is a consumer whore. His world is McDonald's, Nintendo, and MCU. If it's not primary colors and simple, easy words, he doesn't care.

He's less Jon Galt and more Frito Pendejo

 

[Mr. Duck]

Bob never goes out of his safe zone when it comes to... pretty much anything (i was going to say entretainment only), that's why his favorite films are mostly average mainstream stuff and why he doesn't touch anything that isn't a platformer or made after 1999 when it comes to videogames.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

He did a Top 10 Films of 2017 (So Far) list. In October. And didn't even bother to finish the back-half of the list.

Incredible.
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Let's see the reasons why he put them were they are:
#5: Contrarianism.
#4: Marvel boner/Lindsay Ellis thirst.
#3: Director believes in Goobergrape.
#2: Lesbians in bondage.
#1: Honestly really surprised that it's on here to begin with.

Honestly, every day would suck if I were Bob.
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But it's okay when Anthony Weiner does it!
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This is a photo that includes Commander Shepard, Cloud, Geralt, Solid Snake and fucking Link, and he's saying that they're all awful character designs. And that they're all from the past 15 years.

Sharp as a marble, Bob.
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My son and my friends two daughters could each name every character in that photo. As usual Bob doesn't know what he's talking about. No wonder he has no real friends

To quote my friends daughters
"Fuck bob Chipman"

 

[Gordon Cole]

No wonder he has no real friends

I dunno, they might be exceptional enough to willingly be friends with him.

To quote my friends daughters
"Fuck bob Chipman"

Your friend's daughter would fit right in.