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The origin of Wonder Woman shows what Bob wants to have, but can't have: A woman chained up in his basement.
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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Mario games are never "Nintendo hard" though, except the original Japanese SMB2.
This fat fuck sure has a very romantic view of giant multinational corporations. For my money I don't want Google to know about the details of my private life, such as the age of my kid or what I bought for his birthday.
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I think I get it, now. Bob puts EVERYTHING out there on twitter (except dick pics because no camera has a zoom that powerful) so to him there's no privacy for Google to invade.
You just need to get with the Superior Future @Positron and give up your primitive notions of privacy.
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When in doubt, denigrate the opposition's intelligence. That's not elitist or (gasp!) ableist at all.
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HOLY SHIT! Can't he accept defeat when he should. I really thought the fat fuck wouldn't resort to bullshit as a argument. And yet here I am. His responses are so fucking immature,and so unprofessional about the matter that makes me wonder how the fuck does websites still hire his ass? Any sane website would terminate their association with him after this lack of professionalism.
He doesn't defend his point to add more salt. He simply belittles them, and acts all smug that he won..
No, motherfucker. That's not how you win a argument. You are painting yourself as the biggest fool on your little tirade.
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God, I don't think I've ever seen someone who so embodies the expression "Arguing with an idiot is like playing chess with a pidgeon. It'll just knock over all the pieces, shit on the board, and strut about like it's won anyway." like Bob.
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Can't wait to see how well that'll play out in cities like Detroit and St. Louis.
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Why thank you, Sexy, that is very flattering. But I would never go after Bob's Twitter feed. If my laughable attempts at becoming a sf/fantasy author ever come to fruition and I wind up at a con with him, I may try to m.i.l.k him for lols in person, and on that golden day I'll be sure to share the bounty with y'all, but in the meantime I prefer to lounge about here. The reactions from people like you are far more entertaining, and less apt to make me feel slimy.
In any event, if this forum is "harassment" then any unpleasant speech is harassment, and apparently so is any effort to document someone's ill-chosen words. Rather amazingly, by the standards Bob is using right now to deflect well-deserved criticism, then he's a pretty bigtime harasser himself, what with the genocidal ravings and dismissal of fellow human beings as garbage and trash and useless.
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"Mass-of-stupidity" would also be a fitting nickname for Bob.
I'd love to see if Bob could ever name ONE person who disagreed with him that he considered intelligent. I bet it would be a feminist if anybody.
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You must be new here.
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I do not approve of his opinion that people from the Midwest/South are less human than him.
People ‘round these parts have far more brains than a tub of lard with a Twitter account. We have at least the smarts of the varmints we shoot.
People ‘round these parts have far more brains than a tub of lard with a Twitter account. We have at least the smarts of the varmints we shoot.
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To misuse a 
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Debating Bob Chipman is rather like trying to play chess with a pigeon — it knocks the pieces over, craps on the board, and flies back to its flock to claim victory.
quote:Debating Bob Chipman is rather like trying to play chess with a pigeon — it knocks the pieces over, craps on the board, and flies back to its flock to claim victory.
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His comments about how awful it must be for the Cuphead devs to have their game "used as a method of exclusion" by gamers is hilarious, because it shows how little he understands the situation and how unable he is to actually, genuinely see things from the developer's perspective.
Imagine how awful it must be for the devs to put a second mortgage on their house to finish this game only for an incompetent sped of a game journalist (but I repeat myself) to fail to even pass the tutorial and lambaste the game as "too hard".
Imagine how awful it must be for the devs to put a second mortgage on their house to finish this game only for an incompetent sped of a game journalist (but I repeat myself) to fail to even pass the tutorial and lambaste the game as "too hard".
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So I was just messing around in Mario Paint (as I do) and somehow I ended up making this. Idk I thought you guys would get a kick out of it.
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I imagine if you listen to Bob's argument, eventually you're going to hit the point where you have to make your game have a "mode" where it becomes a simple to understand cartoon and if it's going to be more inclusive, figure out a way said cartoon can be experienced by the blind and/or deaf.
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Wow it just hit me.
Bob Chipman and the games "journalists" out there are the pumpkin spice latte drinking basic bitches of gaming.
Bob Chipman and the games "journalists" out there are the pumpkin spice latte drinking basic bitches of gaming.
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In a world where the Spider-Man Homecoming and X-Men: First Class posters exist, this reads like Bob looking for reasons to shit on Justice League some more.
For reference's sake, these are some posters moviepostercriticBob came up with:
For reference's sake, these are some posters moviepostercriticBob came up with:
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Why don't these shitheels just watch TAS runs or speedruns of games if that's the case.
And I simply cannot fathom why Bob says Cuphead needs an easier difficulty. There is an easier difficulty directly to the left of "Normal" on the stage screen. No, what these lunatics want is for there to be only one difficulty and for it to give you God Mode because they don't want to invest the time to get better at something.
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