Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[RockVolnutt]

And Mola Ram wins the "made me Google something new" award for this week. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Søren_Kierkegaard

To be honest, I do feel a slight sense of existential dread whenever I look at this thread. Bob's proof of a million monkeys and a million typewriters-if there's only a handful of people with his ideas, eventually, one of them will end up as the leader of a country somewhere and I only hope it's some African shithole and not anyone with nukes.

A Bob style dictator would die in the inevitable revolt or whenever some chad in his council of elites decides he'd be Superior at ruling and throws Blobby down a flight of stairs. Bob's not tough and bound to fuck himself over with his anger management issues that make him confrontational about everything. He's going to do something stupid after his first "Superior Genetics for a Superior Future" speech.

 

[Tetra]

A Bob style dictator would die in the inevitable revolt or whenever some chad in his council of elites decides he'd be Superior at ruling and throws Blobby down a flight of stairs. Bob's not tough and bound to fuck himself over with his anger management issues that make him confrontational about everything. He's going to do something stupid after his first "Superior Genetics for a Superior Future" speech.

bobs ministers can't revolt if they're just as

Spoiler: Genetically superior

morbidly obese

as him!

 

[Gordon Cole]

No, I'd say the logic of a four-year old is more "ignoring opinions over avatars, banners and typos" than this.

"Why couldn't Obama be a dictator?"

 

[TheImportantFart]

This inspires me. Can we get a Kiwi skilled in photoshop (or better yet, woodcarving!) to make us a nesting doll of lolcows? It could go Bob, Tony Goldmark, Dobson, Angry Joe ... then, I dunno ... well Brianna Wu has to be in the center because she's a living skeleton. But I'm open to suggestion.

I would do this, but I have no access to my laptop atm. If you can wait until tomorrow I can do this, but I'll probably have been ninja'd by someone else by then.

 

[RockVolnutt]

bobs ministers can't revolt if they're just as

Spoiler: Genetically superior

morbidly obese

as him!

The guy who'd do it would be one of the Chris Evans champagne socialist types he'd put on his team. They could take it from Bob.

"Why couldn't Obama be a dictator?"
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...I hope he knows he lives in the United States of America...

 

[TowinKarz]

It's only a dictatorship if I don't think whoever just got gunned down on the street corner for missing curfew deserved it......

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Last president to expand his powers both legally and otherwise to crush an opposing political party resigned in disgrace. And the two parties have been warring over that ever since.

Open a book, mongoloid.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

No, I'd say the logic of a four-year old is more "ignoring opinions over avatars, banners and typos" than this.
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"Why couldn't Obama be a dictator?"
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“I’m mad he didn’t bully my bullies!”

Wanna talk about the mentality of a four year old...

 

[Corrugated Daffodils]

"Why couldn't Obama be a dictator?"
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Well if Obama didn't you certainly have the power to crush the right.

As well as half the chairs you sit on.

 

[Positron]

The logic of four year olds is: I don't like it! Make it go away!
Reminds you of someone?

 

[BR55]

"Why couldn't Obama be a dictator?" Mario Mussolini 2017
You know Bob...With how much you sperg about "Superior America" and "Thinking Americans"...It is pretty obvious that despite your pretensions of being for a One World Government, you still most certainly have your own twisted version of American ideals.
Which makes it all the more ironic when when you say crap like "Why couldn't Obama have been a dictator". Because openly saying that you would accept and welcome a dictatorship as long as the dictator held your beliefs and oppressed/exterminated your "enemies"...Is easily the most Un-American thing/position/belief possible. This. This right here is why almost everyone under the sun hates your bloated guts Bob. And that includes most Leftists Bob. If Antifa were serious about "Fighting Fascism" the first place they would look would be in a basement in Suburban Boston.

 

[Anonimo]

Oh Hell No! At his Heart Bob is all about Government Dictating what the peons must do and how they must behave. Contrary to what your Gender/Race/Species Outrage Studies Professor might tell you that is pretty much the polar opposite of actual Conservatism. At least until you go far enough along the horseshoe curve that the whacked out Radical Christians start looking remarkably similar to the 3rd wave feminists. At best Bob might lightly almost barely brush up against the Rockefeller Republicans on a few mainly harmless domestic issues.

Let me make one thing clear, I wasn't trying to imply that Conservatives were any of those things. I was asking this question mainly in reference to Bob's endorsements of McCain during the 2008 elections and how his belief in left-leaning politics doesn't seem to be very reliable. Add to the fact that others have pointed out before that Bob has held political positions that contradict his supposedly liberal stances. I could've just as easily asked if you could make the case of Bob being a neo-liberal due to his corporate shilling for example.

 

[Bungleboy]

For a self-described libertine Bob sure does like the idea of absolute government with no limits

 

[Positron]

"Why can't you blatantly restrict people I don't like Jack? Reeeeeeeeeeeee!"
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If you 1) can afford internet access, 2) have the knowledge to use internet services and 3) have the leisure to play around in Twitter, you are not really "marginalized".

 

[RockVolnutt]

If you 1) can afford internet access, 2) have the knowledge to use internet services and 3) have the leisure to play around in Twitter, you are not really "marginalized".

I'm impressed that he didn't confuse marginalized with margarine and forget the tweet half-way through.

 

[Brother Wind]

And Arin even managed to get past the tutorial easily. Like them or hate them, that really says something about that Dean review Bob so venomously defends.

No seriously, after that review when I played the game myself, I thought maybe the dash was gonna be a little janky or lagged or something. Or the parry. Or aiming. I gave him the benefit of the doubt. Like maybe the controls had a slight curve to them.

This is the tightest controlling game I've ever played. I cannot believe any human being with a pair of working hands failed that tutorial

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

No seriously, after that review when I played the game myself, I thought maybe the dash was gonna be a little janky or lagged or something. Or the parry. Or aiming. I gave him the benefit of the doubt. Like maybe the controls had a slight curve to them.

This is the tightest controlling game I've ever played. I cannot believe any human being with a pair of working hands failed that tutorial

I think the only thing you could possibly call unclear is that you jump higher when you hold the button down, something that would be quickly discovered by anyone that spent a couple seconds playing around with the controls.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I can't wait for his family members to tell us about how much of a sperg he is just so he can try and deny it.

No, I have a better fictional hero you could admire:

 

[Positron]

A few pages back he was screeching how we must accept trannies because mah moon wheat science; now he says the interest of the greatest number is to be your moral compass.

When I said he has the ideology of a parrot. I mean it.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

"Him make trouble for his tribe. Him a fool."
--Tonto