Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Jewelsmakerguy]

So, he reviewed a kids' movie?

Why do nerds do this? If you're going to review a movie, review a goddamn movie. Review something arthouse, review something avant garde, review something that has depth to it other than fucking Finding Dory. Find something WORTH reviewing. Find something that had effort put into it as a piece of art and not as a movie for mass marketing and merchandising.

Gotta pander to the cartoon spergs somehow. And Bob's desperate for views after all.

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

Bob thinks he's in a position to call other YouTube critics hacks, lol.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Bob thinks he's in a position to call other YouTube critics hacks, lol.

It's also pretty damn clear he didn't even watch the video because the first thing they do is subtract 5 sins from the movie because "fuck us for sinning such an awesome movie".

 

[The Nothingness]

Bob thinks he's in a position to call other YouTube critics hacks, lol.

He clearly didn't read the slogan on the CinemaSins' channel, "No Movie Is Without Sin", plus they have tackled movies they, personally, like (Edge of Tomorrow).

 

[TheImportantFart]

Bob thinks he's in a position to call other YouTube critics hacks, lol.

Classic Bob: "Waaaaaa! They did something that offended me personally and now they're the worst thing ever! Waaaaaa!"

Also love how he's so autistic he doesn't pick up on the fact that Cinema Sins deliberately nitpick stuff in the films they cover. It's called comedy Bob. Not that you'd know anything about that.

 

[Ntwadumela]

Bob's existence would be the greatest Cinemasin.

 

[Malt Liquor]

I'm amazed He likes Jaws:a movie full of real men (even if flawled) and "toxic masculinity" with alot of triggering sequences (like the boy's death) and gore.
Still,a broken clock it's right two times a day so.....

 

[Ntwadumela]

I'm amazed He likes Jaws:a movie full of real men (even if flawled) and "toxic masculinity" with alot of triggering sequences (like the boy's death) and gore.
Still,a broken clock it's right two times a day so.....

The only reason he'd bitch about masculinity is because he's lacking it in himself. He even stated one of the reasons why he doesn't play fps games or first person games in general is because he envisions himself as a coward rather than a warrior, and prefers third person games because of escapism.

 

[Fulda's Gap]

Jesus fuck, it was a pretty amusing video. It was also a fucking joke, Bob. I mean, I get that you have a hard time discerning jokes as you are one. It must be like the idea of there being a creature that can travel in 4 dimensions as opposed to our 3; we'd have a difficult time trying to perceive such a being. This is Bob with humor.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

So Moviebob expressed his interest in an upcoming videogame, Watch Dogs 2:
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And I was like "Holy cow, Bob actually thinks a game where you shoot a ton of people looks good? Even after his E3 sperging?"

Then I realized he was probably just stoked because of Ubisoft's potshots at Trump in the form of a corrupt politician you have to take down:
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So yeah, Bob's talk of being sick of violent shooters falls by the wayside once he found one that panders to his mindset.

I wonder how unkosher that would look when you have to kill him(maybe? I don't pay attention to sequels of games that fucked up at every turn) if Trump were to somehow win the presidency. The game's release date is too close to election day for them to change that if it's the case.

^ Bob looks so stupid with that facial hair in that video thumbnail. I wonder if he keeps it because he's lazy, or he really thinks he looks like da Mario with it.

I was always told that a person that looks strange with a beard is hiding a weak chin.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Bob thinks he's in a position to call other YouTube critics hacks, lol.

Isn't the point of the show to make fun of people who try to nitpick everything about movies instead of appreciating the movie as a whole?

Jesus fuck, it was a pretty amusing video. It was also a fucking joke, Bob. I mean, I get that you have a hard time discerning jokes as you are one. It must be like the idea of there being a creature that can travel in 4 dimensions as opposed to our 3; we'd have a difficult time trying to perceive such a being. This is Bob with humor.

I'd hate to imagine Bob doing stand-up. It'd be like when tried to do stand-up, just all stuff he finds funny that no one else does.

Here's Bob tweeting about going to a mini-golf course presumably alone, as all grown men are wont to do, especially ones that look like this:

 

[Emperor Julian]

Personally I'm just happy he's leaving the house.

 

[José Mourinho]

MovieBob is sperging about tons of stuff, especially how South Park mocks both sides (lolwut)

 

[Ntwadumela]

Isn't the point of the show to make fun of people who try to nitpick everything about movies instead of appreciating the movie as a whole?

I'd hate to imagine Bob doing stand-up. It'd be like when tried to do stand-up, just all stuff he finds funny that no one else does.
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Here's Bob tweeting about going to a mini-golf course presumably alone, as all grown men are wont to do, especially ones that look like this:
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His beard looks off somehow... I think his cheekline is too low. At least it isn't patchy.

 

[AnOminous]

His beard looks off somehow... I think his cheekline is too low. At least it isn't patchy.

It's a weak chin plus there's at least two of them and probably, more realistically, about three or four.

 

[Positron]

"Nothing you watch/play/etc will make you violent." -- but everything you watch/play/etc will make you misogynist, rapist, and garbage.
I see his diabetes is eroding what remains of his brain.

It's a weak chin plus there's at least two of them and probably, more realistically, about three or four.

Frankly he is far more potatid than Phil.

 

[Foltest]

Reading his tweets give me a headache. It is so stupid.
Also, found this on Chrisrayguns twitter:

This is from Episode 50: War of the thinkers. Note that he had two Cinematography (one of which, are his brother) for this shit.

 

[Emperor Julian]

It's odd how he can't clock what Lucian is inferring in this post, it's really fucking obvious even for a total idiot like Bob, outside of directly stating it I suppose.

 

[Gordon Cole]

MovieBob is sperging about tons of stuff, especially how South Park mocks both sides (lolwut)

"Media Literacy" sounds an awful lot like telling children what they can or can't watch, play, etc., and yet Bob remains deeply in denial about gunning for censorship. The Horseshoe Theory in action?

"Nothing you watch/play/etc will make you violent." -- but everything you watch/play/etc will make you misogynist, rapist, and garbage.
I see his diabetes is eroding what remains of his brain.

No, GG was the catalyst, while the diabeetus is just speeding up the process.
Here's Bob bitching about younger men's hair. Strange, I thought he was against traditional displays of "Toxic Masculinity":

The tweets below are noteworthy enough:

 

[*Asterisk*]

It's funny that Chipman brings up the "media affects people" line as a defence for censorship.

I actually agree with that line. I oppose censorship anyway because a world where the likes of Bob Chipman get to decide what the restuvuss can or can't watch is exactly the kind of dystopian shithole where those living inside envy those who wound up in the Socjus Deathcamps.