Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Mola Ram said:
Bah, Osama was way too slim for Bob. Here's a gift for the Photoshop experts among us.

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Well okay:
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A Random said:
what the fuck bob

why are you turning a 'part 2' into '3-parts' with a 'setup' and all that

what was the point of part 1

why are you failing so hard

what the fuck bob
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Confirmed time of the episodes plus the special previews: 280 minutes+ (4 hours, 40 minutes at least)

For comparison's sake, the Mr. Plinkett prequel videos along with the Revenge of Nadine epilogue combined clock in at 275 minutes (4 hours, 35 minutes).
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
Confirmed time of the episodes plus the special previews: 280 minutes+ (4 hours, 40 minutes at least)

For comparison's sake, the Mr. Plinkett prequel videos along with the Revenge of Nadine epilogue combined clock in at 275 minutes (4 hours, 35 minutes).
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His voiced is fried, just like his heart.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
Confirmed time of the episodes plus the special previews: 280 minutes+ (4 hours, 40 minutes at least)

For comparison's sake, the Mr. Plinkett prequel videos along with the Revenge of Nadine epilogue combined clock in at 275 minutes (4 hours, 35 minutes).
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Never has one man labored so mightily to produce such massive quantities of shit since Elvis Presley struggled with his enlarged colon.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
Confirmed time of the episodes plus the special previews: 280 minutes+ (4 hours, 40 minutes at least)

For comparison's sake, the Mr. Plinkett prequel videos along with the Revenge of Nadine epilogue combined clock in at 275 minutes (4 hours, 35 minutes).
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Which will probably contain more mindless rambling about "Muh Superior Future", "Trump and his ilk are subhuman swine", Inserting politics into his thoughts ad nauseam, and "I love sucking mario's dick". Jesus, this guy is like the most broken of records.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
Confirmed time of the episodes plus the special previews: 280 minutes+ (4 hours, 40 minutes at least)

For comparison's sake, the Mr. Plinkett prequel videos along with the Revenge of Nadine epilogue combined clock in at 275 minutes (4 hours, 35 minutes).
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Is this how Bob does all of his videos? Does he really just scream into a camera and pare down only the absolute minimum?

I get it, he hates BvS w/ the fiery, white-hot fury of 1,000 autistic suns, but I refuse to believe anyone who’s been working in video production for as long as he has can’t draft a script that doesn’t take 4 hours to get through. To top it all off, this won’t even make him money! Chances are the next 2-3 parts will also get demonetized, and he’ll have done all this work for nothing.

Then again I think it’s more about shit-talking DC at this point more than anything else, so he probably doesn’t even really care.
 
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MightyBiteySnake said:
Is this how Bob does all of his videos? Does he really just scream into a camera and pare down only the absolute minimum?

I get it, he hates BvS w/ the fiery, white-hot fury of 1,000 autistic suns, but I refuse to believe anyone who’s been working in video production for as long as he has can’t draft a script that doesn’t take 4 hours to get through. To top it all off, this won’t even make him money! Chances are the next 2-3 parts will also get demonetized, and he’ll have done all this work for nothing.

Then again I think it’s more about shit-talking DC at this point more than anything else, so he probably doesn’t even really care.
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I think back when he was at the Escapist there was an editorial mandate on the length of videos thatforced him to fit things within a time frame. His non Escapist stuff was the same rambling mess as this. Which is why nobody watched it.
 
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A Random said:
what the fuck bob

why are you turning a 'part 2' into '3-parts' with a 'setup' and all that

what was the point of part 1

why are you failing so hard

what the fuck bob
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According to one poster here, Part 1 was him rambling on about plans and why you shouldn't make fun of him spending all this time on a "review".

MightyBiteySnake said:
Is this how Bob does all of his videos? Does he really just scream into a camera and pare down only the absolute minimum?

I get it, he hates BvS w/ the fiery, white-hot fury of 1,000 autistic suns, but I refuse to believe anyone who’s been working in video production for as long as he has can’t draft a script that doesn’t take 4 hours to get through. To top it all off, this won’t even make him money! Chances are the next 2-3 parts will also get demonetized, and he’ll have done all this work for nothing.

Then again I think it’s more about shit-talking DC at this point more than anything else, so he probably doesn’t even really care.
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I'd like to remind everyone that "Marvel vs DC" company wars mostly exists in the heads of 10 year olds. Don't get me wrong, both want to be the top but it's in everyone's interest that it's a close race. Besides a few crackpots they're open about wanting their rival to succeed. If Warner makes nothing but flops it could kill the market for capeshit films and if Marvel Entertainment keeps making bad comics it could crash an entire industry.

A strong rival (generally) keeps a business on their toes and helps make sure the consumer gets a better product. Monopolies are not as good as Bob thinks.
 
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So here's a question for the Bob experts out there. (I'm no expert ... more of a failed gadfly.) What exactly is motivating this ridiculous Batman v. Superman review? As noted, it's going to be longer than all three of the Plinkett Star Wars reviews combined. Monetization is likely off the table. So why bother? This isn't Dobson coming up with bullshit reasons he can't do a strip, or Brianna Wu faking a Congressional campaign. This is real, honest work being put into something for hours and hours (ok, no, it's not building a house or driving an ambulance, but by lolcow standards this is pretty extreme). Why all this effort?

I know the glib answer -- when in doubt, the answer is :autism: -- but do our masters of Boblore think there's something more calculated going on here? Is this actually an effort to make something on the level of the Plinkett reviews and finally hit the big time? There are dozens of reasons that won't happen -- number one being this is Bob we're talking about, and number two being no one gives a shit about about this movie -- but I really wonder if he's delusional enough to think this is going be his magnum opus and the thing that finally puts him on the map.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
It's taking him three episodes to do what Red Letter Media could do in one.
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Does this guy think he's making the next Mr plinkett review? Jesus christ. If we don't want your reviews. What makes you think we want hour long sperging about a dead horse?

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"I'm not a loser, YOU ARE!"
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...You mean like Marvel?
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:hah:They nailed his ass on the wall, and he still acts like he won. What a champ.:story:
 
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So here's a question for the Bob experts out there. (I'm no expert ... more of a failed gadfly.) What exactly is motivating this ridiculous Batman v. Superman review? As noted, it's going to be longer than all three of the Plinkett Star Wars reviews combined. Monetization is likely off the table. So why bother? This isn't Dobson coming up with bullshit reasons he can't do a strip, or Brianna Wu faking a Congressional campaign. This is real, honest work being put into something for hours and hours (ok, no, it's not building a house or driving an ambulance, but by lolcow standards this is pretty extreme). Why all this effort?

I know the glib answer -- when in doubt, the answer is :autism: -- but do our masters of Boblore think there's something more calculated going on here? Is this actually an effort to make something on the level of the Plinkett reviews and finally hit the big time? There are dozens of reasons that won't happen -- number one being this is Bob we're talking about, and number two being no one gives a shit about about this movie -- but I really wonder if he's delusional enough to think this is going be his magnum opus and the thing that finally puts him on the map.
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It's a combination of Bob's own personal Marvel vs. DC fanboy war hat no one else above the age of 10 takes seriously. Bob's usual :autism:. And the hilariously mistaken belief that he actually has an audience for this crap.
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If Warner makes nothing but flops it could kill the market for capeshit films...
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^ At this point it doesn't matter what Warner and Marvel Studios do or do not do. In 5 years at the most the capeshit bubble will if not crash at least suffer a notable decline and that will most certainly include Bob's beloved MCU. Same things gonna happen with Disney Star Wars too. No matter good you get at making all you films at the very least watchable like Marvel and Disney Star Wars have people will always just get tired of it after enough time. Not that any of that is on Bob's radar. As far as he is concerned the MCU is God's/Mario's/Hillary's gift to mankind and should continue on for all time. Any setbacks or failures are purely the fault of Obsolete Americans not appreciating the efforts of the Hollywood Superior Elite.
 
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