Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Gordon Cole]

Who else thinks that this is going to be his #1 worst movie of the year?

Despite the fact that there are objectively worse movies that came out this year, this dares to go up against his beloved Mahval, so of course it's getting the #1 slot.

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

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"Almost matches my ego." What, is anything short of "800-ton killbot" or "reality-warping divine being" not enough for you, you megalomaniac?

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Holy fucking hell he'd be set around here. My last apartment was $500/month. Two bedrooms. I mean I think he makes at least $10,000 more than a fucking teacher does here. Of course he couldn't live here, because the second time he opened his fucking mouth he'd be told to fucking cram it. It's too cold to listen to a dip shit insist we're backwards racists. Probably because we're drinking next to a black person and a native anyways.

But, it's fucking paradise out here. We've too many jobs. Everything is cheap as fuck. And we've quite frankly got the best women.

Where do you live, do you need tech people out there, and how soon can i move? Fuck the state I'm currently in.

 

[Emperor Julian]

"Almost matches my ego." What, is anything short of "800-ton killbot" or "reality-warping divine being" not enough for you, you megalomaniac?

This is a man who thinks he should rule and rule alone with a cabal of 'elites' lording over the peasants backing him up. your avatar if anything would be too modest for him since its still mortal and has to ascribe to certain rules a form to match his arrogence would be closer to the ubermunch squared-effectively on some level Bob wants to be the God-emperor (which misses the point of the character). I rarely think much of pride being a sin but I can see where Christians are coming from with bob

Come to think on it perhaps his enthusiasm for the Avengers comes from the idea of a post human elites lording over the worlds goverments ruling on intellect and 'perfect morality' alone . Weirldy DC have explored such uncomfortable questions from time to time, I wonder if Bobs aware of this.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Come to think on it perhaps his enthusiasm for the Avengers comes from the idea of a post human elites lording over the worlds goverments ruling on intellect and 'perfect morality' alone . Weirldy DC have explored such uncomfortable questions from time to time, I wonder if Bobs aware of this.

It's a shame that they'd never do it but since the MCU borrows so much from the Ultimate universe, I'd be interested in how Bob would take it if they went in the similar direction as the Ultimates. Like the super soldiers being assholes who think they own the world just leads to everyone ganging up and invading because fuck those bastards. Even people who hate each other are on board.

 

[LN 910]

It's a shame that they'd never do it but since the MCU borrows so much from the Ultimate universe, I'd be interested in how Bob would take it if they went in the similar direction as the Ultimates. Like the super soldiers being assholes who think they own the world just leads to everyone ganging up and invading because fuck those bastards. Even people who hate each other are on board.

He'd bitch and whine because he hates the Ultimate comics, despite them influencing everything Marvel he jerks off over from Raimi to Disney. He basically said the "only good thing from the Marvel comics was Mile Morales... and diversity I guess." I have a theory his distaste comes from the fact they managed to gain a new audience outside of the basement without having to tack on political hogwash with every issue (at least at the start).

 

[The Nothingness]

Because seeing a movie you don't like multiple times totally means you're healthy and have superior tastes.

So you're adding to JL's opening weekend box office numbers

 

[RockVolnutt]

So you're adding to JL's opening box office numbers

>tfw you hate watch a film you don't want to succeed multiple times in theaters while simultaneously lacking comprehension skills to make an argument to why you're angry and somehow come out with less comprehension each time since you're getting angry instead of watching the movie

 

[Flexo]

I rarely think much of pride being a sin but I can see where Christians are coming from with bob

Not to mention gluttony, sloth, envy, wrath, lust...

Huh, Bob kind of ends up proving the problems with all 7 deadly sins doesn't he? Guess that's all part of his rebellion against a Catholic upbringing.

 

[Mola Ram]

Not to mention gluttony, sloth, envy, wrath, lust...

Huh, Bob kind of ends up proving the problems with all 7 deadly sins doesn't he? Guess that's all part of his rebellion against a Catholic upbringing.

Well we don't have avarice, although I suppose the endless shelves of retro video game manchild toys could count as a particularly pathetic form of avarice. And really, I don't see much lust in evidence (thankfully). That reference to Veronika Zemanova was made years ago.

Or are we counting the paddycake he's playing with Lindsay Ellis and the Anita Hoverhand photo?

 

[Positron]

And really, I don't see much lust in evidence (thankfully).

MovieBob enabled the lust of Devin Faraci (and God knows who else) by shushing his victims.

 

[Kyria the Great]

This is a man who thinks he should rule and rule alone with a cabal of 'elites' lording over the peasants backing him up. your avatar if anything would be too modest for him since its still mortal and has to ascribe to certain rules a form to match his arrogence would be closer to the ubermunch squared-effectively on some level Bob wants to be the God-emperor (which misses the point of the character). I rarely think much of pride being a sin but I can see where Christians are coming from with bob

Come to think on it perhaps his enthusiasm for the Avengers comes from the idea of a post human elites lording over the worlds goverments ruling on intellect and 'perfect morality' alone . Weirldy DC have explored such uncomfortable questions from time to time, I wonder if Bobs aware of this.

Well pride is a sin that taken too far, it turns into blind arrogance and contempt for your fellow man that you turn into an ugly being on the inside, much like Bob.

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

Well pride is a sin that taken too far, it turns into blind arrogance and contempt for your fellow man that you turn into an ugly being on the inside, much like Bob.

At least it matches the outside.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Bob's sperging about taxes.

Time to start looking at Help Wanted ads, fatty!

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Obsolete industries in his words means industries that he does not like.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Bob's sperging about taxes.
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Time to start looking at Help Wanted ads, fatty!

Well, time to use this again in the face of Bob’s looming threat of not being able to make videos.

Seriously though, I’m sure your Patreon will survive, Bob.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Bob's sperging about taxes.
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Time to start looking at Help Wanted ads, fatty!

I honestly hope that parasites like him do suffer under the new tax code so that leeches like him are forced to actually get a real job, get truly creative, or suffer the consequences. To call himself a 21st working man while he sits on his ass while bitching about stupid fucking popcorn movies, all the while someone is busting their ass for at least 40 hours (perhaps more) at a shitty fast food restaurant disgusts me. To note, I am not trying to imply that all that use Patreon are leeches as there are many creative people that actually do something with it, but it has allowed half-ass, half-wits to survive as a form of their social security that needs to reigned in to weed them out.

 

[Jerry_ smith56]

Bob's sperging about taxes.
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Time to start looking at Help Wanted ads, fatty!

God damn you trump, you've taken away this poor mans only livelihood and now he has to get a job. I hope you're happy, cunt!

 

[Judge Holden]

Bob's sperging about taxes.
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Time to start looking at Help Wanted ads, fatty!

......mother of god blobbenfuhrer is a fucking narcissistic piece of shit beyone any I have seen...well EVER at this point.

he literally fucking thinks he is more entitled to government support and tax protection than actual poor people because hes a fucking BLOGGER?! he wants to be simultaneously be declared a "SOOPEERYA FYUUTYA" building elite by society and recognised as working class hero because he whines on fucking YOUTUBE!? about goddamn MARIO?!

Jesus fuck i hope trump follows through and rewrites the tax code to wipe not only movieblob but all the other culture parasites out of existance and forces them to go work in wal mart or some shit

 

[Mola Ram]

Busted his ass getting the education, knowledge, and skill necessary for a culturally and economically relevant existence. Mmmhmm.

Bob, you're a possibly autistic manchild with ungovernable rage and a moronic fixation on children's entertainment. The only people who listen to you are immature dopes who don't know any better, political fellow travelers of equal or somewhat more value, and jagoffs like us who gather to mock you.

You're Chris-chan with a little more financial know-how. That's all.