Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Doug_Hitzel]

There's a big surprise...

At least that fat stupid fuck will never be catfished, because he can’t leave the basement. Because he’s fat.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Well, Bob's crying into his meat lover's pizza tonight.
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Steve Carell in The 40-Year Old Virgin wasn't as much of a virgin as Bob is.

Does this fat fucker know what a blu-ray release means, let alone blu-ray itself?

 

[RockVolnutt]

At least that fat stupid fuck will never be catfished, because he can’t leave the basement. Because he’s fat.

I'd be more worried about him getting hungry at the mention of catfish.

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

I'd be more worried about him getting hungry at the mention of catfish.

Yeah, too bad I don’t have a twitter account, because it would have been fun to see Bob’s heart break as it turns out he loves a generic stock photo of a thot.

 

[Positron]

At least that fat stupid fuck will never be catfished, because he can’t leave the basement. Because he’s fat.

But they can empty his bank account. His inability to meet them in person is a plus.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

But they can empty his bank account. His inability to meet them in person is a plus.

Nobody would want to meet Peg-Leg Eatler.

 

[Mola Ram]

So her picture looked too generic, so I did a reverse image search and apparently there’s another writer called Vivian Lux that’s also using the exact same image. And another one called Amity Cross.
Aaand here’s the stock photo you can buy for 3 bucks.
http://www.fotosearch.com/CSP179/k1791903/
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Niggas be thirsty over stock photos.

I actually think it's fairly likely that Bob knows that's a stock photo, because I'm sure he's done the same image search with a box of tissues in one hand. Which means he's more likely following her because ... because he actually grooves on her erotica.

Which includes, apparently, "futanari."

Please excuse me. I am in sudden dire need of a shower. A bleach shower.

 

[Jaimas]

Oh man, I love how Bob very nearly destroyed his entire previous year of tweets during his Rock theorizing.



Well it's not strictly projection.

Because Bob is a moron.

Also smashed cucumber's reply to Bob?

"If you want to extrapolate my entire life based on Twitter arguments, that's a reasonable assumption to make, however in actuality I spend the majority of my time feverishly stanning for 90s anime with my pals. I just don't do it so much on this particular platform."

Also so one of the 3 people who favorited that tweet is apparently this person:
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I can see Bob's drool and thirst from here... (and yep he is one of her followers)

FUCKING
CALLED IT.

 

[RockVolnutt]

I actually think it's fairly likely that Bob knows that's a stock photo, because I'm sure he's done the same image search with a box of tissues in one hand. Which means he's more likely following her because ... because he actually grooves on her erotica.

Which includes, apparently, "futanari."

Please excuse me. I am in sudden dire need of a shower. A bleach shower.

""""Superior""""

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

I actually think it's fairly likely that Bob knows that's a stock photo, because I'm sure he's done the same image search with a box of tissues in one hand. Which means he's more likely following her because ... because he actually grooves on her erotica.

Which includes, apparently, "futanari."

Please excuse me. I am in sudden dire need of a shower. A bleach shower.

MoomooBlab is too dumb to do reverse image searches.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I actually think it's fairly likely that Bob knows that's a stock photo, because I'm sure he's done the same image search with a box of tissues in one hand. Which means he's more likely following her because ... because he actually grooves on her erotica.

Which includes, apparently, "futanari."

Please excuse me. I am in sudden dire need of a shower. A bleach shower.

Is he the East Coast Linkara?

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Seriously though, is there truly any redeeming qualities of Bob Chipman?

He makes me want to write a spiritual successor to A Modest Proposal called "Another Modest Proposal" where I solve the energy crisis and reduce the strain on the healthcare system by suggesting we burn the morbidly obese for fuel. The only reason I haven't done it yet is I'm nowhere near as good at parody as Mr. Swift was.

So her picture looked too generic, so I did a reverse image search and apparently there’s another writer called Vivian Lux that’s also using the exact same image. And another one called Amity Cross.
Aaand here’s the stock photo you can buy for 3 bucks.
http://www.fotosearch.com/CSP179/k1791903/
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Niggas be thirsty over stock photos.

I'd say I'm shocked, SHOCKED that Bob fell in love with a stock photo, but I'd be lying.

I actually think it's fairly likely that Bob knows that's a stock photo, because I'm sure he's done the same image search with a box of tissues in one hand. Which means he's more likely following her because ... because he actually grooves on her erotica.

Which includes, apparently, "futanari."

Please excuse me. I am in sudden dire need of a shower. A bleach shower.

Oh please, futanari is tame. At least he's not jacking it to erotic fanfic of raping and eating Trump voters, which is a fetish all it's own. It's called "vore"! Search for it at work for maximum funtimes!

 

[tehpope]

Talking of breeding, what has Bob's romantic life been like? Has he ever found a woman Superior enough for him?

 

[Hatoful Dandy]

Given his tweets related to pro wrestling...

On that note, is it possible that Bob is simply a Transformers Pretender shell operated by DSP? We'll know if he too suddenly has problems paying his taxes.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

Is he the East Coast Linkara?

No, because Linkara has actually had sex. (I'm not sure if it was genuine, PIV sex with a vaginally endowed woman, but it was sex of some sort.)

 

[Done]

FUCKING
CALLED IT.

That's not the only example of Bob's thirstiness, he also follows Suicide Girls and some porn star lol.

 

[Positron]

That's not the only example of Bob's thirstiness, he also follows Suicide Girls and some porn star lol.

Who'd have guessed a male feminist has a few skeletons in the closet? Oh fuck it, Bobby's closet has to be a fucking ossuary.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

A quick look from the U.S. Census Bureau shows that as of July 1, 2016, it's at 61.9% whites. That includes White Hispanics, which takes the percentages for whites only down to 45.8%. These are lower than the national percentage. African-Americans are 25%, Hispanics are 22.5%, and Asians are 8.9%, which are higher than the national average.

Bob has plenty of opportunities to mingle with minorities in this country and that is only growing by the day. Of course knowing him, he doesn't want to do that because that would require him to step out of his comfort zone.

And, by "comfort zone", you mean basement.

 

[Jaimas]

Is he the East Coast Linkara?
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Linkara has some level of self-awareness, however small, and has also had sex at some point, so no.

 

[Flexo]

I'd be more worried about him getting hungry at the mention of catfish.

Nah, catfish is one of those delicacies of the inferior past red states. He'd never risk eating it.

He makes me want to write a spiritual successor to A Modest Proposal called "Another Modest Proposal" where I solve the energy crisis and reduce the strain on the healthcare system by suggesting we burn the morbidly obese for fuel. The only reason I haven't done it yet is I'm nowhere near as good at parody as Mr. Swift was.

Worse is that nowadays some might not realize it was parody and start considering it as a suggestion.

I'd say I'm shocked, SHOCKED that Bob fell in love with a stock photo, but I'd be lying.

lol Oh but wait, I think we've gotten off track from the real story. SHE has favorited HIS tweets. (assuming that's not actually Bob in a side gig) At least once, maybe sometime I can dig and see if there are more. But she does post stuff like...

What if she, is thirsty for him??

Who'd have guessed a male feminist has a few skeletons in the closet? Oh fuck it, Bobby's closet has to be a fucking ossuary.

Impossible, he'd have to actually leave and go talk to women for something to happen.

Sorry to double post but while looking around, I think I found the one bob-related image that's funnier than his mario costume: