Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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"...alt-right channer goblins who think they can do journalism better than the elites."
If you define "journalism elite" someone who has eaten Zoe Cunt's disease-ridden cootie, then I can't see why not.

And yeah, good luck learning Chinese with Rosetta Stone -- or any computer software for that matter: they can't teach you how to write the characters.
It will never not crack me up how Bob considers Elites more "evolved" then the "Inferior Trash". Journalists not being people with a job but a race of genetically superior supermen is the funniest shit. Picture a Buzzfeed writer and someone telling that they aren't only a better person than you but "genetically superior" and more "culturally evolved". Now picture that same guy telling you that with any trashy actors on the basis of being in Hollywood movies.

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IRS targetting conservative groups and tea party affiliated groups and after a year or two of denying it, admitted to it as soon as Obama was reelected in 2012.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/busi...291801936b8_story.html?utm_term=.ba2525ea4f1b

Eric Holder not prosecuting the Black Panthers standing outside of a polling place holding batons and dressed in their uniforms in 2008 because it "demeans my people".
https://www.politico.com/blogs/unde...k-panther-case-focus-demeans-my-people-033839

and considering the Russia shit, a group connected to Obama's campaign used tax dollars to try and influence the Israeli election against Netenyahu:
https://www.cnsnews.com/blog/michae...paign-structure-used-against-election-israels
https://www.washingtonpost.com/blog...ing-to-oust-netanyahu/?utm_term=.e929fc8a6959
 
It will never not crack me up how Bob considers Elites more "evolved" then the "Inferior Trash". Journalists not being people with a job but a race of genetically superior supermen is the funniest shit. Picture a Buzzfeed writer and someone telling that they aren't only a better person than you but "genetically superior" and more "culturally evolved". Now picture that same guy telling you that with any trashy actors on the basis of being in Hollywood movies.

:story:

Now picture that same guy telling you that from the basement he lives in that he can't even come out of because he's so fucking fat he can't climb the stairs and he lost his feet to the beetus.
 
Seriously though, is there truly any redeeming qualities of Bob Chipman?
As mentioned a few times in this thread, he still puts effort into making videos which is more than most cows do. Not effort into the videos but effort in producing something.

Now picture that same guy telling you that from the basement he lives in that he can't even come out of because he's so fucking fat he can't climb the stairs and he lost his feet to the beetus.
There is only one pinnacle in perfection. When you are evolutionary perfect like Bob, mobility is just as worthless as breeding. Such miracles of science are common in the Superior Future.
 
As mentioned a few times in this thread, he still puts effort into making videos which is more than most cows do. Not effort into the videos but effort in producing something.


There is only one pinnacle in perfection. When you are evolutionary perfect like Bob, mobility is just as worthless as breeding. Such miracles of science are common in the Superior Future.

Talking of breeding, what has Bob's romantic life been like? Has he ever found a woman Superior enough for him?
 
It will never not crack me up how Bob considers Elites more "evolved" then the "Inferior Trash". Journalists not being people with a job but a race of genetically superior supermen is the funniest shit. Picture a Buzzfeed writer and someone telling that they aren't only a better person than you but "genetically superior" and more "culturally evolved". Now picture that same guy telling you that with any trashy actors on the basis of being in Hollywood movies.

:story:
Reading Bob’s tweets it’s like he’s one step away from calling for a return of eugenics and work camps for the untermensch.
 
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As mentioned a few times in this thread, he still puts effort into making videos which is more than most cows do. Not effort into the videos but effort in producing something.
It is an obsession rather than diligence or anything positive. You won't commend on someone who spend all his waking hour transferring marbles from one jar to another, even though he technically does "work".

Talking of breeding, what has Bob's romantic life been like? Has he ever found a woman Superior enough for him?
I don't think he is mature enough to think about romance. He almost never reviews movies of which love or sex is the central theme, and when he does (e.g. the movie Elle), his comments are wide off the mark.
 
Incredible, he can't even shill for the good seasons.
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"Why is Lisa calling Ralph a retard over Chief Wiggum's political views?" - Al Jean
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Only Bob can be autistic enough to take this seriously.
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And on that point, you really can't project as hard as he can.
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Operation Fast and Furious.
First link, boyo.
 
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Oh man, I love how Bob very nearly destroyed his entire previous year of tweets during his Rock theorizing.

And on that point, you really can't project as hard as he can.

Well it's not strictly projection.

Because Bob is a moron.

Also smashed cucumber's reply to Bob?

"If you want to extrapolate my entire life based on Twitter arguments, that's a reasonable assumption to make, however in actuality I spend the majority of my time feverishly stanning for 90s anime with my pals. I just don't do it so much on this particular platform."

Also so one of the 3 people who favorited that tweet is apparently this person:
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I can see Bob's drool and thirst from here... (and yep he is one of her followers)
 
Incredible, he can't even shill for the good seasons.
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"Why is Lisa calling Ralph a retard over Chief Wiggum's political views?" - Al Jean
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Only Bob can be autistic enough to take this seriously.
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And on that point, you really can't project as hard as he can.
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First link, boyo.
Obnoxious? Smarmy? Are you talking about yourself Bob? Of course not, you're projecting again.
 
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Oh man, I love how Bob very nearly destroyed his entire previous year of tweets during his Rock theorizing.



Well it's not strictly projection.

Because Bob is a moron.

Also smashed cucumber's reply to Bob?

"If you want to extrapolate my entire life based on Twitter arguments, that's a reasonable assumption to make, however in actuality I spend the majority of my time feverishly stanning for 90s anime with my pals. I just don't do it so much on this particular platform."

Also so one of the 3 people who favorited that tweet is apparently this person:
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I can see Bob's drool and thirst from here... (and yep he is one of her followers)
So her picture looked too generic, so I did a reverse image search and apparently there’s another writer called Vivian Lux that’s also using the exact same image. And another one called Amity Cross.
Aaand here’s the stock photo you can buy for 3 bucks.
http://www.fotosearch.com/CSP179/k1791903/
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Niggas be thirsty over stock photos.
 
Well, Bob's crying into his meat lover's pizza tonight.
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So her picture looked too generic, so I did a reverse image search and apparently there’s another writer called Vivian Lux that’s also using the exact same image. And another one called Amity Cross.
Aaand here’s the stock photo you can buy for 3 bucks.
http://www.fotosearch.com/CSP179/k1791903/
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Niggas be thirsty over stock photos.
Steve Carell in The 40-Year Old Virgin wasn't as much of a virgin as Bob is.
 
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