Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[thismanlies]

I'm still disappointed Razorfist didn't actually punch bob in the face. I feel it's pathetic to get someone to draw your violent Movieblob fantasy when you've never even met in real life, if that makes sense.



China's government, like bob, ultimately doesn't care much for other people's thoughts, opinions, or concerns. They both act and speak whatever is "right" or for the "superior future" as a false appeal to the masses while they enact their own selfish ideas and desires, except bob has never really done anything but make an ass of himself on twitter and make overly-long vids about movies, comics, and MAHVEL.

Meanwhile, MovieBlob says America can live without 2/3rds of itself.

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Why the hell does this dismissive asshole believe San Francisco or Los Angeles is that vital to the rest of the U.S? Did a Oklahoman fart in his face?

I refuse to believe he is educated enough to deduce that the loss ANY large part of America could not cause any problems.

Uh, Bob? The country is bigger than your basement.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

MovieBob's basement could vanish, and the only people who would notice are people here mildly annoyed that he isn't there to make fun of any more.

 

[Gordon Cole]

REEEEEEE, REMEMBER GOOPERGLAPE? REEEEEEEEEE!

What the actor and director's intent was? Total bullshit.

So, Bob's upset about taxes, compares the current situation to Thor: Ragnarok, and talks about how he'll so learn a different language because America sucks!

LOL, time to get a real job, eh fatty?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

REEEEEEE, REMEMBER GOOPERGLAPE? REEEEEEEEEE!
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What the actor and director's intent was? Total bullshit.
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So, Bob's upset about taxes, compares the current situation to Thor: Ragnarok, and talks about how he'll so learn a different language because America sucks!
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LOL, time to get a real job, eh fatty?

Even with the new tax reforms, Tubby won't get a job.

 

[Flexo]

So, Bob's upset about taxes, compares the current situation to Thor: Ragnarok, and talks about how he'll so learn a different language because America sucks!

If intelligence vision and creativity are the prime markers of human value, you're still in the negatives, Bobby.

Also, I say this board starts a fund to get him over to China right - now! The shock he'll experience at seeing them be even MORE backward than America (per his standard) will fund this topic well into the 4k page range.

 

[Mola Ram]

I'm confused, is the tax bill a bigger or smaller deal than Trump's tweeting? And is it a bigger or smaller deal than the travel ban? And are any of these things a bigger deal than how shitty Dawn of Justice was?

See bob, when you scream at 110% volume all the time, it just becomes one big indistinguishable shriek.

 

[Lackadaisy]

If I had any SJ clout, I'd turn that "if 2/3 of America suddenly disappeared into the night, no one would care" into Bob retroactively supporting the Holocaust... or something.

 

[RockVolnutt]

If I had any SJ clout, I'd turn that "if 2/3 of America suddenly disappeared into the night, no one would care" into Bob retroactively supporting the Holocaust... or something.

People already have done similar. The result is him going "IT'S JUST A JOKE. DON'T HOLD THINGS AGAINST ME THAT I SAID A MONTH AGO" or "Seriously? They aren't even biologically human, friendo. Disney should boil them alive in front of their children. Blocked."

 

[BR55]

I'm confused, is the tax bill a bigger or smaller deal than Trump's tweeting? And is it a bigger or smaller deal than the travel ban? And are any of these things a bigger deal than how shitty Dawn of Justice was?

See bob, when you scream at 110% volume all the time, it just becomes one big indistinguishable shriek.

But thats just it my heart ripping friendo. If like Bob you are a Superior American then you understand that Pop Culture is just as, if not more, important than politics. Everything is political after all! This Tax stuff is important I guess...But did you know that another Avengers film is coming out next year! Oh how I can't wait to hear all its Superior "Insights" into life! In all seriousness though. That is really how Bob thinks. He is such a Consumerist Whore that mainstream Pop Culture is as important to him as all this politics stuff is to You or Me.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Still, I'm happy neither of you will succeed to this point.

Are you for fucking real?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Still, I'm happy neither of you will succeed to this point.
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Are you for fucking real?
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Operation Fast and Furious.

 

[The Nothingness]

Are you for fucking real?

And then there was this.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Still, I'm happy neither of you will succeed to this point.
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I love how Bob is trying hard to downplay is "rich Elites are the master race" talk. "My solution to the rich fucking people is giving them more money and power". Reminder that he has some followers who think he's insightful and intelligent compared to alt-righters and "the dip-shit left" who "harass" him.

Are you for fucking real?
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How many times has Obama been called a white supremacist by CNN? Checkmate, Hitler. Nothing happened.

 

[Clay Claymore]

As much as I liked Obama, come on, even I can admit the man had his share of shadier deals.

And Bob, I can say from personal experience that Rosetta Stone is a rip-off. Everyone I’ve talked to who used that shit says that it didn’t really do much for them in terms of learning a new language. And they were trying to learn Spanish and French, the more “easier” languages.

Again, it baffles me that he thinks China is more progressive when...you know what, I ain’t gonna repeat myself again.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

As much as I liked Obama, come on, even I can admit the man had his share of shadier deals.

And Bob, I can say from personal experience that Rosetta Stone is a rip-off. Everyone I’ve talked to who used that shit says that it didn’t really do much for them in terms of learning a new language. And they were trying to learn Spanish and French, the more “easier” languages.

Again, it baffles me that he thinks China is more progressive when...you know what, I ain’t gonna repeat myself again.

China is 1960's Pittsburgh in the modern day.

 

[tehpope]

Still, I'm happy neither of you will succeed to this point.
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[Kyria the Great]

Reminder that he has some followers who think he's insightful and intelligent compared to alt-righters and "the dip-shit left" who "harass" him.

The fact that if anyone knew of his Twitter presence and can willingly be a fan of Bob is the saddest part for this isn't a case where you can separate the art from the artist. I assume those fans I mentioned probably also have a contempt for freedom of expression to the point they have that authoritarian mindset seeing enemies everywhere and contempt for others.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Are you for fucking real?
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Umm, excuse me, but are they forgetting THIS scandal?

Not gonna lie, I just wanted an excuse to post this.

 

[Positron]

"...alt-right channer goblins who think they can do journalism better than the elites."
If you define "journalism elite" someone who has eaten Zoe Cunt's disease-ridden cootie, then I can't see why not.

And yeah, good luck learning Chinese with Rosetta Stone -- or any computer software for that matter: they can't teach you how to write the characters.

 

[AnOminous]

Which makes the focus on being "coastal" strange, since 9 coastal states went for Trump are are therefore "obsolete" (Alaska, Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Florida, Georgia, and both Carolinas), while 6 inland states are part of the Superior Future (Nevada, Colorado, New Mexico, Minnesota, Illinois, and Vermont).

Also, those "obsolete" states where subhuman vermin live who Bob wants to murder because they want to have "jerbs" are proportionately populated by black people. So Bob's genocidal fascism is not only classist, it's racist, too.