Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[The Wwwyzzerdd]

Holy shit, that last picture. My sides are in geo.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

He looks so zoned out on that panel. Why do I get the feeling he didn't contribute shit to any conversations. Well aside from a thumbs up apparently.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

he's still hawking that goddamn book. God fucking damn it. Why would anyone want to read a book where the author tells you his sad life story of ditching his grandmother's funeral to go buy an airconditioner in a what is supposed to be a book let's play, already a horrible fucking idea, about MARIO? Shit.

For some catharsis I looked up some reviews of this thing.

Spoiler: Hall of Shame

The fact this one was by someone named Anita makes it so much funnier.

I feel like these really captures the intelligence of people who enjoy Bob's "work".

Anyway, I think this is the perfect capstone.

 

[Mola Ram]

Self Righteous Ego Bastard Assholes!

This needs to be a random .txt.

 

[Chaos Theorist]

Dude looks loaded to the gills

 

[Mr. Duck]

I feel like these really captures the intelligence of people who enjoy Bob's "work".
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A superior audience for a superior book written by a superior man.

 

[NQ 952]

Man, Bob's so bloated you'd think Dobson drew him.

 

[HY 140]

Man, Bob's so bloated you'd think Dobson drew him.

I'm suret their friends due to liking hilariously bad video game cartoons from the 80s

 

[Mola Ram]

I'm suret their friends due to liking hilariously bad video game cartoons from the 80s

I would have thought it'd be more because they're both loathsome, insufferable assholes.

 

[HY 140]

He's still trying to shill his shitty book?, Jesus Christ.

I'd rather read Sonichu tbh than that

I would have thought it'd be more because they're both loathsome, insufferable assholes.

that too

 

[Slowboat to China]

Bob always seems to be making the same face and pose whenever the camera threatens. It's ... not a good look, honestly. And that suitcase betrays a hilarious lack of self-awareness.

Chris Chipman looks like a decent blue-collar bro. Not exactly a stud, but someone you'd see having a beer with his friends on a Friday night, talking about TV and shooting the shit. But to borrow a turn of phrase from Latrice Royale, Bob is a classic BMW: Body Made Wrong.

 

[RockVolnutt]

1) Conan is not high fantasy. Conan is sword & sorcery. There is a difference, believe it or not.

2) Does this fat momo know that Conan didn't begin life as a fucking Marvel character?

Bob's an idiot who doesn't understand licensing and they don't actually own him but not being a Marvel character depends on how you define it. In the 70s and 80s Marvel had a thing of making licensed characters part of their universe like Conan, Godzilla, and Rom the Space Knight. They still owed/used the original concepts they made for them but there were holes cause they can never directly reference anything like the Hyborian age by name after losing them.

Transformers almost of one of those series incorporated into Marvel's history but that franchise went in directions that wouldn't work there.

 

[BubbleButt]

Are those prosthetic feet in those shoes?

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Are those prosthetic feet in those shoes?

Now I want someone to photoshop Bob over Lieutenant Dan wearing his "magic legs."

 

[Mola Ram]

Now I want someone to photoshop Bob over Lieutenant Dan wearing his "magic legs."

And married to Rose Tico.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

 

[Flexo]

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What about the child there looking back at Bob?

Jokes I want to use:
"Mommy what is that?"
"Stranger danger seems like an understatement."
"That's no moon..."

 

[Mr. Duck]

Now I want someone to photoshop Bob over Lieutenant Dan wearing his "magic legs."

 

[link1234]

Ok, I can't be the only one who looks at the picture of the kid in the stroller and thinking it looks like she is playing that game were you pretend to pinch someones head but instead she is doing it to Bob's junk. Even toddlers don't like Bob.

 

[breadandcircuses]

Bob's an idiot who doesn't understand licensing and they don't actually own him but not being a Marvel character depends on how you define it. In the 70s and 80s Marvel had a thing of making licensed characters part of their universe like Conan, Godzilla, and Rom the Space Knight. They still owed/used the original concepts they made for them but there were holes cause they can never directly reference anything like the Hyborian age by name after losing them.

Transformers almost of one of those series incorporated into Marvel's history but that franchise went in directions that wouldn't work there.

I remember during the 70s, one of SHIELD's biggest jobs was keeping track of Godzilla... and then he gets hit with Pym Particles, so they loose him in New York after putting convincing him to wear a trenchcoat and a hat.

Two muggers ended up getting the bejeezus and seven shades of shit scared out of them when they confronted the tall mute guy in an alley only to just barely missed getting atomic fire breathed.