Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[A Watchful Ghost]

He's pretty good on that show The Red Road on Netflix. I still don't know where he gets the idea that Momoa's bad unless his thirst is reaching critical levels.

With Momoa, instead of coming to the realization that his views on dudebros are binary and un-nuanced, Bob's just digging in his heels and hoping his fans leave him.

Simple. Momoa is well liked, many ladies wouldn't mind having sex with him, and he's a good person at heart. While Bob is extremely disliked, unknown to the public, and nobody in the right mind would even dare to sleep with him. Basically Jason Momoa is everything his pitiful ass hates, and lacks in himself.

Bob is snarky and cruel (aka two of the main things sjws/hipsters mistake for intellectualism) he's sort of like a nerdy Tucker Carlson in that he's not smart but he's good at getting "gotcha" moments and snarky retorts which stupid people place a higher premium on than actual arguments and facts.

That's what makes Bob so undesirable. He's incapable of analyzing both side of the argument, and actually believes belittling the opposition would make him look good. He's a brat in a man's body.

 

[Kyria the Great]

With Bob talking about film history and the sales aspect of them, has he ever talked about how Star Wars was a near disaster and was only saved by Lucas's wife in post and he feared the movie would fare poorly at the box office against Smokey and the Bandit? In fact, that fear against the latter was justified as the movie did killer at the box office and was the second highest grossing movie of that year and also lead to massive sales of the Trans Am. Then again, "cultured people" do not talk about movies where whitetrash dumpster people move illegal beer from point A to point B even though it is perhaps one of the more famous comedies of all time.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

I love that Momoa is unknowingly trolling Bob simply by being a decent guy who happens to enjoy working out. It's hilarious.

 

[White Devil's Advocate]

I heard Bob survived the Holocaust cause his ass was too fat to stick in an oven. Even Auschwitz couldn't handle the volume.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

While Bob is extremely disliked, unknown to the public, and nobody in the right mind would even dare to sleep with him.

Would you want "smothered by Bob Chipman's man tits" listed as cause of death on your death certificate?

 

[Gordon Cole]

With Bob talking about film history and the sales aspect of them, has he ever talked about how Star Wars was a near disaster and was only saved by Lucas's wife in post and he feared the movie would fare poorly at the box office against Smokey and the Bandit? In fact, that fear against the latter was justified as the movie did killer at the box office and was the second highest grossing movie of that year and also lead to massive sales of the Trans Am. Then again, "cultured people" do not talk about movies where whitetrash dumpster people move illegal beer from point A to point B even though it is perhaps one of the more famous comedies of all time.

Bob's the kind of guy who's delusional enough to think he's some hotshot screenwriter who knows the business and is just waiting to be discovered, when in reality all his ideas are a weird mix of unoriginality and unfilmability.

 

[Anonimo]

Would you want "smothered by Bob Chipman's man tits" listed as cause of death on your death certificate?

Or as an option for Cards Against Humanity, maybe.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Bob's the kind of guy who's delusional enough to think he's some hotshot screenwriter who knows the business and is just waiting to be discovered, when in reality all his ideas are a weird mix of unoriginality and unfilmability.

Surely, the world is a poorer place because Warner Bros. is not producing his groundbreaking screenplay, The Bats, Man that reveal that the bats in the Batcave are the unsung heroes Gotham needs.

 

[Red Hood]

With Bob talking about film history and the sales aspect of them, has he ever talked about how Star Wars was a near disaster and was only saved by Lucas's wife in post and he feared the movie would fare poorly at the box office against Smokey and the Bandit? In fact, that fear against the latter was justified as the movie did killer at the box office and was the second highest grossing movie of that year and also lead to massive sales of the Trans Am. Then again, "cultured people" do not talk about movies where whitetrash dumpster people move illegal beer from point A to point B even though it is perhaps one of the more famous comedies of all time.

Of course he hasn't. That would go against the "VERY COOL", fellate Disney and Star Wars no matter what narrative he plugs.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Of course he hasn't. That would go against the "VERY COOL", fellate Disney and Star Wars no matter what narrative he plugs.

I seriously don't understand the blind worship of Disney truth be told. True their animated movies (good portion of them at least) are timeless classics and the parks are fun, but Disney is also everything that is wrong and corrupt about the entertainment industry with being a company that is unwillingly to adapt to the market and would rather use legal means to protect their IP that well past the time to go to open domain, would rather purchase other performing studios than take a risk with new and interesting ideas, and that everything should be clean and sanitized as humanly possible to appease as many demographics they want to sell to. In fact, if Disney does finalize the Fox purchase, this could mean that entertainment could regress as Disney is if nothing very tight with their money and it will be an endless cycle of reboots, remakes, and sequels thus potentially crashing the market. Though what do I know? I am simply some stupid right leaning hick that doesn't have the "superior knowledge" that some basement-dwelling Fascist does in regards to film and the industry in question.

 

[Red Hood]

I seriously don't understand the blind worship of Disney truth be told. True their animated movies (good portion of them at least) are timeless classics and the parks are fun, but Disney is also everything that is wrong and corrupt about the entertainment industry with being a company that is unwillingly to adapt to the market and would rather use legal means to protect their IP that well past the time to go to open domain, would rather purchase other performing studios than take a risk with new and interesting ideas, and that everything should be clean and sanitized as humanly possible to appease as many demographics they want to sell to. In fact, if Disney does finalize the Fox purchase, this could mean that entertainment could regress as Disney is if nothing very tight with their money and it will be an endless cycle of reboots, remakes, and sequels thus potentially crashing the market. Though what do I know? I am simply some stupid right leaning hick that doesn't have the "superior knowledge" that some basement-dwelling Fascist does in regards to film and the industry in question.

Basically, people conflate Disney the purveyor of movie magic with Disney the corporation. There's still a lot of wonderful experiences Disney can provide, but as a corporation they are shameless in nostalgia-mining for bucks, and they do this on a multi-generational level. And they start with the incredibly sleazy method of indoctrinating children with Disney-worship at a young age. Other companies are guilty of this (and Disney has bought one of the biggest innovators in this field, LucasFilm). Basically, they pull you in as a kid so you'll beg your parents for merch. Then you'll buy that stuff for your kids as an adult because you loved it as a child. It turns into a multi-generational cycle, so it's like poetry. It rhymes.

 

[AnOminous]

Maybe it's a good thing he mostly sticks to capeshit. If he tried to blunder his way through Fellini or the French New Wave, then I'm pretty sure the corpse of Andrew Sarris would rise from his grave just to bitchslap him.

I'm pretty sure even Cole Smithey would bitchslap him.

 

[Red Hood]

I love that Momoa is unknowingly trolling Bob simply by being a decent guy who happens to enjoy working out. It's hilarious.

Somebody please do a Virgin MovieBob vs Chad Momoa

 

[Kyria the Great]

Somebody please do a Virgin MovieBob vs Chad Everyone Else

FTFY

 

[Red Hood]

FTFY

I mean, you're not wrong. Bob would probably spin it as The Superior Virgin vs the Obsolete Chad.

 

[Gordon Cole]

"Despicavle".

 

[The Valeyard]

How likely is it that he hasn't even read the article, and this is a kneejerk reaction based on the title alone?

 

[Mola Ram]

"Despicavle".
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But Bob, what if those Jews live in the Midwest, or in rural Georgia, or somewhere else in Wasteland Ghoul country? Is it still despicavle to hate them then?

 

[thismanlies]

"Despicavle".
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Whenever Bob mispells a word, an angel sips their covfefe.

 

[Kyria the Great]

But Bob, what if those Jews live in the Midwest, or in rural Georgia, or somewhere else in Wasteland Ghoul country? Is it still despicavle to hate them then?

I honestly believe Bob has some Antisemitic sentiments especially against Orthodox Jews especially considering that they tend to be devote in their faith and tend to lean right in their affairs. I so hope the likes of Ben Shapiro and even Dennis Prager would see Bob's viewpoint and shred him for it. Has Bob ever openly even talk about Israel and possible Antisemitic codewords within his viewpoints?