Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I mean, they wrote Spider-Man: Homecoming, and you could say the same thing about Jon Favreau, Peyton Reed and The Russo Brothers when they were announced to direct their first Marvel movies, but you won't do that, will you?
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Everything feels like a fucking time loop (Read first picture bottom-to-top.)
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Hey, remember when Rand Paul had TWO attempts on his life last year?

I wonder if the secret service does...

You wanna spend five minutes in Detroit?
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Let's see here....
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._cities_with_large_African-American_populations

Why look at that, Boston is #88 out of 105 listed. Hopkinsville, KY is #64 so I guess that means it is more vibrant and has a greater cultural influence, right?

(oh and if you just sort by total blacks, Boston is still below Dallas, TX and Milwaukee, WI - meaning RLM is STILL more influential than Bob)

And I'll have the Lynn police on speed dial when she shows up.
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I would pay real money to double check that math. There is NO WAY Bob earns more than $20 an hour.

No - you know what? I'm a robot, let's do this right now.
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Ok, $4,212 per month. Let's assume a regular job hours of 8 hrs a day, 5 days a week, 40 hrs a week. 4 weeks a month that's 160 hours. Assume that patreon goes straight to his pocket and divide he's getting $26.325 an hour. Meaning paying a maid $15 an hour leaves him with $11.

BUT there's a catch. Bob doesn't get overtime. Which means if he works say... 200 hrs a month, his pay would actually drop ($21.06 an hour) If he does less work (say, 100 hrs a month) his pay would increase ($42.12). So yeah, it actually works out for him to do less patreon work and clean his own damn room than hire a maid. Heck his patreon isn't even based on per video so he gets paid the same whether he puts out 1 vid or 20.

The only change would be the youtube funding and we all know he keeps getting screwed out of that.

If anything he would make more money paying someone to run his social media accounts (and act NORMAL) and handle the youtube strikes then cleaned his own damn room.

I did a quick search after it happened and I think he's another nobody critic. My only interaction with him before the block was him telling me "I honestly can't tell if you're a Poe" after posting one of Bob's death bot posts and the block was his reaction to me asking if I did something wrong. I still don't know how poe's law applies.

You're probably a conservative (compared to them) and they're so ensconced in an echo chamber they can't bear to hear anything outside it.

But Bob, what if those Jews live in the Midwest, or in rural Georgia, or somewhere else in Wasteland Ghoul country? Is it still despicavle to hate them then?

I've visited Israel. It's shockingly right-wing over there and they have walls and fences around their borders! And mandatory military service.

Would love to see Bob call my guide a nazi (and then watch that awesome older dude kick his flabby ass).
 
I've visited Israel. It's shockingly right-wing over there and they have walls and fences around their borders! And mandatory military service.

Would love to see Bob call my guide a nazi (and then watch that awesome older dude kick his flabby ass)

I guarantee you Bob's views on Zionism will make you want to beat him with a shovel.
 
Only one indirect reference to a website that compared him to Pol Pot. We assume it was us because we were making nicknames like "Pol Pot Pie" at the time but it's debatable.

LOL Kiiwifarms is fucking pol pot? we killed millions? hahahahah holy shit im hanging around this thread now
 
Beyond unlikely, Bob wouldn't even debate Sargon or even Razorfist. Despite all his aggressive rhetoric and abrasive personality Bob is a massive coward.

So riddle me this one, How can such a fucking pussy be for Eugenics? I love when he brings up talks of Eugenics as if he wouldnt be in the fucking gas chambers himself :story:
 
Beyond unlikely, Bob wouldn't even debate Sargon or even Razorfist. Despite all his aggressive rhetoric and abrasive personality Bob is a massive coward.
In Bob's defense, debating those guys would cause him to place himself in a position where he couldn't eat for an hour or so. You don't get Bob's impressive physique putting yourself through those hardships.
 
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