Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Bob has a tendency to conflate people he dislikes into a single amorphous group. The easy example is him associating conservatives with people who play first person shooters for no reason other than disliking both groups. Bob also has a tendency to overestimate his knowledge on any given topic. So just meeting a few people he considers assholes is probably enough for Bob to think he, "knows them well" when he really knows jack shit.

Yeah, I get this, but something about the way he phrased it makes me think he's talking about something specific.

My best guess is people he knew in high school, but other than his unreadable book I don't know where stories about that part of his life might be found.
 
Picture trying to turn all of New York state into a super Manhattan and all the resources needed for that. We did the math back when he first said this and it requires more resources and people than actually exist.

It would also essentially nuke any local environment and ecology completely. And because of the nature of cities, there would be giant Manhattan-sized super slums that would make William Gibson blanch.
 
Bob has a tendency to conflate people he dislikes into a single amorphous group. The easy example is him associating conservatives with people who play first person shooters for no reason other than disliking both groups. Bob also has a tendency to overestimate his knowledge on any given topic. So just meeting a few people he considers assholes is probably enough for Bob to think he, "knows them well" when he really knows jack shit.
Bob even said that he's "standing up against bullies"... by somehow being a bigger bully.

Where's his Stelio Kontos when you need him?
 
Bob even said that he's "standing up against bullies"... by somehow being a bigger bully.

Where's his Stelio Kontos when you need him?

At this point, his career needs go out in flames. It goes back what I said early. He shouldn't stayed employed at this point. It's evi-fucking-dent he lacks any professionalism toward his political opinions. He doesn't needs to say a death threat when he's advocating for the extermination of a certain political following. Which is far worse when you think about it. All his autistic sperging shows his true colors, and yet there's still people willing to follow him in to a car crash?

Seriously, at the end of the day. Anybody that follows him when his luck ends will have hell to pay due to chipman,
 
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Flocking to blue states?
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Looks like the stats aren't quite bearing out your narrative there, Blobbo.
 
It's cute to see him get roasted on Twitchy (I guess we know now why he was so busy today), but really, I think a major reason behind most of his bullshit is that he's looking for attention, and I hate to see him getting it.
 
Maybe Bob has a point. "Dehumanizing others is something Nazis do" is starting to get rather tired, and has always been a touch Godwin-ish.

I propose, "Dehumanizing others is something serial killers do." Is that better?

EDIT: @Secret Asshole , I miss you so much in this thread :feels:

Thank you, I couldn't stay away after I heard what that brain-dead faggot said. It constantly amazes me.

I don't think bob is even aware of the opioid crisis. He seems pretty stuck up and has massive trouble even considering the other side as human. He definitely view the world as black and white and that they just voted trump for the hell of it.



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It's not authoritarianism when MY side does it :^)
But people who talk about authoritarianism for the OTHER side they're weak people, not me though cause I do it to get a SUPERIOR future. Sieg.. uh hail Mario.

Of course he isn't. The guy's brain doesn't go past a 10th grade level of thinking and his reading level is more on the 8th to 9th grade scale. Enough to comprehend words and very basic concepts, but absolutely no level of critical thinking or complicated ideas. If you saw The Kingsman 2, he'd be like one of those assholes who would be totally fine with rural trump voters dying to OD an heroin and other opiates.

Bob is a weak, cowardly fucker. You encounter this fat piece of shit on one of the rare occasions he leaves his flooded NEET basement, he'd shit himself confronted with strong arguments. Its why he's such a big man on the internet, because in reality he is a diabetic fat fuck reliant on the pity of idiots to watch him preform for their amusement.

Bob is the living embodiment of everything wrong with America right now. Aside from being obese and obsessed with the dumbest media possible and contributing nothing to society, he thinks he has geopolitics figured out WHILE ALSO having absolutely no grasp or understanding of history. I know Jordan Peterson might be seen as a meme in these parts, but I'm a big fan and his whole "clean your room" thing is a metaphor created for guys like Bob.

How can you imagine to fix the whole world when you can't even fix the meager circumstances you have control over now? How can you even imagine to dictate how the world should function when your own life is in shambles? The whole point is to be very wary of those sorts of people, because they're insane and bitter which can easily cross over to genocide. Bob is open about that part though.

He looks down on the working class, but will do a whole wink-and-nod routine if he ever has to interact with a construction worker like he "gets" them. It's crazy when you actually type it out, the impoverished destitute yet pretentious intellellectual who has no proper academic training or study who looks down on the working class but adopts a folksy regional dialect to connect with people.

I mean, it is a meme because a lot of those who follow him don't really do anything but yes. If you can't control your own environment to make it better, there's no fucking way you can do it to a bigger one. That's the point he's getting at.

Bob is so fucking pathetic it hurts. To just do nothing, to sit there and just be this fetid lump who thinks he has all the solutions and is so completely ignorant of his own views, so incredibly stupid he doesn't even realize he's advocating for a genocide of a people. His only defense is 'well, uh, the other side nazis'. Look you stupid fat fuck, the other side isn't advocating for genocide. If you had you, and a white supremacist who said, 'I don't want to kill minorities or jews, I just want them to have their own ethnostates separate from whites and done without killing or violence' he would be better than you. Never mind these imaginary fucking Nazis he is fighting.

What are you gonna do fatass? Get out on the picket lines? Bash the fash? No,you're the stupid cowardly asshole who would try to sucker punch someone and be too fat to get away so you'd get beaten to a pulp.

That's why its so absurd. He IS one of the lower class. He's not rich. A rich person would have their people beat the fuck out of him if he even got two feet near them. He's pure white trash, a pseduo-intellectual manchild and a living parody. He never left highschool because he doesn't have the mental capacity to do so. He can only watch movies for teenagers and only look at them in the most superficial aspects.

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. -Thomas Jefferson.

In either case, those Antifa(ggots) groups would get mowed down to something less than mulch. They'll always forget that when they start the shooting, we'll shoot back.

Pretty much. ANTIFA will never be a thing. They're loud, but at their heart they are cowards. They block highways and attempt to riot but haven't face anything approaching real resistance. Their revolution would collapse in hours if the black block actually did it. They'd crumble in a heartbeat.
 
It's cute to see him get roasted on Twitchy (I guess we know now why he was so busy today), but really, I think a major reason behind most of his bullshit is that he's looking for attention, and I hate to see him getting it.
But why? His idol, Marvel Comics, can tell him from over a decade of experience that "There's no such thing as bad publicity" was never an absolute truth. It hasn't helped his "brand" if that's the goal.
 
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What really pisses me off is that I could imagine Bob standing there arrogantly smirking because the overdose victims were white and deserved it simply for existing.

That fat fuck is in no position to look down on a drug addict when you can tell from his sallow corpulence that he's rapidly eating himself to an early grave.
 
That fat fuck is in no position to look down on a drug addict when you can tell from his sallow corpulence that he's rapidly eating himself to an early grave.
I'm pretty sure he would be stuck in his basement for all of eternity.
 
I've actually never known a Yankees fan that crazy. I have known Mets fans who wouldn't date Yankees fans, though. Eh, who can blame them.
If it makes you feel better, Yahtzee started to do little "After ZP Streams" and I saw the numbers; he got around 1000 viewers. Now, that SOUNDS pretty impressive; but lets remember that the guy usually gets like 1.3M views per ZP. That's fucking pathetic. Spoony has more net viewers on his streams.

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Looks like the stats aren't quite bearing out your narrative there, Blobbo.
Now, now, you can't expect facts from Bob. That's like expecting Hell to snow
 
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It's not authoritarianism when MY side does it :^)
But people who talk about authoritarianism for the OTHER side they're weak people, not me though cause I do it to get a SUPERIOR future. Sieg.. uh hail Mario.

It is not authoritarianism when it is a COMPANY, instead of the government, holding you by the throat.
Google can rape every orifice of Bobby because they let pees and trannies run roughshod.

At this point, his career needs go out in flames. It goes back what I said early. He shouldn't stayed employed at this point. It's evi-fucking-dent he lacks any professionalism toward his political opinions.
The thing to do is to complain to geek.com, but I suspect people are doing it already.
Shame we can't make a dent to his Patreon because they don't care.
 
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He really has nothing better to do on a Friday night, does he?
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"Totally a joke despite overwhelming evidence that this is what I want."
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You forgot to add "Who still lives in his aunt's basement."
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:story: When an asskisser unintentionally comes off as sarcastic.
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