Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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The Twitchy guys made a fantastic point: that Bob and guys like him are actually HURTING their cause and encouraging people to vote Trump, because they see how deranged Trump's opposition is. If Bobbo was smart, he'd can the fascist talk and hunker down, trying to find some tactic to win Rednecks and Republicans over to his side. Perhaps by appealing to their sense of decency. (Look at these small, big-eyed children who want to flee from their violent home countries! What kind of heartless person would deny these kids the chance to live in peace and safety?!)

But Bob isn't smart enough for that. He can't tamp down his visceral hatred for his enemies enough to employ indirect tactics against them. He has to go right for the throat and display his contempt for them openly. This is how you know he doesn't give a shit about any of his pet causes; if he did, he'd be willing to use any tactics, even appeals and shows of friendship to a hated enemy, to make sure his side won. He'd be willing to smile at an enemy and lie through his teeth, but Bob can't do that. His own bluff arrogance and shows of superiority are like a drug he has to consume at regular intervals. Bob NEEDS to be a bully and he is a bully, through and through. All of his talk about being a champion for the Superior Future is just a cheap moral framework he crafted to justify his brutish, bullying behavior (and to make him look good to bystanders and supporters.)

We should be grateful that Bob is the way he is. We'll know that he'll never be effective. Bob's only victories come from the outrage and anger he generates in the hearts of the non-psychotic.
 
Man it seems Bob has really kicked the beehive this time and people aren't letting up. This is wonderful and at this rate he very well might be kicked out of Geek.com. I hope our spergery is what has helped foment this.
Bob is so unlikable that it isn't hard to a-log him.
 
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TIL state taxes, county taxes and real estate taxes are appropriated by the Federal Govt in Superior Bobland.

If you don't understand how the world works, zip it, lardo.
 
Charming.
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I'm sorry, who the fuck seriously believes him whenever he trots this lame-ass excuse out?
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Why are you judging? You're missing all three.
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At this point, his career needs go out in flames. It goes back what I said early. He shouldn't stayed employed at this point. It's evi-fucking-dent he lacks any professionalism toward his political opinions. He doesn't needs to say a death threat when he's advocating for the extermination of a certain political following. Which is far worse when you think about it. All his autistic sperging shows his true colors, and yet there's still people willing to follow him in to a car crash?

Seriously, at the end of the day. Anybody that follows him when his luck ends will have hell to pay due to chipman,
I've heard some whispers of people reporting him. I myself think nothing will come of it, but we'll see.
 
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"unproductive red states"

Bob, I'll bet that by this point, your blood is pure Iowa corn syrup.
Just the plasma part, since plasma is the clear, watery part of human blood. The actual red blood cells would be strawberry jam (do any red states make good jams and jellies?). What would the white blood cells be?
 
Just the plasma part. The actual red blood cells would be strawberry jam (do any red states make good jams and jellies?)
I live in a swing state, but in a red county, and we have some good jams and jellies. Not sure about other states though, but look hard enough, and you could find some.
 
There are plenty of productive red states.

Definitely. But the irony of such a fat fuck talking about how the red states produce nothing while gorging himself on farmed carbs makes me simultaneously salty and amused.

And ETA--AsaSpades60, you may be overestimating the red stuff as jellies. Red dye #40, maybe. I can't really see Bob being interested in good preserves.
 
Say what you will about Sony, but they really are the most trollish movie studio out there.
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He's not wrong, y'know.
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"I got educated, developed talents and made something relevant and worthwhile of myself."
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Diabetes.
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I love how the anti-Blob backlash is growing fierce. Blob won't realize it, but it will only get worse for him. Bob has zero skills that will be useful in today's world. Being a movie "reviewer" isn't gonna get you anywhere Bob. Stay in the lower echelons of employment, because that is where you belong.
 
I love how the anti-Blob backlash is growing fierce. Blob won't realize it, but it will only get worse for him. Bob has zero skills that will be useful in today's world. Being a movie "reviewer" isn't gonna get you anywhere Bob. Stay in the lower echelons of employment, because that is where you belong.

It's just a matter of time before it becomes too overwhelming, and forces them to act. Bob will pretend its not too bad. But his employees, and patreons will notice.
 
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I love how the anti-Blob backlash is growing fierce. Blob won't realize it, but it will only get worse for him. Bob has zero skills that will be useful in today's world. Being a movie "reviewer" isn't gonna get you anywhere Bob. Stay in the lower echelons of employment, because that is where you belong.

Given Bob's abrasive nature, I doubt he is going to at least have the self-control to stop fighting them on twitter leading those against him to continue the assault. I honestly don't hope he goes into the general workforce as if I had to work with the likes of Bob, I probably would get an ulcer trying to prevent myself from beating him half to death with a blunt object.
 
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