Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Mola Ram said:
I could actually see him blowing a writing course, because his writing is fucking atrocious. Now that is something I'd pay good money to see.
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Any kid in any grade is a better writer than Bob.

Heh, reminds me of my old middle school writing teacher. My class hated her guts because she was a raging bitch and a total lardass too. Separated at birth?
MightyBiteySnake said:
Bob’s career as a teacher would end as soon as he starts singling our students with southern accents or the kids whose parents watch Fox News or voted for trump.
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"Mom, Mr. Chipman says you're a subhuman Nazi and that I should cut off all contact with you."

Seriously, I can't wait for him to get his sorry ass roasted by the PTA if he gets hired.
 
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Pfft, good luck with the disclaimer.
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LordKaT said:
Bob is super exceptional.
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FTFY.
 
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MightyBiteySnake said:
Bob’s career as a teacher would end as soon as he starts singling our students with southern accents or the kids whose parents watch Fox News or voted for trump.
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I dunno man; considering his attire screams 'windowless van', I think something else would happen first. Something a lot less funny.

Joking aside, I think that he wouldn't have a chance of getting to be a teacher.. As bad as the american education system has gotten, it hasn't gotten that bad to where Bob would be able to be a teacher.
 
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Plissken said:
I dunno man; considering his attire screams 'windowless van', I think something else would happen first. Something a lot less funny.

Joking aside, I think that he wouldn't have a chance of getting to be a teacher.. As bad as the american education system has gotten, it hasn't gotten that bad to where Bob would be able to be a teacher.
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He'd probably make it as a teacher assistant or some position where he had no actual responsibilities. Bob is one of those people who never get promoted and wonder why
 
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MightyBiteySnake said:
The math doesn’t have to make sense. It just has to tell you how bad the electoral college is until the next time a Democrat is in office
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It's an old trope you see every. freakin'. election where they calculate out how many possible voters there are vs actual voters. Whenever either side has a bad election cycle they go on about how low voter participation is as if we could get 100% of the voters to the polls then things would have been different. Never mind that repeated surveys show that the nonvoting populace is actually pretty similar to the voting populace. So even if we got 100%, it would shake out to roughly the same result with a few weird edge cases.

i.e. Assume an election in a population with 1k eligible voters. 150 of them show up to the polls on voting day and the winner is 90 votes over 40. Or that the winner got 60% of the vote. Bob is basically saying that well since 850 people didn't vote, then the winner isn't really that popular and really their number is 90/1000 or 9% popularity.

Since this board regularly demonstrates functional logic circuits, I trust you all can grasp where the logic error lies.
 
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UglyOldJafar said:
Oh please.
Evne if he gets hired, you think he can fathom to wake up every morning and WALK down the school halls?
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Bob will quit the moment all the kids start bullying him.
There’s no way he’d get hired to teach elementary school because everything about him screams child molester.

Bob gets annoyed when people post that Mario costume picture of him. Imagine kids plastering that all around school. Or if they get their hands on his book.
The kids will eat him alive.
 
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