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I'm sure nobody got properly bullied by Bob. Bob was the lonely fat kid. Other kids might have just brushed him off.
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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He was the lonely fat kid that annoyed the fuck out of his classmates by butting in on every conversation and acting like the smartest kid in the class (which he wasn’t).
I know this because that’s what he does on Twitter all the time.
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Well it's a good thing he stopped calling strangers names for no reason. Who knows how he could have turned out if he didn't have this moment of self-reflection.Brick By Brick, page 31.
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This is a terror out of your own creation Robert, you are the one placing value over a complete stranger pressing a "follow" button on a app and then casually scrolling down whatever the fuck you have to tweet every 15 minutes.
And more pathetic than agonizing over it and wondering if it is okay to bother said strangers over "why" they aren't following or blocked you, it is that Robert make it public, so everybody can see how much he cares about this bullshit.
Not to mention that part of being "terrified of ever following-up or attempting to attain clarity about" is because he doesn't want another Lindsay Ellis drama on you, and yet he still over looking who is blocking him or unfollowed.
I do feel a bit bad for the kids who do think that social media does make up for any meaningfull relations to people, since they were born into this shit, but Robert is 40, being fussy about twitter followers numbers and if he gets a block over someone he never saw or spoke to before, so get bend, stress your life away over this bullshit.
Also, remember this tweet whenever Robert tries again to gain high ground whenever he is getting ratioed again and he tries to be cute and say "twitter doesn't matter"
Because twitter matters, for Robert is really does matter.
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Blobbo is a deeply mentally retarded person who thinks his twitter followers or the people that he follows are real life friends and or colleagues. He Is just that retarded.
But he totally has sex you guys!
Also the chimpman retards can't cook for shit. What the fuck they learned from their parents
But he totally has sex you guys!
Also the chimpman retards can't cook for shit. What the fuck they learned from their parents
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The words "Super Saiyan" weren't even uttered until the Namek saga. We only had Saiyans appear after Goku beat Piccolo at the Budokai Tenkaichi at the end of Dragonball proper. The driving premise behind virtually all of the entire original manga and anime run was defeat the current threat and/or secure the dragonballs with a tournament thrown in here and there. Achieving Super Saiyan status was only a means to either of those ends and only mattered from the Namek Saga onwards. By then, you had nearly a dozen other sagas that ran without it. Once again, Bob is a fucking poseur.
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I haven't seen coping that is so full of shit since Ethan Ralph pretended that his ex-girlfriend causing him to lose his Patreon was actually a good thing. Bob is is the manchild who has gloated about winning against the internet and how he'll continue to score wins against them while crying like a faggot that the internet is ruining his life when things don't go his way.
The idea that Bob Chipman doesn't care about internet squabbles is laughable. You would be better off selling the idea Bob that you are superhero who can fly and can shoot laser beams out of his eyes.
That is a really good point that even I didn't think of. There was an entire series before Dragon Ball Z that literally had no mention of the Saiyan's. Where are the hidden metaphors in the original Dragon Ball Bob?
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Chris Chipman is such a retarded piece of shit.
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Well, he works his "media theories" backwards, he has a idea as in "LOL DBZ IS NAZI" then he works around whatever factoid he pull from his fat ass to make a video around it.
But the main thing about the video was that both the Nazis and Toriyama, consciously or not, drew from way way back mythology to bring the whole "aryan" aesthetic into it, even if Robert also points out that the golden hair thing was just a time saving trick for the manga production, because that is on the wikipedia front and center.
It is more of those "ain't it cool?" sort of musing about media and it's relation with history, but at the same time, it is all bullshit.
Look, Toriyama is on paper numerous times that he just wrote Dragon Ball by the seat of his pants, even the OG Dragon Ball barely could be considered for it's references to Journey to the West, since it pretty much drops any laces to that story by the end of the oxking episode.
So to conflate super sayians to to aryans when clearly it never crossed anyone's mind when producing it, it is just "game theory" shit, yeah, it is amusing that you work around a explanation on why this theory comes togheter, but it ain't true, not by a long shot, so what is the motherfucking point?
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China is the future, because they love a guy that only ever gets B-jobs in America
I like Frank Grillo too, but I don't get the logic that people who like him are "on track to run the 21st century".
Meanwhile the GOP is consigned to the Garbage Bin of History, for standing in the way of the Great Replacement:
Bobby ridicules Governor Tate Reeves of Mississippi on his doughy looks.
The Mary Sue dives into fantasy land again:
I doubt the die-hard antivax conservatives are that big on Harry Potter.
Emmy bullshit. Bobby understands both business etiqutte and marital relationship.
Creep:
I'm not sure if a fat woman should wear bright green, puffy sleeves, or have floral patterns that draw attention to her waist. But then "fun" is not part of my aesthetics lexicon.
MCU:
Bobby explains why monster movies should appeal to kids:
This came out of nowhere:
About being blocked on Twitter, Bobby got some asspats from Luke and GeekWithShield.
I like Frank Grillo too, but I don't get the logic that people who like him are "on track to run the 21st century".
Meanwhile the GOP is consigned to the Garbage Bin of History, for standing in the way of the Great Replacement:
Bobby ridicules Governor Tate Reeves of Mississippi on his doughy looks.
The Mary Sue dives into fantasy land again:
I doubt the die-hard antivax conservatives are that big on Harry Potter.
Emmy bullshit. Bobby understands both business etiqutte and marital relationship.
Creep:
I'm not sure if a fat woman should wear bright green, puffy sleeves, or have floral patterns that draw attention to her waist. But then "fun" is not part of my aesthetics lexicon.
MCU:
Bobby explains why monster movies should appeal to kids:
This came out of nowhere:
About being blocked on Twitter, Bobby got some asspats from Luke and GeekWithShield.
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The point is to vomit forth a stream of garbage to superfically make it seem like he has deep knowledge of things.
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Its funny because those are the same thoughts that popped into my head.
When a kid in high school dies, the most cliche thing you hear is how "they had their whole life ahead of them!" even if the damn girl OD'ed on molly behind the athletics building, you still fucking hear that same line or something similar.
When a senior kicks the bucket, you usually hear something along the lines "they lived a good life" or similar, even if its not true.
Of course Chris & Bob probably don't care one way or another, because we all know its their asses they are worried about.
So textbook conspiracy theorist logic patterns?
Another strike against "thinker" Bob Chipman.
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I can't wait until after WWIII kicks off, and when our intelligence agencies are looking for traitors and spies, they find out that Kino Blobert betrayed the USA because we didn't appreciate some rando actor enough and China wisely agreed with Bob.
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We get it Chris, your fat hypochondriac wife wants to listen to the 24/7 doomer bullshit the news spews out because they're retarded and think that nuking the economy for coof coverage is a winning replacement for Orange Man tard outs. You know, ignoring that even their elite asses could get their stocks nuked due to their corporate masters dying in the process.
The masks also do fucking nothing if they aren't N95 though, so it's all spectacle with you mr. "I'm too dumb to get that begging every half hour is annoying and makes people NOT want to listen to me". You aren't cool for propagating a stupid control scheme from limp dicked governor's wanting to feel the power of a dictator for the first time in their pathetic life.
Also whining and begging for patrons off your mentally handicapped brother is why you are the Oskar Kakoshka of the family. Hell, worse, since even that Czechoslovakian conman learned a thing or two and got slightly better.
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Jesus. It always amazes me how much cinematico Bloberto tweets. Man needs to go touch grass for a couple of years to clear his twitter tarding debt.
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He is an addict, 262.6K tweets since March 2011. If Twitter were to go down for any extended period of time he'll begin to suffer withdrawal symptoms.
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Chippa but think how many kids were saved from school shootings thanks to Covid-19 and Home Schooling. The Coof probably saved more kids than it took.
Look at the brightside you morbid fuck.
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And just like the alcoholic tells himself and his family that he “has” to drink “for work” (all those client dinners and industry functions), Bob tells himself and the few people who care about him IRL that his addiction is his “job.” I’m sure he even claims to work full-time. But if asked what he does for a living, he’ll say he’s a “cultural critic” or some shit. I’d love if someone replied, “Oh, you mean you tweet all day and all night long?”
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Except everyone in this high school is over 70 and the principal is Andrew Cuomo.
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Hmm, it may also be about the fact that the restaurants are there all year long, and are thus a constant revenue of much-needed taxes for public works and as such, the local government have to play ball with certain demands. As opposed to a one-and-done deal, or intermittent events such as whatever this congregation of smelly LARPers is supposed to be.
Good to see both the organizers of this even and Chris are ignoramuses in both politics and economics.
Also, I'm so gonna start my own podcast where I'll share with the world such thrilling tales like when I went playing at the arcade without my parents' permission, the first time my dad brought me to the stadium to watch a football game, and the eye-opening, status-quo-defying experience of listening to Linkin Park's "Live in Texas" for the first time as a teenager. I'm gonna be filthy rich!
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