Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Koby_Fish]

Is that what his take was? I honestly thought it was "Hello person. People that Believe in SkyDad are dubm. I smrt."

Yup. Absolutely, as it contrasts with "Internationally famous childrens' entertainer can't fathom buying a dog you can't carry" in the context Bob uses the "Footprints" thing. For context:

So yeah, Fatbob thinks dogs too big to carry can carry people in the manner of Jesus/Skydaddy, only they're "real", whereas Bob is convinced Skydaddy doesn't reals. But yeah, he's also taking a dig at people who believe in Skydaddy too. He's just thinking he's clever substituting a dog too big to carry for Jesus/God in the footprints thing.

Just to sperg a bit more on Bob's ridiculous "Care Bears Paradise Lost" fanfic pitch, that's got to be one of the stupidest concepts I've ever seen. I mean, I know in TV/Movies, pitches often go like "It's this, but with that and some other thing". Take "Battlestar Galactica" (1978 ) for instance. Westerns were popular for many years before that, so the pitch was "Wagon Train To the Stars", to convince producers and studio execs to go for it. They even got Bonanza star Lorne Greene for it. Sometimes shit like that, works.

But Care Bears into Paradise Lost? With Grumpy Bear as Satan/Lucifer? Even accepting the premise that Grumpy Bear is correct that trying to make people happy all the time is neither actually ideal nor wanted (narcissistic forced positivity and associated abuse is a thing after all), the idea the the Cloudkeeper, standing in for Sky Daddy, couldn't figure that out is ridiculous. I know Bob's concept of God/Sky Daddy is a huge strawman gleaned from fellow Fedora-Tippers, even if his weasel-out of "atheism" is basically "It's not Atheism if God doesn't ackshually exist". And it's less a spiritual struggle here than it is Bob deciding, wearing the Grumpy Bear skinsuit, to play Therapist (which Satan in PL was most certainly NOT trying to do) to the "I'm unhappy and I like it that way" Goth Chick. SO this is less "Care Bears meets Paradise Lost" but more "Care Bears Meets Prince of Tides and a bit of What About Bob and minor references to Paradise Lost", if you ask me. Which kinda makes sense given Bob's background of early therapy, which he deliberately sabotaged because even back then he thought he R SMRT and figured that "outsmarting" the shrink gave him a W instead of the biggest fattest fucking L in his life.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I’ll admit to having always hated Chris Pratt even back when he first came on the scene, he’s always been the stereotypical douchey white jock and there’s never been a movie I could tolerate him in…

that said my moment of distaste was immediately washed away when I thought about Bob’s reaction. This is a Sonic’s blue arms all over again and I can’t wait for the first trailer to drop.

And miyamoto himself claimed mario “talks a lot in the movie” so I’m begging for mario to say some memes or something that will make Bob seethe.

I’m calling it now, mario will be playing a video game and hear someone say “Mamma Mia!” Only to retort with “that’s stupid, I wouldn’t be caught dead saying that.”

I hope there is some lines making fun of the idea of him being from Brookyln since that meant so much to Bob

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

I hope there is some lines making fun of the idea of him being from Brookyln since that meant so much to Bob

Bob once thought "It's a Brooklyn thing!" would be the best catchphrase ever for Mario. Boy I hope that Mario says that in the film, only for Luigi to turn to him and say "That's a stupid catchphrase. Stop trying to make that a thing!"

 

[Koby_Fish]

also I can't even with Bob right now, there's a property he's a fan of that's a WAY better fit for a "Paradise Lost" storyline than Care Bears.

Fucking TRANSFORMERS, Bob.

Think about it. Having Megatron as "God", Starscream as "Lucifer", and you go on from there. It's so simple not even Bob could think of it.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Bob once thought "It's a Brooklyn thing!" would be the best catchphrase ever for Mario. Boy I hope that Mario says that in the film, only for Luigi to turn to him and say "That's a stupid catchphrase. Stop trying to make that a thing!"

"It's an Italian thing"
"It's a Brooklyn thing"
And then Mario and Luigi go beat up Bowser. Yes, Bob thought that was so ingenious and bad ass he made it repeat like five or six times in his pitch.

But they won't reference it. Because no one in Hollywood gives a shit about Bob.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

"It's an Italian thing"
"It's a Brooklyn thing"
And then Mario and Luigi go beat up Bowser. Yes, Bob thought that was so ingenious and bad ass he made it repeat like five or six times in his pitch.

But they won't reference it. Because no one in Hollywood gives a shit about Bob.

To be fair those aren't even original catchphrases that Bob made up, I can see a hack hollywood writer referencing it as a joke and it would make Bob seethe as though it was a personal attack

 

[Positron]

 

[CharlesBarkley]

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Remember when only losers who loved tits and fake rape scenes were horror fans? Now instead you get to see fags wear leotards and pretend they are threatening.

Honestly, it's hard to decide what is worse.

 

[LiquidKid]

I hope there is some lines making fun of the idea of him being from Brookyln since that meant so much to Bob

My ultimate monkey paw wish that’ll never happen is mario openly mocking the “to shigeru miyamoto for saving my life more times than he knows” line.
I’d pay so much for that to happen, and Bob’s reaction would be priceless, but I know it never will.

 

[glib]

also I can't even with Bob right now, there's a property he's a fan of that's a WAY better fit for a "Paradise Lost" storyline than Care Bears.

Fucking TRANSFORMERS, Bob.

Think about it. Having Megatron as "God", Starscream as "Lucifer", and you go on from there. It's so simple not even Bob could think of it.

Lord of The Rings prequel about the making of the ring. donut steel.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Remember when only losers who loved tits and fake rape scenes were horror fans? Now instead you get to see fags wear leotards and pretend they are threatening.

Honestly, it's hard to decide what is worse.

Why not both

But seriously it doesn't help modern horror is a lot of family drama bullshit with spoopy ghosts

Though I'm curious what Bob's idea of a horror movie will be

 

[EnemyStand]

Yup. Absolutely, as it contrasts with "Internationally famous childrens' entertainer can't fathom buying a dog you can't carry" in the context Bob uses the "Footprints" thing. For context:
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So yeah, Fatbob thinks dogs too big to carry can carry people in the manner of Jesus/Skydaddy, only they're "real", whereas Bob is convinced Skydaddy doesn't reals. But yeah, he's also taking a dig at people who believe in Skydaddy too. He's just thinking he's clever substituting a dog too big to carry for Jesus/God in the footprints thing.

One night, Moviebob had a dream. He dreamt he was walking on a beach with the LORD. Across the sky flashed scenes from his life.

Not waiting to get to the end because his life was little more than rotting away in a basement, he turned to the LORD and began to sperg.

"Skydaddy, I might've only been to Cathahlic school for a few yeas and wahps and potato eaters beat me up fah makin' fun of that one retahded kid, but you don't actually exist and once the mayoghouls are purged from the wahsteland that is middle Ahmericah and usher in da SYOOOPERIOR FYOOTUR no one will worship you other than Thinkers who love gays and PoCs. Besides, I don't need ya, I have a dog too big to carry!"

The LORD replied:

"Robert, you understand nothing about religion, Believers made the majority of all scientific advancements, you will never experience your version of the future, you'll never be a respected entertainer, you're fat, Lindsey will never have sex with you, you'll die alone and also you crushed that dog to death."

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Spoiler

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Roll 'em!

Equipment:

Main hand
Gavel of the Accuser - A hammer used by adjudicators of The One World Enlightenment to root out heresy. The Gavel is a +1 mace that that once a day allows it's wielder to call down fire from the sacred Mountain Intelectuous Terminus.

Off hand
Talisman of the New Gods - A sacred fetish representing the many arms and eyes of the New Gods of The One World Enlightenment who have usurped the Creator and now watch over, correct, and guide the faithful. Once a day it allows the wielder to hand wave away curses placed upon them.

Back
Cloak of the Duck - A cloak made of down of the cutest duckies from the duck pond in royal Lynn. Like water running off a duck, the cloak has a chance to make spells and jinxes slide off, d20 + WIS Vs spell level check

Head
Wreath of the Olive Garden - A head band made of empowered olive leaves which symbolize peace. Once a day it can be used to add +5 to persuasion checks but can only be used one time per character, no repeat usage on the same character

Chest
Bib of Nod - Cloth armor. The Bib of Nod is an accursed artifact that was once the garment of occultist priests that perverted the teachings of Nod for their own gain. Because The Bib is cursed it can not be removed by normal means. The wearer gains a permanent +1 CON bonus and +5 poison resistance but once a day must roll a curse check, d10 + (CON/2 - 1 ) Vs corruption level +1. If the wearer fails the check they gain +1 level in corruption. Levels above 5 will lead to loss of functions in eyes and extremities if unchecked, use d10/2 to determine which is affected

Legs
Clockwork Girdle - Heavy armor. A curiosity made by the Clockwork Knights of Boston Dynamo, the Girdle is a strange network of metal slats, trusses, and leather straps attach to the legs and waist. Though providing poor armor value for it's class, it allows the wearer to carry weight beyond their own strength. It even will allow the wearer to move even if crippled. The Clockwork Girdle requires enchanted soul cubes to operate and cannot be repaired by anyone other than the Clockwork Knights

 

[Boom Boss]

Bob: "I have a dog too big to carry!"

Lord: "you crushed that dog to death."

What's the story about Bob getting a dog?

 

[EnemyStand]

What's the story about Bob getting a dog?

Sure, why not?

 

[Positron]

If you miss our old friend TeamImpossible, you'll see a lot of him in this update, but first...

Bobby discriminates against the children borne out of incest:


Someone offers an reality check about Utah:

Reminds me of the common tranny repartee: "Why are you offended when I said 'die cis scum'? I'm not talking about all cis people. If you feel offended then maybe you're just a cis scum!"


ShoelessJoeJackson is to be piled on and unpersoned by Bobby's cronies, as we'll see presently.

Bobby cannot comprehend someone who has ticked all the progressive box would vote Trump in a heartbeat, and it seems TeamImpossible got a shinny new account again:


Biden's redhead doll demands "solutions" about the border problem, when solutions are, as Bob Dylan wrote, blowing in the wind.

I can't figure out what do Employment Laws have anything to do with Kill Bill vol. 1.




Wikipedia write-up about Paul Miller.

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Someone famous noticed Bobby!

Adams's question makes no sense. Firstly, approved medication has been properly researched, many have been on the market for more than 5 years. Few if any medication has the same "risk profile" (i.e. literally unknown long-term risk) as the covid vaccine. Second, we make a decision to take a drug on an individual basis; we may accept a higher risk in exchange of a bigger benefit. The problem with the covid vaccine is that people aren't buying the purported benefit.



Bobby expounds on his Philosophy of Cruelty.


Saeed Jones -- but not Bobby -- got picked up by Glenn Greenwald:


Consequences, consequences.

But if Trumpsters aren't people, why do you want to vaccinate them? It doesn't as if there were campaigns to get niggers vaccinated does it?

Pity poor Bobby, he suffers more than you do!


Once again Bobby fantasizes seizing children from their conservative parents to be raised in rainbow commodes (I mean communes). Your queer mommy can give you more than vaccines... much more.


Pure non sequitur. Is he saying that the Democrats, unlike the pandemic, don't exist?


The force-vax crowd are getting desperate:


No idea. Bobby seems to get off on gunning down a shipful of unvaccinated Mexicans (video from "No Context Violence")

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"Anti-identitarian populism usually is National Socialism"


Queers and troons are working class too!


No bad tactics, as long as the queer elites benefit:


Globohomo:

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Is there a sadder sentence in the world than "Those sort of films aren't art films"?


Consoom!


Serious business cartoon:


Benedetta.






Blasphemic non-sequiturs are the funniest thing in the world.

What's the story about Bob getting a dog?

It is just his cheap piss on some rando. He never said he's getting a dog. After all, no dogs can be as endearing as Yoshi.

 

[LiquidKid]

You obviously aren't smart to understand that the modern left IS the corporate boot-licking faction. As for your stupid "DuH, iF tHe LeFt HaD aNy PoWeR, tHe LaSt TwO pReSiDeNtIaL cYcLeS aRe DiFfErEnT!" bullshit, the left is firmly in control of the media, education, entertainment, and damn near ALL gov. industries in this country.

Want more? This country LITERALLY worships retarded crackhead niggers. Can't get much more left wing than that.

I know that leftists are unevolved retards, but grow a brain cell or two, then try again.

See, your mistake is you watched too much right wing YouTube channels and thought they were accurate instead of just background entertainment.
Eventually you’ll learn that politics as a whole ultimately does not matter and no amount of protest vocal or otherwise will actually effect your life. Believe it or not, the left says the exact same thing that you just said about the right, and they are constantly claiming the right is winning and they need to fight back.
it’s the same shit on both sides, because really none of these “sides” are in power.

just enjoy your life and laugh at people like Bob or destiny who take this shit too seriously

 

[UserAccess]

If you miss our old friend TeamImpossible, you'll see a lot of him in this update, but first...

Bobby discriminates against the children borne out of incest:
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Someone offers an reality check about Utah:
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Reminds me of the common tranny repartee: "Why are you offended when I said 'die cis scum'? I'm not talking about all cis people. If you feel offended then maybe you're just a cis scum!"

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ShoelessJoeJackson is to be piled on and unpersoned by Bobby's cronies, as we'll see presently.

Bobby cannot comprehend someone who has ticked all the progressive box would vote Trump in a heartbeat, and it seems TeamImpossible got a shinny new account again:
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Biden's redhead doll demands "solutions" about the border problem, when solutions are, as Bob Dylan wrote, blowing in the wind.
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I can't figure out what do Employment Laws have anything to do with Kill Bill vol. 1.

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Wikipedia write-up about Paul Miller.

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Someone famous noticed Bobby!
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Adams's question makes no sense. Firstly, approved medication has been properly researched, many have been on the market for more than 5 years. Few if any medication has the same "risk profile" (i.e. literally unknown long-term risk) as the covid vaccine. Second, we make a decision to take a drug on an individual basis; we may accept a higher risk in exchange of a bigger benefit. The problem with the covid vaccine is that people aren't buying the purported benefit.

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Bobby expounds on his Philosophy of Cruelty.
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Saeed Jones -- but not Bobby -- got picked up by Glenn Greenwald:
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Consequences, consequences.
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But if Trumpsters aren't people, why do you want to vaccinate them? It doesn't as if there were campaigns to get niggers vaccinated does it?

Pity poor Bobby, he suffers more than you do!
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Once again Bobby fantasizes seizing children from their conservative parents to be raised in rainbow commodes (I mean communes). Your queer mommy can give you more than vaccines... much more.
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Pure non sequitur. Is he saying that the Democrats, unlike the pandemic, don't exist?
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The force-vax crowd are getting desperate:
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No idea. Bobby seems to get off on gunning down a shipful of unvaccinated Mexicans (video from "No Context Violence")
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"Anti-identitarian populism usually is National Socialism"
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Queers and troons are working class too!
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No bad tactics, as long as the queer elites benefit:
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Globohomo:
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Is there a sadder sentence in the world than "Those sort of films aren't art films"?
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Consoom!
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Serious business cartoon:
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Benedetta.
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Blasphemic non-sequiturs are the funniest thing in the world.
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It is just his cheap piss on some rando. He never said he's getting a dog. After all, no dogs can be as endearing as Yoshi.

If you look at those "broadcast credits," he's listed as a "researcher." That means sifting through the sewage of Reddit so MatPat doesn't have to. MatPat lives in a mansion and Moviebob lives with his mother... and it's always going to stay that way.

I'm pretty sure the guys that look up Nathan Eovaldi's strikeouts vs. left handed batters in the National League don't take creative credit for their broadcasts. You'd have to be a real asshole to do that.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

If you miss our old friend TeamImpossible, you'll see a lot of him in this update

Oh sonuva lmao. Whelp time to update the list

EDIT:
LMAO this is so dumb. So looking into it TeamImpossible's son account went quiet on the 22nd. This redbedroom account was created September of this year and first tweet was on the 23rd.

That one account that liked this tweet is an account that was made in August of this year and does nothing but like tweets of people that TeamImpossible follows

https://twitter.com/ae22034887

Tweets liked by ae (@ae22034887) / Twitter

archived 30 Sep 2021 03:18:36 UTC

archive.ph

I'm guessing TeamImpossible got put on a 7 day ban and made the redbedroom account to continue to call people nazis or it was a shorter ban but required him to delete a tweet and he refuses due to his righteous autism. Either way, my rookie of the year continues to impress.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

One thing that makes me laugh at Moviebob is how he always justify all the cruel shit he says/does by using highschool bullying as an analogy as though being cruel to "cruel people" (aka anyone to the right of Bob) is the same as standing up to school bullies.

It gets dumber when Bob himself was a highschool bully and I doubt he bullied any of his bullies but one of the mentally ill people that nowadays he'd pretend to care about or justify bullying them if they support things he doesn't like.

Now fuck I can easily see Bob bully autistic kids who like Sonic.