Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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Millennials think they are Robin Hood or Civil Disobeyers some shit:
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You know these wonderful and caring people of virtue could you know offer to buy bread for a starving person instead of letting Walmart lose some of their product.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

You know these wonderful and caring people of virtue could you know offer to buy bread for a starving person instead of letting Walmart lose some of their product.

I'm surprised a Consumer Whore like Bob doesn't knee-jerk defend the corporations. After all, most of the shit they put on their shelves is from his beloved China.

Perhaps instead of encouraging the poors to steal food, Bob and his ilk could direct them to the many food shelves and food security programs currently being directed at the poor. Many of which receive donated food from the same businesses that Bob's Twitter pals advocate stealing from. And if you live in America and you're at a point where you're forced to steal bread, despite living in the land of Food Stamps and charitable giving, then you're either some homeless person or drug addict with severe mental illness, or you're too stupid to know how "asking for help" works.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I'm surprised a Consumer Whore like Bob doesn't knee-jerk defend the corporations. After all, most of the shit they put on their shelves is from his beloved China.

Perhaps instead of encouraging the poors to steal food, Bob and his ilk could direct them to the many food shelves and food security programs currently being directed at the poor. Many of which receive donated food from the same businesses that Bob's Twitter pals advocate stealing from. And if you live in America and you're at a point where you're forced to steal bread, despite living in the land of Food Stamps and charitable giving, then you're either some homeless person or drug addict with severe mental illness, or you're too stupid to know how "asking for help" works.

It's because to Bob, Walmart is a store for the wrong people so he probably doesn't care. That or Bob wants to keep pretending he's some progressive just as part of his efforts to get his "senpai's" to notice him and be part of their circle

 

[Wormy]

Somewhat off topic, but since Bob is whining about the new Mario movie, can anyone explain to me what the hell happened behind the scenes of the 1993 Disney version with Bob Hopkins? I heard the production on the movie was a nightmare.

Rewrites. Rewrites, EVERYWHERE.

Still, it had Mojo Nixon, it was tolerable when he was on screen...

 

[JayHarrison]

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We have just reached the "it was a joke you guys" phase of the spiral.

Of course this won't take the place of the all timer Eugenics classic, but this one is shapping up to be up there with the "no bad tatics" hall of fame.

And Robert just can't help himself, he still replying and keeping the tweet alive.

How long has he been doing this twitter shit? And STILL haven't learned.

That's because Moviebob CAN'T learn. He is the pinnacle of information, you know.

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Bobby knows national finance better than Kyrsten Sinema does:
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Why isn't this man in the Biden cabinet? And if he really cared about veteran suicide, he should have supported Trump's no-trannies directive.

I wonder if Moviebob knew exactly how many of those military suicides cam

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Bad Things not happening to Bad People
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I still stand by this sentiment: Moviebob DID NOT take his COVID-19 vaccination shots because he thought better of it. Moviebob only took his COVID-19 vaccination shots because it wouldn't be Donald Trump distributing it.

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But at least Bad Things did happen to one Bad Person, albeit briefly:
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The Ron Paul Institute Channel. Give them some hits.''

If I didn't show as much restraint as I currently have, the only thing of Moviebob's I'll ever be willing to give hits to is his face.

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The only time Moviebob nd the concept of censorship will ver become funny is when Twitter decides to adhere to its TOS and completely censors Moviebob. That would bring a smile to my face.

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Millennials think they are Robin Hood or Civil Disobeyers some shit:
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I hate going to Wal-Mart--at least the store closest to where I live. Crappy custoner service; too many self-checkout lanes closed; not enough manned casheir stands open; long lines...

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Aimie Terese said something that hit Bobby between the balls, and Bobby blames Coffin for his well-earned rep as an eugenics advocate:
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I think I should remind everyone about this:

Moviebob, overt racist (2018.09.22): How about if I just find acceptable racism against whites funny? Because it is. It’s one of the funniest things there is. Know why? Nothing ACTUALLY gets in any real way harmed, but idiots piss and moan anyway. It’s hilarious.

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Ron Paul has been a consistent and vociferous advocate for peace and liberty longer than [Moviebob has] been alive. Meanwhile, [Moviebob continues to] contribute nothing but hate, bile, and fascist rhetoric under the guise of “progressivism”.

Goddamn it, I hate wishing harm on any people, but if I could Thanos-snap Bob out of existence in exchange for de-aging Ron Paul so he could run for president again (even if there’s no guarantee of him winning), I’d do it in a heartbeat.

[imagines Moviebob gets Thanos'd out of existence]

In other words, Trump-supporting porn star Brandi Love recently retweeted one of Bob’s hot takes:
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Miss love is E-X-actly right on this matter.
[...are any of you able to donate a roll of toilet paper? After reading that post, I've discovered a sticky mess that requires immediate cleanup.]

He hasn’t responded, but I hope he says something really misogynistic in return so that he’ll get dogpiled again.

I'd be wholly surprised if Moviebob DOESN"T respond his in usual tactless, misanthropic way.

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I won't be surprised if he does since Bob is really misogynistic when it comes to women who are "acceptable targets" to him. Also Bob is the most pro-corporate asshole I've seen with takes like these
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I don't know if I've already made this statement since joining KiwiFarms: Moviebob is incapable of punching up. Whenever things don't go his way, he doesn't punch down; he repeatedly stomps his feet as if he has a three-year-old's temperament.

 

[Red Hood]

You know these wonderful and caring people of virtue could you know offer to buy bread for a starving person instead of letting Walmart lose some of their product.

It's sad that a member of the WORKING CLASS like Bob has to deal with those obsolete ghouls that work at Wal Mart.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Potential Employer: Is stealing wrong?
Applicant: Hmm, I don’t think so because sometimes lovable street urchins need to steal bread to survive. Like Aladdin.

>Be Moviebob
>Be a fat fuck who has only a single working brain cell left
>Actively poison said brain cell with alcohol, Twitter, and chemical weapons-grade cooking
>Tweet new hot take: people stealing from Walmart is a-okay!
>(Not Bob though; he's too much of a pussy to leave mom's basement)
>Niggers The Amish take it to heart, loot the local Walmart
>Walmart closes its doors and moves out of town
>Dozens of working class people of color laid off
>See this trending online
>Tweet new hot take: "They're obsolete inferiors who can be replaced by robots, #NothingOfValueWasLost"
>Repeat until clogged heart finally gives out

 

[Doctor of Autism]

>Be Moviebob
>Be a fat fuck who has only a single working brain cell left
>Actively poison said brain cell with alcohol, Twitter, and chemical weapons-grade cooking
>Tweet new hot take: people stealing from Walmart is a-okay!
>(Not Bob though; he's too much of a pussy to leave mom's basement)
>Niggers The Amish take it to heart, loot the local Walmart
>Walmart closes its doors and moves out of town
>Dozens of working class people of color laid off
>See this trending online
>Tweet new hot take: "They're obsolete inferiors who can be replaced by robots, #NothingOfValueWasLost"
>Repeat until clogged heart finally gives out

Only issue with that is that Bob lacks any sort of influence, he'd wish he'd have that power though

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Bob's whole "Illegitimate Trump judge" thing reminds me of the Q tards who insist that Biden's an illegitimate president and Trump secretly runs the US from a golf course in Florida or whatever.

I don't care how much Bob thinks he's a "thinker" - he's really just a mirror image of the boomer in Alabama who thinks Donald Trump was sent by God to prop up an ethnostate in the Middle East because Pat Robertson says so. The only difference is his ethnostate is made up of "thinkers", and his Pat Robertson is a 31 year old Latina who's slightly more attractive than Robertson.

The issue with this is that Trump cared about the common man far more than any other President ever did. You can argue about whether he always believed in the positions he held or whether he held them to get power, but he was willing to say things no other President was and was willing to do things that would have benefitted the average American that no other President was.

Even if you could prove that Trump was a grifter, I'd still prefer him to Biden because Trump's "grift" at least brought him in line with the average American, while Biden and Hillary's grifts have only ever been good for their friends in Wall Street.

 

[Neko GF]

Spoiler: Review - "VENOM: LET THERE BE CARNAGE"

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Archive (480p):

 

[JayHarrison]

Bob's whole "Illegitimate Trump judge" thing reminds me of the Q tards who insist that Biden's an illegitimate president and Trump secretly runs the US from a golf course in Florida or whatever.

Strange thing: I do consider Joe Biden to be illegitimate, which explains why I have never referred to Biden as "president" (and if I'm quoting someone addressing him by that title, I will type out "President Biden [sic]"). But I'm not dumb enough to believe that Donald Trump is running America from Mar-A-Lago.

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The issue with this is that Trump cared about the common man far more than any other President ever did. You can argue about whether he always believed in the positions he held or whether he held them to get power, but he was willing to say things no other President was and was willing to do things that would have benefitted the average American that no other President was.

My interpretation of Donald Trump's administrative legacy: He exposed the media for the empire of falsehoods and Leftist propaganda that it truly is.

Even if you could prove that Trump was a grifter, I'd still prefer him to Biden because Trump's "grift" at least brought him in line with the average American, while Biden and Hillary's grifts have only ever been good for their friends in Wall Street.

This is a massive truth bomb. Even though I was a never a supporter of Donald Trump--a "Never Trumper" in the context of "I don't want him, but I'll vote for him out of necessity"--I gave my vote to Trump in both 2016 and in 2020. Trump was much more competent at the Presidency than literal fuckwit Biden (he and AOC may be the only two people in America dumber than Moviebob), and far less evil than Wannabe Führer Hillary Clinton and Vice Prostitute Kamala Harris.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

What If?

Bob has a shred of humanity towards people in the Midwest:

Basically science fiction

 

[Emperor Julian]

Lol the spineless fuck is deleting negative posts on his venom video.

 

[A Pale Shadow]

Lol the spineless fuck is deleting negative posts on his venom video.

Y tho. Everyone knows Bob's "brand" as it is. Nobody expected him to like this.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

I'm surprised a Consumer Whore like Bob doesn't knee-jerk defend the corporations. After all, most of the shit they put on their shelves is from his beloved China..

Probably because walmart sold guns to r*rals, making then unclean for his superior future.

 

[TowinKarz]

Probably because walmart sold guns to r*rals, making then unclean for his superior future.

Bob's squaring-the-circle paradox is trying to rouse some nebulous group of common people to smash the system he intends to rebuild and inherit for his sole benefit (like all good talentless ideologue) while hating every possible one of those groups so much he can't even pull off the necessary pretenses and false platitudes of worker solidarity and equality for all to motivate them to do what he wants. So much does he despise them he can't even THINK about touching them in any way that doesn't immediately harm them, but without their numbers to swell the ranks of his fellow rabble-rousing frustrated geniuses, his little clique' can't actually make a dent in anything.

He can't even bring himself to fake-cooperate and then betray them later, even pretending to like them so he can sneak up on them with a knife is a hard-coded "no" in his programing for that would make him impure of his galaxy-brain beliefs, and that's worse than actually getting what you want through means that you find distasteful, even if that taste won't last.


The core of his belief is that he has unjustly been singled out by life to suffer at the hands of fools, and he cannot give that up, for the cognitive dissonance that would occur when he realizes he was his own worst enemy.

Therefore, even if you told him there was a $20 bill in the middle on the street out front his house right now, chances are, rather than taking the 30 seconds to go pick it up, he'd spend the next 5 hours on Twitter complaining about it not being a $100 bill instead.


TL : DR - Bob's the kind of guy who would refuse to use a magic lamp that could grant any wish unless it was delivered right to his hands.... even if all he'd have to do was get up and walk across a room to pick it up, that's too big an ask for his ego.

 

[cypocryphy]

Well,Bob...you get pretty mad when Poles and Hungarians try and do the same.

 

[Giga_Nigga_28]

Bob and Chris did attempt to get someone fired for laughing at Brick By Brick, so they are not entirely harmless.

And they completely fucked that up as well. The Chipman bros are only brave over a screen and even then they're cowards.

 

[The Valeyard]

Looking at Bob's hatred of the new Venom movie, I think there is a deeper reason why he hates it that is very simple

Spoiler: Venom Spoilers

Venom is in the MCU now and he has to deal with fans of that movie being part of his fandom and also he would need to incorporate Venom stuff into his "research" for Matpat

Bob will rage about it while not understanding that this is a concession that Marvel Studios had to make for Sony to let them use Klyntar (symbiotes) in Thor: Love and Thunder as in the comics Gorr the God Butcher’s sword All-Black is a symbiote.

 

[Cabelaz]

"Mr. Pratt, moviebob fucking hates you bro"