Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Meat Target]

former basement dweller

Former?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Former?

Exactly. I’m amazed this goon didn’t catch Covid multiple times already, considering how little vitamin D his body must be making. Guess never leaving the house or socializing with other people helps balance the risk.

 

[Adamska]

Bob's really upping the ante on dehumanizing others. Too bad it's shallow words coming from a former basement dweller who subsists off the goodwill of his family and random people on the Internet.

Oh no. He moved back to Mama Chipman's basement after leaving Auntie Chipman's basement. He stupidly outed enough details to redox him.

 

[UserAccess]

Has "nostalgia" started to feel cringe to anyone else because of retards like Blob and "Da Chippa?" Like, do you feel uncomfortable wanting to see or enjoy old stuff or things from your childhood/younger years? All because people like these two have managed to make enjoying nostalgia/childhood/young adult entertainment mentally associated with soy-faced drooling imbeciles?

Absolutely.

It's not only the cringe, but if I like something those diabetic Chipmans are into, I wonder if something's wrong with me.

I'm not saying that I can't like some of the same things these idiots do - but these assholes always like or dislike things for the wrong reasons. Somehow, they've made artistic merit the least important metric of art.

I'd love to blame this on lead paint and uranium in Massachusetts drinking water, but Black Panther is rated 96% on Rotten Tomatoes so this particular mental defect must be viral or bacterial.

 

[JayHarrison]

Bobby has nothing to hide:
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Moviebob doesn't have anything to hide... until he realizes "Oh, SHIT! This could justifiably be sued against me!" See his infamous "I wish eugenics hadn't been tainted..." tweet.

And his "I wish Jim Crow hadn't tainted the idea of IQ tests for voting" tweet.

And his "I wouldn't take the Trump vaccine if administered by Miller Lite girls" tweet.

Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera...

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Glenn Greenwald is suspicious of Facebook and Google. Bobby avers a policy is not "censorship" if done in the interest of "legitimately-inhabited" States.
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EVERY state is legitiately inhabited, you fat, fascistic fuckwad!

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Given how much hate speech he's literally spewed out since Wannabe Führer Hillary lost, does that mean Moviebob isn't actually engaging in free speech? Asking for a friend...

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Jan 6 is making insane conspiracists out of both sides, and Bobby sure isn't helping:
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I'll believe the Zionist Lizard Vampires before I'd ever believe Moviebob.

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Newt Grinrich says his side will respond in kind to Sinema's harassers.
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Remind me again which side's actively ganging up on their political opposition? Hint: It's not Team Elephant.

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Covid. Here's the "you are not a person" comeback again:
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(The Youtube link that unpersoned Vidakovic)

Elijah Shaffer actually is a person. Moviebob is a pile of shit.

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A young buck is asking to be broken:
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Ah, another apostrophe catastrophe!

ChristianWalk1r brings up a valid point: If he's taking online classes and only online classes, why should he need to be vaccinated? Are these academic idiots (like Moviebob) fearing that COVID-19 can be translated into digital form by simply sneezing into the camera?

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So that's how Bobby grew to such impressive size.

The Moviebob (Dumbfuckus Bostonium) is on record as being the species that has the smallest brain in relation to its body size, even when compared to the blue whale (Balaenoptera musculus).

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Jeff Bezos and land expropriation. Bobby thinks even the most immoral, most exploitative capitalist is still a better person than a poor Trumpsucker.
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Even the worst "Trumpsucker" is still a better example of human decency when compared to the entirety of the Moviebob population.

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Biden has developed what health workers called "catastrophic reaction", commonly seen among dementia patients (video)
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SHUT UP, NAZIBOB!

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Moviebob isn't fit enough to drink Barack Obama's diarrhea.

Besides, isn't redistricting usually a standard operating procedure when populations fluctuate? (I honestly am not too certain about this. Input is welcome.)

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I'm guessing Moviebob just impregnated this pants in response to this news.

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Bobby flexes his sarcastic muscle, to the racist direction:
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This deifes words... but then again, Moviebob's prolonged existence on Twitter defies logic, reason, intellect, and human decency.

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If a young girl learns to dual-wield semi-autos, she is a white-trash sociopath, probably a Trumpsuckster too.
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I actually feel safer around a properly trained grade-school girl with two guns than around Moviebob holding anything harder than a french fry.

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More Dave Chappelle:
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Racist Moviebob is racist.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

It absolutely does.

Then again (minor PL), I'm pushing 30, and there comes a time when you need to move on and grow the hell up. An occasional trip down Memory Lane is all well and good, but the endless deluge of reboots and remakes in pop culture is proof of a pandemic of arrested development.

For one who so vehemently demands a Sooperiyah Fyootchah, Bobby cannot stop living in the past.

Honestly nostalgia for consoomer shit is inferior to nostalgia of experiences.
Most people will have some crazy heavy nostalgia for places they used to live, work, go to school, party, etc.

Bob, and to a lesser degree Chris, don't have that.
They don't have a cool place they used to work early in their career, they probably haven't lived in a neat part of town 8+ hours away from parents. Sure Bob went to college, but did he play sports, go to parties, flirt with chicks in the student union? Fuck do Chris & Sarah have any niche places they went on dates?
Instead, they fill that void with PRODUCT! MCU shit, Disney, vidya, for Bob its Mario for Chris its 90's bands.

Like yeah nostalgia can become cringe even with legitimate reasons to be nostalgic; but living your life obsessed with cheap disposable consoomer shit is fucking lame.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I’m not surprised Robert has more to say on the evil of fiscal sanity than on his beloved China’s mass rapes in their Muslim-filled concentration camps.

The less war crimey way to rid yourself of a population? Breed them out.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

I was reading this blog essay about Political Correctness by Bruce Charlton and I came across a passage that I feel pertains to Bob:

Spoiler: Relevant Passage

Whence comes the sheer venom of PC? How is it that people who believe in nothing (or, if they believe in anything, it is supposedly in tolerance, pacifism, ‘relativism’, social constructionism…stuff like that) - how come these people are so vicious?

I think it is because they fear that their own pleasurable distractions – their lifestyle choices - will be constrained or even taken-away by the opponents of PC.
And for the PC, pleasurable distraction is life itself.

I say this without a shred of exaggeration.

If you believe in nothing, if life can have no real objective meaning and all is socially constructed; then pleasure is absolutely necessary as an analgesic, and distraction is the primary philosophical argument.

The politically correct are nihilists, that is reality-deniers, and when there is no reality then the only positive is pleasure.

It then goes on to say that novelty-seeking is part of this (basically ratcheting up to ever more extreme behavior since existing activities get boring fast.) This would explain why Bob needs more capeshit and new Mario games. It's the only thing that distracts him from the fact that his life is meaningless and that mortality will soon take him away from the things that he loves. It's the real reason he's into the Superior Future stuff - not just as a novel distraction, but as a lifeline into achieving physical immortality so he can consoom forever...

 

[NickDigger]

Bob really acts like he’s some smart nerd for knowing who Sora is when Kingdom Hearts is pretty much a very mainstream game series

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Nothing is more pathetic than a fat, diabetic 40-year-old virgin who's entire worldview is based on media consumption trying to act like he's "one of the normal ones" who also can decipher video game shit for his fellow "sophisticated adults".

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Nothing is more pathetic than a fat, diabetic 40-year-old virgin who's entire worldview is based on media consumption trying to act like he's "one of the normal ones" who also can decipher video game shit for his fellow "sophisticated adults".

Yep and it’s even stupider that he’s deciphering one of the most mainstream games out there. Bob would be livid if someone did the same thing with Mario

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Glenn Greenwald is suspicious of Facebook and Google. Bobby avers a policy is not "censorship" if done in the interest of "legitimately-inhabited" States.
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I remember when Bobby tried to shut down Memology 101 because he called him out over Bobby's obsession with the film Cuties. Bobby has gotten so butthurt whenever someone calls him out over his degeneracy but Bobby doesn't seem to apply this kind of Logic to himself. Bobby calling jbabby subhuman proves both my points on his hypocrisy. People arguing that Hate Speech isn't mean Free Speech tends to infuriate me as they fail the grasp the core fundamentals of Freedom of Speech in the first place.

 

[The Valeyard]

The Keyblade. The weapon for the One True God:

Bob is never going to let go of the American canon for Mario, is he? The more he repeats that “Mario is from Brooklyn”, the more I hope that there’s a mandate from Nintendo for the new movie that Mario was born in the Mushroom Kingdom.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I was reading this blog essay about Political Correctness by Bruce Charlton and I came across a passage that I feel pertains to Bob:

Spoiler: Relevant Passage

Whence comes the sheer venom of PC? How is it that people who believe in nothing (or, if they believe in anything, it is supposedly in tolerance, pacifism, ‘relativism’, social constructionism…stuff like that) - how come these people are so vicious?

I think it is because they fear that their own pleasurable distractions – their lifestyle choices - will be constrained or even taken-away by the opponents of PC.
And for the PC, pleasurable distraction is life itself.

I say this without a shred of exaggeration.

If you believe in nothing, if life can have no real objective meaning and all is socially constructed; then pleasure is absolutely necessary as an analgesic, and distraction is the primary philosophical argument.

The politically correct are nihilists, that is reality-deniers, and when there is no reality then the only positive is pleasure.

It then goes on to say that novelty-seeking is part of this (basically ratcheting up to ever more extreme behavior since existing activities get boring fast.) This would explain why Bob needs more capeshit and new Mario games. It's the only thing that distracts him from the fact that his life is meaningless and that mortality will soon take him away from the things that he loves. It's the real reason he's into the Superior Future stuff - not just as a novel distraction, but as a lifeline into achieving physical immortality so he can consoom forever...

I think it’s a lot more simple: Invoking woke BS is the only way for low-status people, especially whites, to make themselves feel worthy and superior to others. Robert knows deep down that he’s nothing special (to put it mildly). But through woke doctrine, his superiors are transformed into subhumans and his existence is elevated — in his own mind — to that of someone of value.

This applies to his brother as well, of course. Christopher’s constant trans drum banging is his way of carving out his own special niche within wokery that he feels distinguishes himself from other woke brethren.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Bob is never going to let go of the American canon for Mario, is he? The more he repeats that “Mario is from Brooklyn”, the more I hope that there’s a mandate from Nintendo for the new movie that Mario was born in the Mushroom Kingdom.

If Nintendo does these sorts of things that would deliberately piss Bob off I think that could actually push him to kill himself or others given how he claims Mario saved him from suicide

I think it’s a lot more simple: Invoking woke BS is the only way for low-status people, especially whites, to make themselves feel worthy and superior to others. Robert knows deep down that he’s nothing special (to put it mildly). But through woke doctrine, his superiors are transformed into subhumans and his existence is elevated — in his own mind — to that of someone of value.

This applies to his brother as well, of course. Christopher’s constant trans drum banging is his way of carving out his own special niche within wokery that he feels distinguishes himself from other woke brethren.

I think it’s also a mix of Bob’s petty revenge beliefs that siding with more woke beliefs would go against the jocks and dudebros that he despises more than anything else. Bob has shown repeatedly that he never grew out of a tribalist black and white mindset.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Nothing is more pathetic than a fat, diabetic 40-year-old virgin who's entire worldview is based on media consumption trying to act like he's "one of the normal ones" who also can decipher video game shit for his fellow "sophisticated adults".

One of the greatest deceptions of our time is the devil convincing people that he doesn't exist Moviebob has had sex.

 

[Mr Snek]

If Nintendo does these sorts of things that would deliberately piss Bob off I think that could actually push him to kill himself or others given how he claims Mario saved him from suicide

Nah, Bob is way too egotistical to commit suicide. If that ever happened we'd probably see him meltdown hard enough to get banned from twitter though, imagine his seething over the Mario movie but 100 times worse.

 

[dzonatan]

Nah, Bob is way too egotistical to commit suicide. If that ever happened we'd probably see him meltdown hard enough to get banned from twitter though, imagine his seething over the Mario movie but 100 times worse.

Please... Bob is never going to be banned from twitter.
He's reduced to this pathethic state and powers that be want him to stay that way.

 

[TopTierHealer]

It absolutely does.

Then again (minor PL), I'm pushing 30, and there comes a time when you need to move on and grow the hell up. An occasional trip down Memory Lane is all well and good, but the endless deluge of reboots and remakes in pop culture is proof of a pandemic of arrested development.

For one who so vehemently demands a Sooperiyah Fyootchah, Bobby cannot stop living in the past.

This is a good point, these people live in the past and only in 1 microsecond of the past (ghostbusters, star wars, mario). They forget how inconvenient and shitty everything was but because Mario, they think everything looked like a Benethon commercial.

I have a gripe with the 80's because shit like Stranger Things is starting to do to the 80's what Spaguetti westerns did to the old west. How many movies were released in 1982 in general? Then why the fuck do they only think and focus on Ghostbusters? (besides the fact that GB was a comedy about how shitty new york was that the undead could rise from their graves and no one would bat an eye).
It's tiresome but the good thing is that I never fell for this trap. If I see a flash game nowadays I don't start raving about how flash games were some hidden art that inspired the creation of the indie market of 2021. I think about a summer when I was playing Pappa's Pizzeria until 2 am and next morning went riding bikes with my friends.

Fuck Nostalgia, Fuck the 80's and Fuck the 90's. Oh, and fuck the FFVII remake/reboot whatever.

 

[UserAccess]

This is a good point, these people live in the past and only in 1 microsecond of the past (ghostbusters, star wars, mario). They forget how inconvenient and shitty everything was but because Mario, they think everything looked like a Benethon commercial.

I have a gripe with the 80's because shit like Stranger Things is starting to do to the 80's what Spaguetti westerns did to the old west. How many movies were released in 1982 in general? Then why the fuck do they only think and focus on Ghostbusters? (besides the fact that GB was a comedy about how shitty new york was that the undead could rise from their graves and no one would bat an eye).
It's tiresome but the good thing is that I never fell for this trap. If I see a flash game nowadays I don't start raving about how flash games were some hidden art that inspired the creation of the indie market of 2021. I think about a summer when I was playing Pappa's Pizzeria until 2 am and next morning went riding bikes with my friends.

Fuck Nostalgia, Fuck the 80's and Fuck the 90's. Oh, and fuck the FFVII remake/reboot whatever.

Here's the thing about the 80's. It was a decade. There were a lot before then and there's going to be plenty more after. There's nothing special about it except that entertainment mills know that preying on nostalgia for a certain age range is easy money. Happy Days, That 70's Show, we've seen it all before. It's lazy, but it works.

That gullible market is Moviebob. He relies on 80's nostalgia as shorthand to have something to relate to with socially awkward basement fungus like himself. Most of his quarter million tweets are snide responses, attacks, or idiotic commentary flung at people that wouldn't roll over in bed to respond. That's not conversation. The few people he has conversations with regard inane details from some dumbass cartoon from 1986. I've got a closer relationship with my mailman than Bob has with any of his "friends" on Twitter.

Debating minutiae of action figures isn't a substitute for a conversation that kindles a meaningful human bond. It wouldn't surprise me if he died without a genuine connection to anybody. I can't wait to see the pictures of people doing the Macarena on his grave wearing MAGA hats. If I'm free that weekend, maybe I'll get in on that.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

it makes sense why Bob hasn’t trooned out while people like Jim did. MovieBob is obsessed with himself,mostly because he desires that “Mario Asthetic”. He believes himself perfect already and even is he tried to pull the autogenyphile incel to selfgirlfriend,he would put in the absolute minimum effort.