Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

Proving that Bob has never had an original thought in his head. To really make it on YouTube, you need a unique "brand," something that differentiates yourself from other YouTubers who do the same thing. Simply copying someone better than you doesn't work; otherwise, there'd be thousands of successful PewDiePie clones.

Some examples I subscribe to:

• Our boy Critical Drinker built his brand around being a profane, drunken Scotsman who dares to say what we're all thinking about movies and TV shows.
• Let's Game It Out is a YouTube "let's play" channel based around taking simulation games and pushing the software to its absolute limits, often with hilarious results.
• The Spiffing Brit is another "let's play" channel featuring a spiffing Brit who finds the most overpowered combinations to beat various video games.
• Just Some Guy is a black man from Chicago who does what Critical Drinker does, only he occasionally branches out to other aspects of nerd culture (such as comic books), instead of just focusing on movies and TV.

All of these channels are infinitely more successful and infinitely more pleasant to watch than Bob's channel.

Sometimes I think Bob looked at the Angry Video Game Nerd and thought to himself, "Ooh, a video game critic who's an emotionally stunted shut-in with anger management problems! I can do that standing on my head!" but never understood that James Rolfe is just playing a character.

 

[TowinKarz]

Sometimes I think Bob looked at the Angry Video Game Nerd and thought to himself, "Ooh, a video game critic who's an emotionally stunted shut-in with anger management problems! I can do that standing on my head!" but never understood that James Rolfe is just playing a character.

Also, someone whose "Schtick" is being angry all the time will never have as much longevity as someone who is genuinely funny.

"Angry" dudes, even when we all know it's a persona, are tolerable in 30 second skits, not 30 minute documentaries. At least IMHO.

Also, I've found there's a personal upper limit to how much of a YouTuber I can take before they get subconsciously stale and I start to watch less and less... not because they get boring, or run out of ideas, it's just that naturally, like anything, your appetite becomes satiated.

When you build an abrasive persona and have that character of yourself react to EVERYTHING that's happening in the world (and giving hot takes on personal drama or your life ideology if you can't find anything else in current events to talk about), instead of just letting organic humor lead from genuine interest to genuine interest? I think said persona just burns out and leaves behind nothing in very short order.

TL : DR - Every entertainment form has a shelf life, the spicier it is and the more you slather it on everything at the table, the faster people tire of it. That's why it took decades for The Simpsons to get annoying, while most of the imitation animation meant to dethrone them through shock (Family Guy) got annoying in only a few seasons.

Bob blew his "Angry Dude" wad a long time ago, and instead of letting it go, has tried to make it his "REAL" personae.

 

[Flexo]

Proving that Bob has never had an original thought in his head. To really make it on YouTube, you need a unique "brand," something that differentiates yourself from other YouTubers who do the same thing. Simply copying someone better than you doesn't work; otherwise, there'd be thousands of successful PewDiePie clones.

Some examples I subscribe to:

• Our boy Critical Drinker built his brand around being a profane, drunken Scotsman who dares to say what we're all thinking about movies and TV shows.
• Let's Game It Out is a YouTube "let's play" channel based around taking simulation games and pushing the software to its absolute limits, often with hilarious results.
• The Spiffing Brit is another "let's play" channel featuring a spiffing Brit who finds the most overpowered combinations to beat various video games.
• Just Some Guy is a black man from Chicago who does what Critical Drinker does, only he occasionally branches out to other aspects of nerd culture (such as comic books), instead of just focusing on movies and TV.

All of these channels are infinitely more successful and infinitely more pleasant to watch than Bob's channel.

Should add my boi goodbadflicks to your list there. He's pretty much what Bob pretends to be. Has a real wife and child too. Was on the escapist for a time. Also got to participate in the "in search of darkness" documentary which we have good reason to believe Bob was asked to be in then rejected because he's so toxic.

https://youtube.com/c/GoodBadFlicks

 

[Positron]

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Don't try to deflect, Bob...you're light years cringier than whoever this kid is. You are the living avatar of cringe.

Wiggers are cringy but more or less socially accepted; 40-year-old-man with a Mario blazer, not so much.

Bobby shames a pee o'sea for his faith:




To judge the material success of a city, count the number of homeless people in the streets:


The long-missed Arkle makes an apperance:

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The Airington school shooter turns out to be a Kang and thus, of course, a victim:



Injun hair-sniffing:


Facebook and regulation:


Elon Musk schadenfreude:

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Learn your politics from cartoons!


MCU:


More comic-book bullshit:






More Asian thirst:


Bobby knows Asian social mores on grief:

I don't think China and Hong Kong have produced more tearjerkers than Hollywood.

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The following convo is about this NYT article (archived). I intended to summarize the story but it was so goddam petty that by the one-fourth point I decided it was not worth wasting my time on.




Then the convo switches inexplicably to organ donation and white savior complex:




I absolutely loathe these Chu-Luke-Bobby convos; they always make me spend hours editing. Three dimwits pretending to be expert commentators spending dozen on tweets talking nothing at all, and because they are so smart, they won't take turn and keep jamming into each other.


More Angels:

To disgust people is pretty much the raison d'etre of being a tranny anyway.


By "that" Bobby must mean "surviving to 53".

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Learn your politics from cartoons!
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Like you can enjoy cartoons or whatever, but what is it with Lolcows and Teen Titans Go whether it's cartoonspergs treating it like it's a war crime to people like Moviebob and Cooking with Jack watching the show with genuine enjoyment.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I'm six beers in and Bob's tweets are still insufferable. My liver would be screaming by the time Bob's tweets aren't insufferable.

 

[Mola Ram]

To judge the material success of a city, count the number of homeless people in the streets:

As someone who's spent most of his life in NYC and is eager to bug the fuck out, seeing Bob's fetishization (and, no doubt, Bostonian envy) of this fair city never fails to amuse/irritate me. Here's what's going on in his model utopia of Manhattan this weekend:

Woman knocked down by Times Square mugger dies surrounded by family, friends

The New Jersey cancer nurse who was knocked down by a deranged homeless mugger in Times Square died Saturday evening after clinging to life for a day and a half.

nypost.com

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Bob secretly wishes that he were a Japanese soldier at the Rape of Nanking

Bob secretly wishes he was a Japanese scientist at Unit 731.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Chris Chan. For his sins, Chris is actually entertaining and does different things in his career as a lolcow. Bob just wakes up, eats some Mountain Dew chicken, takes a can of PBR out the fridge, and spends the day politisperging.

See that's partly what makes me fascinated with Bob. It is non stop and watching him stumble over himself and the bedfellows he has to make as more people cut him off, while definitely exciting, is interesting. I got enough drama in my life to try to make room for for a fat woman getting herpes from an abusive arab or a drunk who's actually losing his leg puke blood on a live stream. Bob's retarded steadfastness is weirdly comfy. Plus I think we have the coziest community in this thread. If I ever get out of jail I would be all y'all's wingman. Easy.

Also Bob has yet to rape his mother. But I suppose the decade is young.

Beware the power of meme magic fren. It has already shaken the world.

 

[TowinKarz]

Bob secretly wishes he was a Japanese scientist at Unit 731.

The only thing separating him from the actual "doctors" of 731 is he's too poor to afford a lab, otherwise he'd be snatching Mayoghouls off the streets and putting COVID-tainted railroad spikes through their heads to "vaccinate" them right now. He doesn't WISH to be one, he IS one that's just temporarily suffering from a lack of resources to actually perform his experiments.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

See, this is why the posters -- God love you, but Mola don't understand you -- who are saying Bob's earliest videos have a charm to them utterly puzzle me. His early videos are just as obnoxious as his later ones, although less infuriating than his twitterpuking. It's all there: the smugness, the superiority, the lame jokes (word "or" -- add a picture of an oar! oh my sides), the pretension to being an expert without portfolio while bloviating on the most basic of subjects ... he's always been a self-impressed asshole. Just at some point the hatred and bitterness got too much and just ate him alive.

Some of it might be nostalgia. I am sure we all watched crappy videos when YouTube was first getting big that we have a fond recollection of today. Content competition was also a lot more limited so people maybe see quality where there really isn't any.

A bigger part of it is that someone like you or me who wasn't initially a Bob fan is looking at his old content knowing who he already is. You might be able to pick up on some Bob's personality traits when watching those videos, but unless you actually knew more about him you probably didn't put the pieces of the puzzle together. You just thought he was another YouTuber who made goofy reviews of media like a million others did at the time.

I brought up in the Dick Masterson thread the other day how a lot of Maddox's old work hasn't aged well when you realize how much of it is merely his own bitter, vindictive and miserable personality shining through. Reading the same content back in the early 2000's before he exposed his true self however you might have thought it was meant to be satire or a parody, making it funnier than it actually was. The same thing can apply to anyone, including Bob.

 

[The Valeyard]

More Angels:

To disgust people is pretty much the raison d'etre of being a tranny anyway.

For context, transgender actress Jamie Clayton (Sense8) was cast in the role of Pinhead for a Hellraiser reboot on Hulu.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

The Airington school shooter turns out to be a Kang and thus, of course, a victim:

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: "Evidence, in both cases? I'm n…

archived 10 Oct 2021 02:14:50 UTC

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Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: "The "Columbine Kids" were not …

archived 10 Oct 2021 02:15:01 UTC

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tactics/targets oh and both of those "the black rich kid is far different from the white Columbine shooters because he's black and they're white" have the "don't @ me" safety block on them.

Bob secretly wishes he was a Japanese scientist at Unit 731.

If for no reason other reason than they got away with it.

 

[Tronathon242]

The only thing separating him from the actual "doctors" of 731 is he's too poor to afford a lab, otherwise he'd be snatching Mayoghouls off the streets and putting COVID-tainted railroad spikes through their heads to "vaccinate" them right now. He doesn't WISH to be one, he IS one that's just temporarily suffering from a lack of resources to actually perform his experiments.

Here's the fucked up thing about Shiro Ishii and Unit 731: there was an actual purpose to all that they did. Japan was not like Germany which stayed its hand in open biological and chemical warfare for the most part. It regularly used such methods in its "holy war" in China. Entire villages were wiped out in field tests and assaults under their watch.

Unit 731 and its sister outfits across imperial territory were specifically tasked with finding ways to be more effective and efficient in this kind of war. They were close to weaponizing bubonic plague and using submarines to unleash plague carrying fleas on American cities.

If Bob had his own Unit 731, there would be mo purpose other than cold-blooded, sadistic torture and vengeance. There would nothing for any major power to gleam from and spare him from war crimes trials. It would all be for his own catharsis and it would have even less restraint.

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: "Evidence, in both cases? I'm n…

archived 10 Oct 2021 02:14:50 UTC

archive.ph

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: "The "Columbine Kids" were not …

archived 10 Oct 2021 02:15:01 UTC

archive.ph

tactics/targets oh and both of those "the black rich kid is far different from the white Columbine shooters because he's black and they're white" have the "don't @ me" safety block on them.

Need we go over again that he wishes immense harm on Kyle Rittenhouse for clearly defending himself.

But let's be straight here. This kid nearly killed other people who had flat zero to do with whatever bullying was going on. If he were a white kid and suffered that same assault captured on video that's been passed around, Bob would immediately assume that he had offended the black and deserved it. But POCs can do nothing wrong, so we have this hand wringing, bleeding heart defense and excuse making.

They didn't have a written language, Bobby. Their "apocalyptic" ignorance is the reason why you don't know all about them and their illustrious history of accomplishing fuck all.

Mexico, Central and South America got injuns who could build shit and record their deeds. There was nothing superior about our shortbus natives. The very thing you advocate to happen to anyone who votes GOP happened to them. According to your philosophy, they deserved it.

Again, POCs can do nothing wrong and must be worshipped.

But I digress. If that were to actually be implemented, it would no doubt be built entirely on the Siberian immigrants being noble savages in tune with nature and free from the constraints of evil Western thought. There's no native equivalent of Livy that has a written record that could account for anything else. I don't think you could even have a history class based on the ones in the US and Canada proper that wouldn't rely almost exclusively on records from the Europeans.

 

[BubbleButt]

For context, transgender actress Jamie Clayton (Sense8) was cast in the role of Pinhead for a Hellraiser reboot on Hulu.

You can't make this shit up. The simulation has been compromat

 

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Wiggers are cringy but more or less socially accepted; 40-year-old-man with a Mario blazer, not so much.

Bobby shames a pee o'sea for his faith:
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To judge the material success of a city, count the number of homeless people in the streets:
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The long-missed Arkle makes an apperance:
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The Airington school shooter turns out to be a Kang and thus, of course, a victim:
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Injun hair-sniffing:
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Facebook and regulation:
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Elon Musk schadenfreude:
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Learn your politics from cartoons!
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MCU:
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More comic-book bullshit:
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More Asian thirst:
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Bobby knows Asian social mores on grief:
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I don't think China and Hong Kong have produced more tearjerkers than Hollywood.

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The following convo is about this NYT article (archived). I intended to summarize the story but it was so goddam petty that by the one-fourth point I decided it was not worth wasting my time on.
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Then the convo switches inexplicably to organ donation and white savior complex:
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I absolutely loathe these Chu-Luke-Bobby convos; they always make me spend hours editing. Three dimwits pretending to be expert commentators spending dozen on tweets talking nothing at all, and because they are so smart, they won't take turn and keep jamming into each other.


More Angels:
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To disgust people is pretty much the raison d'etre of being a tranny anyway.

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By "that" Bobby must mean "surviving to 53".

All of this is literal brain damage. No coherence or flow, just the inane ramblings of the chronically online. The clambering over each other to appear the most intelligent is beyond pathetic. I know you don't have the capicity for any type of reflection Blob, but you are the closest thing to what you demonise by a long shot. You want everyone else to do the work in protecting you while advancing the childish fantasies you constantly masturbate over with zero contribution on your part. If you actually attained the society you so deparately desire, you'd still be a low priority in the scheme of things because you give absolutely nothing. Fucking nil.

 

[The tired cat]

Like you can enjoy cartoons or whatever, but what is it with Lolcows and Teen Titans Go whether it's cartoonspergs treating it like it's a war crime to people like Moviebob and Cooking with Jack watching the show with genuine enjoyment.

I wouldnt call TTG a war crime, but it def deserves all the flak it gets. From spawning many terrible copy cats (PPG2016, ThunderCats Roar, that upcoming Aquaman show), the humor being very lazy (even for a dumb kids show) and finishing off with the creators making responses to critique as a "fuck you!!"

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I wouldn't call Kacyznski or Industrial Society and its Future white supremacist. Being against modern society and white supremacy aren't the same.

 

[Tronathon242]

I wouldn't call Kacyznski or Industrial Society and its Future white supremacist. Being against modern society and white supremacy aren't the same.

It's all the same to Bob. But if you seriously asked him which was worse though, he would have to have a good long think about that. Probably would arrive at being against modern society as worse for some convoluted reason.

 

[Toxinophile]

Welcome back to day 3 of our dive into the MovieBob of yesteryear. These pair of episodes aren't as high quality as the previous one or the big 7 but they still provide some insight and choice quotes from the great diabeeto. This would've been a triple treat of episodes but unfortunately number six has been removed and missing. Though I pretty sure the reason why is because Bob in his brilliance named the episode 6 title "Pr0N," and hasn't reuploaded it out of fear of looking like a perv. Still, a quick glance at Bob's blogspot history shows at least a glimpse of what the episode might have been.

Spoiler: Episode 6 "Pr0N" Blogspot Preamble

EPISODE SIX: "Pr0N."​

Presenting Episode Six; which can be thought of as a sort-of followup to Episode Two. We discuss (well.. I discuss, at least) the somewhat uncomfortable and not-at-all clearcut issue of objectification of women in the video game medium, the likely cultural/societal reasons for it, the ramifications of these design choices on gamers and gamer-culture, possible solutions and any other serious-sounding excuse I can find to run suggestive pictures of the girls from "Dead or Alive." Helloooooo, web traffice

This is the first one of these to hit where I haven't used the sound-speed editing at all, so I hope people aren't too dissapointed to learn how dull my normal speaking voice is.

Overall, I'm happy with how this one turned out considering actually picking a definative point of view was kind of a challenge. On the one hand, as I admit more-or-less upfront in the video-proper.. I not only COMPLETELY understand "why" game designers tend to present their female characters in these ways - I don't see a damn thing wrong with it in the broad sense: You want characters to be appealing, and it doesn't get much more appealing than a sexy, large-breasted girl wearing next to nothing jumping around with ninja skills and yelping in Manga-nese. It's not a new phenomenon, look up a 1940s comic book character called "Phantom Lady" sometime. On the other hand, when you take a step back and look at the medium objectively the fact that characters as ridiculously proportioned/costumed as Mai Shiranui or "Soul Calibur's" Ivy tend to pass entirely without comment (other than "whoa," I mean) well... that says and implies a lot of things about game culture and NONE of it is especially flattering.

So... it's not that I want to see Team Ninja sign all the girls up for reduction-surgery or anything, but we DO probably want to be more aware of how this fits in to the culture, perceptions and all of that. I mean, just keep in mind: The "Tomb Raider" series has NEVER had a single installment that was anything other than average as an overall game, but was SOMEHOW popular and well-known enough to warrant two huge-budget movies starring an Academy Award winner. Lara Croft has TWO movies while Link and Zelda don't have ONE... entirely on the basis of digitally-rendered titties. That's what's known as letting things get out of hand, people.

These episodes are entirely skippable, only watch if like me, you got nothing else to do. Episode 5 skipp extra hard IMO, I'm pretty sure NO ONE wants to hear 10 minutes of sped-up Bob talk Iraq War politics in video games.

Spoiler: "Game Overthinker Episode 4: "The End of The World as Wii Know It?" "

AKA Bob recalls his time during the PS1 console war, also remember Jeff Gerstmann

The start of the video gives us Bob doing a quick skit about the incoming Wii tide, how the hardcore must prepare against the casual flood of kiddies and oldies playing videos games just like them. Then ends the skit with this fucking quote:
"Now, I'm a gamer as assured as this guy (OJ SIMPSON) is guilty." Moviebob episode 4, 1:52

Next, Bob takes the audience thru a history lesson on the PS1. The PS1, coincided with the birth of the modern internet had created this new age of gaming that ushered in new game companies, genres, technology, and of course, audiences.

Now, if you've obviously noticed by now that in every Game Overthinker episode, there's always a part where Bob bitches about muh dudebros and muh jocks vs. nerds, and you'll see and hear it clearly as he starts to lament the death nerd culture in video games, killed by his very mortal enemies.

The last half of the video Bob "sorta" accepts how change, as much as he hates it, comes no matter what and must come to terms with it. Ultimately the "Wii Apocalypse" as he calls it was the catalyst that gave him fresh perspective on things and leaves himself optimistic about the gaming future.

Bob finally concludes this episode by telling us Call of Duty kids to at least respect the new Wii and the elders that play them. They were the ones playing the real-life version of CoD back in the day.

Spoiler: Game Overthinker Episode 5: "patriot games""

Yeah he speeds his voice up in this one, cuz I guess he needs to hit the 10 minute video limit while talking about the War on Terror no matter what.

I have watched this episodes at minimum 4 times and still have only an ounce of an idea what he's talking about. This whole video is padded out with exposition about random things it's frustrating the hell out of me. sorry I don't have the energy for politics nor needless exposition.

Despite the extra rambling this video contains I have concluded that Bob's main point is talking about how when certain American Patriotic movies started bombing hard in the box office, conservatives started to appropriate video games as examples of American Patriotism.

uh, he finally played MGS, or at least read the story.

He goes on and on about other examples on why that's bullshit and such, and it's honestly hard to care. This may be your first time hearing about this but Bob is known for creating videos out of non-issues. This is probably the first time he's done this but he'll be doing this way too many times in the later years of his career. It's like clickbait but he does it in a really boring way.

Bob's answer to all of this in the end, is that conservatives are stupid and only see the superficially similar aspects of military movies and military games, because even Bob recognizes the nuance in Call of Duty and that it isn't all about gung-ho American Propaganda like the conservatives are making it out to be. Finally Bob believes that playing First Person Shooters doesn't make you an American patriot, and if you really want to support our troops, Bob says your best bet would be to do something more direct, and then leaves some links to some military charities.

This video to me has nothing to say, but for what it's worth people in the comments have unanimously agreed to bitch at bob at the very end for this quote:

"America doesn't kick ass because our army is great, our army kicks ass because America is great. because the best armies are always the ones representing something worth fighting for." - MovieBob (episode 5, 9:24)

"what about the Nazis Bob? What about the Red Army?"

Next episode is the big 7, you know the one. I would also greatly appreciate some quick feedback for how I'm doing so far.