Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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LordofCringe7206 said:
Bob at the end of the day is angry at the fact that everything that once existed side by side with Nintendo was suddenly now overtaking it.
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Fer fuck's sake, the guy thinks that the Playstation 1 only was successful because Nintendo LET THEM WIN.

Also, how long has it been since he declared PC Gaming to be dead?
 
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I remember that one Game Overthinker episode where Bob was really sad that the Wii U wasn't selling very well.

Then he started going off about how that could possibly be the final generation of consoles before the universal game/tv/internet box is released.

I guess Bob wants all of console gaming to go down with Nintendo if they can't be the top dog.
 
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It sure says a lot about Robert's ability to "think" when he stubbornly considers that ivermectin only comes in the form of "horse paste" and has no function as anything other than dewormer, and that hydroxychloroquine is "aquarium powder" and not AN ACTUAL MEDICATION THAT EXISTS AND SOLVES MULTIPLE PROBLEMS. For fuck's sake. I don't even know how he still thinks that. If he bothered to "think", he'd have read all the left wing outlets that not only told us that it was only a similar sounding thing, but it was a leftie who murdered her husband with it and blamed Trump. "Thinkers" indeed. Thinkers who can't even separate two extremely different versions of events because they're too busy letting CNN think for them.
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Bet he thinks the boxes on the shelf in the pharmacy that say "NITROGLYCERIN .02MG" will explode if you bump them..... after all, he KNOWS what nitroglycerin is! (thanks to ACME and Wile E Coyote) And that people suffering from angina are all incredibly stupid for rubbing EXPLOSIVES on their chest..... lol, Trump Supporters, amirite?
 
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LordofCringe7206 said:
I feel like the entire "jocks" and "cool kids" thing is just his way of covering up the real reason why he is this upset: this is when Nintendo started getting outdone at every angle. I can't find it, but I remember someone posting in this thread a couple years back an archive of an old webpage Bob ran. He admitted on that page that he liked FPS shooters like Duke Nukem and Quake.

The reason why he changed his tune was watching Nintendo suddenly going to crap during the fifth generation. Suddenly it was falling behind as more game changing systems arrived. Plus you have the fact that all those gritty games like the FPS genre started jumping from being PC exclusives to also dominating on consoles. Which is what the Nintendo 64 ended up being known for. Not all the games belonging to Bob's beloved Nintendo properties like Mario. Instead it was its library of gritty FPS games. Or other violent games like ports from the Mortal Kombat franchise.

Bob at the end of the day is angry at the fact that everything that once existed side by side with Nintendo was suddenly now overtaking it.
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Bob always modifies his views to make himself look better to whoever he's trying to impress at the moment, but his vitriol and disdain for his 'enemies' always seems to boil up to the surface.
 
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Positron said:
More from chez Chippa:
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i mean, making apple crumble/brown betty/crisp doesn't take a rocket scientist, but I'm still pretty sure they f*cked it up.

And the long pans with cookie style dough with apples, I don't know how to even about that. Sounds like noob time in the kitchen.
 
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I remember that one Game Overthinker episode where Bob was really sad that the Wii U wasn't selling very well.

Then he started going off about how that could possibly be the final generation of consoles before the universal game/tv/internet box is released.

I guess Bob wants all of console gaming to go down with Nintendo if they can't be the top dog.
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Well yeah because Sony and Microsoft are for the evil dudebro jocks who aren't true gamers like him.
 
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Positron said:
More from chez Chippa:
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I'm not that good at baking, but holy fuck is the chocolate chip cookie dough drowning in something given how it looks like batter. I can't tell what Chris added to make that consistency, but a mediocre chef would definitely add more flour since a good cookie dough is supposed to be tacky and like a thick, quasi stiff batter, not a fluid... unless that's supposed to be peanut butter or something.

The bottom thing is an apple crisp for sure. He definitely let the tops cook too much, and from what little I can see of the apple, because of course Chris is too retarded to flex by showing a cross section, is likely undercooked.

Either way, Chipmans are obsolete wastes who cook on par with Jack Scalfani.
 
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Adamska said:
I'm not that good at baking, but holy fuck is the chocolate chip cookie dough is drowning in something given how it looks like batter. I can't tell what Chris added to make that consistency, but a mediocre chef would definitely add more flour since a good cookie dough is supposed to be tacky and like a thick, quasi stiff batter, not a fluid... unless that's supposed to be peanut butter or something.

The bottom thing is an apple crisp for sure. He definitely let the tops cook too much, and from what little I can see of the apple, because of course Chris is too retarded to flex by showing a cross section, is likely undercooked.

Either way, Chipmans are obsolete wastes who cook on par with Jack Scalfani.
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I don't think even Jack Scalfani did something as exceptional as Mt. Dew or 5 day marinated Hot Sauce Fire In the Hole chicken.

TBH that cookie (?) dough either looks store-bought or they used the wrong amount of liquid and/or egg or not enough flour to the "correct" amount of liquid. It looks like some sort of nooby shit that would come out of a stupid cheap womens' magazine or idiotic recipes from the 50s up to the 70s that came on cards or the labels of various mixes/prefab doughs. Like a less idiotic version of a mayonnaise "recipe" like fucking bananas and mayonnaise in a "salad" (like Candle Salad). Or they cribbed off one of the recipes in mama chipman's recipe index card box but got the amounts wrong.

I can tell right away the damn apple crisp topping is too damn dense, thick and uneven. I get it, Chris et all are lazy/like shitty granolaesque oatmeal topping, but Chris is too stupid to realize it acts like an insulator, keeping the apples from cooking properly if it's just piled high instead of being, you know, just a thin crust no thicker than a damn pastry apple pie crust. Also there's way too damn many apples in it, too. The pans look wrong for the purpose and are too tall. I'm also willing to bet they cooked it at the wrong oven temp, too.
 
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Oh plz God, let him review Mario Movie before he dies. Let him give 10/10, and then you can let him die in the worst diabetes induced death, after he cums in the movie Theater during the Premiere, before kids and young people come to see it and writes his Magnum Opus aka Mario Movie review. Then he can die and be buried in his autistic Mario costume.
 
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make_it_so said:
Lol, Bob you fat stupid subhuman waste of oxygen, the bleeding heart of videogaming was established nearly a decade earlier by two stoners laughing as they played digital ping-pong with each other on a shitty TV set.

Hell, fucking James Rolfe himself pointed out in one of his earliest AVGN videos that the image that most immediately gets associated with the term "video game" was someone playing an old Atari game on a joystick, not a kid being mesmerized by the story of an Italian plumber eating mushrooms and saving a princess from a bunch of turtles.
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But they don't count, because Bob didn't get into gaming until the NES, so only that counts. Just like the FPS players are all douches who don't count as real gamers, they never invited Bob to play with them.
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Mrs. Chipman must be the world's worst cook if her sons think this and the moldy macaroni and cheese are good meals.
 
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LordofCringe7206 said:
I feel like the entire "jocks" and "cool kids" thing is just his way of covering up the real reason why he is this upset: this is when Nintendo started getting outdone at every angle. I can't find it, but I remember someone posting in this thread a couple years back an archive of an old webpage Bob ran. He admitted on that page that he liked FPS shooters like Duke Nukem and Quake.

The reason why he changed his tune was watching Nintendo suddenly going to crap during the fifth generation. Suddenly it was falling behind as more game changing systems arrived. Plus you have the fact that all those gritty games like the FPS genre started jumping from being PC exclusives to also dominating on consoles. Which is what the Nintendo 64 ended up being known for. Not all the games belonging to Bob's beloved Nintendo properties like Mario. Instead it was its library of gritty FPS games. Or other violent games like ports from the Mortal Kombat franchise.

Bob at the end of the day is angry at the fact that everything that once existed side by side with Nintendo was suddenly now overtaking it.
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I'd still choose a PS1 over the N64 if I had to choose between the two.
 
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Answer time: most people have managed to correctly guessed that the round trays contain apple crisp, as for the rectangular tray:
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I've never seen Choco Chip Apple Cake with such huge chunks of apple.

The ghouls imagine they have workers' rights. Preposterous!
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Huh?

The choose-the-button moment: Woke screed, or China?
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How is Russian "racist" against America, especially if American whites are so privileged that they can never be oppressed by anyone whatsoever?

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Bobby thinks Disney is "one of the 3-4 Global Governments of popular media". Disney are still the good guys despite the fact that even Bobby can see they are blatantly, cynically manipulating emotions, sentiments, and the human need to belong:
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Who are those "people in this hyper-extended adolescence", I wonder?

You'll be sure that the Angels are counting each of Disney's first gay character:
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The cancerous tentacles of Marvel corrupt everything.
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Luke again, with his twin obsession of MCU and TLOU:
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Star Wars (the unwanted sequels, of course)
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Bobby is sick of the struggles of creative working-class women:
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