Wasn't also a celebration for Italian Americans as well?
Seething much, Blobby? Here we have a young, talented and good looking actor whose accomplishments far outweigh anything our favourite fat faggot ever acheived in his worthless existence. It's so obvious how triggered he is by something this innocuous and it is an indictment on his petty, repugnant personality. The snark and condescension are at Fatrick Tomlinson levels and if there were any justice in the world, a disemobodied hand would reach through his monitor and forcefully slap him after each tweet he spews forth. Also, whoever gave Chalamet that advice is a good mentor indeed.He follows troons because they are the only ones that are talking to him, them and Arthur Chu are the only ones who engage Robert in a conversations, besides some rando twitter socialist.
Robert used to pursue other female critics on twitter by doing re-tweets, doing quote tweets or replying to some of their threads, you know, the beta circle around, only to end up in some quick and disengaged answers or most likely to be ignored completely.
On the other side, no one really likes to deal with troon, specially nut cases like Luke and their public hysterics, so Robert and them troons are what is left for each other, kinda like when two ugly people marry, but a 1000X sadder.
And @Positron already posted this, but this caught my eye:
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I know Robert tries to pass this as a "joke", because he fancies himself as a internet comedian (heavens knows why), but so was this kid.
I mean, Christ, anyone who does even the slightest of the ribbings against capeshit, here comes movie Robert with the snark to put 'em down. It is comical how much of a knee jerk this guy has for anyone giving shit to the MCU crap.
If Robert could at the very least let some shit slide, maybe he wouldn't be the poster child for the "consoomer" meme.
Also, I know Robert is being reductive here to be a snarky asshole, but Dune is far from being "The Chosen One Hero Space-Boy Blockbuster That All The Other Chosen One Hero Space-Boy Blockbusters Borrowed From" since the whole premise is to criticize the very idea of the chosen hero.
Spoilers for Dune, the main hero of the first book, the special Chosen One, turns out he need to engage in a galaxy wide jihad genocide to save humanity from a bleak future, since it was the only way since the hero has powers to see the future.
The hero means well, and he suffers from his decisions because he is a decent guy after all, not to mention that the Jihad goes out of hand because of the fanatism that was created around his cult of personality.
Eventually, crushed by the responsability of being humanity's savior, the hero fucks off to the desert to be a bum and his son takes up his legacy, only to become a immortal giant worm, rising to the title of god-emperor and he unleashes to most ruthless empire seen to man.
Moral of the story, be carefull with charismatic leaders, aka, the chosen heroes.
But of course, Robert has read every Herbert's story, and his son's as well, not to mention that he could easly write several books about the intricate allegories contained in Dune, because Movie Robert is an expert in all things
Of all the idiocy in this rant, I think the thing I notice the most is "geez kid". It's like he's hit 40 and decided that he's somehow the experienced old hand who has a right to talk down to the younger set by virtue of that experience.And it faces mutiny within. Faced with a young actor who was advised not to do capeshit, Bobby shits out a stream-of-conscious tirade that rivals Tommy Tooter's.
Funny, I seem to recall a certain Black Jesus figure that managed to draw some pretty sizable crowds, even in cities where people supposedly have "other things to do." Meanwhile, the decrepit corpse that's currently president just shuffles from one empty room to the next, when he's even allowed outside. One of these men won the presidency twice, fairly decisively at that (although it's hilarious how the Dems lost control of so much else in the interim). The other is supposedly the Most Popular President in History™ when nobody has ever liked him.
Meh, I never paid much mind to that. I credit Amerigo Vaspuchi and the Vikings for doing it first.
There'll always be and always have been malefactors. Bloberty and his ilk are just one current symptom.
Every time Bob waxes poetic over some nonsense he's wholeheartedly embraced, he slices off a little bit of his career.
What has he done to the mayoghouls and "the bullies" for the past ten years? Nothing but whine and bitch about them on Twitter and hope that someone else will clear them out for him. What's he going to do when the MCU inevitably pitters off and dies? He's going to go on long nostalgia rants whining and bitching about the fact that they aren't the standard anymore. He'll post screenshots of his favorite moments and force his poor niece and nephew to watch them ad infinitum all the while imitating a religious zealot and forbidding them to even think of seeing anything else.
Thanos would have been better off to simple sterilize most of humanity, leaving a few breeders intact. That way, the population would gradually decrease and there would be fewer resources for a baby boom. It's the same principle behind Trap, Neuter Return programs for cats. Kill half of the cats, and the remaining half will breed back up to former population levels, because space and resources will have been opened up by the mass number of deaths. Sterilize all but a few cats, and most of the "free space" will get taken up by sterile cats, creating selection pressure against big litters. Sterilize all but a few humans, and breeding will be done only by a fertile few, who will be most likely enslaved and forced to bear children for rich couples, Handmaid's Tale style. The vast run of humanity will never bear children and will simply die out, Children of Men style. If population levels dip too low, use the Infinity Stones to adjust the level of fertility for the population, until it's at the number you want. But I imagine that would be too much trouble to work out for someone who just wants to snap his fingers and be done with it.
Plus, humans aren’t the only problem with the world.
Yeah, he should have just made people agree with him and kill themselves and/or not reproduce to keep population numbers down. That way there's no conflict (and no movie)
