Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[The Valeyard]

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Not sure what Bob is trying to dispute here...other than being the know-it-all neckbeard.

The Batman isn't camp like Adam West's version so Bob hates it.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

I remember years back, there was a show called Brave and the Bold which was basically animated Silver Age comics, and I actually really loved it. Granted it was goofy as all fuck, but it would be so awful for live action. I cannot fathom what Bob wants from live action Batman, but wow would I hate to see it.

I'm all for a Batman with the EDGE toned down, but for me that's just going back to like, Chuck Dixon's Batman, where he has his team, a good relationship with the GCPD, and even in the midst of arcs like Knightfall, doesn't turn into a complete brooding wreck.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Bobby touched grass, and my burden is lighter today.

Domestic terrorists knock over a makeshift counter:
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My city's police gave me a speeding ticket for going 10 miles over the speed limit, yet they got a shitload of murders going unsolved and drug dealers are selling on playgrounds.

It's almost like Police cannot equally apply their service to every transgression that happens especially in the biggest metropolitan in the USA? Nah that can't be right they're just all racist ACAB Free Mumia Free Huey Free Louie Free Dewey!

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Nymphomachy is AWOL:

lol "whirlwind" sure thing champ. I also checked the tweet, which is almost a full day old, and no one has bothered to fill him in on the deets.

Again, Bobby doesn't buy the Marxist concept of proletariat, because the proletariat contains people who used to bully him. And he demands Jesus to answer him.

Even if you don't believe in the Christian God, let's just work through this. Bob "The Moviebob" Chipman from Lynn Massachusetts was once an alleged alter boy. He claims to have met Jesus, and I meaning in a spiritual sense. 30 years later he clearly doesn't believe, assuming he ever did in the first place, and decides that if he ever does meet this so called Son of Man he's gonna give him a piece of his mind. He includes a veiled threat in there because Bob is stronk and tuff. Jesus, who is God as He is part of the trinity, is I guess just gonna take it and take Bob in after Bob spent almost all of his life rejecting Him. That's a bold strategy Bobby.

I, like so many other of you, can't help but notice that Bob's ire is only focused on one certain religion.

But fret not: we have a new Angel. Charles even has a KF thread.

Is this the same monster from the copypasta of the troon towering over the small woman in some college lecture hall?

No fucking clue:

I'm guessing it's a poorly done "joke" on how Christmas is coming while referencing, I'm guessing, a quote about the bat signal.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

The Jan 6 persecutions continues:
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What sitting Governors does Robert think should be arrested by the Federal Government? On what charges?

The Jewish Problem keeps presenting itself.
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Opposing masks on children = Holocaust denial.

I AM A THINKER - MovieBob

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"the portentous drama queen shit" of Darkseid? What?

At this point I really don't think Robert actually watched any of the Snyder Cut.

Is this the same monster from the copypasta of the troon towering over the small woman in some college lecture hall?

Yes.

 

[UserAccess]

Bob's problem wasn't with what Trump did, it's that Trump was doing it instead of mommy Hilary.

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So, I had the Bechtloff stream downloaded and have been meaning to add it to the thread. I shortened it for @Toxinophile but it wouldn't let me upload the video because it was too big. So, here's the audio of when they talked about Bob instead of the full two hours (If they come back to Bob after this, let me know and I'll upload the full stream to youtube or something).

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I've seen this discussed but never listened to it. Appreciate you posting this.

I'm being honest - this is some serial killer shit. People that are this divorced from reality are terrifying. While also a narcissistic asshole who belts unforgivably stupid things every fifteen minutes, I'm coming around to the theory that he's legitimately sick.

Don't mistake this for sympathy. I think the proper medical treatment is still blunt force with a 2x10 stainless steel pipe until the head meat's been properly tenderized, but I wonder if pills and therapy might make a passable man out of that bitter mound of putty.

Then again, he's never listened to a doctor in his life so it's pointless. Diet and exercise is "believer" talk, evidently.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

Jesus Christ, Bob. That's not what people mean when talking about your precious MCU. They're saying because Marvel is running out of heroes to make movies about in addition to the risk of oversaturating the market with at least two movies a year, the MCU could potentially be on its last legs.

DCEU has more material. New Gods, for instance. But they've wasted so much of our time already; the universe won't have legs.

Batman is and will remain the golden goose.

If you ask me, I believe the whole superhero trend is on it’s way out.

And what I mean by that, is that the genre is going to be replaced by the next popular trend, whatever it might be.

Also, in my opinion, I think the action-adventure/fantasy genre could use some ‘reinventing’ in certain areas.

I remember years back, there was a show called Brave and the Bold which was basically animated Silver Age comics, and I actually really loved it. Granted it was goofy as all fuck, but it would be so awful for live action. I cannot fathom what Bob wants from live action Batman, but wow would I hate to see it.

I'm all for a Batman with the EDGE toned down, but for me that's just going back to like, Chuck Dixon's Batman, where he has his team, a good relationship with the GCPD, and even in the midst of arcs like Knightfall, doesn't turn into a complete brooding wreck.

I remember that show! My favorite catchphrase from the show was, “The Hammers of Justice are unisex.”

And I agree, a campy Batman would not work in live-action. It be too weird.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

I remember years back, there was a show called Brave and the Bold which was basically animated Silver Age comics, and I actually really loved it. Granted it was goofy as all fuck, but it would be so awful for live action. I cannot fathom what Bob wants from live action Batman, but wow would I hate to see it.

I'm all for a Batman with the EDGE toned down, but for me that's just going back to like, Chuck Dixon's Batman, where he has his team, a good relationship with the GCPD, and even in the midst of arcs like Knightfall, doesn't turn into a complete brooding wreck.

Basically he wants more Schumacher Batman, except as a TV show with blockbuster movie budget for each episode.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I'm with Johan van Damme here, what does this mean? Did Robert reply to the wrong thing?

Robert: "I don't want to extinguish large populations of people, this is a made up Marxist-GQP lie about me!"
Also Robert:
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Okay, Bob. Since I know you bench 300lbs and own a gun, why don't you wander out and shoot a few Wasteland Ghouls? It's not like they make themselves hard to spot. And if you get arrested, the media will lionize you for doing the deed, and I doubt whatever court you're sent to will prosecute you for killing a few Trumptards.

Oh yeah. You're a cowardly little shit who wilts at the first sign of real conflict.

 

[Koby_Fish]

lol "whirlwind" sure thing champ. I also checked the tweet, which is almost a full day old, and no one has bothered to fill him in on the deets.

Even if you don't believe in the Christian God, let's just work through this. Bob "The Moviebob" Chipman from Lynn Massachusetts was once an alleged alter boy. He claims to have met Jesus, and I meaning in a spiritual sense. 30 years later he clearly doesn't believe, assuming he ever did in the first place, and decides that if he ever does meet this so called Son of Man he's gonna give him a piece of his mind. He includes a veiled threat in there because Bob is stronk and tuff. Jesus, who is God as He is part of the trinity, is I guess just gonna take it and take Bob in after Bob spent almost all of his life rejecting Him. That's a bold strategy Bobby.

I, like so many other of you, can't help but notice that Bob's ire is only focused on one certain religion.

Is this the same monster from the copypasta of the troon towering over the small woman in some college lecture hall?

I'm guessing it's a poorly done "joke" on how Christmas is coming while referencing, I'm guessing, a quote about the bat signal.

This is why Moviebob is not a Thinker. If he had half a brain, he would KNOW from whatever the fuck he learned in Catholic School and church that you CANNOT bring that attitude in front of the Almighty. He would be banished to perdition to join Bowser in BIng Bing Wahoo Hell before he could get a word out edgewise. Maybe, just maybe, someone in Hell could answer his questions. Maybe. If they felt generous. And it would be glorious, for Bob would have the same condescension that he heaped on others for not being a galaxy-brain like himself thrown right back at him, and be mocked for being so stupid he couldn't see it.

Whilst I have no matriyoshka bing bing wahoo-ready brain, I'm clearly more of a Thinker than Bob. Bob's hangups about Christianity revolve around bargain basement rehashed-to-death "Why do Bad things happen to Good People?" nonsense that culminates in that stupid tweet he retwatted from someone else where an alleged wise man says "There is absolutely no difference between good things and bad things, you idiot, you fucking moron". It's adolescent-level style reasoning. Shit, even the Bible shows bad things happening to "good" people, but then fucking explains it - the world is Cursed and Fallen, therefore shit happens. Like the disaster of the Tower of Siloam. It fell, killing a number of people. The Disciples were wondering (since they basically had the Son of Man right there to tell them what was up), were the people who died more sinners than others? Jesus said no, but unless people repent, they too will perish. The whole point being, shit happens and you'd better be prepared if/when it does.

It's funny to me that Bob chose to call that one series The Big Picture. Bob, for all his bloviating, literally CANNOT see The ackshually Big Picture. He can't see world events on a larger plane and can't see past the end of his nose, either. Some things were supposed to happen (i.e. Crucifixion). The fact that they happened, does not invalidate the concept of an all-knowing God. But Bob can't even properly conceive of how one thing leads to another thing that might ultimately turn out good, or one thing is a lynch pin that once pulled, creates a cascade of effects. Bob has absolutely NO excuse for his erroneous thought processes because it said right in the Bible that all things will eventually work out.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

You ever read Greek Myths, where some absolute brainlet says something like, "You're more beautiful than Aphrodite", which goes as well as anyone could imagine? Or hell, even in the Bible which Bob allegedly knows, there are plenty of times where people get direct instructions from God, and still do their own thing. And at no point, are these moments ever portrayed as anything other than mortal folly.

Good to know that Bob is (allegedly) aware of this, and his best plan for hypothetical meeting with God the almighty is to try and pick a fight.

Is there any area of Bob's life in which he displays anything approaching competence?

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Again, Bobby doesn't buy the Marxist concept of proletariat, because the proletariat contains people who used to bully him. And he demands Jesus to answer him.

Implying yet again he was molested? He does love going back to that well, huh? "Yeah, I was an altar boy and... something happened!"

Dob Chipman:

Why yes, I've always had an interest in (tap tap tap) French historical and decorative painters. I quite liked his (tap tap tap) début in 1882 with Vitellis traîné dans les rues de Rome par la populace (Vitellius dragged through the streets of Rome by the people). I didn't just search for "two women kissing" like a 12 year old who just hit puberty and is testing the limits of Google Image Search.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Implying yet again he was molested? He does love going back to that well, huh? "Yeah, I was an altar boy and... something happened!"


Why yes, I've always had an interest in (tap tap tap) French historical and decorative painters. I quite liked his (tap tap tap) début in 1882 with Vitellis traîné dans les rues de Rome par la populace (Vitellius dragged through the streets of Rome by the people). I didn't just search for "two women kissing" like a 12 year old who just hit puberty and is testing the limits of Google Image Search.

Blob's always stated that the priests thought he was fat and would not have sex with him. I think what he meant by that was, he was done with Christianity.

Bob drooling over something painted over 100 years ago only proves that dudes fapping to lesbuns has been a longstanding thing.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

I go further and say Hollywood is on its way out, but that's a spicy take.

Actually, I agree with you.

It's hard to envision where "action" should go. Terrorism is old hat. Ditto zombies and vampires. We did fairy tales and it seems there's no audience for it. Dredd and Fury Road bombed; so much for the post-apocalypse.

That’s very true.

These ideas have been used up, some of them worked out and some didn’t.

But I think some of the ones you mentioned can work if you deconstruct it and then reconstruct it.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

You ever read Greek Myths, where some absolute brainlet says something like, "You're more beautiful than Aphrodite", which goes as well as anyone could imagine? Or hell, even in the Bible which Bob allegedly knows, there are plenty of times where people get direct instructions from God, and still do their own thing. And at no point, are these moments ever portrayed as anything other than mortal folly.

Good to know that Bob is (allegedly) aware of this, and his best plan for hypothetical meeting with God the almighty is to try and pick a fight.

Is there any area of Bob's life in which he displays anything approaching competence?

Nope and Bob really has no hypothetical meeting with god since he believes that death will be cured in his lifetime and he'll have an immortal body.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Nope and Bob really has no hypothetical meeting with god since he believes that death will be cured in his lifetime and he'll have an immortal body.

That gives him what, 20 years or so?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

That gives him what, 20 years or so?

No an eternity since Bob is the most important person in existence and a deeply valued member of the upperclass. He’s a thinker and a proud acolyte of Shigeru Miyamoto and Mario which is more essential to society than those pesky blue collar workers, they voted for Trump therefore have no value.

 

[Positron]

A huge argument cropped up in the few short hours I haven't been looking.

Pity Bobby, he has been bullied at school! Fortunately, he and his Righteous Avengers are very tough. They fight.


Bobby has the answer to everything under the sun. Unfortunately he is too busy to entertain the unworthy.


Because the snot-eating little Bobby didn't blame globalization, no one ever should either. And it seems likely that Bob's dad and his peers didn't exactly approve of the mickey-mouse degree he got:

Obama's sheer incompetence at racial relations -- indeed he was the instigator of much of the racial discord -- is a perfect reason why people don't trust the Dems.


Whoever said Christians believe thoughts create reality? This is Idealism, more common among New Age woo and Postmodernism.

My Struggles by Robert Lewis Chipman, coming to a bookstore near you.




Another man did something for his community. Bobby and his Angel are derisive:

The convo is such a Gordian knot that I don't know who are the "two separate individuals".



Jonny: Communists promoted worker rights. They are the good people
Bobby: But did they promote butt sex? People are suffocating without butt sex!






The sexual degenerate brigade pop up to defend Bobby:


Bobby meets his match in China fanaticism:

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In other news:

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Because the snot-eating little Bobby didn't blame globalization, no one ever should either. And it seems likely that Bob's dad and his peers didn't exactly approve of the mickey-mouse degree he got:
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"Those jobs weren't waiting for ME so I studied and made a different living, using my mind and my creative skillsets. For those choices, I was loathed and punished by those who chose to wallow instead."

Now, maybe I'm not as good of studier as Robert here (B.A. in Interactive Multimedia Art, Salem State University), but last I checked, GE still exists and is still in Boston with hundreds of thousands of jobs.

Also: "it never even occurred to Me to blame anyone else"
All he does is blame OTHER PEOPLE for stealing his SUPERIOR FUTURE from him, even in this rant he's blaming other people for LOATHING and PUNISHING HIM for being an internet movie critic.

Back Pre-Trump he had quite a different opinion on his career choices versus the "wallowers":

 

[King Dead]

This is why Moviebob is not a Thinker. If he had half a brain, he would KNOW from whatever the fuck he learned in Catholic School and church that you CANNOT bring that attitude in front of the Almighty. He would be banished to perdition to join Bowser in BIng Bing Wahoo Hell before he could get a word out edgewise. Maybe, just maybe, someone in Hell could answer his questions. Maybe. If they felt generous. And it would be glorious, for Bob would have the same condescension that he heaped on others for not being a galaxy-brain like himself thrown right back at him, and be mocked for being so stupid he couldn't see it.

Whilst I have no matriyoshka bing bing wahoo-ready brain, I'm clearly more of a Thinker than Bob. Bob's hangups about Christianity revolve around bargain basement rehashed-to-death "Why do Bad things happen to Good People?" nonsense that culminates in that stupid tweet he retwatted from someone else where an alleged wise man says "There is absolutely no difference between good things and bad things, you idiot, you fucking moron". It's adolescent-level style reasoning. Shit, even the Bible shows bad things happening to "good" people, but then fucking explains it - the world is Cursed and Fallen, therefore shit happens. Like the disaster of the Tower of Siloam. It fell, killing a number of people. The Disciples were wondering (since they basically had the Son of Man right there to tell them what was up), were the people who died more sinners than others? Jesus said no, but unless people repent, they too will perish. The whole point being, shit happens and you'd better be prepared if/when it does.

It's funny to me that Bob chose to call that one series The Big Picture. Bob, for all his bloviating, literally CANNOT see The ackshually Big Picture. He can't see world events on a larger plane and can't see past the end of his nose, either. Some things were supposed to happen (i.e. Crucifixion). The fact that they happened, does not invalidate the concept of an all-knowing God. But Bob can't even properly conceive of how one thing leads to another thing that might ultimately turn out good, or one thing is a lynch pin that once pulled, creates a cascade of effects. Bob has absolutely NO excuse for his erroneous thought processes because it said right in the Bible that all things will eventually work out.

I used to know a woman who went to one of my former churches, part of my parents' bible study group. She occasionally said that she was going to make a list of all the questions she'd have for God when she went to Heaven so that she could finally find out the answers. This was generally a joke, but as I've learned through discussions with both my pastor and others in my church, my understanding is that when you enter Heaven, mortal concerns won't bother you anymore, and all those questions will no longer need answering. I mean, face it, if you're in a transcendentally perfect utopia for eternity, why bother talking God's ear off about things that no longer mean anything?

Furthermore, I think that by any denomination's understanding (except maybe Universalists but who gives a rat's ass about them), Bob ain't getting to Heaven. He might be a "lapsed Catholic," but his vitriol towards the church and Christians in general suggests that he's long since abandoned any Christian beliefs. Look at how often he refers to God as "Sky Daddy;" he might claim that he's just mocking how others view God, but that's not what it reads as to me. I don't know the intricacies of Catholic doctrine on this matter since I'm a filthy Lutheran, but to me, if you don't have faith, then you're not saved. Maybe a Catholic could make an argument that Bobby might end up in purgatory since he was part of the church at one point and just needs a long, long time to purify himself before heaven, but again, that's a Catholic thing that I don't believe in. In my view, Bob would just go straight to hell, do not pass Go, do not collect $200.

It's for this reason that he's clamoring for his robot body, same as many in the transhumanist crowd. When you no longer have any religious beliefs in an afterlife, you start to truly fear death. If this is the only life you have, one shot and you're done, you'll beg for it to keep going as long as possible. If death is the true end of your existence, you'll end up wishing for immortality until the bitter end. Bob is terrified that there will one day come a point where he won't get to consoom the latest MCU flick while scarfing down an small amount of McDonald's for an average-sized person, where he won't get to fart out his latest hot takes about gassing the Mayo Ghouls and thirst over big-tittied Asians. This also explains his (and others') existential dread of the pandemic, for it was the first time many of them actually came face-to-face with the idea of their own mortality (even if the coof was unlikely to seriously affect many of them). He needs that robot body so he can continue his immortal existence into the Superior Future™, but given his self-destructive nature, it's just not going to happen. So he rages ineffectually at those who he believe stole his immortality from him, even though they had nothing to do with it, even though the technology in question is decades away, if not more.

Now, I'm not gonna be a Bible-thumper and proselytize that everyone should go to church this Sunday; I respect people's beliefs or lack thereof. I'll just say this: keep Bob in mind as an example of who you don't want to be.