Chris would be the "caricature" of the bigoted American in a single issue on immigration. I dare any artist to capture his likeness and make it a massive troll. Then, the author note's details exactly the kind of person the character was taken inspiration from.
We all know that Bob would be the villain of that issue. Murdering "stupid people" in order to create himself Robot body.
Oh yeah, I read those comics. That was so stupid. One of the things, I hate about today’s superhero stories is the writers are trying to make heroes play God.
That was after the Brexit referendum, when the elites generously let us plebs vote on whether we wanted to support them and threw a tantrum for three years when it turned out the plebs voted the wrong way.
You're telling me modern comics aren't self-insert fanfics? After all, Superman's new boyfriend is completely invincible, meaning nothing horrible can happen to him ever.
Somehow, I completely forgot about that. Thank you for reminding me.
Truth, Justice and the RIGHT way.... (no, not THAT kind of right, you obsolete)
That is definitely one thing about people like Bob and (Superman: Son of Kal-El writer) Tom Taylor, they have god complexes. In the case of the latter, Taylor believes that his characters are unquestioned arbiters of morality who are always justified in their actions because they are always in the right. What makes it especially egregious is that I have an inkling that he is going to portray Jon as a boring invincible hero with no one to truly physically or intellectually challenge him. Hell, making his boyfriend just as impervious to harm removes any real stakes or tension in the story. Say what you want about Lois Lane being a damsel in distress, she often placed herself in dangerous situations knowing the consequences. Sometimes the tension comes from wondering if she will get herself out of danger using her wits and skills. Jay Nakamura? Nothing bad can happen to him and he will walk away from every situation without a scratch, so why should I care?
What if Clark Kent's "better tomorrow" is one in which his son is straight
Doubtful. I mean, outside of shrill "Destroy the Red States!" tomes that he puts out on Twitter, why would anyone want to follow or be a fan of MovieBob? His pop culture and movie takes are stale and dumb, and his videos are so poorly done (and with that hyperactive talking at a thousand miles an hour, difficult to watch). So what other reason would you be a fan of Blob other than you like and agree with his daily calls for vengeance againstJesus Christ! Does Bob legit still have fans that aren't total spergs? The man keeps giving the word "pathetic" entire volumes of thesaurus and euphemisms beyond anything mankind as a collective is capable of.
imma go out on a limb here and posit the possibility that the reason they made Jay Nakamura pretty much invincible so that there would be no visible hint of "Bury your Gays" trope. So I guess that means they ain't gonna kill him off. Can you imagine the REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE all over twitter if they even hinted that the new BF of SuperJunior was either vulnerable or even a dude in distress?
I figure he's got to be invulnerable because how else can he take something more powerful than a locomotive up his shitter?
Or he dies, shocking everyone who thought he was invincible, only for some science character to examine the corpse and say " he was immune to everything, except the homophobic hate in the hearts of the public, he was literally hated to death by average Americans"
Death by being misgendered would be hilarious.
This really gothy-looking dude gave me a notebook and told me that if I write a tranny's name and biological gender in it they will die.
Well Bob is the average sized McDonald's for dinosaurs.
I think that's Amberlynn Reid. It's not piggy enough to be Bob.
It doesn't get reported on with all the headlines but Jon has biological descendants in both the new Legion of Super-Heroes that Bendis wrote and the recent Future State stuff which the current status quo is allegedly building towards. I didn't believe the rumor at first because it didn't actually line up unless you're looking at Jon in a vacuum but I guess that's why Tom Taylor got away with bi instead of gay. So if anything, they've unintentionally implied any male relationship with Jon is doomed to fail.
