Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[A Very Big Fish]

It doesn't get reported on with all the headlines but Jon has biological descendants in both the new Legion of Super-Heroes that Bendis wrote and the recent Future State stuff which the current status quo is allegedly building towards. I didn't believe the rumor at first because it didn't actually line up unless you're looking at Jon in a vacuum but I guess that's why Tom Taylor got away with bi instead of gay. So if anything, they've unintentionally implied any male relationship with Jon is doomed to fail.

There was more implications with him and the new Wonder Girl than with Nakamura who came out of nowhere.

While that very well might be true, I'll propose a counter theory.

The people who still work in comics are either phoning it in or complete retards, and this wasn't intentional.

 

[RockVolnutt]

While that very well might be true, I'll propose a counter theory.

The people who still work in comics are either phoning it in or complete retards, and this wasn't intentional.

Oh absolutely, I'm just bringing it up as a thing that will get buried since none of the articles bring it up and according to interviews, it seems the Jon retcon wasn't decided on until shortly into the launch of the book a few months ago. I wouldn't be surprised if it eventually comes up in the books themselves since Jon would be aware and they're bringing back the Bendis version of the Legion.

 

[Jarolleon]

I don't think so. Whenever Bob claims he's not that smart, it always strikes me as ironic modesty -- something he feels like he has to say, or something he thinks makes him look like less of an asshole. It never comes across sincerely. The tell is in his spergout with jonnysocialism:

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This is what Bob really thinks: he's smarter than almost everybody, if you disagree with him that's per se evidence that you're "not very bright," and any debate is him lowering himself to the realm of submentals to bless us with his genius. The hilarious part is this side of him only comes out when he feels threatened. Whatever the merits of jonny's arguments, his manner clearly got under Bob's skin in a major way, and he felt compelled to haul out the big gun of his megabrain to feel safe again.

Also, fuck you, Bob, for losing arguments to a goddamn Commie.

It's a simple "great minds think alike" IMO, it's almost a syllogism of delusion. The only way Bob can recognise someone as smarter than him is if they express the same viewpoint with a greater depth of understanding, else, due to his worship of the intellect, he would bounce around the political spectrum like a pinball.. or a zoomer.

 

[Compositesludge]

That is definitely one thing about people like Bob and (Superman: Son of Kal-El writer) Tom Taylor, they have god complexes. In the case of the latter, Taylor believes that his characters are unquestioned arbiters of morality who are always justified in their actions because they are always in the right. What makes it especially egregious is that I have an inkling that he is going to portray Jon as a boring invincible hero with no one to truly physically or intellectually challenge him. Hell, making his boyfriend just as impervious to harm removes any real stakes or tension in the story. Say what you want about Lois Lane being a damsel in distress, she often placed herself in dangerous situations knowing the consequences. Sometimes the tension comes from wondering if she will get herself out of danger using her wits and skills. Jay Nakamura? Nothing bad can happen to him and he will walk away from every situation without a scratch, so why should I care?

One other thing about this is that Lois didn't just not have super powers. She was human, and she was the connection to humanity that Clark Kent found. There was a very humorous Lex Luthor moment where he's told, flat out, that Clark Kent is Superman and doesn't believe it because there'd be no reason for him to live as a human. Why would anybody want to be Clark in a world where they can be Superman?

And it's Lois who I've noticed in most of those stories is what grounds him, perhaps even moreso than his family. She's the one whose attention and affection he won by being himself. She's the one who will do everything she can to support and appreciate Superman, because she sees the man inside who's buried under his own sense of responsibility and desire to do right, even if he's not sure how. And she's the one who, in demonstrating courage despite her vulnerability, in daring to love not just the Man of Steel, but sweet, bumbling, mild-mannered and quiet Clark Kent, reminds us all why Clark Kent is just as much of a hero as Superman. Because a world that sees only supermen as meaningful and ignores the little acts of heroism that we can do for one another is a sad one indeed.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Well Bob is the average sized McDonald's for dinosaurs.

Let's be real, we all know why he hates Jurassic Park. He wasn't happy with his guest appearance.
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That cow was braver than Bob. He took it like a champ when Bob can’t even take a joke.

 

[Tronathon242]

Has there been any reaction on Eternals so far? I'm curious to how much dick sucking Bob is going to give it.

Seems it's being called "epic" and "different." The last phrase really has me slamming that X button to doubt.

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This really passes me off. Superman's story is like THE immigrant story, that's what makes it so quintessentially American because shocker: other countries aren't exactly as pro-immigrant as we are or have the history of it.

And what really twists the knife is that I know Chris & Bob are those open-border types who are ALL about how immigration is wonderful, America is all about immigration, no person is illegal, etc.

Yet they're already throwing away a useful myth and story about immigration. Geez these are some stupid fucking meatbags.

Seems to me that they don't care so much about immigration as globalism. Saying Superman doesn't belong to America is very much in line with what a "global citizen" might say. Now, I personally don't trust anyone who believes in a "global community" more than nations and shit like this and Bobby's desires to enact genocidal means to achieve his post-national utopia only reinforce that feeling.

 

[Positron]

Bobby thinks Dune is "not bad, not great", but I suspect Dune has upset Bobby so much that he seriously curtailed his word-vomit yesterday. But that's for the best, for what he did post was concentrated stupid.

Bobby continues to insist that that some trannies throwing a shitfest at Netflix is more serious business than actual workers being oppressed:

Here's the rub Bobby: a company can choose not to hire trannies (and indeed they all should); no company can logically choose not to hire working-class people.




How is that a labor dispute? A employee being unsatisfied by the company's product. The employer has no responsibility to placate him and he should just walk out.

Dave Chappelle continues to murder trannies, and the Ghouls are going for God Emperor to maintain the Holocaust.


Bobby refuses to believe that Hillary Rodham was objectively an awful wannabe.




Bobby thinks the tried-and-true vaccines he received as a child are comparable to the questionable shit that governments force us to take.

But I guess fewer cops = more Superior Future.

Let's see an example of evil anti-vaxers doing evil:

Because they didn't have the time while they had a job? Hard for an never-employed LGBT to understand for sure.

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Evidently Bobby spent the run-time of Dune looking for old feuds to settle:


This is what Bobby considers true-and-honest Eugenics:

Indeed. Especially permavirgin male feminists.

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Ruby Rose and Batwoman. Of course Bobby knows which side to believe.



Welp, a new color scheme! That's a change at least?

More Disney trash:



When Cannibal Women see Bobby, they'd all say "Guess not; I'm on a diet".


Has it ever occurred to Bobby that you can make a kid very happy without consoom? Bring him to the countryside (or even a park) and watch birds and butterflies. Blow some soap bubbles. Fly paper planes. Make animal cookies. Play ball.

Even in this ripe old age I still remember how my dad made me really happy: he picked up a busted turntable and a spring, and place a ping-pong ball in the middle of the spring. He then set the spring in the center of the turntable and started it. As the spring rotates, the ball seemed to climb up -- but of course it was an illusion. It kept me occupied for days.

 

[Red Hood]

I hope the way Bob talks about cops and firefighters he's never required to use their services or be in their custody. But in all likelihood he will the next time he gets stuck in his basement and Lynn's firefighters have to winch him out of his basement cave, or when he gets a little too excited in his defense of Cuties on the bus.

Has it ever occurred to Bobby that you can make a kid very happy without consoom? Bring him to the countryside (or even a park) and watch birds and butterflies. Blow some soap bubbles. Fly paper planes. Make animal cookies. Play ball.

Hell, I had fun with a cardboard box as a kid pretending it was a tank. I had fun fishing with my dad and grandpa. I had fun making peanut brittle with my mom at Christmas. Sure, I was as bad a consoomer as any other 90s kid but damned if you need to spend a lot of money on branded goods to have your day brightened.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

"HELLO WAHMEN, I TOTALLY SIMPATHIZE WITH YOU BEING ON YOUR PERIOD. MEN SUCK. SEX PLEASE."

-Mating call of Cinema Blob

 

[The Valeyard]

Wow. #DuneMovie

FINALLY, the blockbuster genre epic for everyone who saw the first LOTR and thought "Man, I wish the prologue to this was 2.5 hours long and then the movie ended right after Gandalf takes off from the party to "Read up on all this 'ring business'"

This reads to me like Bob was so busy stuffing his face with popcorn that he missed the on-screen title card which clearly states that the film is Dune: Part One.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

This reads to me like Bob was so busy stuffing his face with popcorn that he missed the on-screen title card which clearly states that the film is Dune: Part One.

Not to give Bob too much credit, but I don't think Dune has sequels greenlit already, whereas (if I recall, I could be misremembering) LotR had all 3 greenlit at once. I'm pretty sure Dune will get Sequels, but I guess there is the chance that it just flames the fuck out.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Oh yeah, I read those comics. That was so stupid. One of the things, I hate about today’s superhero stories is the writers are trying to make heroes play God.

It sounds like something out a self-insert fanfic.

Superheroes were always meant to be either power fantasies or paragons demonstrating noble and good behavior. Superman is both. A 7 year old reading Superman comics in the 1940s would wrap a blanket around his neck and pretend to fly around, helping people in distress and punching crooks. A 33 year old manchild reading Superman in the Present Day would buy an ironic Superman tee shirt, imagine himself punching people in MAGA hats, and waddle around lecturing people on their homophobia, all while crowds of women (in his mind) cheer him on. Because that is what today's target audience for comic books regards as the highest good in this day and age. And lording your moral superiority over others in a godlike fashion is regarded as the greatest power an SJW can have.

In terms of the position they hold and the value they bring to society, the 7 year old from a 1940's era Nuclear Family and the 33 year old manchild living in his aunt's basement, making Youtube reviews for a living are exactly the same. Actually the 7 year old is superior, because there was a strong chance that the kid would mature, learn a trade, and get a job that paid well enough to support family. There is absolutely no chance that the manchild comic book fan will ever evolve into a useful person, unless it's to demonstrate to future generations why being a lazy fatass who is perpetually angry at the world is a bad idea.

 

[King Dead]

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Bobby thinks Dune is "not bad, not great", but I suspect Dune has upset Bobby so much that he seriously curtailed his word-vomit yesterday. But that's for the best, for what he did post was concentrated stupid.

Yep, not surprised in the slightest. Villeneuve besmirched the fair maiden MCU's honor, and now it's up to Bob to fight back in the only way he can: calling Dune a mediocre movie! My god, how will Denis ever recover?!

I'll probably write up a longer review in the actual Dune thread, but it was much better than "not bad, not great." I won't go so far as to say that it was a masterwork of cinema, but it was a good adaptation of the first half of the novel, with a deliberately slow pace that helps you immerse yourself in the world. Good cast, good visuals, good score, an overall good movie, and certainly better than whatever slop Disney's cranking out these days.

And that's really what Bob's review boils down to, even beyond the obvious reeing at Villeneuve for dunking on Marvel. Bob clearly does not have the attention span for a slow movie. His attention is only grabbed by movies where big flashy CGI battles are happening constantly, characters are quipping at each other without taking a break for more than two seconds, and any sort of plot is paper-thin and buried under spectacle and obvious humor. His reductionist take on Dune is probably accurate to his perception, because that's all he got out of it. He's a dimwit that thinks he's a genius, smugly passing judgment on a well-made movie while he continues to hype himself up for MCU Part 83: Who Fucking Knows What's Going On.

In short: go fuck yourself, you fat sack of shit. Dune is better than any Marvel capeshit, even when it's only halfway through the story. Cope and seethe.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

That is definitely one thing about people like Bob and (Superman: Son of Kal-El writer) Tom Taylor, they have god complexes. In the case of the latter, Taylor believes that his characters are unquestioned arbiters of morality who are always justified in their actions because they are always in the right. What makes it especially egregious is that I have an inkling that he is going to portray Jon as a boring invincible hero with no one to truly physically or intellectually challenge him. Hell, making his boyfriend just as impervious to harm removes any real stakes or tension in the story. Say what you want about Lois Lane being a damsel in distress, she often placed herself in dangerous situations knowing the consequences. Sometimes the tension comes from wondering if she will get herself out of danger using her wits and skills. Jay Nakamura? Nothing bad can happen to him and he will walk away from every situation without a scratch, so why should I care?

I'm going to PL here and say that it reminds me of when I wrote quasi-SI (self-insert) Megaman X fan fiction where I role-played as Magma Dragoon from Megaman X4. This was around 2000 when Mark Millar was writing The Authority and I wrote Dragoon as an edgy, ill-tempered, and overpowered antihero who usually destroyed the city he was fighting in because I was a stupid teenager at the time. I stopped writing these fanfics because the characters were too OP and boring with no real stakes and even the humor element wore thin. Tom Taylor sounds like a someone with arrested development because there have been stories that grappled with the philosophical and ethical questions of how involved Superman should be in human affairs. Does he even remember that he wrote the comic adaptation of Injustice? He is someone who wants to write morality plays reflecting his midlife crisis.

I think you are forgetting one detail here. While you could make the argument that he might be smoking up his hype. This is still the same man that didn't waste a second to write TWO of the darkest and most gruesome else worlds in DC. DCeased. And Injustice. And he is not retarded enough to forget since he is doing the same shit in Marvel with Dark age currently. No, I think this is PR spoon-feeding him stuff to promote it as they did with Tom King with HIC. This wouldn't be the first time Editorial threw a writer into the fire for a decision THEY made.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Yep, not surprised in the slightest. Villeneuve besmirched the fair maiden MCU's honor, and now it's up to Bob to fight back in the only way he can: calling Dune a mediocre movie! My god, how will Denis ever recover?!

I'll probably write up a longer review in the actual Dune thread, but it was much better than "not bad, not great." I won't go so far as to say that it was a masterwork of cinema, but it was a good adaptation of the first half of the novel, with a deliberately slow pace that helps you immerse yourself in the world. Good cast, good visuals, good score, an overall good movie, and certainly better than whatever slop Disney's cranking out these days.

And that's really what Bob's review boils down to, even beyond the obvious reeing at Villeneuve for dunking on Marvel. Bob clearly does not have the attention span for a slow movie. His attention is only grabbed by movies where big flashy CGI battles are happening constantly, characters are quipping at each other without taking a break for more than two seconds, and any sort of plot is paper-thin and buried under spectacle and obvious humor. His reductionist take on Dune is probably accurate to his perception, because that's all he got out of it. He's a dimwit that thinks he's a genius, smugly passing judgment on a well-made movie while he continues to hype himself up for MCU Part 83: Who Fucking Knows What's Going On.

In short: go fuck yourself, you fat sack of shit. Dune is better than any Marvel capeshit, even when it's only halfway through the story. Cope and seethe.

Even before the besmirching, Bob was pissy about this project. Because he doesn't like science fiction that makes him think, that isn't all about spectacle and space ships. He decided to hate it the second it came out.

But, like Spiderman Homecoming, he has enough knowledge about film to understand he can't get away with calling it bad, so he calls it mediocre instead so he can have his cake and eat it.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

This Alec Baldwin thing is hitting Bobby close to home because he too almost died on set recently:

Here's his gun if he hasn't mentioned it before:

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I can't find any evidence anywhere that this happened. Let alone "explicitly" as Robert says. Is he just making things up about Tucker Carlson (and a hypothetical Glenn Greenwald defense) to get mad about now?

There was a PJMedia article published with that title, but it's by someone named Athena Thorne:

'Rachel Levine Is a 4-Star Admiral' Is Our 'Caligula's Horse Is a Senator' Moment

People generally assume that Caligula's motive for this stunt was simple madness, but looking deeper, one finds a more sinister rationale.

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The only reference by Tucker Carlson to "Caligula's Horse" I can ever find is something he said on MSNBC in 2005.

Nevermind, was able to find exactly one Twitter user who mentioned the segment (and helpfully also has a clip), Robert must hatewatch Carlson:

https://twitter.com/SKMorefield/status/1451374490651332610

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Too bad for Bob that less police just means more military presence in the region and the military will take less of your shit than the police do.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Too bad for Bob that less police just means more military presence in the region and the military will take less of your shit than the police do.

Yes, but you see, according to Bob's angels, police are racists who drive innocent minorities to commit crimes, so if we just empty the prisons and abolish the police (and legalize crime), crime rates will drop to zero, the Earth will finally begin to heal, unicorn farts will provide clean, limitless energy, and Bob will finally get his robot body and big titty Asian waifu.

 

[Mr Snek]

Yes, but you see, according to Bob's angels, police are racists who drive innocent minorities to commit crimes, so if we just empty the prisons and abolish the police (and legalize crime), crime rates will drop to zero, the Earth will finally begin to heal, unicorn farts will provide clean, limitless energy, and Bob will finally get his robot body and big titty Asian waifu.

Besides, if there is more brutal military presence in the area Bob and others like him won't know or care so long as the news never mentions it. And if they do they'll spin it as Trumps racist legacy making the military evil, regardless of who's giving them orders.

 

[Neko GF]

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