Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Arthur Morgan]

Well, ask him what sound a gun with a suppressor makes and I bet the answer will be "that weird 'phut' sound" rather than "the exact same sound as unsuppressed, just a bit quieter". He watches movies, you know.

Movies with guns.

Yep, and if you don't have a suppressor, a pillow will work just as well. Bob's so smrt.

 

[Flexo]

The "sex assault boat" (..."condom jar," "dildos," Alicia Keys music (though not Marvin Gaye because it is "too chiche)," lube, a ceiling mirror, posters and paintings of naked women, copies of Playboy and other pornographic magazines, Viagra pills, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold.") sounds like what Bobby would want his basement to look like, had he grown out of Mario and capeshit.

And as usual with these things it's as accurate as Bobby calling Kavanaugh a probable rapist.

Lie #6: CNN: James O'Keefe attempted to sexually harass CNN correspondent Abby Bourdeau on a boat with sex toys

Fact: Although CNN presented it as O'Keefe's actual plan of action, it was drafted by a non-Project Veritas individual and was never accepted by O'Keefe's as the way to go.

www.projectveritas.com

 

[Brother Wind]

Even in this ripe old age I still remember how my dad made me really happy: he picked up a busted turntable and a spring, and place a ping-pong ball in the middle of the spring. He then set the spring in the center of the turntable and started it. As the spring rotates, the ball seemed to climb up -- but of course it was an illusion. It kept me occupied for days.

Yeah its weird how your folks just spending time with you can make you happy innit

Not to give Bob too much credit, but I don't think Dune has sequels greenlit already, whereas (if I recall, I could be misremembering) LotR had all 3 greenlit at once. I'm pretty sure Dune will get Sequels, but I guess there is the chance that it just flames the fuck out.

Actually they filmed the whole kit and kaboodle at once. And out of order. Like I think its Wood or Bloom who says something like "The days we did Return of the King" were the most exciting

 

[Giga_Nigga_28]

I think you are forgetting one detail here. While you could make the argument that he might be smoking up his hype. This is still the same man that didn't waste a second to write TWO of the darkest and most gruesome else worlds in DC. DCeased. And Injustice. And he is not exceptional enough to forget since he is doing the same shit in Marvel with Dark age currently. No, I think this is PR spoon-feeding him stuff to promote it as they did with Tom King with HIC. This wouldn't be the first time Editorial threw a writer into the fire for a decision THEY made.

Neither Dceased nor Injustice are particular dark. In fact I'd say they're the opposite since being detached from the status quo let's Taylor write his reddit tier 'le wholseome' fanfics without any interference. Its why after helping Joker nuke a city Harley becomes Batman's quirky sidekick and gets married to Poison Ivy.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Robert's hanging around in Greenwald's replies again chasing down dudes with 26 followers to QT:

Robert is hilariously ignorant about basic civics for someone who spends so much time playing political pundit. The problem he express, which I'm granting him here for simplicity's sake, is neither the filibuster (a rule the Senate can discard at any time but which currently, at minimum, 52/100 Senators do not wish to do) nor the Electoral College which he constantly whines about, it's simply the Senate.

His whining about districts though is a new one and probably shows his true intentions regarding democracy. Districting is done only for the House, and if done appropriately and expanded eliminates his problems with the Electoral College. The House does not have a huge "excess of representatives and representation" (something I noted a couple days back he used to praise) instead the House is one of the least representative lower house legislatures in the democratic world. It needs more districts and more representation.

Robert doesn't even know what he's arguing for at this point, but I imagine it's something like him wanting a one time national popular vote for President who has absolute power and no other branches of government to thwart the absolute rule. And funny enough, it's the national popular vote for President which is the actual thing people point to as evidence of there basically being a 50/50 split between the two major parties. For all his whining about the Electoral College thwarting a majority of the country, neither Gore nor Clinton (either one actually) got a majority of the popular vote.

 

[Positron]

The Netflix trannies' hissy fit was not really about a comic show! This website is free!

I can't emphasize enough that employers should NEVER hire queers, and fire anyone the moment he or she turns queer.

Peter Coffin continues to get on the nerves of Bobby and his Angels.


Hollywood has a nefarious, eugenicist ploy to sissify black men. That's why we have The Rock, Idris Elba, Samuel Jackson, Wesley Snipes and -- more up to Bobby's age -- Billy Blanks and Steve James.


Crossover with Rat King James Radich.

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Nigger bait; Oscar bait.


Dune

(7-minute watch)



Chris is more easily amused than Bobby.




Disney trash:




Hong Kong film:

 

[AirdropShitposts]

The Netflix trannies' hissy fit was not really about a comic show! This website is free!
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Since no Netflix employee was actually fired for speaking out against company actions Robert shifts the goal posts to "being under threat" which is an impossible standard to please as he can always say it exists.

Joy's statement (which Robert endorses) is factually wrong as we can look this stuff up on the internet per Robert's helpful advice. None of the demands requested Netflix "stop work place discrimination" or even alleged it was happening. They also did not request "Netflix to stop deplatforming queer media" or alleged it was happening. What they actually requested was MORE trans content be produced, outside trans consultants be hired to oversee all Netflix content, trigger warnings be added to "transphobic" content, and the algorithm be changed to push pro-trans content if anyone watches "transphobic" content.

The only, ONLY, workplace related request in all of the demands was that Netflix take down "transphobic" posters on the walls of the office.

 

[Red Hood]

Bob wouldn't know, because he's only held a prop gun and pretends he knows guns when he wants to pretend he's a firearms expert and Chris might have one himself.

I mean for fuck's sake, my 10/22 has muzzle flash. It's pretty noticeable during early evening wabbit hunts.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Bob is completely wrong, all guns create muzzle flash. On account of operating via combustion. It only lasts for a part of a second though, which is why Bob only sees the smoke, since that sticks around.

Robert is hilariously ignorant about basic civics for someone who spends so much time playing political pundit. The problem he express, which I'm granting him here for simplicity's sake, is neither the filibuster (a rule the Senate can discard at any time but which currently, at minimum, 52/100 Senators do not wish to do) nor the Electoral College which he constantly whines about, it's simply the Senate.

His whining about districts though is a new one and probably shows his true intentions regarding democracy. Districting is done only for the House, and if done appropriately and expanded eliminates his problems with the Electoral College. The House does not have a huge "excess of representatives and representation" (something I noted a couple days back he used to praise) instead the House is one of the least representative lower house legislatures in the democratic world. It needs more districts and more representation.

Robert doesn't even know what he's arguing for at this point, but I imagine it's something like him wanting a one time national popular vote for President who has absolute power and no other branches of government to thwart the absolute rule. And funny enough, it's the national popular vote for President which is the actual thing people point to as evidence of there basically being a 50/50 split between the two major parties. For all his whining about the Electoral College thwarting a majority of the country, neither Gore nor Clinton (either one actually) got a majority of the popular vote.

 

[Bolo]

I saw his review on Dune, shit video, Robert is geeting worse on the cuts, cutting words mid pronunciation creating this weird flow, and while he was never a charisma powerhouse, Robert is getting duller with age, boring and predictable.

Also, he said this at the end of the video:

For those under a rock, it is about the troons sperg at the netflix shit.

First, I don't get how or why Carlin became the saint patron of fucking comedy, as if he needs to take his words as gospel or some shit, who gives a fuck about what he has to say?

While I don't think Carlin was all that funny, I never had anything against the man, I just find weird that at one point of time, everybody just started worshipping this asshole as a argument to say what goes into comedy.

Also, this "speaking to power shit" as a display of righteousness only works when you trully have something to lose by doing so, making jokes of rich white people or the government is the most milk toast shit you can say, not to mention, the very same white rich people you are making fun of are in the audience clapping along. So now what? You gonna make fun of trump and his hair? You have some jokes about priests fucking little boys?

Picking on the people in power doesn't mean shit if said so people in power also don't give a shit.

Not only this shit is not funny, it is OLD, fuck me, about 70% of the 80's action movies ended up with a rich white guy getting shot a la Robocop.

So, unless you wanna see kiddy-glove arena comedy Kevin Hart style shit, then you gotta admit that comedy isn't about punching up or down, it is about getting someone pissed. yeah it is shock jock bullshit, but we are adults and we like to see someone kicking the hornet's nest, and if you prohibit someone of kicking certains nests, then more than ever we want someone kicking it.

And the troon shit, now that is the joke everybody wants to hear right now, because no one can say it.

But no, please, lets just sit down and hear George Carlin making fun of uptight white people who don't smoke pot.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

The Carlin quote is a poor commentary on the Chappelle thing anyway. Chappelle's assertion, true or not, was basically that white troons have power and do abuse it, while blacks continue to not have power and are a oppressed class. Citing this specific Carlin quote does not in any way speak to Chappelle's criticism or his choice of comedic targets.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Wow, I wasn't the biggest fan of Carlin, but what a fucking dipshit. If you don't make fun of someone, that doesn't benefit them. In fact it just tacitly implies that they're too much of a pussy to handle it.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

That baby is not face down.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1451760435485609984

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: "The one face down in the middl…

archived 23 Oct 2021 04:12:33 UTC

archive.ph

Am I missing something? That baby is clearly face up right? Her entire body would have to be backwards for her to be face down.

But the real question is actually asked by truemetis

If you can count you'll note there's only 8 out of an advertised 9 babies there.

If Bob's gonna try to pass this off as a joke he should look at Michael for what a joke actually looks like.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

"Men who pretend to be women and have browbeaten large swathes of society into playing into their delusional sexual fetish are truly the oppressed ones."
- Robert "The Tranny Chaser" Chipman

 

[Wormy]

Also, this "speaking to power shit" as a display of righteousness only works when you trully have something to lose by doing so, making jokes of rich white people or the government is the most milk toast shit you can say, not to mention, the very same white rich people you are making fun of are in the audience clapping along. So now what? You gonna make fun of trump and his hair? You have some jokes about priests fucking little boys?

There's a LITTLE bit of truth to it, but only in the respect of...well, think of it this way; how funny is comedy if the main subject of it's barbs are the people who are already treated like shit by society in the first place? Can you really think of a work of comedy that did that? I can't, off the top of my head.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

But no, please, lets just sit down and hear George Carlin making fun of uptight white people who don't smoke pot.

I'm no expert on comedy. I can't tell if he became lionized because he said the controversial things when people needed to hear it, or if people just kinda retroactively decided that's what happened.

Either way, he's a good case for "die a hero or live long enough to become the villain". You know that today he'd be a crabby geriatric bitching about the next generation of edgy comics like they weren't doing the same thing he did.

 

[Adamska]

I saw his review on Dune, shit video, Robert is geeting worse on the cuts, cutting words mid pronunciation creating this weird flow, and while he was never a charisma powerhouse, Robert is getting duller with age, boring and predictable.

Also, he said this at the end of the video:

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For those under a rock, it is about the troons sperg at the netflix shit.

First, I don't get how or why Carlin became the saint patron of fucking comedy, as if he needs to take his words as gospel or some shit, who gives a fuck about what he has to say?

While I don't think Carlin was all that funny, I never had anything against the man, I just find weird that at one point of time, everybody just started worshipping this asshole as a argument to say what goes into comedy.

Also, this "speaking to power shit" as a display of righteousness only works when you trully have something to lose by doing so, making jokes of rich white people or the government is the most milk toast shit you can say, not to mention, the very same white rich people you are making fun of are in the audience clapping along. So now what? You gonna make fun of trump and his hair? You have some jokes about priests fucking little boys?

Picking on the people in power doesn't mean shit if said so people in power also don't give a shit.

Not only this shit is not funny, it is OLD, fuck me, about 70% of the 80's action movies ended up with a rich white guy getting shot a la Robocop.

So, unless you wanna see kiddy-glove arena comedy Kevin Hart style shit, then you gotta admit that comedy isn't about punching up or down, it is about getting someone pissed. yeah it is shock jock bullshit, but we are adults and we like to see someone kicking the hornet's nest, and if you prohibit someone of kicking certains nests, then more than ever we want someone kicking it.

And the troon shit, now that is the joke everybody wants to hear right now, because no one can say it.

But no, please, lets just sit down and hear George Carlin making fun of uptight white people who don't smoke pot.

I legit like Carlin, but he's not the fucking pope of comedy, especially since there's so many deliveries and methods you can do it isn't funny. That smoothbrains like Bob and these weirdos want him to be is telling, especially since they probably emphasize with,and feel the same rage and snark that Carlin liked to channel, but wish they were as clever and full of piss that he was.

Carlin was getting old and bloated and prone to simply rageposting before he kicked the bucket, making their worshipping of that sad. While I wouldn't be shocked if Carlin sold out and just went "Republican Bad" given his tendencies before death, Young Carlin would shit all over this desire to control bullshit the current busy bodies are trying to shove down everyone's throats. His rule of avoiding punching down is because comedically, it's funnier to shit on people like "rich trust fund blogger tells the poors what to think, screams and lashes back when criticized" than it is to say "haha poor coal miner about to lose jerb! Learn to code!"

He'd have been cancelled and retards like Bob would scream for his death every day if Carlin was the same person he was in his heyday and not dead in a coffin. Because that Carlin would just as happily go for the word policing grifting shits who are trying to force society to think as he would've Orange man.

By the way, owning a copy of "When Will Jesus Bring the Porkchops" or "Napalm and Silly Putty" doesn't make you a genius just because you like the funny swearing man Bob. Hell, I bet he only watched his performances because reading is a chore he only does when it involves Bing Bing Wahoo.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I looked at two whole pages of Carlin quotes and found these that I submit for immediate cancellation as they're full of alt-right pro-Trump dogwhistles:

 

[JayHarrison]

These tweets promoting some kind of corrupt authoritarian system with a facade of democracy sent me down a bit of a rabbit hole:
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Two years ago, Robert was owning Hbomerguy by touting representative democracy:
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Three years ago, Robert was expressing libertarian sentiments:
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Five years ago, Robert was against one-man one-vote in favor of representative government (whatever that means):
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Nine years ago, Robert was running around with the "Republic not a Democracy" talking point:
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Proof positive that Moviebob's opinions have never changed due to updates in information updated information; Bob opinions will only change whenever events suit his purposes (see his COVID-19 vaccine tweets) or if doing so will earn him points with idiot social-justice warriors like himself.

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...outside of shrill "Destroy the Red States!" tomes that he puts out on Twitter, why would anyone want to follow or be a fan of MovieBob? His pop culture and movie takes are stale and dumb, and his videos are so poorly done (and with that hyperactive talking at a thousand miles an hour, difficult to watch). So what other reason would you be a fan of Blob other than you like and agree with his daily calls for vengeance against dad the red states - and what kind of person would be that other than a sperg?

I think subscribing to Moviebob's Twitter feed, his YouTube channel, or giving him money serves only one purpose: It's a safe, verifiable answer to the "Say you're an idiot without saying 'I'm an idiot'" challenge.

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Bobby continues to insist that that some trannies throwing a shitfest at Netflix is more serious business than actual workers being oppressed:
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Here's the rub Bobby: a company can choose not to hire trannies (and indeed they all should); no company can logically choose not to hire working-class people.

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How is that a labor dispute? A employee being unsatisfied by the company's product. The employer has no responsibility to placate him and he should just walk out.

Dave Chappelle continues to murder trannies, and the Ghouls are going for God Emperor to maintain the Holocaust.
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No, Bob. Donald Trump got elected in 2016 because enough people DID care about their country's well-being. Donald Trump was (and is) an oafish egomaniac; Hillary Clinton, like Moviebob, is evil incarnate.

Bobby refuses to believe that Hillary Rodham was objectively an awful wannabe.
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There are more samples of Moviebob's reproductive DNA imbued in Hillary Clinton's pantsuits than Bill Clinton ever spilled on intern Monica Lewinsky's blue dress.

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Bobby thinks the tried-and-true vaccines he received as a child are comparable to the questionable shit that governments force us to take.
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But I guess fewer cops = more Superior Future.

Takes a whiny baby to know a hiny baby, Bob. You're still throwing temper tantrums over Dear Leader Hillary Clinton being defeated by Donald Grump.

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Let's see an example of evil anti-vaxers doing evil:
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Because they didn't have the time while they had a job? Hard for an never-employed LGBT to understand for sure.

Moviebob is a "work-at-home" content creator. He should have PLENTY of time to help out the homeless himself.

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Evidently Bobby spent the run-time of Dune looking for old feuds to settle:
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To paraphrase political commentator Ben Shapiro regarding Donald Trump, "he's a hammer who either hits a nail or he hits a baby". Given that comparison, for every nail Moviebob has hit since 2015, he's hit about 499 babies.

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When Cannibal Women see Bobby, they'd all say "Guess not; I'm on a diet".

When cannibal women see Moviebob, they immediately--and permanently--become vegans.

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And yet, Internet video producers still consider Moviebob a positive addition to their operations. That fact of life disappoints and appalls me.

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The Netflix trannies' hissy fit was not really about a comic show! This website is free!
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I can't emphasize enough that employers should NEVER hire queers, and fire anyone the moment he or she turns queer.

Never mind that. I'd be more willing to fire someone the instant they devolve into a Moviebob.

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Peter Coffin continues to get on the nerves of Bobby and his Angels.
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Hasn't Moviebob been wanting to terminate those who are politically disobedient to his whims?

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I saw his review on Dune, [...] Robert is geeting worse on the cuts, cutting words mid pronunciation creating this weird flow, and while he was never a charisma powerhouse, Robert is getting duller with age, boring and predictable.

While I would never click on any of Bob's videos, I'm kinda curious about what it would sound like if you edited out every even-numbered syllable from them. Let's take for example his (in)famous "twenty-FUCKING-nineteen" screed:

Twen-FUCK-nine. I sup to on star by con-ing in-li ro de-ing sort bod I'd to load im-tal cious to. stead all on fuck rock, der how pla the "work class." ne for the lo who the ture EARNED pro their less ist.

It's dumb, no question, but it's still more intelligent that all his BS political Twitter opinions combined.

Also, he said this at the end of the video:

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George Carlin, comedian: "Comedy, traditionally, has picked on people in power."

Questionable selection on Moviebob's behalf, given Bob's far more likely to punch downward (rather, stomp his feet like an angry two-year-old) than ever punch up. Just look at how often he's genuflected to human filth like Hillary Clinton, AOC, and almost every other Democrat in public office.

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...I don't get how or why Carlin became the saint patron of fucking comedy [...] I just find weird that at one point of time, everybody just started worshipping this asshole as a argument to say what goes into comedy.

While I'm nowhere close to having seen/heard/read the entirety of George Carlin's works, I won't deny that he was a highly intelligent man. Case in point:

I looked at two whole pages of Carlin quotes and found these that I submit for immediate cancellation as they're full of alt-right pro-Trump dogwhistles:
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There is one substantial difference between George Carlin and Moviebob: One is worthy of being called a thinker because he's actually earned that designation; the other is a braindead, bigoted, belligerent, Bostonian blight named Bob.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

More MovieBob misinformation:


This interview that has been "disappeared" and "isn't available online" is available online at Playboy's website:

The 1990 Playboy Interview With Eddie Murphy

A candid conversation with comedian and box-office draw Eddie Murphy on rumors, race and his agenda

www.playboy.com

Literally the top search result for "playboy eddie murphy"

When will Congress regulate MovieBob tweets to prevent the spread of misinformation?