Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Krokodil Overdose]

Robert would simp for the "efficiency" of the Cardassian justice system.

For non Trek fans, in the Cardassian justice system you are presumed guilty and all trials are show trials with the purpose of having the "defendant" admit to their guilt. Executions are public displays where the family is forced to be present so their emotions can be enjoyed by the public.

Now that you mention it, isn't the MCU just "The Neverending Sacrifice" with more sky beams?

Bob really is a spoon head at heart.

EDIT: but Cardassian mysteries would be too hard for him.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Wow Bob loved an MCU film? I am utterly and truly shocked beyond all measure.

Has there been any MCU flicks that Bob didn't absolutely love?

The Spiderman movies, for the crime of not continuing Sam Raimis trilogy.

 

[Quixotic Man]

"HUGE philosophical and esoteric concepts" = ancient aliens apparently

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I'm not sure what this second tweet means since I'm pretty sure "Scott Free and Big Barda in the burbs" was not Kirby.

Bob is referring to Mister Miracle. But Kirby's Mister Miracle hardly had a focus on their home life, let alone a fascination with humans, other than being one of the more personable of the New Gods. Bob is thinking of versions of the character NOT written by Kirby. Most likely either Tom King's mopey run or the 80s Sitcom version.

The New Gods title written by Kirby that would fit what Bob is trying to claim would be the Forever People. Aka Kirby writes alien hippy gods and the comic that most people are not fans of.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

I love Ancient Aliens that show was fucking hilarious. But, I always liked the idea of Mr Miracle & Big Barda being these techno space gods that are just utterly enjoying what was basically middle class existence. It makes sense, as it was basically heaven for two people who grew up in a literal hell. Sure it wouldn't make for a great movie (probably, I'd love to be proven wrong), but I'd rather follow them than the eternals.

 

[RockVolnutt]

"HUGE philosophical and esoteric concepts" = ancient aliens apparently

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I'm not sure what this second tweet means since I'm pretty sure "Scott Free and Big Barda in the burbs" was not Kirby.

It's funny too because the "Eternals are ancient aliens" is a really bizarre MCU change. I do like the hilarity of Feige approving it for being obscure enough to change without backlash and wanting race/gender swaps. Making them not even human has funny implications.

 

[Red Hood]

Slight Star Trek autism: Troi explicitly tells Mark Twain (for those not familiar with Trek: yes, really), that everything good about their gay luxury space communist society came from the elimination of poverty.

Now you can argue that that makes no sense, that it completely misunderstands human nature, and also there are societies in Star Trek that have replicator access and still suck. But that was the official, in-universe explanation.

How this applies to Bob is left as an exercise for the reader.

That's the whole thing about the Star Trek future: the whole conceit is that they can live the way they do and explore the universe because they have replicator tech and have no scarcity. You can't jump right from a world of scarcity without that getting in the way.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

It's so amusing how Bob thinks dopey popcorn movies are smart because they reference real life pseudo-science.

Like how he was fawning over Godzilla: King of the Monsters for referencing hollow earth theory.

 

[Adamska]

It's so amusing how Bob thinks dopey popcorn movies are smart because they reference real life pseudo-science.

Like how he was fawning over Godzilla: King of the Monsters for referencing hollow earth theory.

He's very desperate to pretend he doesn't have an IQ near room temperature, and even more so in pretending these films meant for children and which are done in an assembly line are deep because it's one of the only forms of media he barely understands.

 

[TigerGoblin]

Robert would simp for the "efficiency" of the Cardassian justice system.

For non Trek fans, in the Cardassian justice system you are presumed guilty and all trials are show trials with the purpose of having the "defendant" admit to their guilt. Executions are public displays where the family is forced to be present so their emotions can be enjoyed by the public.

On the other hand, I cant see the Cardassians like Bob in any way. Say what you will about their society, but they highly regard efficency and being loyal. Those two properties are the antithesis to everything Cinema Roberto is.

Ancient aliens which actually like humanity. Isnt that the basic premise of Thor?
Seriously, where is this HUGE philosophical and esoteric concepts I was promised BOB?

 

[Adamska]

Ancient aliens which actually like humanity. Isnt that the basic premise of Thor?
Seriously, where is this HUGE philosophical and esoteric concepts I was promised BOB?

Yep. MCU already did it with Thor. Bob just didn't remember or care since he needed a reason to justify this turd and to pretend he isn't a ninny who hates reading unless there's a reward or Bing Bing Wahoo involved.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

Reminder for Chris and Robert Chipman: Your respective lives fucking suck. You both admit to struggling with depression and other emotional problems. One of you has children. While you’re busy trying to tell celebrities how to live, your lives are getting worse. Literally nothing bad could come of you both deleting the Twitter app from your phones.

Never trust those who want to change the world yet can't take care of their own lives, these two are great examples of this!

I'll gladly accept AOC's proposal when she resigns for storming the Capitol back in 2018.

She is the perfect candidate for Moviebob types, does fuckall but tweet clapbacks all day long, doesn't know what long term planning is, sows division and scoffs at the idea of cooperation, performative politics at their best, manbabies like Blobert fucking love this shit!

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Not surprised that Robert liked this big brain idea that there are only two types of people, people I like and MAGA:

On the other hand, I cant see the Cardassians like Bob in any way. Say what you will about their society, but they highly regard efficency and being loyal. Those two properties are the antithesis to everything Cinema Roberto is.

Bob would live on Earth (or Risa) while complaining about the Believers on Bajor standing in the way of progress.

 

[glib]

Slight Star Trek autism: Troi explicitly tells Mark Twain (for those not familiar with Trek: yes, really), that everything good about their gay luxury space communist society came from the elimination of poverty.

Now you can argue that that makes no sense, that it completely misunderstands human nature, and also there are societies in Star Trek that have replicator access and still suck. But that was the official, in-universe explanation.

How this applies to Bob is left as an exercise for the reader.

I think I made a post similar to this. One of the most irksome aspects of Star Trek fans who want the utopian future, is that they don't understand the cost of it.

First off, the entire setting is based on a peace created after the "Eugenics Wars"

This seems to be a recurring theme in Roddenberry's repertoire since a project called "Earth: Final Conflict" based on his notes describes a situation that is an inversion of "First Contact" with the Vulcans.

Interestingly enough, the "Taelons" whose enemies are the "Jaridians", are both descendants of the "Atavus". This is similar to many Star Trek plot lines including The Dominion, from Deep Space Nine, or the episode from TNG wherein we find out all aliens in the franchise that walk around upright like the Klingons, Vulcans, Humans, etc. are descended from a common ancestor.

Ironically, Roddenberry clearly did not believe that the fantasy utopia he wanted could come without a cost, and this wanton optimism towards the complex ideas he was actually forwarding through the creation of Star Trek and it's Federation is more of a dark warning than it is an optimistic view of the future.

Mike Stoklasa calls the original series of Star Trek "A horror series." The optimism of it comes from the outlook of those involved. The idea of an actual Enlightened person in Trek is someone who is able to move past petty grievances. Once again, as I've mentioned before, Bob is not one of these people.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I would still call a high-earning employee "working class", but the problem with Marxist view of class relationship is that not all members of the working class are created equal. Especially since late 20th century, the "working class" hardly share any life experiences, and there is no such thing as "class consciousness" that can be put to revolutionary ends.

Yeah. Like you said, there's no way that our troon Netflix employees and a bricklayer are going to have anything in common.

For once, this means Moviebob is technically right because Marx's view of social class (a small bourgeoisie who own the means of production and a large proleteriat who don't) doesn't work in today's society - is a troon at Netflix part of the proleteriat? Is Mr Singh, proprietor of Singh's Food and Wine, bourgeois? Despite the fact that the troon makes more than Mr Singh and works shorter hours?

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

I think I made a post similar to this. One of the most irksome aspects of Star Trek fans who want the utopian future, is that they don't understand the cost of it.

First off, the entire setting is based on a peace created after the "Eugenics Wars"
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This seems to be a recurring theme in Roddenberry's repertoire since a project called "Earth: Final Conflict" based on his notes describes a situation that is an inversion of "First Contact" with the Vulcans.
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Interestingly enough, the "Taelons" whose enemies are the "Jaridians", are both descendants of the "Atavus". This is similar to many Star Trek plot lines including The Dominion, from Deep Space Nine, or the episode from TNG wherein we find out all aliens in the franchise that walk around upright like the Klingons, Vulcans, Humans, etc. are descended from a common ancestor.

Ironically, Roddenberry clearly did not believe that the fantasy utopia he wanted could come without a cost, and this wanton optimism towards the complex ideas he was actually forwarding through the creation of Star Trek and it's Federation is more of a dark warning than it is an optimistic view of the future.

Mike Stoklasa calls the original series of Star Trek "A horror series." The optimism of it comes from the outlook of those involved. The idea of an actual Enlightened person in Trek is someone who is able to move past petty grievances. Once again, as I've mentioned before, Bob is not one of these people.

We'll be lucky if First Contact aliens aren't like the alien lizards in the original "V" miniseries or like the tripods from "War of the Worlds". Although an alien race could probably project its force better if it kidnapped and bred several humans to act as commissars. Why risk living on a planet you didn't evolve on when you can puppet a bunch of people who did? Another way to conquer the Earth would be to manipulate a faction of Earthlings to betray their fellows for wealth and power. This is basically how Genghis Khan conquered his empire - attack a village, kill its leadership, then promise the remaining villagers a share of the future loot if they join his army. For the average peasant, it was probably a better deal than the one they were getting under their old, aristocratically entrenched leadership.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

lmao wat

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

We'll be lucky if First Contact aliens aren't like the alien lizards in the original "V" miniseries or like the tripods from "War of the Worlds". Although an alien race could probably project its force better if it kidnapped and bred several humans to act as commissars. Why risk living on a planet you didn't evolve on when you can puppet a bunch of people who did? Another way to conquer the Earth would be to manipulate a faction of Earthlings to betray their fellows for wealth and power. This is basically how Genghis Khan conquered his empire - attack a village, kill its leadership, then promise the remaining villagers a share of the future loot if they join his army. For the average peasant, it was probably a better deal than the one they were getting under their old, aristocratically entrenched leadership.

One of the things that is prevalent inf all human history is that conquerors always striked at the leadership and kept the power structure. You keep the old police, you keep the old nobility, but you make them your buddies. The tactic of cutting off a monarch from any real power he might have by buying everyone around him has worked through all history and it's a very good tactic to avoid as much destruction and waste of resources a full blown war might entail.

Surprisingly enough, the Chinese perfected this art of wining without fighting

Edit: Lol at Bob saying "Hates because he fears". Bob knows it all too well because Bob fears what his tiny ignorant mind cannot understand. I hate because i know too well.

 

[UserAccess]

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lmao wat

If this weren't lies on top of lies, seasoned with ancho chile lies and served between two slices of whole wheat lies, this would explain a lot.

The singular likelihood I can filter from this bullshit is that Bob is like a middle-aged housewife dyeing her hair, getting an ugly ass tattoo, and bragging to her friends at work about that Billie Eilish concert. They're both terrified to age with grace and dignity so they wrap themselves in a younger generation's wallpaper. Human noses are really tuned to sniff out fraud, though. 4300 pages here are proof of that.

Turns out that wearing somebody else's generational clothing isn't much of an identity, if at all.

 

[The Valeyard]

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lmao wat

Bob is a “cranky man who rages at change to nostalgic bullshit”. Recent examples include his reaction to the cast for the animated Mario movie and the trailer for Matt Reeves’ The Batman.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

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lmao wat

You're already someone who hates because he fears, blobbo. You hate the MAGA obsoletes because you're afraid they took your superior future from you.