Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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bob entire modus operandus is trying to get his dick wet. the arkhane knowledge he has doesnt teach how to not be a sex pest creepo i guess?

 

[Foltest]

So Bob have willing given up happiness to become miserable? So did he achieve a higher learning, made a shitton of money or did something good for humainty?
No. He has wasted his entire life on being a coonsomer, being a shit film critic and having no IRL friends.Nobody want to be near him. He is a leaper towards other.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Rando: "This movie is going to make MCU stans even more obnoxious."
Bob: "Hello, I'm Bob and I'll be your MCU stan for the evening."

Man, he fails just by walking into the room.

It's his knowledge that's scaring bitches off that he'd otherwise need to beat off with a stick?

Oh, totally. I know that every single survey ever made has shown that women are desperate for an overweight financially-underperforming terminally-online corporation-worshipping middle-aged living-at-home deeply embittered "new media" pundit, they just don't want 'em too smart, y'know? After a passionate evening of receiving no stimulation because your paramour's gut blocks his manhood, with sexy talk like "We gotta keep it down, Mom's trying to sleep!", a woman just isn't ready for deep-thonking pillow talk. She just wants some quiet and dark so she can wallow in her life choices.

So Bob have willing given up happiness to become miserable? So did he achieve a higher learning, made a shitton of money or did something good for humainty?
No. He has wasted his entire life on being a coonsomer, being a shit film critic and having no IRL friends.Nobody want to be near him. He is a leaper towards other.

To put it in MCU terms perhaps even he could understand:
Everyone: "What did you get?"
Thanbob: "Nothing."
Everyone: "What did it cost?"
Thanbob: "Everything."

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Unrelated to anything, I noticed a new video in my "don't watch anymore but still keep an eye on" pile, and the title compelled me to take it in: "Mario Is a Brand, Not a Character" by former Moviebob cow orker Yahtzee. To sum it up: "Video game characters were never meant to be movie characters. The movie casting doesn't matter, we shouldn't act like it does. Mario has the character depth of a cereal box mascot. I am a lesser person for spending a day making this video about Mario and you are a lesser person for spending 5+ minutes watching it."

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Nobody here will be surprised but Robert, while in simp mode apparently, has officially come out for the elimination of freedom of speech/press:


Robert also says that in the SUPERIOR FUTURE there will be impoverished slaves to serve him:

 

[Boss Bass]

Moviebob says that the life he's chosen for himself as "cost [...] a lot in terms of happiness" and that "knowledge has a price". Suffice to say, Moviebob's sacrificing his happiness in hopes of gaining knowledge has yielded microscopically close to nothing in regards to returns on investment. View attachment 2668815

This has to be the worst MoobieBob quote right? Usually they make me chuckle or get a little annoyed, but this one is stunning.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Nobody here will be surprised but Robert, while in simp mode apparently, has officially come out for the elimination of freedom of speech/press:
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The view must be nice from your glass house, Robert.

This has to be the worst MoobieBob quote right? Usually they make me chuckle or get a little annoyed, but this one is stunning.

His monumental ego is the shield that protects his feelings from reality.

And speaking of Bob's ego, Marvel has made a character based on it: Ego the Living Planet.

 

[TopTierHealer]

Because Blobby lives everyday in a special hell. He's just smart enough to know how fucking stupid he is and thus he doesn't get the bliss the average idiot gets from ignorance. Probably why he hates everyone he doesn't get ignorant bliss or intelligence and hates the masses from having one or the other.

>smart to know how stupid he is

But you're right, even the average idiot (and I'm talking extended waranty buying, election-participating, tv-watching moron) knows that life is what it is and you take the little pleasures that you can. As babycakes put it in China IL, "Shit matters, even if my days don't amount to anything".

Bob is, again, displaying his DK syndrome: he thinks that the people that found a way to cope with life are just oblivious to how horrible everything is. Pretty much what every 13 year old goes through until they grow out of it.

 

[TigerGoblin]

That Cosmonaut guy made a video saying the Raimi Spiderman movies aren't that good, so Bob hates him by default if he knows about that.

In his "The Amazing Spider-Man" film reviews, he actually fixes that impression. Its apperant that he really likes the Sam Raimi movies but can recognize their failings as well.

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My God. Girth aside and the persistent risk of getting stuck like Pooh, how does he make it through the door with that gigantic cross on his back?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Robert still doesn’t realize that using emojis like this is just further signaling that he is pants-shitting stupid.

 

[JohnQAdams]

I can almost guarantee you the forbidden knowledge he believes he struggles with is the simple fact that the world isn't a very kind or nice place and it's not going to treat him well. You know, the kind of thing most people come to terms with in their late teens or early 20s. The only difference is that Bob is convinced that world is only an unkind place because enough evil people haven't been killed.

I mean, in a broader cosmic sense that's kind of correct, but Bob has no aspirations beyond the material.

His idea of a transcendent future is doing what he does now but in a robot body on the moon.

 

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Robert still doesn’t realize that using emojis like this is just further signaling that he is pants-shitting stupid.

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*insert bob hunched on his cellphone like a fucking retard on his sister wedding picture

 

[JayHarrison]

Nobody here will be surprised but Robert, while in simp mode apparently, has officially come out for the elimination of freedom of speech/press:
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Robert also says that in the SUPERIOR FUTURE there will be impoverished slaves to serve him:
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You know what? Fuck it. I'd mentioned that I had an image of Bob that also corresponded (related, maybe?) with Rod Serling's quote about the Obsolete Man. Welp, here it is:

If you're wondering why Bob's current Twitter avatar was chosen over his previous one (in which he wears shades in front of a clip-art level gradient), it gives off a smug, self-satisfied appearance to someone who (quite foolishly) considers himself a "superior", more "educated", more "informed", more "knowledgeable" entity than two-thirds of the U.S. population.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Nobody here will be surprised but Robert, while in simp mode apparently, has officially come out for the elimination of freedom of speech/press:
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Robert also says that in the SUPERIOR FUTURE there will be impoverished slaves to serve him:
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What is with Bob and thinking that people that don't agree with him and thinking they should be sentenced to menial labor?

Like in a hypothetical future society where all Chuds are fitted with chips that keep them from expressing political opinions, what makes Bob think they still wouldn't be qualified to be a fucking accountant? Gas station attendants have political opinions and get to vote too.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

It wouldn't be Robert's SUPERIOR FUTURE if there isn't a lower class for him to look down upon and demand serve him as punishment for their inferior genetics. If they don't want to serve they can be exterminated with the rest of the truly unfit.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Following up with more people I don't like aren't human with a mix of hippos can live in America with zero problems for them or the local ecology.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1453900414408081410

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: "Bring em here, we've got like …

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I thought the one retweet is him but it's some guy who's still an "abolitionist" which...good for him!
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So far Bob only has one and only one defender and he's not even really defending Bob.

You get his ass Owls!

 

[Boom Boss]

Because Blobby lives everyday in a special hell. He's just smart enough to know how fucking stupid he is

MovieBob thinks he's the smartest person on the planet, and tweets it constantly. There's no way he realizes he is the dumbest motherfucker on Earth.

 

[BlerdBjern]

At least Rick Sanchez is thin

Also he had sex with someone at some point, and had a family.

Something movieblob will never do.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Also he had sex with someone at some point, and had a family.

Something movieblob will never do.

Probably an unpopular opinion but I'm willing to go so far to believe that Bob may have gotten some pitty pussy at his short stint at college. I fully admit that there's no direct proof of that though I would like to submit that Bob is a retarded projectionist and I have no recollection of him ever calling someone a virgin. It's just some food for thought.

I would also like to say that even if he has stuck his wiener inside of an actual vagina I think we're long past the point, both in Bob's life and in the world at large, where that's anything worth being proud about. A dog can have sex. A dog can have sex with a white girl. Does Bob having such awful sex that it turned the girl gay make him more of a man? Even if were the bestest, eye rolling back into your skull, boning ever I'd argue no. My reasoning is because the purpose of sex is to make babies. Even lesser brother figured that out. At this rate Bob will not ever have children which means he doesn't have a future. It'd be kinda different if he had some sort of outreach or non-profit or someway to make an actual change not even in the world at large but just in Lynn but no. What he has is a dwindling youtube channel, growing rage, and the once a year autist and/or troon who @'s him on twitter saying "this one video changed how looked at consoomable media and now I super love consoomable media". That's not a legacy. That tranny isn't going to fly across the country to comfort Bob on his deathbed, hold his hand and say "yeah it was a lot of fun". That unironically makes me sad just typing that out.

I'm not suggesting that anyone stop calling Bob a virgin/with rage. I'm just saying that I personally don't think him being a virgin is the worst thing going for him.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

I mean, maybe its just me, but I always assumed the virgin thing was more Bob's attitude in general/how he acts when he sees a hot actress on twitter, not that he literally never had sex. I've known people who were virgins (later in life I mean) and they didn't act nearly this embarrassing (well most people don't) but Bob's behavior is so juvenile, that I don't think anyone would be surprised if he actually was.

I forget where I heard it, but I once heard someone say something to the effect of, "It's cool if you haven't gotten it in, but at least pretend that you have". Not in that you should act like a weirdo, but that you shouldn't act like some ultrathirsty spastic.

 

[ChampFantana]

I mean, maybe its just me, but I always assumed the virgin thing was more Bob's attitude in general/how he acts when he sees a hot actress on twitter, not that he literally never had sex. I've known people who were virgins (later in life I mean) and they didn't act nearly this embarrassing (well most people don't) but Bob's behavior is so juvenile, that I don't think anyone would be surprised if he actually was.

I forget where I heard it, but I once heard someone say something to the effect of, "It's cool if you haven't gotten it in, but at least pretend that you have". Not in that you should act like a weirdo, but that you shouldn't act like some ultrathirsty spastic.

Occam's Razor says that the simplest explanation is usually the correct one. Bob is a virgin and Chris Chan being locked up means he has no chance of ever losing his V card.

My hypothesis is that Bob seeming extra crazy and hateful lately is because his virginity is weighing on him. Nobody that has ever gotten laid has time to write a quarter million tweets.