Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Robert throws LGBT+ under the bus to protect Chris Pratt (and Garfield):
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Robert reads a headline, claims he CALLED IT even though the headline seemingly cannot be true if you look at a calendar:
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Also he did NOT call it:
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In searching these I found one he DID CALL but has never acknowledged:
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Joe Manchin is not up for re-election until 2024 when he will be 78. He's also always been a moderate like this, it's the only way for a Democrat to win in West Virginia now, something he's personally done six times in the last 21 years. Robert would rather have less Democrats in the Senate and the Republicans in control than have a big tent party that can win supermajorities again. (Or more likely, but he's just smart enough to know he can't be explicit about it, he just wants to take the right to vote away from a hundred million or more Americans.)
On some level, Bob suffers from a problem a LOT of Democrats have: they want power without having to actually do shit, especially if it means fulfilling a campaign promise at the expense of possibly losing their next election.

Getting rid of Manchin and running a doomed Progressive campaign in WV that will end with a Republican in charge is something they secretly WANT, since if they dont' have a majority in the Senate, they don't have to do ANYTHING but troll the GOP for six years while blaming them for everything/making pie in the sky promises to the public to give them a majority.

We only got Obamacare because Obama A. wanted to distract from the bailing out of Wall Street at the expense of everyone else, and B. Obama realized that health care reform was the silver bullet that brought down Hillary's campaign in the primaries via Edwards kamakazi attack on Hillary over the need for it and if he didn't bring it about, then the Democrats would be fucked because SOME sort of health care reform was still easier to do than unilaterally withdrawing from Afghanistan and Iraqu like the left wanted.

It's why I think the Democrats secretly WANT to lose both chambers of Congress in 2022 since then they can blame everything bad on the GOP and still dangle the football ala Lucy and Charlie Brown to keep Biden in the White House; with the bonus notion that rarely gets talked about, where the Democrats might be secretly WANTING Biden to be impeached in hopes that it does to him what it did to Clinton and Trump and radicalize the base and moderates to protect Biden.
 
Hey, that movie Bob despises is getting a second sequel.

Never saw these movies. I just want Bob to be annoyed by it.

Legitimately a piece of movie news that I am excited about. Love the first one to death and I really like All Saints Day despite the copy paste first half. But did Bob's opinion turn on the series? He said he liked it when he reviewed All Saints Day way back when.
I gotta say, Bob horny posting about this "nunsploitation" movie makes me want to fucking die. Maybe its because I have a relative or two who are nuns, but I cannot think of a less sexy profession.

Also, not only are Muslims a part of Moviebob's hated believers, a good chunk of them are pretty conservative. I worked for a company a few years back where a good chunk of the staff was Muslim. Like 40%, and pretty much all the ones I worked with were devout, holding prayer in our warehouse during lunch hours, and most were just your typical blue collar people. The people Bob desperately wants to kill off and replace with more thinkers like himself.
Bob only hates the kind of believers that he, in his tantrum prone mind, thinks are denying him what he deserves. Muslims are generally more devoted sorts, but they're not typically white and they're not the kinds of Christians blocking access to the spaceships of tomorrow, so he gives them a pass.
 
On some level, Bob suffers from a problem a LOT of Democrats have: they want power without having to actually do shit, especially if it means fulfilling a campaign promise at the expense of possibly losing their next election.

Getting rid of Manchin and running a doomed Progressive campaign in WV that will end with a Republican in charge is something they secretly WANT, since if they dont' have a majority in the Senate, they don't have to do ANYTHING but troll the GOP for six years while blaming them for everything/making pie in the sky promises to the public to give them a majority.

We only got Obamacare because Obama A. wanted to distract from the bailing out of Wall Street at the expense of everyone else, and B. Obama realized that health care reform was the silver bullet that brought down Hillary's campaign in the primaries via Edwards kamakazi attack on Hillary over the need for it and if he didn't bring it about, then the Democrats would be fucked because SOME sort of health care reform was still easier to do than unilaterally withdrawing from Afghanistan and Iraqu like the left wanted.

It's why I think the Democrats secretly WANT to lose both chambers of Congress in 2022 since then they can blame everything bad on the GOP and still dangle the football ala Lucy and Charlie Brown to keep Biden in the White House; with the bonus notion that rarely gets talked about, where the Democrats might be secretly WANTING Biden to be impeached in hopes that it does to him what it did to Clinton and Trump and radicalize the base and moderates to protect Biden.
None of that would surprise me, but man, I hope you're wrong.
 
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White trash parasites vs righteous fury Democrat VOTERS.
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Andrew Yang, Democrat-turned-independent mayoral candidate of NYC, defends Dave Chappelle. Bobby's Angel Bimbo Politics went batshit over him and his interviewer:
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Bobby, despite his self-professed ignorance, still knows more about foreign affairs (and thus morally better) than you.
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Stop worrying about your stone-age superstition and learn to love the jab!
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More about that movie:
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Critic of film critics = schoolyard bully:
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(The "child's book-report" style review.)

Bobby knows how plot structures work:
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You meanies are just picking on The Eternals!!!! No fair!!!!!
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More observations about Dune.
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Is anyone surprised that Bobby is excited to watch this?

More reheated Disney bullshit, this time featuring a fatso kid:
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Another person claims Sid in the Toy Story series is a frustrated creative.
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Gaying established comic characters is serious business, comparable to social welfare. How the two compare I have to leave it to Properly Evolved brains:
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Someone called Vonster gets to the heart of the matter about "representation" and "inclusion", and of course his idea doesn't go well with Bobby and his brainy cohorts:
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I doubt Shakespeare bent over backwards to be "inclusive" though.

Artsy lesbo nunsploitation:
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If Bobby were a Festival buff he'd have seen it already.

New Matrix:
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I'm not sure how hard it is to work with Bruce Willis. He seems to have lots of direct-to-videos.

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I believe that Verhoeven lesbian nun thing qualifies as a "Dob Chipman".
 
Regarding Marvel movies, and superhero media in general, it's so funny seeing him act like there is something sinister and wrong with getting tired of watching basically the same thing with slight variations over and over again for over a decade.
It really is the same type of story being repeated when you think about it.

Like, if you combed through a bunch of superhero shows and Disney movies, you can see they all follow a formula. Sure, there are variations like you said but nothing really all that differentiating.

The only movies that didn’t follow a formula were Captain America: Civil War and Infinity War.

These companies need to change it up in my opinion.
 
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Regarding Marvel movies, and superhero media in general, it's so funny seeing him act like there is something sinister and wrong with getting tired of watching basically the same thing with slight variations over and over again for over a decade.
I can't with this. Even I get sick of the same shit after watching it over and over again.

Sure, cult classics exist for a reason, but people get over the novelty fast after a time. What is with this butter ball and insisting that capeshit is still hot?
 
I'm not sure how hard it is to work with Bruce Willis. He seems to have lots of direct-to-videos.
He does have a lot of bad reputation, like signing deals with clauses of only 1 or 2 shooting days. Then you get movie where most of his scenes are shot from his back, due to them performed by his bald double.

He is the more talented, better grifter cousin of Steven Seagal. But he still has some talent when he tries. Which he almost never does.
 
White trash parasites vs righteous fury Democrat VOTERS.
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Not once can I ever say that Moviebob's anger has been righteous.



It could be worse for these 30,000 Shanghai Disneyland patrons: 29,000 of those patrons could have been aggressively toxic baizuo like Moviebob.



Andrew Yang, Democrat-turned-independent mayoral candidate of NYC, defends Dave Chappelle. Bobby's Angel Bimbo Politics went batshit over him and his interviewer:
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Yes, Moviebob knows funny... but not by design.



I'm not sure I'd pay $300 a ticket to watch Dave Chappelle on stage... but you couldn't pay me enough to sit in the same amphitheater as Moviebob.



The Republican Party may have changed for the worse in the time since Abraham Lincoln... but the Democratic Party has consistently been terrible.



Stop worrying about your stone-age superstition and learn to love the jab!
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It's unfortunate that Moviebob hasn't learned the hard way that he's an inherently repalceable commodity. The Escapist got realized Bob was wasily replaceable when he was let go both times.



Someone called Vonster gets to the heart of the matter about "representation" and "inclusion", and of course his idea doesn't go well with Bobby and his brainy cohorts:
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I doubt Shakespeare bent over backwards to be "inclusive" though.
1. I doubt Moviebob understands that not every movie has to serve a political agenda.

2. Moviebob is one of the stupidest entities I've ever known about. Not just on Twitter. Moviebob is one of the stupidest entities on earth, exclamation point!



Artsy lesbo nunsploitation:
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If Bobby were a Festival buff he'd have seen it already.
Rare moment of self-awareness from Moviebob when he calls himself a simple man. Problem is, none of his responses to the world are simple, nor do they make much sense.
 
Legitimately a piece of movie news that I am excited about. Love the first one to death and I really like All Saints Day despite the copy paste first half. But did Bob's opinion turn on the series? He said he liked it when he reviewed All Saints Day way back when.

He's made tweets where he said the Boondock Saints doesn't hold up at all. Probably because he thinks filmbros like it or something. That's why he hates everything else anyway.

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Looked up his tweets. Here's what he said.

"I would best describe "NOBODY" for a certain age/stripe of action fan as the movie you *wanted* to remember "BOONDOCK SAINTS" being until you watched it again as an adult and realized you had shitty taste in college"

"As a guy from Boston who was in college when BOONDOCK SAINTS came out, I sympathize with what class-reductionist leftists are "going through" with #JOKER and I want you to know I'm here for you with understanding and only *minimal* judgment when youre coming out the other side"
 
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Andrew Yang, Democrat-turned-independent mayoral candidate of NYC, defends Dave Chappelle. Bobby's Angel Bimbo Politics went batshit over him and his interviewer:
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Bobby, despite his self-professed ignorance, still knows more about foreign affairs (and thus morally better) than you.
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Stop worrying about your stone-age superstition and learn to love the jab!
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More about that movie:
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Critic of film critics = schoolyard bully:
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(The "child's book-report" style review.)

Bobby knows how plot structures work:
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You meanies are just picking on The Eternals!!!! No fair!!!!!
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More observations about Dune.
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Is anyone surprised that Bobby is excited to watch this?

More reheated Disney bullshit, this time featuring a fatso kid:
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Another person claims Sid in the Toy Story series is a frustrated creative.
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Gaying established comic characters is serious business, comparable to social welfare. How the two compare I have to leave it to Properly Evolved brains:
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Someone called Vonster gets to the heart of the matter about "representation" and "inclusion", and of course his idea doesn't go well with Bobby and his brainy cohorts:
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I doubt Shakespeare bent over backwards to be "inclusive" though.

Artsy lesbo nunsploitation:
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If Bobby were a Festival buff he'd have seen it already.

New Matrix:
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I'm not sure how hard it is to work with Bruce Willis. He seems to have lots of direct-to-videos.

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Confirming that the "child's book report" style review that Bob is stanning is indeed, sounding a lot like a goddamn 5th grader's book report. Of course, Bob thinks it's great because if he stans the bitch that wrote it, she might consent to touch his peepee. Or at least whisper sweet nothings in his DMs. :P
 
Hey, that movie Bob despises is getting a second sequel.

Never saw these movies. I just want Bob to be annoyed by it.

Well, that's a plottwist. Because I thought they sacked the 3rd movie after Reedus left the project, plus there have been some behind the scenes stuff involving the director being a tosser (then again, same guy who somehow managed to lose all the millions he made from the 1st movie)
 
Robert's going to put a fist through Richard D. Wolff's (PhD economist and Marxist) face for being a "cryptofascist"
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Confirming that the "child's book report" style review that Bob is stanning is indeed, sounding a lot like a goddamn 5th grader's book report. Of course, Bob thinks it's great because if he stans the bitch that wrote it, she might consent to touch his peepee. Or at least whisper sweet nothings in his DMs. :P
Married unfortunately, but a Disney fanatic:
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edit: yikes, she's a MAGA chud:
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New month, New avatar, New Game Overthinker episode breakdown.

Is anyone still covering the old Overthinker videos?
Yeah sorry to disappoint. I was bored with the retrospective and Moviebob, and decided to take a break. I like to riff on Bob as much as anyone else but I'm not much of a fan of Marvel, politics, or movies in general. So when Bobbo was going on thru his non-stop ETERNALS spiel and everybody on this thread was non-stop talking about it I thought it was a good time to check out early to do something else.

I'm back though, and in this episode, Bobert Chipman laments that Little Big Planet did poorly on its opening month of sales and says that it was doomed to fail on the PS3.

Skip. I've told you everything you need to know that Bob says in the above sentence. Bob's cries are nothing more than a ignorant, cynical prediction as Little Big Planet became a popular long running franchise and Media Molecule gets favorable treatment from Sony to this very day. Also his mic is still super shitty.

Not much funny to be salvaged in this episode, except maybe this clip of Bob explaining Sturgeon's Law:





PREAMBLE
-LITTLE BIG PLANET! x4 HYPE HYPE HYPEx4
-LBP is a sales disappointment in it's first month
-Maybe it'll pick up, maybe not.
-The Twin Evils of the Jockocracy and the Golden Oldies caused this
-They don't like or buy these games like us REAL GAMERS
-Which is why Bob says is bad logic (so IDK why he even brought it up in the first fucking place.)
-Ultimately, Bob questions WHY LBG GET NOT SALES?

PART 1
-Bob explains Sturgeon's Law
-Then says this Law is true for Video Games
-At least when you think this way you wont be disappointed

PART 2
-Bob wonders why LBG isn't a big hit despite all the hype
-Maybe due to competition with other big releases?
-Maybe the game is actually crap?
-Idk Bob doesn't have a PS3 so all he can do is speculate.
-But bob has finally come up with an answer: LBP was too niche and had no audience.

PART 3
-Once upon a time, game consoles had variety and didn't specialize in any one genre.
-This variety stops at the distinction of Western-only & Japanese-only games and their respective, specific audiences.
-For example the XBOX 360 sold like shit in Japan
-Probably because the 360 is a FPS machine and Japanese don't play FPS games
-5:15 MovieBob suggests Nintendo to make a Mario Paintball game

PART 4
-Bob declares that the 7th generation of video game consoles have become too specialized for their own good.
-Each one caters to a specific audience that has no real overlap between them
-And the small minority of mechanically diverse games like LBP that aren't multi-platform are screwed in that regard.
-Nintendo couldn't do the online play and HD textures
-Sony doesn't have the built-in audience to play and sustain this kind of online game
-And Microsoft would've just called the game GAY

PART 5
-This specialization of consoles so far has been making bank
-and therefore wont stop for the foreseeable future
-DS so far is the only platform with a diverse library and audience

Conclusion
-Bob for some reason makes an open letter for game developers and pleads not to give up on TRUE GAMERS™
-TRUE GAMERS™ are loyal and will still buy games
-TRUE GAMERS™ are better for the health of the industry so please game devs please!
-Don't leave us in the dust all just to chase that elusive and huge casual audience!

and then bob concludes his video with one last jizz fest from bob talking about CAPCOM VS TATSUNOKO, this is like the third time he's talked about his game.

This episode just sucks. Next episode is a NEW YEARS wishlist.
 
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Some wag called Dean Obeidallah called the GOP "a Fascist movement".
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Racism is serious business, that can be whistled away by a mere "they ain't talking about me".
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If what the kids' CRT-tainted teachers taught were really not about the kids, why was the teacher teaching them?

Bimbo Politics really doesn't like Joe Manchin:
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I thought the jabs protect leftists?

Esoteric theology:
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More ado about comic-book "representations". Bobby thinks secular morality (at least SJWism in particular) is derived from science and logic.
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Bobby is willing to sell his nephew and niece to defend Chris Pratt:
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Another take-that for Film Twitter.
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No idea:
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"Let's Go Brandon!", refering to a Southwest Airline pilot's anti-Biden flight announcement, is trending:
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Bobby is especially mad that such an obsolete, ignorant subhuman can learn and get a job flying a plane, while he himself, a coastal elite loaded with esoteric knowledge, rots in a waterlogged basement:
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Protesters are protesters except when the Dems call them "terrorists".
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MAGA trash are not our "ACTUAL poor", and Luke shares his PhD take:
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Finally, Joe Biden continues to be suffering from dementia:
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A candidate of an Iowan school board wants to notify the parents of children who borrowed gay porn from the school library. Yes, school library stocks gay porn. See the thumbnail.
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Bobby takes an interest in his brother's favorite Angel:
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Pre-troon pictures:
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Non Polish people should retweet the shit about this to their reps, urging them to be more like Poland.


The Wim Wenders comparison again. Not gonna lie, if The Eternals has good music like a Wenders's film I'll go and see it, and donate $100 to Mermaids UK.
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While Bobby compares The Eternals to Wenders and Fassbinder, Chris continues to insist that it is closer to Synder:
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Cholé Zhao, as if there weren't woman who directed MCU shit before.
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"I travelled the world living among the people. I saw people fight and lie and kill... but then I also saw people laugh and love and create and dream... This planet, and this people, have changed me."
I have a feeling that the "philosophy" explored in The Eternals is as esoteric as a Hallmark Holiday Special (video)
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Someone is reading too much into an old creature feature -- and for a change this was not Bobby:
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(Video, 11 minutes.)

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Yet his Patreon earnings remains static:
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I think what annoys me most about Bob is that he Never. Changes. His. Jokes!

It's just the same 3 over and over again:
1) Eugenics style denial about someone's humanity / general mocking of other's intelligence.
2) Comparison of how one thing is like the other thing.
3) A quote or allusion to a movie/tv/comic book plot. This is the ONLY time he might get close to an actual joke sometimes.

Dammit Bobby just... just TRY being a bit more creative once in awhile.
 
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