Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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Bob really wants to get this 'Thinker vs Believer' thing going.

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Education sure as hell didn't anything for you eh blobbo?

 

[Positron]

GOP's Youngkin won Virginia governor election, to the surprise of no one. Guess who Bobby blames on?



I thought Gilbert Gottfried is problematic?

 

[Boston Brand]

Can I just say its amazing watching him melt down over the GOP sweeps last night?

Dear god the GOP needs to pull his tweets for attack ads at this point.

"Wanna make this jackass foam at the mouth? Vote Republican!"

 

[Adamska]

It wasn't just the two state elections. This was an entire night rejecting the SUPERIOR FUTURE. Both states are supposedly 21st Century America (voted for Obama, Clinton and Biden) and yet White Trash America just ran them to effectively 50/50 ties something Robert was denying was true about the country literally like a week ago. In the mayoral elections, all 21st Century America cities, moderate Democrats beat the progressives/socialists in Buffalo, Seattle, Minneapolis and New York City, a Republican won in Miami, the Defund The Police proposition in Minneapolis lost. The ONLY place a progressive won was in Robert's backyard, Boston. And it's his third favorite Wu after Naomi and Brianna, someone he's only tweeted about once and didn't even mention tonight while crying over Virginia.

Bob is a crayon eating special needs person who thinks the end of history, which I call "marx's afterbirth" due to how it's basically the same "REEE FUCK YOU HEGEL" bullshit Marx thought when his utopia kicked off, will always happen. This is because he thinks life is like TV, because his white trash worthy to be gassed by his own logic family didn't raise him, they let the TV do it.

Bob having been raised and educated Catholic absolutely SHOULD know better about Original Sin (but he doesn't, of course he doesn't, he's a smoothbrained crayon-eating, paste-consooming, blue curtain analyzing exceptional individual). The fact he can't even pick up on the incorrectness and oversimplification of the bullshit he retweeted there speaks volumes - not to mention the absolutely positively exceptional expectation that Christians unquestioningly accept CRT "original sin" as true and with open arms because they're familiar with the Christian understanding of "original sin". The fact that he can't see CRT as a commie grift intended specifically to destabilize and demoralize the population and tear it apart so that someday some latter-day Bolshevik can put him up against a wall for being a useless idiot, also speaks to his dearth of functioning grey matter.

As in, did Bob ever actually comprehend salvation? Personally, I don't think he did, and neither does the r-tard he retweeted (though who knows about that other person and what religious information they had). You'd have to be completely fucking clueless about how Original Sin and forgiveness and salvation work, to think that the CRT version of "original sin" is 1) Valid and 2) exactly the same as that found in Christianity - or, heaven forbid, the "correct"/more 'scientific' version of it. Bob doesn't understand forgiveness in its entirety, and he probably should have paid more attention when the priest/nuns/whoever brought up the parable of the Unforgiving Servant. Bob refuses to forgive the nameless faceless "worthless troglodytes" who "stole the Soopeeryah Fyootchah" that he "earned". So therefore he thinks it's perfectly ok to have Unforgivable Sins that exist because of What a Person Is, which is like the very Jim Crow-ish stuff that spawned the civil rights movement in the first place, where peeo'sees were barred from things simply based on what they looked like.

But, if Bob and his ilk didn't have double standards, hell, they wouldn't have any standards at all.

Bob never cared because Mario was his Prophet the moment he had this thought at the age of 5 "It was like a cartoon show I could control".

Only reason he went to a private religious school was because his parents hated darkies and spics. Nothing more complex than that, and I don't get the catholicposting that focuses on this tbh.

It'd be like using Ismaili doctrine to explain why L. Ron Hubbard preached about Aliens. Bob from the moment he was a kid found his religion and it was Nintendo, specifically the belief that the Mushroom Kingdom is his utopia, Mario his guide and fortune, and science the means to do it when imagination and belief failed to find that warp pipe there.

 

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1- Bob totally knows who Lily Cade Is the sex pest retard.
2- he would totally go tranny killer yo get His Dick wet

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Robert thinks a woman of color doesn't exist:


Robert predicts "L*ly C*de", a 36 year old lesbian, will be a "tradwife mommy blogger" within a year:

 

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Personally i hope Bob Is dead in a year

 

[Adamska]

Robert thinks a woman of color doesn't exist:
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Bob, tantruming and screaming because reality didn't perform the correct move you'd see on TV where his bad guy loses, tries to use humor to make up for the tard tantrums.

He again shows that the Chipman clan hate negroes too.

Robert predicts "L*ly C*de", a 36 year old lesbian, will be a "tradwife mommy blogger" within a year:
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Bob is angy she doesn't show her nudes that he can jiggle his fat rolls to.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

I do think that banning me like you suggest here is a bit of an overreaction. The Resetera type. But you do you.

No, I don't wanna ban you at all. I was just retelling what happened to that guy. You haven't done anything nearly as disruptive as he did.

You're not MovieBobing up the thread with massive rants or anything, just stating fairly reasonable opinions I don't necessarily agree with. You're cool.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Don't threaten Bob with a good time or actual content that he could grow his channel on. Work is for MAGA chuds after all.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1455876324761931782

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: "Oh f***ing hell, people... PLE…

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Then don't talk about it. Maybe try to talk about what you like or what interests you Bob, assuming anything does anymore. You're so low energy and non committal. The Pixels review shot up because it was high energy and your passion came through vividly. That's why when you tried to do the same angry, vulgar, rage thing in the next review nobody cared because it was forced and fake and we could all tell it.

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For those of you not autistic enough to know, as the otaku jock (a totally legit jock who wrote a 29,035 character dissertation on the Pokémon season one gym fights) said ISWV stands for I Stand With Vic. tl;dr, the voice actor Vic Mignogna was accused of inappropriate touching shortly after the Dragon Ball Z Super: Broly came out, was hard cancelled from everything but a number of cons, allegations turned out to be total and purposefully bullshit, and his fans rose such a stink that it now has it's own board called Weeb Wars. Bob so far has stayed away from direct interaction with it. I have a memory of him retweeting the stoner who voiced Rei in the initial run of NGE and she was bashing Vic but I have no idea where to even look for it. I don't think this will be the big culture war that some think it will be. High Guardian Spice is a shitty cal-art show that's been in development hell for years. The real problem with the show is not that it's made by a bunch of yucky girls, like the fake girl at the bottom says. The problem is that Crunchyroll said they were gonna take subscription money and fund better services and original anime for their viewers. What those poor bastards got was worse service and lesbian Steven Universe but I repeat myself. If I remember right from the EZPZ video there was a lot of pseudo nepotism involved. People don't like being scammed, even more so when the product is shit.

I hope he is pressured into getting involved. It'll be fun watching him flail about as he tries to learn and research on the fly. If he doesn't, he'll just continue to talk about dead capeshit and will get more salty as his fan base shrinks. Either way we should have a nice winter harvest.

 

[Flexo]

at climate change

What does climate change have to do with original sin when the climate was changing before humans existed?

The problem is that Crunchyroll said they were gonna take subscription money and fund better services and original anime for their viewers. What those poor bastards got was worse service and lesbian Steven Universe but I repeat myself. If I remember right from the EZPZ video there was a lot of pseudo nepotism involved. People don't like being scammed, even more so when the product is shit.

You are correct. Though I think it had the same nepotism involved as every other western animation show does. (That is whoever the producer is sleeping with at the time.)

 

[Positron]

Personally i hope Bob Is dead in a year

You want to end his suffering so soon?

Robert predicts "L*ly C*de", a 36 year old lesbian, will be a "tradwife mommy blogger" within a year:

Bob Chipman thinks sexual orientation can change and lesbians can be converted to straightness if only they found Chad Thundercock. Very progressive.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

GOP's Youngkin won Virginia governor election, to the surprise of no one. Guess who Bobby blames on?
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These fuckers snicker about people who don't know what CRT is and then start talking about anti-racism?

What's the one sure thing you can say about a white person who dedicates their life to being anti-racist? That accord to the creed, they are now and will always be a fucking racist, and the best they can do is try and limit the damage suffered by the holy POCs.

Or is that some other anti-racism you fags are fans of?

 

[Smithfield Ham]

If Bob enters into the anime community to try to debate the merits of High Guardian Spice with gigantic textwalls and rambling diatribes about the soup-ear-eeyore footure, the proper response from weebs and otakus would be to making pig and cow noises, and shout things like "FATTY FAT FAT" and "HEART ATTACK! HEART ATTACK!" over and over until he runs away crying.

That's how people got rid of him back in middle school.

 

[Adamska]

Then don't talk about it. Maybe try to talk about what you like or what interests you Bob, assuming anything does anymore. You're so low energy and non committal. The Pixels review shot up because it was high energy and your passion came through vividly. That's why when you tried to do the same angry, vulgar, rage thing in the next review nobody cared because it was forced and fake and we could all tell it.

But you don't understand: the Dread Diabeeto, Master of the Frictionless Mind HAS to pretend he's educated in ALL TOPICS, no matter how peripheral and how little he actually cares about it. It's the only way to hide how retarded and insecure about being retarded he is.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Imagine paying money to an anime service, and instead of using that money to get more anime, they fund a western cartoon whose only selling point was "made by women."

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Imagine paying money to an anime service, and instead of using that money to get more anime, they fund a western cartoon whose only selling point was "made by women."

Yeah it's really fucking dumb and bad, but it has one redeeming quality: a hot demon mommy succubus character.

Of course, all the characters are named after spices, and the demon lady isn't the one named Rosemary. Which means they missed a perfect opportunity for a subtle Rosemary's Baby reference, so it's shit.

 

[BubbleButt]

Imagine paying money to an anime service, and instead of using that money to get more anime, they fund a western cartoon whose only selling point was "made by women."

Women are capable of making decent entertainment products. High guardian spice, however, is not one of them

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

The real problem with the show is not that it's made by a bunch of yucky girls, like the fake girl at the bottom says. The problem is that Crunchyroll said they were gonna take subscription money and fund better services and original anime for their viewers. What those poor bastards got was worse service and lesbian Steven Universe but I repeat myself. If I remember right from the EZPZ video there was a lot of pseudo nepotism involved. People don't like being scammed, even more so when the product is shit.

Imagine paying money to an anime service, and instead of using that money to get more anime, they fund a western cartoon whose only selling point was "made by women."

I said this before and I’ll say it again. Why are these women so obsessed with preteen/teenage protagonists?

Excuse me if I say spergy and MATI here, guys, but this obsession these people have with teenage/preteen characters is just disgusting to me. I could understand if they were writing to help disabled or unfortunate kids but we all know they’re not helping anyone. These are all self-insert wish fulfillment, power fantasies and propaganda.

I understand a teenager or a child doing this but these are grown-ass men and women who are obsessed with reliving their childhoods as fictional characters. And for what? It won’t change the past or make them happy.

It just boggles me the more I see it.

 

[Mola Ram]

Of course, all the characters are named after spices, and the demon lady isn't the one named Rosemary. Which means they missed a perfect opportunity for a subtle Rosemary's Baby reference, so it's shit.

More specifically, they're named after the spices in "Scarborough Fair," the old ballad made famous again by Simon & Garfunkel: Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, and Thyme.

Why? Who knows. Because it's wacky, I guess.