Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Disingenuous faggots like Bob will scream from the rooftops about our body count using faggots like Byuu as an example but will remain silent over people who actually have killed themselves after facing actual harassment campaigns. Is it because they were part of that mob? I'd say no as I believe they simply don't care and I think that's far more vile.

It's one of the reasons Bob's constant dehumanization of people he hates is so off-putting. It's a first step to hurting or even killing them. I genuinely believe Bob is so hateful and borderline sociopathic that certain people killing themselves really would not bother him, and might even bring him some trace of bitter joy.

(Also, @Ralph Barnhardt, I can't reply or quote reply your post. Weird.)
 
It's one of the reasons Bob's constant dehumanization of people he hates is so off-putting. It's a first step to hurting or even killing them. I genuinely believe Bob is so hateful and borderline sociopathic that certain people killing themselves really would not bother him, and might even bring him some trace of bitter joy.

(Also, @Ralph Barnhardt, I can't reply or quote reply your post. Weird.)
There's been some kind of bug since I think the Byuu stuff where if the post you're trying to quote is over a certain character count you can't directly quote any of it. I think that also includes anything that that person has quoted too.
 
This screenshot is concentrated Bob: kiddie cartoon, Disney bootlicking, and a sideway swipe at DC:
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>"realistic" Batman sucks

I dunno, Bob. The fact the Nolan trilogy made billions, was nominated for and won Oscars and is still largely regarded as the smartest (and certainly most cinematic) comic book adaptation of all time would suggest otherwise.

If only Christian Bale had punched a giant purple space man at the end, maybe then they'd meet your lofty standards.
 
I swear, every time Bobo is shit-talking about Batman, it's like watching a lil' kid angrily stomp his feet while yelling "BATMAN SUX!!! BATMAN IS DUMB POOPY HEAD!!! MUH MCU ISH BETTAH!!!!"

Why is Batman the one thing in the world that he thinks should be stupid?

Stupid is the enemy of the smart and forward thinking every other time with him.
 
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Mostly just boring marvel tweets, but this one made me laugh.
Robert CONSTANTLY drags others’ families into his tweets. Don’t dish it out if you can’t take it, bitch.
Obviously, Moviebob has forgotten the Golden Rule: Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. If Bob sees attacking the families of people he loathes as an acceptable tactic, then his family qualifies as fair game for collateral damage at a bare minimum.



Also, Robert really is stupid:
Obvious statement is obvious.

ADDENDUM: This also goes under "[Moviebob] is really stupid":
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I have questions:

Did Bob even watch the video? Did Bob not notice that this is a family of twelve? Did Bob not see this family buying cereal? Did Bob even take note that that this family was actually making their own meals instead of that 3,500-calorie "small McDonald's meal"? Could it have occurred to Bob that this family uses milk as an ingredient in baked goods? Does Bob ever research pricing data around the nation*? And why the ever loving FUCK is it a bad thing for cow's milk to cost as little as $2.00 per gallon?

Stupid Moviebob is REALLY FUCKING STUPID!

*Living in SoCal, a store-brand gallon of milk at Wal-Mart used to go for about $2.25 within the past two years; the same product now costs about $2.75.
 
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You do not need charisma and people skills to become a real estate mogul. You need capital, good credit, solid strategic thinking, and high risk tolerance. Investment isn’t some kind of courtesan arrangement.

Upon rereading these tweets, I think they're less about making any kind of point about Jeremy Renner and more about Bob bragging about being at San Diego Comic Con (where, if memory serves, he had to beg off a panel due to "exhaustion" -- insert your favorite real reason for it here).
 
Why is Batman the one thing in the world that he thinks should be stupid?

Stupid is the enemy of the smart and forward thinking every other time with him.
Because to him only Adam West or the Superfriends takes counts due to mentally challenged and dishonest reasons. These reasons are literally just nostalgia, but he won't admit it.

It's also because serious batman has deaths, blood, and those are scary to this genuine emotional and mental retard.
 
Upon rereading these tweets, I think they're less about making any kind of point about Jeremy Renner and more about Bob bragging about being at San Diego Comic Con (where, if memory serves, he had to beg off a panel due to "exhaustion" -- insert your favorite real reason for it here).
Wasn’t it confirmed by others in attendance that he drank himself into a stupor the night before? I imagine it takes a lot of Dutch courage for Robert to leave the basement and be around people.
 
Welp, that's an open invitation if I ever saw one.

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Robert’s mother wishes she had a son who left the basement as much as Christine did prior to her incarceration. Lynn County Library workers, please flag any full body massage and elder care books being checked out by Robert Chipman.
 
So it is the tired "civilization plants the seed of its own destruction" canard, but in a comic-book and somewhat deist form. And if the Eternals' task is to feed the Egg, then they are working towards mankind's destruction, which renders their protective mission against the Deviants moot?
More like, "what if humanity are the cows for space farmers?"

Which could be an interesting idea* but nobody ever really wants to think about. After all, cattle get all the food, sex, and Healthcare they need...

*I mean from a phase 4 perspective you could do an arc where the avengers learn of this egg and then have to spend half a dozen movies where an eternal is introduced as a villain and they either have to defeat them or convince them to go against their mission. It's at least a ready-made structure you can then have each hero movie fill out in their own way. Then the big "endgame" film is the payoff to save earth.

Obviously, Moviebob has forgotten the Golden Rule: Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. If Bob sees attacking the families of people he loathes as an acceptable tactic, then his family qualifies as fair game for collateral damage at a bare minimum.




Obvious statement is obvious.

ADDENDUM: This also goes under "[Moviebob] is really stupid":
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I have questions:

Did Bob even watch the video? Did Bob not notice that this is a family of twelve? Did Bob not see this family buying cereal? Did Bob even take note that that this family was actually making their own meals instead of that 3,500-calorie "small McDonald's meal"? Could it have occurred to Bob that this family uses milk as an ingredient in baked goods? Does Bob ever research pricing data around the nation*? And why the ever loving FUCK is it a bad thing for cow's milk to cost as little as $2.00 per gallon?

Stupid Moviebob is REALLY FUCKING STUPID!

*Living in SoCal, a store-brand gallon of milk at Wal-Mart used to go for about $2.25 within the past two years; the same product now costs about $2.75.
There was a period of time under Trump you could get milk in my area for under a dollar.
 
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I'm sure Bob will have opinions on this.

I know I engage in comedic hyperbole from time to time but my jaw was flat against my chest from the fifteen second mark on. At one minute and 15 seconds is the Vietnam line. I cannot believe that this script was NOT written by someone who knows of Bob. There can't be two people out there retarded enough to compare Nintendo with Vietnam. Bob should sue for royalties. This is Chuck Wepner and Sylvester Stallone all over again.
 
Not only is anime "super problematic", manga are somehow outselling marvel comics which is absolutely unforgivable for MCU soy golems. How DARE they be more popular than timeline reboot 47 but gayer
So bob is scared of big ol anime tibbies i wonder has bob ever seethed about manga sales and how popular it with the 30 and under crowd?, that would be kind of funny.
 
I'm sure Bob will have opinions on this.

My soul tried to escape its body after watching this, since idiots will force this thing into success.
It looks like cynical nostalgia bait trash, but I have to admit "this is our Vietnam" made me snort, not least because I have to wonder if there's a Bobologist behind the scenes.
I get the feeling the protagonist might be based a bit on Bob. The trailers does show how pathetic this is kinda so maybe.
 
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Mostly just boring marvel tweets, but this one made me laugh.
Good fucking grief.

Man, Bob's exhibit #1 about how his family doesn't raise exceptional zero comprehension kids is immediately disproven in the fact that he (and his exceptional dogshit takes) exists and is as stupid and lacking in self-awareness and introspection capability as he has repeatedly demonstrated that he is. Never mind Chippa's kids, but I know for a FACT that autism can and does interfere with comprehension. Now, to what level exactly, is different for everybody. But it does. That is fact. Bob denying that right out of the starting gate, is incredibly exceptional. Also, comprehension abilities are based in intelligence and ability to learn. It's a separate thing from being taught anything. The reason anyone could be taught anything, is their level of innate comprehension ability. Now, with an autist, there are things you can do to enhance their ability to comprehend, but that can only go so far. But, bottom line, you CANNOT simply "raise" a kid to have more, or less, comprehension skills.

Now, having said that, I think dude shoulda taken a different angle, asking Bob how he'd feel if some Christian Fundamentalists insisted that teachers teach some Christian thing like Young Earth Creationism in school, and some rogue teacher is caught teaching it to the niece and nephew, and the teacher, and a Governor-candidate say, "Fuck off, parents shouldn't tell teachers what to teach". Maybe Bob's reaction mighta been different, but you never know, especially now that he's shown he's super duper touchy about it.

BUT.

The fact that bob reacted the way he reacted to the question that was presented, betrays his thoughts on the issue. He wants to believe that his niece and nephew are Soopeeryah (the closest thing he'll ever have to kids of his own after all) and wouldn't be taken in by the idea that they should 41% themselves over being white (whether it was taught them that they are Evil for Being White, or whether they somehow 'misunderstood' it like Bob seems to think other, more stupid and comprehensionless kids obviously must be). But deep down, he knows that at least the niece, y'know the obviously autistic one, may actually have some troubles with comprehension right fucking now, which would make Bob insecure about his Chipman DNA, and how either of those kids would react to those teachings.

And also, yeah, Bob's extremely foolish to be playing Bahstuhn Tough Guy over this. He can block people all he wants all day long like Andrew Dobson, but at the end of the day if it gets out that mentioning the Chippa's kids, even in an allegorical question to get Bob to FUCKING THINK (rather than in any real malicious intent; after all Bob doesn't CARE about random mayoghouls' kids but he DOES care about his niece and nephew, hence why dude asked such a hitting-close-to-home question) about the bullshit he's saying just makes Bob mad (and he shuts down and refuses to think even though he calls himself a "Thinker", lol - if he's such a fucking Thinker why can't he think about the question he was asked, instead of lashing out immediately as if the guy asking the question just stomped the niece and nephew into paste), a bunch of :epik: are going to do just that. Idiot never learned from getting bullied. Displaying your weakness to the Internet for all to see, is only asking for more. And all this proves, is that bob doesn't fucking THINK, like, at all. He only feels. Even more than a Thinker or Believer, Bob's a Feeler. (And with his anger issues, duh). It's like he's allergic to cognitive processes. (Also, being a "Feeler" puts him closer to being a Believer than a Thinker, lol)

The reaction to the question about his niece and nephew also proves, "You can lead a MovieBob to logic, but you can't make him think."

Bob also doesn't seem to realize that a lot of these kids who are asking their parents if they're ebbil for being white are coming from DEMOCRAT households. That's why the damn governor of Virginia isn't Terry McClinton right now.
 
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I am going to quote something from Bob I overlooked earlier:



That is one fucking sentence. 157 words, 8 bolded words, 4 parenthesis asides, 2 ellipsis, 1 punctuation mark.

Its copy pasted from the review script, so apparently Bob writes his scripts as giant run on sentences.
Translated into non-retard:

"For decades, the Disney/Marvel alliance and their billion-dollar filmmaking formula have been extremely successful, but can it work when adapting a property like The Eternals?"

Exact same fucking message, but with all the fat cut out. Jesus Christ, Bob. Nobody needs to hear you prattle off the names of Marvel and Disney executives. I feel like I'm reading Chris Chan write about the dimensional merge and then list off the billion fucking cartoon characters he likes.
 
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