Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I did a bit of digging on perpetual Bob hanger-on LibraryLass, proud autistic, disabled trans woman of color who also manages to be a Jew. Otherwise known as Rachel Leyba.
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He seems to lack the Jewish IQ and knack for business, as he spent a month working without a paycheck for a scam firm in New Mexico. Currently, his sole employment is as a Reddit janitor of a few Star Trek subreddits, and of course /r/StevenUniverseNSFW. His affinity for Bob may be because he looks like a version of Bob that trooned out in 2013.

Spoiler: The most lovely of all of Bobby's Angels

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And of course, what is a Reddit tranny jannie interested in?
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Bro this is some grade A work. Thank you for this find. I've added some of this information to his Cast of Characters spot and linked your post so anyone who looks can see it.

Rep. Clay Higgins: "They don't expect you to comply with their commands until the end of covid; they expect you to comply with their commands until the end of time."

I like his "Cowboy Preacher cosplay".

Bob claims to own a gun, a hand gun, and has time after time after time shown he knows nothing about firearms nor the people who have them in droves. To paraphrase Texas, come and take them.

Brandon is still going strong:

White trash know and care about cars; Bobby see cars as a refuge to play Nintendo until his whole family are asleep.

Anybody remember Bubba Wallace and how well that worked out for NASCAR? I don't remember which angel it was but one of them was soooooooo gonna support NASCAR after they came to Bubba's aid when he found a spooky scary noose hanging from the rope used to pull down the garage door OH NO!

Those pesky Christofascists again! And I don't realize there has been so many "insurrections" in America recently.

I don't know much about the "Posterity Gospel", but even if such mindset existed, it was 100 years and several big wars past. Any of its lingering influences cannot be a mainstream American Protestant ethos.

The prosperity doctrine or gospel or whatever you wanna call it was NOT about consooming. To get this out of the way, yes there have been bastards that have bastardized it and said bastards should be called out and will one day shall get theirs. The point of the prosperity gospel, just for ease of saying, was that you cannot be free if you are drowning in debt. The borrower is slave to the lender. Any fellow Boblogists who are reading this and have the same stance that Bob has on sky daddies, though without the bizarre derision, hatred and smugness, ignore the Bible sounding words and put this into the prospective of your own life:

You wanna do X but cannot do X because you owe Y amount of money to company Z. Let's say you just wanna go out for a night on the town but you owe a whole bunch of credit card debt. If you budgeted right you might be able to or maybe your credit cards are maxed so it's not even possible. Let's say you're a far better person than Bob and you wanna give back to the community by helping out a soup kitchen or food bank but you're swimming in student loans. You can't very well help out if you're working all the time.

That's the point of prosperity. It's not this

It's so that you are free to live your life and not have to worry about "Do I pay my tithe or have food this week?" And how does Bob describe it? Consooming. It's almost too perfect.

While I'm on the subject of sky daddies, I feel like this was just glossed over.

Bobby is very clear that not every churchgoer is a Believer -- and I believe him.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1456927370393366531

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: "Which is why I said "Believer"…

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For some reason Lass liked this.

Robert Chipman, the Great Lapsed Pope Diabeeto, the Lord of Lynn, who mocks Christians directly and anyone who believes in some god with his derisive talk of sky daddy/daddies is somehow not an atheist. No one ever asked because no ever questioned your stance due to YOUR OWN WORDS. This was so bizarre that I had to do a quick search.

https://twitter.com/search?q=atheist%20(from%3Athe_moviebob)&src=typed_query&f=live

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1420770411176935432

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: "Who said I was an atheist? I'm…

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what he was replying to

and the problem of no one believing Bob is succiently wrapped up by Bob's only quote tweet

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/476967963976015872

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: "I'm NOT an atheist. Religion i…

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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1167088517677232128

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: "...so wait is this just the "T…

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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/176070895692025856

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: "I'm VERY sympathetic to the op…

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Tangent: This shit right here reminds me of this ancient liberal atheist guy who went by the handle of Cult of Dusty. He never got that big but he did make a video, that he took down for reasons that will become clear soon, about how atheists are oppressed and will be ran out of town for being atheist because they are, according to some poll, "the most hated group in America". And then it dawned on him at one minute and fifty-two seconds into the video, "atheists are the new niggers"

It makes me burst out laughing every time I watch it.

So why does Bob, who has nothing but utter contempt for those who believe in God, say he's not an atheist? I postulate two reasons:

1. He first states that he's not an atheist on June 12, 2014 and seems to have garnered a slight disdain for atheists in general and for bananas up the ass TJ Kirk in particular. You may notice that the date is right at the beginning of a certain autistic maelstrom that certain retards are still trying to convince us is relevant. I imagine that that's not a coincidence but my lazy search provides no further proof of that.
   
   https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/477744612933898240
   

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2. He's just fucking autistic. I give up and am now aboard the tism train.
   
   https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/483703764470071296
   

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"I don't need to join some stupid club where people say very obvious things like there is no God"

Am I wrong? I've been puzzling over these technically three sentences for five minutes trying to figure out ANY other interpretation. Bob do you see how people continually think that you're an atheist? It's because you are one but you autistically refuse to give yourself that label because you somehow think that such a thing is beneath your big brain, never mind that according to this you agree with them.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

I'll break it down. Bob is agnostic but thinks "colored people religion" is OK but white Christianity isn't - Because it's full of trucker caps and people who actually go outside and do things... This is kind of the same as black people's religions but less zealous, but Bob has never seen or interacted with anyone slightly dark, so he doesn't know this. Jews are OK to Bob because they make movies and have TV shows he can talk about with his other shut-in online Twitter repeaters.

Basically, Bob just hates white people and rural stereotypes. This is strange to be honest because Bob has the body of a morbidly obese southern gentleman and the work ethic of someone suffering from extreme hookworm.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I guess "Believers" is actually a nuanced insult.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

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One day his mouth is going to write a check it can't cash in RL and some dude is going to put this nigga in a naked choke slam. I can just see it now - Bob is sitting at some Red Robin grabbing a shitty beer and four burgers or something and starts mouthing off when a Trump commercial comes on the TV, lol. The moment will be great because he will be like "Uh, look, angry large man. Um - I'm not mad at you, I'm just mad at THE CHRISTIAN RIGHT so - " before getting glassed.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Bob either subscribes to some namby pamby Universalist idea of God, where God just agrees with him on everything, or is waiting for the Dimensional Merge.

Either way, if you could get him to write three paragraphs on his beliefs, it would probably be the most retarded thing you ever read.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Bob either subscribes to some namby pamby Universalist idea of God, where God just agrees with him on everything, or is waiting for the Dimensional Merge.

Either way, if you could get him to write three paragraphs on his beliefs, it would probably be the most exceptional thing you ever read.

I couldn't think of the name but you reminded me, Robert's probably something dumb like a Unitarian Universalist.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Bob denying he's an atheist is the dumbest shit, it's clear he only doesn't associate with atheism due to the controversial people in it especially where he complained atheism is dumb for basically saying that "Water is wet" which is clear he doesn't believe in god. He can't be agnostic since agnostic people believe in a god, just not organized religion.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bob either subscribes to some namby pamby Universalist idea of God, where God just agrees with him on everything, or is waiting for the Dimensional Merge.

Either way, if you could get him to write three paragraphs on his beliefs, it would probably be the most exceptional thing you ever read.

I couldn't think of the name but you reminded me, Robert's probably something dumb like a Unitarian Universalist.

In that little search I did he had this to say about atheists and Unitarian's finding common ground

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/176075570600345600

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: "@RvLeshrac Atheists who are pr…

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This is so old and wonky that I have no idea what exactly this is in reply to. It is twenty minutes after his oppressed atheists tweet so I believe they're connected. It's the only time that he's even mentioned it.

What last one was him sperging when Scorsese said he didn't like Marvel movies. It's a real shocker I know.

In my little search I did find this where he espouses on the Pope and getting into heaven.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/337885127986266113

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: "The new Pope says non-Catholic…

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Make of that what you will, assuming there's anything to get out of it. Can any fish eaters in the gallery confirm that this is the Pope's position? Please note the date is May of 2013 if that makes a difference.

 

[Adamska]

Bob's faith is essentially the following tenets, though he's too stupid to state these and they're the result of kneejerk instinct:

1. Reality is permeable and alterable by the human will
2. Narcissistic Solipsism, I AM and ONLY I MATTER
3. I AM and those who oppose me must NOT BE
4. Satanic Statements 3, 4, 5, 6 guide life
5. Satanic Sin 1 is the highest fault
6. Nintendo Shows the Gate, Mario IS the Gate
7. Shigeru Miyamoto is the Swineherd that leads to the Gate
8. the Gate leads to Paradise
9. Paradise is the Mushroom Kingdom
10. Bob is the Prophet, the one destined to enter it
11. Transhumanism is the path to changing reality, the method to enter the gate

He's basically a tech cargo cultist who wants to dimensionally live forever in the Mushroom Kingdom, his promised land shown to him via the "Cartoon that you Control". He was a part of a LeVayan or Esoteric Atheist group that believed that reality was permeable, and in Bob's case, he uses technology as the way to his heaven.

Basically, he's just a Chris that uses science to force the Merge instead of magic and faith. He adopted this when he realized there was no warp pipe there; Yoshi's Island closed the Gate, and he must make one himself. If he adopts a Christian guise, then it means fuck all, because this is what he truly desires and he puts no thought into any of it.

 

[Elwin Ransom]

@Ralph Barnhardt
Thank you!

Spoiler: More stuff

If anyone more motivated or capable than me wants to do a full doxx, here's the full picture I found:
Rachel Leyba, born December 4, 1990. Apparently wanted to be a girl from the age of 11 but transitioned in 2010. Link
Wasn't able to find a deadname, he seems to have thoroughly nuked his pre-troon stuff.
No, you will never pass, aspiring horror movie extra.
From and resides in Albuquerque, New Mexico. Aside from his reddit and twitter accounts, other social media archives

• Blogger profile (archive). Chuckled at the "FEMALE" in all capitals.
• Disqus (this thing is a nightmare to navigate) (archive) Some people are twitter addicts, our boy has made, on average, thirty comments a day on Disqus for eight years.
• Chess.com profile (archive) which shares the screen name (Niwuff) of his old AOL profile.
• Email address off his twitter (probably) and blogspot is new1improved1ty@gmail.com which led me to an ancient GameFAQs post (archive)that confirms a possible former screen name is Tlabreborn.
• "GF" is Lily Tina, aka Lily Bones.
• Also the proud recipient of a permaban from RPG.net (link). I don't have an account so I'm not sure the ban reason.

The name on his chess profile is "Rachel Tyson" which combined with his current email makes me think a possible deadname/former last name might be Tyson, though it'd be odd for a troon to reference their deadname in anything at all.
Last but not least:
With "GF" at Disneyland.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Yes, I've said before that I believe Bob doesn't lean into his atheism harder because he's painfully aware of the "fedora atheist" stereotype.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I can't exactly remember the details but:
1) A kid whose dad was an atheist asked the Pope whether her dad was in Heaven
2) The Pope said yes.

Depending on what you believe this is Francis talking about something he knows nothing about, Francis trying to change the Catholic teaching that extra Ecclesiam nulla salus (only Catholics can go to Heaven) or Francis assuming the father repented before he died. Draw your own conclusions.

 

[UserAccess]

Bob's take on his atheism sure is... something.

If you're voluntarily burying one dick in the rear end while sucking off another one, your insistence of being straight doesn't really matter.

Why he's fighting the atheist tag? Can't remotely say. Just looking at him gives you the impression of a loudmouth, judgmental atheist douche.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Bob either subscribes to some namby pamby Universalist idea of God, where God just agrees with him on everything, or is waiting for the Dimensional Merge.

Either way, if you could get him to write three paragraphs on his beliefs, it would probably be the most exceptional thing you ever read.

Didn't that one dude who was on that podcast and claimed to know Bob from years ago say that Bob was part of some weird group who thought people could create their own afterlife or some nonsense like that?

 

[A Very Big Fish]

I'll point out that the "atheist" that goes to heaven in Narnia, isn't an atheist. He's a character called Emeth who is part of a group that are basically fantasy-Islam. Their god Tash is technically real, but not a god, more like some weird eldritch monster that is ruining creation. Regardless Lion-Jesus/Aslan when speaking to Emeth basically says that Aslan had taken the service Emeth did for good for himself, because Aslan was good, regardless that Emeth intended it for Tash and that Emeth's faith was toward Aslan even though Emeth didn't know it.

The logic here is that Emeth is a good and faithful man who worshipped Tash because he believed Tash was what Aslan is, which is why as Narnia ends, Emeth is welcomed into Aslan's country/heaven.

It's not some soft universalism, characters are damned at the end of the Narnia books, left in the ruins of what was once Narnia. However Aslan chooses to save someone who was only misguided because of where they were born, rather than any innate character flaws. If Emeth had been a psychotic who wished to cleanse Narnia of the Believers, Aslan probably would have left him to rot.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Regardless Lion-Jesus/Aslan when speaking to Emeth basically says that Aslan had taken the service Emeth did for good for himself, because Aslan was good, regardless that Emeth intended it for Tash and that Emeth's faith was toward Aslan even though Emeth didn't know it.

This is basically the Catholic teaching on virtuous pagans.

If someone lives a moral life and dies without knowing about the Catholic Church or having any way of knowing about it (the fancy term for this is "invincible ignorance) that person is believed to go to Heaven (or Limbo, which is very similar to Heaven). This is why you'll find some people that make icons of Greek philosophers like Socrates - they died and lived good lives even though they weren't Christians.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Fun fact which of course Robert doesn't know or mention, but for a period of time it was a running gag that both companies were fiction in each other. So in DC's universe they had Marvel comics, and in Marvel's universe, they had DC comics.

Time to pull out my smoking pipe and play professor. Barry Allen was revealed to be a fan of Jay Garrick's adventures in Flash Comics in Showcase #4 at the very start of the Silver Age so National Periodical/DC Comics existed as a business entity on Earth-One. He later hypothesized that Gardner Fox's subconscious tapped into Jay's adventures Earth-Two as dreams, which stopped in 1949--the same year the title ended IRL However, this was rarely a plot point until Grant Morrison's Multiversity where the adventures of heroes from one Earth were chronicled as comic books. Earth-8 was the home of DC's version of Marvel Comics, which were known in other parts of the multiverse as "Major Comics".

(NOTE: the depopulated Earth-7 is DC's version of the Ultimate Marvel universe.)

As for Marvel Comics existing in the Marvel Universe, Bob's not wrong, but I believe that @Flexo is mistaken in asserting that DC Comics ever existed there. None of the Avengers recognized the Justice League during the JLAvengers crossover as Hawkeye called them "Squadron Supreme wannabes". It would have been a gas if a hypothetical AC Comics published a Squadron Supreme title inspired by the Earth-712 version in 616 or the MCU.

 

[Mola Ram]

I'll point out that the "atheist" that goes to heaven in Narnia, isn't an atheist. He's a character called Emeth who is part of a group that are basically fantasy-Islam. Their god Tash is technically real, but not a god, more like some weird eldritch monster that is ruining creation. Regardless Lion-Jesus/Aslan when speaking to Emeth basically says that Aslan had taken the service Emeth did for good for himself, because Aslan was good, regardless that Emeth intended it for Tash and that Emeth's faith was toward Aslan even though Emeth didn't know it.

The logic here is that Emeth is a good and faithful man who worshipped Tash because he believed Tash was what Aslan is, which is why as Narnia ends, Emeth is welcomed into Aslan's country/heaven.

It's not some soft universalism, characters are damned at the end of the Narnia books, left in the ruins of what was once Narnia. However Aslan chooses to save someone who was only misguided because of where they were born, rather than any innate character flaws. If Emeth had been a psychotic who wished to cleanse Narnia of the Believers, Aslan probably would have left him to rot.

Do not cite the Superior Future to me, Friendo! I was there when it was written.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

One day his mouth is going to write a check it can't cash in RL and some dude is going to put this nigga in a naked choke slam.

I was just going to post that the reason Robert spends most of his time tweeting in the basement is that he’s too much of a pussy to speak to people IRL like he does online. I guarantee he’s never so much as taken on a curt tone with someone. Twitter allows him to LARP as a tough guy. He’d get his dick knocked in the dirt daily if he pulled this shit IRL.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Yes, I've said before that I believe Bob doesn't lean into his atheism harder because he's painfully aware of the "fedora atheist" stereotype.

Yep, and he likes to use it as an insult to mock others. For a while he loved calling others "neck beards".

Didn't that one dude who was on that podcast and claimed to know Bob from years ago say that Bob was part of some weird group who thought people could create their own afterlife or some nonsense like that?

Kind of, they believed that they had the power to bring fictional characters to life and cheat death because they had a "full understanding" of the world around them. And according to that guy, when he was part of the group, Bob was actually one of the more sane ones. Oh how time has changed.