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Bob is going full "I have lots of sex guys" on twitter again and going on about replenishing his bodily fluids. Again.
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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JMS also wrote for The Real Ghostbusters. I don't think Bob's ever done a real deep dive of the minutia of things like Transformers (he only knows they give him Dopamine Hits), He-man, etc. Things like the writers and who they are and what they did, or the things like the old outtake recordings of voice actors (Transformers, with voice director Wally Burr - RIP - giving directions to the voice actors), or even the scripts and storyboards. While Bob is a Transformers fan, his seems to be surface level Dopamine Hit type, not one for a deeper appreciation of the lore. This is in contrast to the obvious deep dives he's done around Bing Bing Wahoo because that is about far more than the ultimate Dopamine Hit - it's his literal religion.
"Religion is the Dopamine Hit of the Masses" - Bob, probably.
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great minds, etc. etc.
I missed this earlier but it's funny that Robert is calling someone who just got two six figure deals to post his shit on other people's websites a "craven has-been" while pretending that he's not.
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This is absolutely, 100%, dead certain what Bob imagines a relationship with a girl of this sort would be.
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That is so smart, Bob. You are such a thinker. Wait, I can do the same:No idea.
When the chyron says:
"I'm an overthinker, let's talk about movies"
But the casting and set designers heard:
The ending of "I have no mouth and I must scream" happens "Behind the green door"
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Y'know what's funny about Bobert shitting on Desmond Doss (I think that he's referring to Hacksaw Ridge)? Not only did Desmond pull off the crazy stuff he does in the movie, they omitted other events, because Desmond's real life sounds like God was playing favorites. Literally a soldier from Japan had Desmond in his sights multiple times and every single time, it jammed.
Bob isn't fit to kiss the dust on Doss' boots.
Bob isn't fit to kiss the dust on Doss' boots.
Rei is shit
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The best part of this isn't how Robert reveals his inceldom through wanting an insane gf. Its how he misses that the real issue is the guy recognizing that his gf is way more into him then he is into her.
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Bob's concept of romance derives from a toxic brew of 1980s romcoms and hardcore porn.
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This is what annoys me about Bob. He types these long ass posts trying to sound smart, and none of it makes sense.
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Being here for a while I found that I can't get mad about his seething takes. All his hypocritical moralistic stances and seething with rage over people living in rural areas or not having the political stances he admires and all his genocide fantasies and rage do not make me even sllightly upset. I see him as this enraged red blob seething in the basement knowing that the world will never bow down to his takes and it makes me laugh. It's pathetic. He is mock wotrthy, not anger worthy.
The only times I do feel tinge of anger over Cinema Roberto is always when he tries to joke. His jokes are not just unfunny, they always show that inside that pathetic red blob of underthinking mess lies this horrible dark and vicious man which sees almost as personal insult anyone or anything capable of compassion that he will never have. His jokes are the only thing that makes me go "Fuck you, Bob. I hope you SUFFER"
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"I have a deep, abiding respect for Japanese culture," he says, right before he recites a bunch of smarmy insults about Japan he memorized off of the MSM.
Most* of Bob's self-fellating "intelligence" is just his ability to repeat talking points he learned from the media. That is just really fucking blatant when he proudly repeats the bullshit they used to try and shame and scare Japan into making the same mistakes as Europe. I know there are worse examples out there, but this one is particularly disgusting to me.
*: The rest is nerd shit.
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When you are a normal non retarded inbred white trash waste of air you CAN be picky bobo. hell you would fuck the tranny that the shitta is after if he gave you the time of the day
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All the talk about Eternals & Synder suddenly takes on a new dimension when someone... (that is, an ACTUAL popular YouTuber) points out Eternals is really just Justice League.
(also points to Ryan who manages to really deliver a review of the film in about as brief a way as you can - thus demonstrating his wit)
(also points to Ryan who manages to really deliver a review of the film in about as brief a way as you can - thus demonstrating his wit)
Exactly, 110% this. The term "legend" may get thrown around a lot but Doss is one of those you read about and you're like, "this man, he is a legend. He belongs among the best of our nation." To try and put it in terms Bob can understand, imagine he saw someone describe Mario 3 as "that one Sega game where you run really fast and chase after the red guy."
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Normal men have an instinct "don't stick your dick in crazy". The girl is showing suspicious behavior. Bobby is so starved of intimacy, so haunted by Hollywood's phantasm of "quirky, sexy girls", that such an instinct has worn off.
I'd say a prayer for the boy that his girlfriend is just in a phase, or the break up is going to be brutal.
Indeed the guy is considering a break up.
He must not break up with her when she is in the "hot" phase; she can easily turn demoness and makes his life hell, or commits suicide and leaves the boy a life of guilt and disrepute. What he should do at this juncture is to set boundaries: tell her that some behavior are simply unacceptable (Kids these days abuse the word "uncomfortable" to the extent that they forgot stronger words exist). Tell her that her poetry is bad and that you're irritated by it. In the meantime he should encourage her to have a reality check on him -- he is not as divine as she imagined. Divert her attention to other things.
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A buddy just showed me of a clip of Mauler on a livestream hearing that Bob gave The Eternals an 8/10 and Mauler just bursts out laughing.
Gotta say, agreed.
Gotta say, agreed.
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My favorite part of Bob. Hates dudebro jock types, but won't hesitate to whip out the locker room talk. Might I add, most of the teenagers at their fittest and surrounded by rebellious teenage girls with hormones cranked up so high that they have to divert power from shields and life support were full of shit. But that Bob though, he's the one that delivers the goods.
I'm curious, folks. Those of you with a lady by your side, could you show them a picture of Bob? No context, just show a picture of the man. We know he's fat and ugly, so that's working against him. What I'd like your ladies to chime in about is what kind of person he'd have to be to overcome that and actually be a person they'd give a chance.
I'd really like to know if ANY of their input lines up with the actual man featured in this thread. You know, the one that crushes mad puss.
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Incel Bob never misses the chance to insult a woman for her looks when he can get away with it. Gotta love the human thumb always calling people "things".
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Actually they didn’t become animated toy commercials until Reagan’s deregulation loosened the broadcast rules. Prior to that the tv shoes could not be connected to the toys. GI Joe was the first to get around the regulations by technically being an advertisement for the Marvel Comic book. Which was not forbidden by regulation. But right after that the regulations collapsed entirely. The 70’s sucked because cartoons were in a downward bidding war for who could make them the cheapest. The networks had to run children’s programming in their weekly Saturday morning dead zones. But they fought to spend less and less on doing so. In 1982 when the regulation fell and the toy companies stepped in, the animation and writing quality went up substantially because money was finally being injected into the system.
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There was no regulation, there was an industry code (that didn't actually require most of this that you and Robert are claiming) and the Carter administration was the one to challenge it because it was literally being used to create a cartel.
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The NAB was an industry standards group that largely was there to keep the FCC at bay. The FCC had clear regulations and regulatory including limiting commercials to 16 minutes/hour, with that dropping to 12 minutes per hour during children’s programming blocks. The actual requirements regarding the content of those commercials gets murkier as the FCC had the parents “protect the children” group ACT pushing them hard to limit any advertising to kids. The FCC in turn strong armed NAB into setting standards for advertising to kids. There was regulatory action taken against Romper Room in the 60’s for advertising toys, the famous Romper Stompers, during the show. After that NAB mostly did it themselves much like the MPAA does. All of this was unwound in May 1981 by Mark Fowler, Reagan’s new FCC chair, who removed all of the limits on advertising, letting free market forces rule. For good or ill. The Carter administration had nothing to do with it.
The irony in all of this, is so much of Bob’s beloved childhood (which he has never completely left) was formed and came about exclusively due to the policies of Ronald Reagan. The perfect symetry is so delicious. The things Bob loves most can only exist under the policies of those he hates most.
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