Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

I can't put my finger on why, Bob just oozes the energy of a guy who sits way too close to you on a bus with plenty of empty seats and won't shut the fuck up.

Part of it is that we got a glimpse into what Bob fantasizes about: some mix of "theatre lifer" and manic pixie dream girl. No doubt the result of consooming far too many hours of Hollywood idealized romances concerning quirky nerd girls (with big tits) and whatever depraved porn he watches in his off hours. You know he wants a girl who'll be totally into movies, video games, and capeshit, but will also be willing to sit at his feet and adoringly massage his belly flab as he instructs her on the finer points of such esoterica.

But what's really disturbing was that Gatorade crack. Because for all his allegedly progressive thinking, for all his pretension to being "a person that matters," for all his respect of the wammen, in Bob's fantasies the best thing a woman can be is a fucking semen receptacle.

 

[make_it_so]

Aha, you think you're so clever, but Robert has anticipated your little nonsense and already addressed this. You simply remove the right to vote from people who would vote Republican. If people want to vote, they can vote for Democrats. And you throw all Republicans in Gitmo. Then you eliminate the filibuster and Electoral College (both of which apply to the House and Governorship of Virginia for some reason) and problem solved forever. Forever. SUPERIOR FUTURE INCOMING!

Bob unironically believes this.

Obsolete film critic who has never contributed to technological progress, as well as actively makes society worse, bitches about Tucker Carlson's masculinity.
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If Tucker's masculinity can be measured in in inches, Moviebob's can only be measued if you can find a microscope capable of 10^(100^(1,000^10,000) magnification.

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Hey, look! Moviebob ix expressing yet another violent fantasy against a political opponent who actually does what modern "journalists" don't!
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Never mind Moviebob's disdain for Project Vertias' james O'Keefe, but that "falling piano" barb sounds to me like encouraging someone to deal grievous bodily harm, which looks to me like a blatant TOS violation.

Ah, a classic Bob two for one:

Bob the diabetic, childless, 40-year old retard that "reviews" bottom-tier media calls people more influential, successful, and actually have a family/future "obsolete."
Bob unapologetically speaks in favor of a fascist police state.

Same shit he's said a million times before. The Blob is consistent, if nothing else.

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob unironically believes this.

He really does. One of the most jaw-dropping things he said recently was that the Virginia and New Jersey elections don't mean anything. That was beyond even the stonebrained stupidity I've come to expect from him. It's worse than stupid; it's sheer, blatant denial. The Genius Without Portfolio waves off the idea of bellwether elections, trending politics, obvious and clear political movements if not actual realignment, and decrees we must go full speed ahead on all the strategies that manifestly failed. And I think you're right: he really does believe that at some point the filthy mayonnaise ghouls will be disenfranchised or outright eliminated.

 

[Creep3r]

Disney simply loves losing:
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Oh goody, the Feige movie is turning out to be as big of a mess as I predicted and Bob is fully embracing failure-ridden decisions as a sign of success. Then again, embracing failure is all this fat fuck has ever done.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Oh goody, the Feige movie is turning out to be as big of a mess as I predicted and Bob is fully embracing failure-ridden decisions as a sign of success. Then again, embracing failure is all this fat fuck has ever done.

It's just him bringing up his galaxy brain take that he thinks Star Wars will be retroactively made part of the MCU. Not based on anything beyond him thinking the MCU's a dumping ground for every IP Disney owns despite many reasons why this is a dumb train of thought.

 

[Steelatlas]

Technology is making service and retail jobs obsolete. Manufacturing in the US got hammered by low tech cheap labor in China and Mexico not by technology.

 

[Flexo]

It's just him bringing up his galaxy brain take that he thinks Star Wars will be retroactively made part of the MCU. Not based on anything beyond him thinking the MCU's a dumping ground for every IP Disney owns despite many reasons why this is a dumb train of thought.

I think it's more about the indie director wunderkind getting star wars work. I think awhile back he had some obtuse statement about how Feige was going to bring over all of his director darlings to save Star Wars.

 

[Keryrus]

I can't put my finger on why, Bob just oozes the energy of a guy who sits way too close to you on a bus with plenty of empty seats and won't shut the fuck up.

Bob's the type of guy to use the urinal directly next to you when there are others open

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Paging @The Gangster Computer. Your worst nightmare may come true.



This video?

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It was this one. Timestamp for the Bob comment was 41:30 ish.

 

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i dont know what of bob retarded fantasies are more laughable
bob the red american male who bench presses and is a marskman
bob the sex haver

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

I'm of two minds about that. Kids ought to grow out of the "reward-punishment" morality: they should be good out of an internalized moral code (such as the Golden Rule), not just because someone might otherwise disapprove. But then, we are talking about clown world, where parents are negligent, teachers are powerless, and kids grow up egotists. It will benefit such kids (and society) if they are brought up believing that they are constantly being watched.

I agree.

Kids need to grow out of the reward-punishment idea, and learn how to do the right thing because it’s the right thing and not because they’ll get something out of it.

Hollywood idealized romances concerning quirky nerd girls (with big tits)

I hate those films, they’re so superficial.

Why are a lot quirky nerds girls are so shallow? I’m speaking from personal experience.

 

[TigerGoblin]

Happy one anniversary to the moment Bobby found out the truth.

If we are on this matter, since I wasnt here when this entire thing blew up. I saw some of Bob's angels trying to pass the narrative that Lindsey Ellis posted an apology to Bob. Now, I cast huge doubt about it, but does anyone here know what they refer as "an apology"?

Why are a lot quirky nerds girls are so shallow? I’m speaking from personal experience.

My guess is that is the same with many nerd boys. They try to replace their personality with just "affinity to hobbies" and their worldview to only defined by very narrow field they like. Instead of enriching and diversifying their worldview by the art and hobbies they like, they try to replace their original thought with the hobby/art artifical one.

 

[Mola Ram]

If we are on this matter, since I wasnt here when this entire thing blew up. I saw some of Bob's angels trying to pass the narrative that Lindsey Ellis posted an apology to Bob. Now, I cast huge doubt about it, but does anyone here know what they refer as "an apology"?

She did, in her "I got cancelled" video. It was fairly hedging, and more about regret for giving the Wrong Sort Of People ammunition to use against someone who's nominally on her side, but it was enough to make Bob happy.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

My guess is that is the same with many nerd boys. They try to replace their personality with just "affinity to hobbies" and their worldview to only defined by very narrow field they like. Instead of enriching and diversifying their worldview by the art and hobbies they like, they try to replace their original thought with the hobby/art artifical one.

That makes a LOT of sense.

I always noticed that their interest in certain hobbies like writing or art is only skin deep. Like, you said they’re replacing their lack of qualities with hobbies.

That’s really pathetic when you think about it.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I'm of two minds about that. Kids ought to grow out of the "reward-punishment" morality: they should be good out of an internalized moral code (such as the Golden Rule), not just because someone might otherwise disapprove. But then, we are talking about clown world, where parents are negligent, teachers are powerless, and kids grow up egotists. It will benefit such kids (and society) if they are brought up believing that they are constantly being watched.

I genuinely think Elf on the Shelf developed as a way to secularise religious morality.

For all atheists like to say that "you're only being good because you don't want to go to Hell", if a society's based off a religion's morality then people tend to follow that religion's rules. If you take away the threat of punishment, there's no need to follow those rules - and we as a society have massively removed religion from the public sphere, so to stop society descending into an Objectivist dystopia where people only ever do stuff out of self interest, we take Christian morality and attach some vague punishment ("The Elf might see you nicking chocolate digestives out the biscuit tin!") to it.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Technology is making service and retail jobs obsolete. Manufacturing in the US got hammered by low tech cheap labor in China and Mexico not by technology.

This is something a lot of people will not be ablet o understand. If big companies have the choice between investing into R&D and getting cheaper production through innovation or getting slave labour, they will choose the second. The main drive of today's companies is "do what others do, but cheaper". And when it comes to do it cheaper, if there is a way already invented that gets the job done, people will go for the thing that already exists rather than inventing a new one. There is a reason Boston Dynamics was ditched by the army on their contract to make robot dogs: an alternative exists that is cheaper and works better than what they offer.

Also, since Lindsay Ellis shit came back, i'll post this thing too. It always makes me smile.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

https://mobile.twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1458504730901090309

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Bob, consoomer in chief, opines on acting.

https://mobile.twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1458481927393062921

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and his own reply to that tweet

I don't know if any of my fellow Bobologists have been following this trial but it has been a literal shit show. I have no idea if Kyle will walk because, at this point, it's still up to a jury. He 100% should but juries are weird creatures. I hope he does, not just because he's innocent but because I want the group of retarded revolutionaries and internet tough guys like Bob to finally chimp out, fuck around, and subsequently find out.

 

[Red Hood]

I agree.

Kids need to grow out of the reward-punishment idea, and learn how to do the right thing because it’s the right thing and not because they’ll get something out of it.


I hate those films, they’re so superficial.

Why are a lot quirky nerds girls are so shallow? I’m speaking from personal experience.

Because basing your personality on lolsorandom humor and pop culture fandom works fine if you're creating a web show like Homestarrunner. But no one actually wants to date Modestly Hot Girl Homsar.

"Fandom and random" to coin a phrase is not a replacement for an actual personality.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Obsolete film critic who has never contributed to technological progress, as well as actively makes society worse, bitches about Tucker Carlson's masculinity.
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If Tucker's masculinity can be measured in in inches, Moviebob's can only be measued if you can find a microscope capable of 10^(100^(1,000^10,000) magnification.

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Hey, look! Moviebob ix expressing yet another violent fantasy against a political opponent who actually does what modern "journalists" don't!
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Never mind Moviebob's disdain for Project Vertias' james O'Keefe, but that "falling piano" barb sounds to me like encouraging someone to deal grievous bodily harm, which looks to me like a blatant TOS violation.

an odd perspective considering Bob is a solid example of toxic masculinity.

 

[JayHarrison]

Bob the diabetic, childless, 40-year old exceptional individual that "reviews" bottom-tier media calls people more influential, successful, and actually have a family/future "obsolete."
Bob unapologetically speaks in favor of a fascist police state.

Speaking of wanting a police state, here's Moviebob's (potentially libelous) reactions to today's proceeding in the Kyle Rittenhouse trial:

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