Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Once again Bobby confuses real life and make-belief:

Sorry, I lost my chart. Does someone want to remind me if "Film Producer" is just above or below "Brain Surgeon" on the Thinker/Believer scale?

> If this is multiverse canon

Dude, it's a multiverse, all bets are off. If they wanted to bring in Mr. Gun Hands from the official X-Men Quake game they could. It's all canon, it's all not. Canonicity is established by some money guy in Disney who greenlights the movie/tv series, and his investment in the future of the MCU is entirely financial. You act like there's some autistic savant who could describe six different Jean Greys down to the Pantone codes for the reds of their hair, carefully pruning the severely overgrown tree of the Marvel Comics universe down into one gorgeous cinematic topiary. There's not. There never was.

Yes, push that pendulum harder! Start the pogroms as states are starting to turn red! Set the precedents that will be turned on you as soon as your house of cards collapses! This can't possibly go wrong because you're on the right side of history! Gott mit uns!

Bobby, Bobby, Bobby. Not only do you have no joie de vivre, you have never exhibited joie beyond the orgasmic blur of consooming and I don't think you do much in the way of vivre. You're more colère d'existence. (Full disclosure, I just used Google Translate. I'm not gonna pretend I'm bilingual.)

 

[Red Hood]

Also, haven't zombies been completely played out since 2015 or so?

I've been sick of them since 2011 or so. Except in Resident Evil games.

 

[Wormy]

Also, haven't zombies been completely played out since 2015 or so?

Earlier than that, and I'm fine with them going out of style. I preferred it when zombie movies were mainly the realm of horror nerds like me who consider Night/Dawn/Day of the Dead as their cinematic holy trilogy got, and not something so popular that little old ladies called death threats into stations because their favorite Walking Dead character died.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Also, haven't zombies been completely played out since 2015 or so?

Zombies have been played out since the early 2000s. They just disappearing for a while and resurfacing. Every five years or so something comes out that reinvents* the zombie genre. (*reminds contrarians what they liked about zombies in the first place, but doesn't actually "reinvent" anything.) After that, there's another big zombie crazy for a couple years, then people go "ugh, I'm so sick of zombies" and the process repeats forever.

It's really the fault of lame horror nerds (like me and you) because as long as a significant portion of us still enjoy zombie media both classic and contemporary, there will always be enough of an audience that a studio executive somewhere will feel comfortable greenlighting some weird zombie pitch he doesn't get, and then that'll explode and start the process over again. The consequence of this is 1000 more bad Walking Dead spinoffs, but the positive side effect is it'll still give us more weird, cool shit like Dead Rising.

Earlier than that, and I'm fine with them going out of style. I preferred it when zombie movies were mainly the realm of horror nerds like me who consider Night/Dawn/Day of the Dead as their cinematic holy trilogy got, and not something so popular that little old ladies called death threats into stations because their favorite Walking Dead character died.

The fact that your name/icon is a Dead Rising reference only illustrates this point further and I love it.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

I had enough reboots and rehashes to last a lifetime. I don't need a continuation of the 90's X-Men show.

The show ended on a fairly definitive note with Xavier leaving Earth, so there isn't much to continue with when you think about it. The only plus side is that Disney is bringing back most of the original voice cast to reprise the their roles. So far the list is thus:

-Cal Dodd (Wolverine)
-Lenore Zann (Rogue)
-George Buza (Beast)
-Alison Sealy-Smith (Storm, replaced Iona Morris in the role after season one)
-Chris Potter (Gambit)
-Catherine Disher (Jean Grey)
-Adrian Hough (Nightcrawler)
-Christopher Britton (Mr. Sinister)

Some notable absences are Norm Spencer and David Hamblen, who both passed away last year. Cedric Smith (Professor X) is not a part of it, but hardly surprising as his character left Earth. It's curious that they left out Alyson Court (Jubilee) and Ron Rubin (Morph, who rejoined the team at the end), but I don't know if the Mouse even approached them. I was surprised that Lenore Zann was coming back as I believed that she was still a sitting Canadian member of parliament, but it turns out that she lost her seat in the recent election. As for Nightcrawler having a larger role, I wouldn't mind, really. His appearances were quite memorable and he's one of my favorite mutants.

It would make me giddy if X-Men '97 included an appearance from Spider-Man voiced by Christopher Daniel Barnes, who voiced the character on the 90s show. Indeed, Marvel had something of an animated universe back then, but never rose to the same prominence the DC Animated Universe did. The X-Men appeared in the Spider-Man: TAS's "Mutant Agenda", as did Iron Man and War Machine in the third season, along with Captain America and the Fantastic Four in last season. I heard that the Hulk was supposed to appear in "Secret Wars", but his show was ongoing at UPN so they substituted him with the Lizard.

Oh, and because I'm a major comics sperg, here's some more trivia. Some of you might know that George Buza played the trucker to gave Rogue a ride in the first film, but did you know that some the X-Men: TAS cast auditioned for it? My understanding is that David Hamblen auditioned for the role of Magneto while Chris Potter has publicly stated on YouTube that he auditioned for the role of Cyclops, but was dismayed that Gambit wasn't in the film. Meanwhile, Adrian Hough played Jean Grey's father in X3: X-Men United.

And I recall that from memory and didn't need to rely on a wiki. Who's the alpha nerd now, Bob?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Where does Bib fit on the alignment chart if there was one on him?

 

[RockVolnutt]

> If this is multiverse canon

Dude, it's a multiverse, all bets are off. If they wanted to bring in Mr. Gun Hands from the official X-Men Quake game they could. It's all canon, it's all not. Canonicity is established by some money guy in Disney who greenlights the movie/tv series, and his investment in the future of the MCU is entirely financial. You act like there's some autistic savant who could describe six different Jean Greys down to the Pantone codes for the reds of their hair, carefully pruning the severely overgrown tree of the Marvel Comics universe down into one gorgeous cinematic topiary. There's not. There never was.

Bob, like a bunch of MCU fans, has this weird belief that the MCU isn't part of the Marvel multiverse but more like...."Live action Earth-616 from Iron Man 2008 onward" with every piece of Marvel media having its own unique multiverse that need to explicitly be established or it doesn't exist.

This not being the case at all as that's incredibly stupid and far more complicated than it really it. It's legitimately everything ever made by either Marvel Entertainment or Marvel Studios because why wouldn't it be? It's just a narrative explanation of that.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Where does Bib fit on the alignment chart if there was one on him?

Lawful Evil?

His way or the high way. Exterminate the mayoghouls that don't comply.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Where does Bib fit on the alignment chart if there was one on him?

Chaotic R.etard

 

[Brother Wind]

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No tits?
Bolder shoulders?
None of the X-men accoutrement that make guys say "ur sooooo hawt"?

This weirdo is still getting picked on.

Based on the body shape, I'm gonna go with troon.

You know back in my time we used to ask if that was a dood when a girl looked like this. But, man I am impressed how troons have made pretty convinced that passing isn't possible.

Although now Koby got me unsure. That first picture looks too much like a true and honest girl. But the second has that huge fucking head...

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Theoretical question now: Do you think Bob can survive life in prison?

Depends on what he got put away for. I have it on good authority that there's three things you don't want to be in prison: white, gay, and a child molester. Bob is definitely white (and, much to his surprise, being a Twitter "ally" isn't going to score him any points with the Bloods or MS-13) but I don't think he's gay, and even considering the possibility of him being a pedo makes my skin crawl. That said, if he went to jail for something sufficiently deviant (obese 40something incel with terrible creative output and delusions of grandeur, has a larger negative following than positive, lives with his mother, thinks men can become women if they believe hard enough... I'm getting a sense of deja vu but can't quite put my finger on it) he'd wind up in protective custody or get culturally enriched with a filed-down toothbrush by a gentleman with a Spanish surname.

That said, I honestly think a stint on something like 60 Days In would do Bob a world of good. The reason he's so awful is because he's so coddled, cocooned in a lifestyle so comfortable it lets him confuse his Twitter fantasies with real life.

Where does Bib fit on the alignment chart if there was one on him?

Unaligned. Anything with intelligence 3 or less is incapable of moral reasoning, and as a result has no alignment in the D&D grid system.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Where does Bib fit on the alignment chart if there was one on him?

Neutral Evil since Bob is a very selfish human being. Like his political takes are a good example of this whereas most people who engage in politics talk about improving the lifes of others while laughing at their enemies, Bob takes it to an extreme where any political talking points he has is to either benefit/pleasure himself or ruin the lives of those he dislikes. Bob is a narcissist who I can easily believe murder his entire family if for some god forsaken reason it could give him the future he acts like he's entitled to despite having no real value to warrant that.

 

[Koby_Fish]

You know back in my time we used to ask if that was a dood when a girl looked like this. But, man I am impressed how troons have made pretty convinced that passing isn't possible.

Although now Koby got me unsure. That first picture looks too much like a true and honest girl. But the second has that huge fucking head...

That troon must have had a ton of plastic surgery (maybe even shaved down the adam's apple) for the face which is convincing, but no amount of plastic surgery can delete the clearly non-childbearing-hips/leg stance. (Also they appear to not have had top surgery yet either sooooo). Plus there's too much abs/muscle for it to be a true-and-honest goil.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I've said elsewhere that accelerationism is rétarded and anything that doesn't lead to Kyle walking is an injustice, but part of me hopes that MOS gets his wish and they charge him with conspiracy to murder, because it's blatantly unconstitutional, he'll easily get off and it might () wake people up to the fact that the Rittenhouse trial is a lynch mob dressed up as a court case.

 

[Felis Meanis]

An anon pulls out the big guns

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It's a shame that it's not really connected to anything that Bob's saying because it would be so much more of a punch. I will say that I've never seen anyone throw this back at Bob.

I simply don't believe that Robert truly refers to "love" in the way the very concept ought to be understood when he's talking about his family and imagined friends.

Robert would never truly inconvenience himself for the sake of anyone else. He conflates love with the warm, fuzzy feeling of security and self-importance he harbors when he meets someone who doesn't outright tell him to fuck off for being a rambling incel creep. I can all but guarantee you that he has never properly apologized to the person he's referring to in person, provided he's not lying like he most often do about things like this, and the incident even happened at all. His confession is solely meant as virtue signaling to the Twitter crowd about how humble he totally is. Also, notice the "no more being a chickenshit about this", as if prostrating yourself to your equally as insane handful of followers on Twitter is somehow an act of bravery and sacrifice. It really is telling how much of his life that he's "living" out on Twitter. What a pathetic, sad husk of a man. Indeed, Roberts existence is his crime and punishment.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

I've said elsewhere that accelerationism is rétarded and anything that doesn't lead to Kyle walking is an injustice, but part of me hopes that MOS gets his wish and they charge him with conspiracy to murder, because it's blatantly unconstitutional, he'll easily get off and it might () wake people up to the fact that the Rittenhouse trial is a lynch mob dressed up as a court case.

As fun as that would be, I don't think anyone's opinion would change. People who wanted him convicted will still want him convicted and the people who want him to walk will still want him to walk.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Theoretical question now: Do you think Bob can survive life in prison?

I see Bob's life in prison going two possible ways:
1.) He gets his shit pushed in because he has exceptional views and is an obnoxious cunt.
2.) He sways other prisoners dumber than him to his way of thinking and starts his own version of the Aryan Brotherhood based on the Superior Future.
I know the former is far more likely than the latter, but we can't rule out the latter entirely becuase, somehow, Bob does have unironic fans who cosign his views and tendencies wholeheartedly.

 

[Mola Ram]

I see Bob's life in prison going two possible ways:
1.) He gets his shit pushed in because he has exceptional views and is an obnoxious cunt.
2.) He sways other prisoners dumber than him to his way of thinking and starts his own version of the Aryan Brotherhood based on the Superior Future.
I know the former is far more likely than the latter, but we can't rule out the latter entirely becuase, somehow, Bob does have unironic fans who cosign his views and tendencies wholeheartedly.

I assume Bob has unironic fans mostly because they don't have to deal with him in real life, and are already unbalanced enough to derive pleasure and validation from his unhinged, smug ranting. In a prison setting he'd get halfway through his first sneer before he found out what it really means to be made of bones and meat.

On the other hand, I could see him carving a niche for himself as a provider of contraband food. He's already used to preparing meals in garbage bags.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Snyder revitalized Zombies with his Dawn of the Dead remake in 2004 (Not as good as Romero's but Snyder's best film IMO).

Also in 2004 you had Shaun of the Dead another factor in the revitalize the genre.

With noth both successes Romero got his Land of the Dead finally made in 2005 after it lingered in developmental hell since like the late 90's.

Also the Resident Evil franchise and 28 Days franchise both started around the time.

Over the next 5 or so years you got a lot of B Movies on SyFy channel and DTV releases also tv shows doing "Zombie" episodes. Right when it looked to die Walking Dead happened and stayed strong until killing Glenn in 2017.

Marvel Zombies and the Comic Walking Dead were mid 00's by products.

As both a Zombie genre fan and Marvel fan the one shot in What If of Marvel Zombies was cool even a another follow up episode could had been amusing but a series is beating a undead horse into both genres.

 

[Neko GF]

Robert still doesn't understand the US legal system:

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