Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Malagor the dank omen]

Imagine saying shit like this and still thinking that you're somehow the good guy.

When you are so infatuated with your own farts like bob is, you can think yourself the übermensch even if you're as flaccid as a jellyfish out of the water.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

That troon must have had a ton of plastic surgery (maybe even shaved down the adam's apple) for the face which is convincing, but no amount of plastic surgery can delete the clearly non-childbearing-hips/leg stance. (Also they appear to not have had top surgery yet either sooooo). Plus there's too much abs/muscle for it to be a true-and-honest goil.

Nah. I'm betting this one is a biological female.

Imagine saying shit like this and still thinking that you're somehow the good guy.

Worse yet, that its your opponents who are the fascists.

This is the best take, really. If you go to what Bob is actually arguing -- that prosecutors routinely hold back some charges so they can try again in case they lose -- then you can immediately see it makes no fucking sense. First of all, because it would be manifestly unjust; second of all, because you never see this actually happen and he's forced to rely on a braindead interpretation of a 20 year old schlock thriller; and third of all because -- lo and behold! -- the Supreme Court addressed this very idea over 40 years ago and said you can't do it.

This is from Brown v. Ohio, where the state of Ohio tried to charge someone with joyriding after failing to convict him of stealing a car. The theft of the car and the operation of the car came from the same act. Bob's genius legal stratagem was already attempted, decades ago, and the court smacked them down for it.

I don't think Bob (or many other lefties tbf) actually care about what the Constitution or SCOTUS have to say about it. They just want any excuse to lock up Rittenhouse for showing that their goons aren't invincible.

Bobbo is only working himself into this position to keep up the illusion he's a "thinker" with intelligent takes.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Doesn't get the law right ever despite being able to Google/Wikipedia, doesn't have any kind of consistent theory supporting his assertations, constantly repeats slogans he's picked up from other people, regularly repeats rituals premised on bringing good fortune, refuses to outright state his beliefs ever on any topic, frequently changes those beliefs he does state to fit the situation, claims to always be proven right, assumes bad faith of everyone except himself, resorts to weasel words when challenged, relies on black and white thinking, pretends it's all a joke to him and he's never actually serious, etc. are all always good signs of a Thinker versus a Believer.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1459638859403345923

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: "Ask yer Mum 😉… "

archived 14 Nov 2021 00:06:59 UTC

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I did and her response was screaming about some guy jerking off into the bushes in front of her bed room window.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1459610826172678149

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: "Counterpoint: You're not a per…

archived 14 Nov 2021 00:15:21 UTC

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#Stunning #Brave #Step4ToGenocide

Would Mr Schlicter care to respond?

https://twitter.com/KurtSchlichter/status/1459620479480700928

Kurt Schlichter on Twitter: "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee https://…

archived 14 Nov 2021 00:18:44 UTC

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Get dunked on nerd.

In responding to, and I'm not making this up, a "wilderness Jew", probably in same vein as ArchivistBecks and equally as troony, talking about Adam Baldwin.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1459534826747449349

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: "I mean he's LESS "canceled" th…

archived 14 Nov 2021 00:25:49 UTC

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Let us not forget that Bob has spent YEARS going after the same people who have blocked him. Also no where in Adam's tweet does he mention anything about Bob and Avengers. The fake jew can also get bent for pointing out that someone else is unable to let go of pop culture bullshit.

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Robert somehow thinks this criminal case will set "precedent" and that's why it's important that Rittenhouse go to prison for murder:

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: "One thing at a time. It's call…

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lmao this self made diabetic throws in justice at the very end as token gesture.

More "useless" people he wants rid of:

There was a follow up to this

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1459637942448705537

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archived 14 Nov 2021 00:11:00 UTC

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I believe that Bob doesn't care who was killed as long as it hurts the Trumpers.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Yep, if Bob had grown up with any other propaganda, during any other time of history, he would have fallen for it hook line and sinker. His brain is too rotten on black and white morality. Us vs. them. Doesn't matter if it was religious, political, or racial. If he had been influenced by a screaming strong man rather than liberal Hollywood bullshit, he would have slurped it up.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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Let us not forget that Bob has spent YEARS going after the same people who have blocked him. Also no where in Adam's tweet does he mention anything about Bob and Avengers. The fake jew can also get bent for pointing out that someone else is unable to let go of pop culture bullshit.

I like how he assumes Baldwin is obsessed with and stalking him for some comment six years ago and not that Baldwin saw his stupidity all over a slice of conservative/libertarian Twitter (which it was) and probably went "oh it's that guy lol" while not even remembering exactly why he recognized Robert (meanwhile Robert makes clear in these two tweets that he probably can't stop thinking about his glorious triumph over the Bad Baldwin)

 

[bajagoogoo]

So, Robert said that Twitter is something he does when he's "bored".

1.8k Tweets in a month. His life is Twitter.

 

[EnemyStand]

So, Robert said that Twitter is something he does when he's "bored".
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1.8k Tweets in a month. His life is Twitter.

Nah man, he's just bored a lot. Now that he has his mom to make him his tendies marinated in Mountain Dew, he has too much time on his hands.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Robert somehow thinks this criminal case will set "precedent" and that's why it's important that Rittenhouse go to prison for murder:
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More "useless" people he wants rid of:
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Still thinks he's one of the "good ones" though:
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Totally laid back, never mad, just something he does while he works his job:
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Bob really wants Kyle to go to prison as though he was personally affected by his actions. Reminder Kyle is not a supermega death hitler, at worst he's a dumb kid who made some really poor life decisions. Bob is really vile because most people would look at this as a cautionary tale, Bob however treats Kyle like he was a personal highschool bully and just wishes death on him (and basically countless other teenagers who lean right) along with others. With the Double Jeoprady shit, it's amazing how fucking worse Bob is.

It's going to get worse because holy fuck it's perfectly clear at this point Kyle would walk with how incompetent the prosecutor is, and we may get another twitter meltdown from Bob who will continue wishing death on a shit load of right leaning teenagers.

 

[Red Hood]

LOL @ Bob thinking he's good enough to be D-list

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

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Bob isn't fooling anybody.

We all know the pants shitting rage he's in.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Bob isn't fooling anybody.

We all know the pants shitting rage he's in.

Yeah and for a supposed hobby, Bob sure likes to spend 24/7 on twitter

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

One thing I love about Bob is that despite the very clear seething anger that radiates off him, he always pretends like nothing anybody says ever gets to him.

That's why I liked the subtle kick in the balls of Lindsay Ellis asking people to stop torturing Moviebob in her name.

"Torturing" implying that it's getting to him and ruining his life. Bob would never admit such a defeat, even if it's true.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Bob really wants Kyle to go to prison as though he was personally affected by his actions. Reminder Kyle is not a supermega death hitler, at worst he's a dumb kid who made some really poor life decisions. Bob is really vile because most people would look at this as a cautionary tale, Bob however treats Kyle like he was a personal highschool bully and just wishes death on him (and basically countless other teenagers who lean right) along with others. With the Double Jeoprady shit, it's amazing how fucking worse Bob is.

It's going to get worse because holy fuck it's perfectly clear at this point Kyle would walk with how incompetent the prosecutor is, and we may get another twitter meltdown from Bob who will continue wishing death on a shit load of right leaning teenagers.

Bob thinks Kyle is but one of many "MAGA Terrorists" that needs to be made an example of, even though Kyle DIDN'T go full "spray-and-pray" on the crowd who was chasing him, or even the crowd that was over at the one auto place earlier. Now, if he HAD done that (randomly shooting innocents and just flatout emptying the gun into them, including some bleks), Bob MIGHT have a point.

But he didn't do that. He only shot *at* three people, of those he shot at he only hit two, and of those he only killed the first one. And none of them were even blek, but Bob's all "HURR DURR HE CAME TO ATTACK BLM THAT MEANS HE RAYCISSSS", ignoring the fact that a lot of the rioters causing damage were WHITE, meaning raycissssms had nothing to do with it. Causing damage doesn't bring justice, but Bob's so smoothbrained that he listens to breadtube commies too much who tell him that in order for society to be fixed, it must first be torn down. And Bob calls himself not-communist.

Bob thinks that if an example is made of "KKKyle" (lol), that the Mayonnaise Ghouls of the GQP will be running scared and will be summarily defeated, leading to the Democrat Thinkers bringing in the Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah(tm) unchallenged, because for some reason you can't have moon wheat and space travel without aborted fetuses, or something.

Is "Bob subtly or outright calls for violence against someone (like Kyle Rittenhouse)" on the bingo card already? Because the minute he walks (or is not convicted of full on murder at least), people are gonna be stamping that square within hours of Bob catching wind of it.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Is "Bob subtly or outright calls for violence against someone (like Kyle Rittenhouse)" on the bingo card already? Because the minute he walks (or is not convicted of full on murder at least), people are gonna be stamping that square within hours of Bob catching wind of it.

I mean it shouldn't be since that would be a free space since Bob is already doing it.

 

[Bolo]

Yep, if Bob had grown up with any other propaganda, during any other time of history, he would have fallen for it hook line and sinker. His brain is too rotten on black and white morality. Us vs. them. Doesn't matter if it was religious, political, or racial. If he had been influenced by a screaming strong man rather than liberal Hollywood bullshit, he would have slurped it up.

Well, Robert did fall for a propaganda already, he might act as if he is too "smart" to be a true believer, but he recites the gospel that was given to him. But at the same time, I don't think Robert just fell prey to propaganda, but also to a belief system that was attractive to him, as in, being in the "right side of history", because that means that he can act as he does on twitter.

The funny thing is, just like with Zealots, it ain't about the the teachings, or the politics in this case, but the self-rigthous "right" to be as hateful and belligerent as it is acceptable under this social structure.

Look, fanatics never gave much of a shit about the gospel, salvation or preaching, they liked the idea they could enact their violent urges against the heathens. Be physical violence in extreme cases, but more often, with public shaming and shunning, or old school canceling.

Similiar with Robert, I don't think he gives a genuine shit about immigrants or any of the social issues that are now into this stupid culture wars, however, he likes to be agressive in the comfort of twitter under the veil of self-righteousness, where he can work out his impotent rage issues without any serious push back.

And Robert is hardly alone in this shit, but like ther sperg that he is, he doesn't know when to dial shit down, and whatever good will and image he had, now is tarnished, and no one besides some looney Troons want anything to do with the guy.

His patreon is ever bleeding support and he is too proud to beg (because that would show that he is a failure).

His channel is stagnant for year, and he can't break 50k views in almost a year.

As soon as his contract ended, the Escapist shoved him out of the door and they were so eager to get rid of Robert, they gave him all his videos back.

Robert might puff his chest as say he writers for Matpat, but I have to yet see even once Matpat mention Robert in capacity, as far as I can tell, Robert is just cheap labour so he can wiki Marvel crap so Matpat can make shitty clickbait for the kiddies.

And then we get those instances where Robert's "mutuals" really let him know what they think of him, as in the Ellis debacle.

Back in the early 2010's, Robert just just the doofus who liked Mario and hated Michael Bay movies, but he gave into his own pettiness and rage and drove himself into a corner, and it might be too late to course correct.

Just because Robert wasn't "canceled", doesn't mean he didn't lose. So go ahead, keep doing this "thinkers vs Believers" bullshit, acting like a clueless sperg at 40, that is doing wonders for your life Robert.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

And then we get those instances where Robert's "mutuals" really let him know what they think of him, as in the Ellis debacle.

There's also the deafening silence from his alleged mutuals any time he gets into hot water for his brain dead takes. Not even John Flynt or Chuchu will sully their hands with him.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Where does Bib fit on the alignment chart if there was one on him?

Neutral Evil. Specifically the most asshole version of it. The version that will cower behind rules when it benefits them, and then flagrantly ignore them when it doesn't.

 

[Flexo]

Demoralization. AKA, the ultimate purpose of all propaganda. To make you feel like you’re all alone by way of gaslighting via constant messaging from both governmental and non-governmental organizations (the latter often working on behalf of the former). It’s never been about trying to convert you to the other side. And it’s what Bob wants for the people he despises. Because he’s an impotent, entitled manchild who blames his problems on a nebulous other and believes that the jackboot of the state needs to clamp down on their necks because somehow, it’ll make Star Trek happen.

Citation needed?

(its the band that Eric July is in, forget what his youtube handle is)

I got ya.

https://youtube.com/c/youngrippa59

He SHOULD not only be aware of at least one of the two previous Double Jeopardy movies, but should have seen the 1992 version and there's no goddamn excuse for it, let alone clinging to the most recent version when people his age or older would be thinking of the 1992 version.

I can't say exactly why but that film is one who's trailers are burned into my circuits as they seemed to be EVERYWHERE at that time. Which I never understood because after watching the trailer, I didn't know what else the movie could do as plot. (It could make for a compelling short film maybe.) I can still hear Tommy Lee John saying "the prosecution rests" as the trailer's finale line.

Maybe Bob was similarly traumatized by it.

This is why the movie's theory is twaddle, in a nutshell. Two different acts = two different charges. You don't get a freebie on murder (or any crime!) just because the original conviction was incorrect.

Yeah but to be fair, since the state did convict an innocent person it does seem like if she did then actually kill the guy her punishment should be for time served.

 

[Boom Boss]

Neutral Evil. Specifically the most asshole version of it. The version that will cower behind rules when it benefits them, and then flagrantly ignore them when it doesn't.

I would say he's Lawful Evil. He is always talking about eugenics, throwing right wingers in prison, killing all the white working class in the midwest, and Germany overthrowing Poland. He's a fascist in a political way. He loves big liberal government.