Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Reading this quote, I'm not saddened I was beaten to the punch on this idea by several decades, but I'm happy that I came to the same conclusion independently of someone I respect like Lewis. Plus he puts it way more eloquently than I did, so I'll defer to his writings instead.
Shame Lewis can't do this without eventually going into his "...and that's why you need to telepathically accept this dead Jew as your personal savior and do what this book that bronze age goat herders wrote."
 
Bold of you to assume they want to convert Nazis. Remember Daryl Davis, the black man who convinced 200 Klan members to hang up their hoods? Antifa and Black Lives Matter hated him because he refused to buy into their grift. It's not about convincing others. It's about punishing their perceived enemies.
That's a part. There's a second, sadder truth to it.

Let's talk about institutionalized racism for one second. Legally, it doesn't exist. Our laws have wiped it clean. Statistically, if EVERY SINGLE black shot by the police this year was certified racially motivated, that means that 99.985% of all officers haven't done anything wrong, but it's just *accepted* that it's a racist institution. There's not a scrap of meaningful evidence that women, LGBT, and minorities are being discriminated against in any measurable way beyond the average person. Yes, there are gaps, but nothing's proven as deliberately exclusionary. In fact, a lot of evidence shows that things like recruitment go above and beyond to be inclusive.

But the narrative is that even without any proof, it just has to exist. It has to. Shit, questioning whether it exists based on reviewing the data is racism now. Calling it racism is the only thing that stops professionals from printing charts and exposing the sham. Every educator knows the "achievement gap" has everything to do with economic conditions and fuck all to do with race. The data points overlap on the first, not on the second. But you don't say it.

Bob's like his satellites. They're flocked for a reason. They scrawl a list of excuses in their bio, collecting mental disorders like baseball cards. None of them are happy or satisfied. Every time something bad happens to them, they walk that checklist of things supposedly beyond their control. Transphobia, check. If not, sexism. If not that, ableism. If not that, it's autism. Fatphobia. And if all else fails, racism. Bob shrieks about these "injustices" every day but hasn't lifted one fat finger to do anything about it. Why?

Bob and his very special, very wounded daycare don't want to punish their enemies. They can't. Not just because they're physically the weakest of us - Bob's heart pumps gravy instead of blood after all, but because if all of those excuses went away, they'd have to accept those externalities had nothing to do with their misery.

TLDR: Bob doesn't hate his "enemies." The fictional, crafted version of them is the only reason he exists. It's why any of these losers exist.

@Arthur Morgan with the good short version
 
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Which sounds a lot like those guys in the 30s that used to harass people just because they were Jews. But I've forgotten what those guys were called.
That road ain't valid when actual legitimate defenders of the Third Reich and "Hitler did nuthin wrong u guiz" are still running around. No, people like Movieblob are just straight up bigots. Nazi is a very specific narrow variety of bigot.
 
That road ain't valid when actual legitimate defenders of the Third Reich and "Hitler did nuthin wrong u guiz" are still running around. No, people like Movieblob are just straight up bigots. Nazi is a very specific narrow variety of bigot.
Oh, let me be clear, I am only saying their "these people are subhumans or demons and we must exterminate them" attitudes are similar. I am not calling Bob and his ilk Nazis.

To their credit no member of the Third Reich would have worn a Mario blazer.
 
What is the Canadian American club?
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Ah yes the diverse rich Canuckistan with it's long history of Mounties, lumberjacks, and trappers. To any leaves out there I jest. I am confused as to why in 1937 the mayor of Boston thought that Canadian ex-pats would soon rise up in the political ranks. I'm only a little more so confused as to what it is currently. Is it like the Shriners? Knights of Columbus? Is it just a hang out spot for people who like to say they have some Canadian in them that occasionally does charity? Not that there's anything wrong with that it's just weird.

It was nice of lesser brother and wife to pull down their masks so we could see their smiling faces while we're still in a pandemic. It's not like lesser brother went out of his way last year to scream at all the trumpers because his wife was in danger of getting sick.
 
That road ain't valid when actual legitimate defenders of the Third Reich and "Hitler did nuthin wrong u guiz" are still running around. No, people like Movieblob are just straight up bigots. Nazi is a very specific narrow variety of bigot.
The thing is that it's just fun to call Moviebob a nazi given his bigotry is just more cruel and he unironically probably would've been a nazi if he lived in 1930s germany especially with how Bob advocates for eugenics and IQ tests to determine rights.
 
Shame Lewis can't do this without eventually going into his "...and that's why you need to telepathically accept this dead Jew as your personal savior and do what this book that bronze age goat herders wrote."
Tell me you haven't read without telling me...etc etc

That road ain't valid when actual legitimate defenders of the Third Reich and "Hitler did nuthin wrong u guiz" are still running around. No, people like Movieblob are just straight up bigots. Nazi is a very specific narrow variety of bigot.
 
What is the Canadian American club?
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Ah yes the diverse rich Canuckistan with it's long history of Mounties, lumberjacks, and trappers. To any leaves out there I jest. I am confused as to why in 1937 the mayor of Boston thought that Canadian ex-pats would soon rise up in the political ranks. I'm only a little more so confused as to what it is currently. Is it like the Shriners? Knights of Columbus? Is it just a hang out spot for people who like to say they have some Canadian in them that occasionally does charity? Not that there's anything wrong with that it's just weird.

It was nice of lesser brother and wife to pull down their masks so we could see their smiling faces while we're still in a pandemic. It's not like lesser brother went out of his way last year to scream at all the trumpers because his wife was in danger of getting sick.
The best I can figure why such a club exists is because of the closeness between New England and Atlantic Canada. I mean, Nova Scotia sends a Christmas tree to Boston every year in gratitude for the city's assistance after the Halifax explosion. It appears that this club is an extension of that spirit of brotherhood between burgerlanders and leafs given our shared language and history. Indeed, this club vaguely reminds me of when I would billet with the family of an American boy scout and vice versa when I was a lad.

However, with me living in Western Canada, I identify more readily with the mayo ghouls Bob hates than I do with New England or Eastern Canada. I honest-to-Odin don't know if there any similar clubs out here.
 
I found this and this guy had to slow down the audio to understand Bob’s gibbering.
I am so glad I am not kept up to date with Mahvel nowadays. Take away Blobbo's political shitflinging and all you have is a gibberish consoomer with nothing but a Nintendie-Mahvel mindset. So in essence, he is useless either way.
 
Tell me you haven't read without telling me...etc etc
Cept I have, hoss. Not his complete body of work, but more than just Narnia.

Hell, if it weren't for the Jesus bothering parts, I'd consider Screwtape Letters one of my favorite reads of all time.

As for that potato looking cab driver motherfucker, I can't decide if he's legit a third reich supporter or an edgelord.
 
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What's next Robert, you gonna say that people of color and the alphabet people are being put on crosses?

You know, this hyperbole doesn't help anybody, the "you don't know what is like to be me" doesn't work when you make it up to be as if there is a non stop 24 persecution of minorities and LGBT people because if that was the case, it would be VERY VERY public and very much in every news cycle, because that would generate a lot of clicks and money.

So whatever sympathy the public have for these groups, it is being slowly being eroded away by this sort of shit Robert likes to pull, because this whole "as if LGBTQ people have ever for a MOMENT known a world that hasn't constantly been showing them hatred and contempt in their day to day lives." is just not true, but also said in bad faith to grand stand and to lord your ethical superiority over people.

And people can see behind that as well, and nobody likes being put in this situation where they have to sit and eat this shit when, again, this claim of being persecuted and in Robert's words: "being abused, bullied, threatened or subjected to some form of verbal or physical violence at least once a day" sounds less like a valid grievance, but more of a brown beating bat.

And this would be the part where you would be obligated to say "I know there is racism and prejudice against the LGBTQ blah blah blah", but fuck that in this case, Robert isn't being genuine here, acting as if there is a fag drag every monday in times square or some shit, so why would we need to be "reasonable" dealing with this sort of bullshit claim.
 
Cept I have, hoss. Not his complete body of work, but more than just Narnia.

Hell, if it weren't for the Jesus bothering parts, I'd consider Screwtape Letters one of my favorite reads of all time.

As for that potato looking cab driver motherfucker, I can't decide if he's legit a third reich supporter or an edgelord.
To be fair, if you're reading Lewis and not prepared for a little proselytizing, that's on you. The bulk of his popular non-fiction and a chunk of his fiction is all about the problems of Christian life.
 
It might come as a shock for Robert but there are White Men that are also Gay.
There's probably more gay white men then there are gay minorities. I know people like Bob and the rest of the social justice sphere refuse to confront it because it derails their narrative, but the black community tends to be very homophobic. I doubt if you went into any ghetto waving a pride flag that you would be making it out unscathed.
 
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