Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Neo-Liberal Bugman]

If you're the rider, you successfully ride the bus for free. But do you really want to be that guy?

Bob = that guy.

Bob's that guy that eats all six Klondike Bars and leaves the empty box in the freezer.
Bob's that guy finishes the coffee and doesn't make a new pot.

Please feel free to add to the list.

Bob Chipman the type of nigga to go to the bathroom as a restaurant worker and not wash his hands.

 

[King Dead]

Robert believes calling something "anti-racist" (a term even its modern popular founder, Kendi, refuses to define) makes it ipso facto good:
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We had that, Blobbo. It was called "not being racist," and it worked pretty damn well for a while. Still does, honestly.

But then race grifters like Kendi and the like decided that that merely being not-racist wasn't good enough and was still harming the pee-oh-sees. They claimed that now you needed to be "anti-racist," which to the best of my understanding means that instead of ignoring immutable characteristics that people had no say in and seeing them as individuals, you need to always be laser-focused on race so that you can constantly call out anyone who's not doing enough for non-whites, whatever "enough" is. Or in short, it's "fuck whitey" dressed up in a bunch of postmodernist jargon, and then when white people naturally take offense at being called all manner of horrible epithets and blamed for every ill of those poor pee-oh-sees, it's used as evidence that they were really racist all along. Instead of, y'know, an understandable response to being called out for shit they didn't do.

When they're not denying that CRT exists, Blob and his fellow dumbfuck travelers state unthinkingly that as long as something sounds like it should be positive ("why would anyone not want to be anti-racist?"), it is. White guilt, not even once.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I can see why Robert would like Kendi (even though he's probably never even read Kendi's Twitter account let alone one of his books) however. Like Kendi he believes liberal democracy should be destroyed and an elite class placed in permanent unchecked power. Like Kendi he believes the ends always justify the means. Like Kendi he believes he's owed the future he desires simply by the mere fact of his existence. Like Kendi he's purportedly educated but massively and willfully ignorant. Like Kendi he responds to debate with name calling. Unlike Kendi he's increasingly unsuccessful in life and does not get to have sex.

"The only remedy to racist discrimination is antiracist discrimination. The only remedy to past discrimination is present discrimination. The only remedy to present discrimination is future discrimination. Also MovieBob is fat and I would not have sex with him." - Ibram X. Kendi

 

[TigerGoblin]

like he even made up a story about how he valiantly stood at a BLM protest and his haters ran scared at the sight of him.

Inside a locker.
That is the small detail he omitted. He valiantly stood inside a locker.

 

[mandatorylurk]

Nick Rekieta is now at 269k subs, over twice Blob's subs. More people were watching the livestream of the Rittenhouse trial at the same time that Blob gets after six months on his videos, if he can even get over 75k views. Nick also has five kids and a loving wife, and an actual real black best friend. Nick and Blob are the same age.

Just food for thought as Blobbo tries to make his life have meaning.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Just wanna point out that Bob's pinned tweet is still his retarded take from back in May when he tried to come to his angel Sean MacLaggan, Ashely Lynch, when he said Kurosiwo was like the gateway drug that gave us Snyder bros.

And Gwen Snyder is fat

 

[JJLiautaud]

reading all of blobert's spedery re the Rittenhouse trial makes me miss @Alexander Hamilton to explain to any confused kiwi's about how exactly moviebob is wrong and what an absolute travesty of justice this whole trial is.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

And Gwen Snyder is fat

This thread that Bob retweeted is pretty funny: https://twitter.com/gwensnyderPHL/status/1460301525826379784

anti-fascist LARPers are always pretty funny though, especially ones who have a fucking MPA and work as corporate consultants (as Gwen Snyder does)

 

[Positron]

I heard him bring up the book of Enoch. As someone who just recently started reading it, Bob isn't even reaching Wikipedia levels of knowledge in his reciting of it. He's reaching RUMORS of Wikipedia levels here.

I forgot you can read the "script" of his reviews on moviebobcentral.com. This is the bit about Gnosticism:

Bobby is an inveterate name-dropper, not so much an explainer.

Even reading the "script" makes my eye water. This might be what he considers "esoteric philosophy".

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I forgot you can read the "script" of his reviews on moviebobcentral.com. This is the bit about Gnosticism:
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Bobby is an inveterate name-dropper, not so much an explainer.

This is, yet again, a single sentence. (One with two colons!)

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Eternals isn't even the first Marvel movie to ask "Is humanity worth saving?"

Age of Ultron.

 

[Flexo]

I forgot you can read the "script" of his reviews on moviebobcentral.com. This is the bit about Gnosticism:
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Bobby is an inveterate name-dropper, not so much an explainer.

Even reading the "script" makes my eye water. This might be what he considers "esoteric philosophy".
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The more I read it, the less sense it makes.

Gnosticism is an early Christian heresy. The book of Enoch has no real confirmed date but predates Christianity by several centuries.

Bob could have written something like "it's a mormanism flavored judiasm" it would make just as much sense.

I'm now both curious and dreading looking up his take on the recent Russell Crowe "Noah" film, which was VERY gnostic and see how badly he gets it. Unless... that's where this whole sentence is sparking from? He saw some articles about how Noah draws from BoE but is through a gnostic lens and then when Eternals reminded him of Noah his cobbled together simple brain smashed the ideas together to get this idiocy?

 

[Walrus and Carpenter]

And Gwen Snyder is fat
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She's one of nature's cruelest jokes, a fat chick with no tits.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

The more I read it, the less sense it makes.

Gnosticism is an early Christian heresy. The book of Enoch has no real confirmed date but predates Christianity by several centuries.

Bob could have written something like "it's a mormanism flavored judiasm" it would make just as much sense.

I'm now both curious and dreading looking up his take on the recent Russell Crowe "Noah" film, which was VERY gnostic and see how badly he gets it. Unless... that's where this whole sentence is sparking from? He saw some articles about how Noah draws from BoE but is through a gnostic lens and then when Eternals reminded him of Noah his cobbled together simple brain smashed the ideas together to get this idiocy?

I think that he is taking it from Noah, specifically how it dealt with the Nephilim, which is the only way I can see it being tied to the eternals. As it stands, the book of Enoch is non cannonical, but it was known to the Jews, seeing as I want to say the apostle James quotes part of it at one point.

If I recall its considered non canonical because the fall of man happens again, after man's already fallen. I think. It's been a hot minute since I read about it.

Beside, Enoch is plenty cool in the canonical bible, even if he is barely in it.
Live for 365 years, and God thinks you're such a homie that He personally brings you to heaven. Rock on.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

No, again, Anglican. There's actually some stories about Lewis convincing his brother NOT to become Catholic.

My bad. Here in Burgerland, Catholic schools and churches often push Lewis' writings. It doesn't help that one of Lewis' biggest boosters, author John C. Wright, is also a staunch Catholic.

She's one of nature's cruelest jokes, a fat chick with no tits.

All of the tit fat went to the arms. Sadly, this is a common side effect of "No-Tit Syndrome."

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Robert was feeling extra brave with this spicy take, hence the locked replies:
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And the Dems are too incompetent to do anything effective about COVID despite having the House, Senate, and the Presidency.

Asgard forbid Bob blame the People's Republic of China and the World Health Organization who lied to the world about the seriousness of WuFlu and the deaths of millions. Never mind that Anthony Fauci's, who Bob's cohorts revere as a living god, NIH gave funding to the institute where virus allegedly leaked from for gain of function research. We all know why Bob will never blame China for pandemic and scapegoat the GOP instead. The PRC represents what Bob perceives as his "superior" future with its Potemkin village built with substandard concrete mixed with literal garbage and funded by a runaway real estate bubble. Oh, and let's not forget that the PRC flagrantly steals intellectual property from other countries because the their society and party apparatus smother anyone with an independent thought, which kills innovation.

Bob will never admit that a country he deeply admires can be more directly responsible for the deaths of 750,000 Americans than his hated enemies. He's too emotionally invested in his delusion that what few neurons he has left will melt down if he has face reality that the PRC are a bunch of inept and corrupt scumbags built a house of cards. Actually, it's quite fitting. Bob's entire worldview is a house of cards built on a foundation of quicksand, but he will act like an oracle while it collapses around him.

 

[Flexo]

I think that he is taking it from Noah, specifically how it dealt with the Nephilim, which is the only way I can see it being tied to the eternals. As it stands, the book of Enoch is non cannonical, but it was known to the Jews, seeing as I want to say the apostle James quotes part of it at one point.

If I recall its considered non canonical because the fall of man happens again, after man's already fallen. I think. It's been a hot minute since I read about it.

Beside, Enoch is plenty cool in the canonical bible, even if he is barely in it.
Live for 365 years, and God thinks you're such a homie that He personally brings you to heaven. Rock on.

It is my understanding (which I will admit is limited) that there are some Orthodox branches which still consider Enoch a part of their Bible. It definitely played a part in second Temple literature (in fact the book of Enoch is supposedly one of the most popular ones to show up in the dead sea scrolls) and was very much a part of the cultural milieu at the time.

Again I've barely begun to touch on the subject and I already know just how full of shit Bob is.

reading all of blobert's spedery re the Rittenhouse trial makes me miss @Alexander Hamilton to explain to any confused kiwi's about how exactly moviebob is wrong and what an absolute travesty of justice this whole trial is.

I've got a buddy who works legal-adjacent (readas: not a lawyer) and I love to show him Bob's tweets to send him in a spitting rage.

How exactly is moviebob wrong? I think it can be summed up this way:
Chief Justice Jeffreys-There is nothing more to be said, except the passing of sentence.
Peter Blood-May it please Your Lordship, but there’s a deal more to be said!
Bailiff-Silence!
Chief Justice Jeffreys-How now, fellow?
Peter Blood-There is the little matter of my defense.
Chief Justice Jeffreys-Very well, then… but in heaven’s name, be brief, man. We have much to do.
Captain Blood, Screenplay

As I think we discussed somewhere before: Bob's ideal system is the Cardassian one from Star Trek. Where the defendant is already guilty and the trial is just a show to prove to the citizenry that the state did its job.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

I forgot you can read the "script" of his reviews on moviebobcentral.com.

So did I! Or I never knew; not like I've been there for a loooooong time.

This is the bit about Gnosticism:
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Bobby is an inveterate name-dropper, not so much an explainer.

Tell me about it. What scares me is that I supposedly listened to this section twice and I'm realizing now that I missed half of it. It's a landslide of words, and I just noticed random bits of linguistic detritus breaking the surface as I tried not to be swept away by the wall of Englishoid mud.

Good heavens, I'd like to know what the hell he thinks "Blake's take on Alighieri's take on The Old Testament" even means, because I didn't see much of this kind of thing in the trailer. Also, if "Alighieri's take on The Old Testament" does mean The Divine Comedy as I think it does that is an impressively stupid description since, unlike him, I've read it. Several translations, probably one for every attempt Bob's made at the Wikipedia article with change left over. It is a work strongly grounded in the NEW Testament with injections of Greek myth and Roman politics. His Hell is not only built on Greek imagery of fallen titans and suitably ironic punishments, but its morality is... I wanna say Aristoelian but I'm going off second-hand info there; I've never read Nicomachean Ethics. Purgatory is the Seven Deadly Sins as a mountain and of the counterexamples for the penitent to learn from at each of the terraces, one is always taken from the life of Mary. The Virgin Mary is held up as an exemplar of concepts such as chastity, temperance, charity, diligence, kindness, patience, and humility. And then Heaven is very Christian, obviously. The fathers of the Old Testament church get a mention... in passing. If I remember correctly - do call me out of I'm wrong - Dante asks why, despite not accepting Christ (not possible at the time) they weren't in Limbo with the virtuous pagans; Virgil explains that those who held to the earlier covenant, particularly the prophets, got a free upgrade during the Harrowing of Hell. (The Harrowing isn't merely New Testament, it's Catholic dogma. While He was spending a few days dead for salvation purposes, Jesus went down to Hell and got the righteous. Left the place a bit busted up too if Dante is to be believed, but more through divine earthquakes than, say, Doomguying it.)

Also: Colon open-parenthesis comma comma close-parenthesis semicolon colon open-parenthesis close-parenthesis comma open-parenthesis question-mark-that-doesn't-end-the-thought close-parenthesis semicolon-inside-quotes-and-trying-to-be-a-colon-I-don't-know open-parenthesis close-parenthesis open-parenthesis-again em-dash close-parenthesis comma HOLY-FUCK-FINALLY-A-PERIOD. And that's not counting the unnecessary hyphens.

For contrast, I grabbed something from a wiki dedicated to the guy he's shamelessly aping, Yahtzee Croshaw (picked at semirandom - took 3 tries to hit one with an opening paragraph of even similar length:

I know what you're going to say: "Yahtzee reviewing a JRPG? Perhaps I shall quickly look outside to make sure the sky is not falling and the sea's not running red with blood. Haw-hee-haw-hee-haw." Well, you smarmy cunt, I had heard that The World Ends With You does things differently to most JRPGs, and while I took that with mountainous piles of salt, I was intrigued when I noticed that it came out in the PAL regions before America. So I thought, if the release dates are from Bizzaro World, maybe the entire game is too, and will turn out to be the first good JRPG. Sadly, this uncharacteristic optimism started draining when I looked at the box art and noticed all the characters are undernourished teenaged androgynes who do their hair in the morning by sticking their heads in buckets of lead-based paint and dress like they stepped on a land mine in a trendy clothes shop. But let's be fair. Once I started playing, I noticed that it does do things differently than most JRPGs. It just doesn't do enough things differently.

Colon actual-question-mark PERIOD PERIOD comma comma comma comma PERIOD comma comma comma PERIOD comma PERIOD PERIOD comma PERIOD PERIOD.

I admit some if it's the subjective opinion of the transcriber but even at my least charitable it's still obviously multiple sentences, and it doesn't abuse the hell out of the ":;" key.

 

[Flexo]

(The Harrowing isn't merely New Testament, it's Catholic dogma. While He was spending a few days dead for salvation purposes, Jesus went down to Hell and got the righteous. Left the place a bit busted up too if Dante is to be believed, but more through divine earthquakes than, say, Doomguying it.)

Also an Orthodox belief. In fact, apparently every year they reenact it by marching around the church building.

Gospel of Nicodemus has what I like to term a "fun fan fic look" at the event if you're that kind of theology nerd.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

My bad. Here in Burgerland, Catholic schools and churches often push Lewis' writings. It doesn't help that one of Lewis' biggest boosters, author John C. Wright, is also a staunch Catholic.




All of the tit fat went to the arms. Sadly, this is a common side effect of "No-Tit Syndrome."

I mean, to be fair, even though he wasn't a Catholic, his beliefs were close enough that he's sometimes labeled as "Anglican Catholic", which I didn't know existed until we were talking about Christopher Lee on the Witchblr thread, (He was an actual Anglican Catholic). Lewis was listed as being considered Anglican Catholic, because while he wasn't a Catholic, and called himself Anglican, some of the beliefs he professed were more in line with Catholic teaching than Anglican. I forget the specifics, and frankly, I don't care too much. But unless you're in some real fringe type branch of Christianity like Calvinism, he's a good read for most denominations.