Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Besides actual stories he wrote like Beast's origin contradict it. They directly cite his dad working at a nuclear plant with bad safety regulations for why Hank McCoy is a mutant. There's next to nothing in the Lee run that reflects a Civil Rights influence without stretching.

Beast being mutated by radiation does not in any way contradict Stan Lee's claim that people hating/fearing/misunderstanding the mutants was a metaphor for civil rights. A contradiction would be looking at the chronology of the series and discovering that this theme was introduced far, far too late to line up with what Lee says above, meaning he's either misremembering or making things up. But those themes do in fact show up in the first couple issues. Magneto's mutant supremacism, people panicking and trying to hurt mutants when their powers are exposed, the mutant community being divided over whether they should try to get along with the humans or defeat them, it's all there in that very first run.
 
Beast being mutated by radiation does not in any way contradict Stan Lee's claim that people hating/fearing/misunderstanding the mutants was a metaphor for civil rights. A contradiction would be looking at the chronology of the series and discovering that this theme was introduced far, far too late to line up with what Lee says above, meaning he's either misremembering or making things up. But those themes do in fact show up in the first couple issues. Magneto's mutant supremacism, people panicking and trying to hurt mutants when their powers are exposed, the mutant community being divided over whether they should try to get along with the humans or defeat them, it's all there in that very first run.
And how many of those are capeshit tropes rather than anything reflecting either MLK or Malcom X like usually claimed? You might as well say any story where a character uses an alias as another identity had to be about troons all along. There's a difference between intent and a reader's intreptation.
 
i find it funny when bob tweets that his insane schedule of twitter retardation 24/7 is just a hobby. what other things does cinematico roberto does? his shitty videos cant take that long to make
actually I believe he was arguing that it wasn't a hobby. It's just something he does while bored. Which is literally the definition of hobby. What a smoothbrain.
 
Bob's that guy that interrupts your conversation with your friend about last night's game to tell you that he doesn't like football.

Bob's that guy that takes pictures of fancy food and then licks his plate clean like a dog.

Bob's that guy that says in the 1700's, being fat was considered beautiful and it's only in recent years that Republicans weaponized fat into a pejorative.
Bob's that guy who women tell "I have Pepper Spray" too.

Bob's that guy who children point and mock as he walks by.

Bob's that guy that minorities look at with a blank stare after he tells them his stories of oppression, like the times he was picked last in gym class.
 
Bob's that guy who sends women pictures of his moobs to "#FreeTheNipple" and tells them to send him nipple pics back.

Bob's that guy who watches To Catch a Predator and gets mad at how unfair Chris Hansen is being.

Bob's that guy who calls you racist, and when you tell him you have a black friend he calls them a "house nigger."
 
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Robert tries to dunk on Tim Pool:
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LOL at this guy calling anyone else a "manboy" or "dweeb".


Again, people who live in glass houses shouldn't be throwing stones:
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Bob's that guy who women tell "I have Pepper Spray" too.

Bob's that guy who children point and mock as he walks by.

Bob's that guy that minorities look at with a blank stare after he tells them his stories of oppression, like the times he was picked last in gym class.
Bob's that guy who gets annoyed when the girl next door shuts her curtains when getting changed.

Bob's that guy who holds a grudge against you ten years later because you pointed out he was wrong.

Bob's that guy who wishes marital rape was still legal.
 
My bad. Here in Burgerland, Catholic schools and churches often push Lewis' writings. It doesn't help that one of Lewis' biggest boosters, author John C. Wright, is also a staunch Catholic.




All of the tit fat went to the arms. Sadly, this is a common side effect of "No-Tit Syndrome."
There's also that Tolkien was a bit disappointed his friend Lewis went with Anglicanism rather than Tolkien's Catholicism, though I would argue Christian values are as important to Tolkien's works as they are to Lewis.

Lewis is widely available and his writing is very accessible to the layman, and as a result he's popular among many denominations.
 
And how many of those are capeshit tropes rather than anything reflecting either MLK or Malcom X like usually claimed? You might as well say any story where a character uses an alias as another identity had to be about troons all along. There's a difference between intent and a reader's intreptation.

I'm going by what the author has stated about his own work in a public interview. It's not my personal interpretation.

If Stan Lee misremembered or made something up, you'll have to take it up with him in hell, not me. Whatever the answer is, I hope it torments Bob Chipman for eternity.

But he's not ma... oh.

Bob's that guy who wishes arranged marriages were still a thing.

Don't you need to have money to score an arranged marriage in the cultures that have them?
 
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Bob's that guy who thinks he deserves to be rewarded with material success for being on the right side of history.

Bob's that guy who thinks he's influential because he has a twitter check mark and a youtube channel.

Bob's that guy who thinks that corporations, governments, and NGOs are good guy underdogs when they advertise their agendas in the same language as marvel and disney characters.

Bob's that guy who thinks that religious people are ignorant for worshiping god, but spends all his time thinking, writing, and talking about celebrities and fictional characters.

Bob's that guy from the mario costume meme, remember the fat one with the mustache?
 
Tim Pool looks like a child with his gay hat. - Man who wore a super Mario brothers suit.

Like, Yeah, Tim should accept being bald, but holy fuck. This is like Brian Peppers calling Eddy Murphy ugly. I mean, Bob is a legit obese man with bad facial hair who poses in video game and Hawaiian shirts. It’s almost legendary on the hypocrisy scale.
 
Does he mean that Cap is black now? A factoid that only consoomers like Bob know/care about?
Definitely. Owning the the filthy uneducated cons by schooling them on their lack of knowledge on MCU consoomer trash.
A Tale of Two Cows.

Tim Pool - Lives on his own property out in West Virginia with his chickens.
Bob Chipman - Moved back into his mother's house.

Tell me which one is more pathetic.
Don't forget the part where Tim at least has an actual fan base that consists of more than 5 neo-libs on Twitter and is gaining subs on YouTube.
 
Tim Pool looks like a child with his gay hat. - Man who wore a super Mario brothers suit.

Like, Yeah, Tim should accept being bald, but holy fuck. This is like Brian Peppers calling Eddy Murphy ugly. I mean, Bob is a legit obese man with bad facial hair who poses in video game and Hawaiian shirts. It’s almost legendary on the hypocrisy scale.
And don't forget the weird sunken cheeks that Bob has. That's probably the most disturbing thing of his for me. The fact that he's fat and his face looks so odd.
Bob's that guy who thinks he deserves to be rewarded with material success for being on the right side of history.

Bob's that guy who thinks he's influential because he has a twitter check mark and a youtube channel.

Bob's that guy who thinks that corporations, governments, and NGOs are good guy underdogs when they advertise their agendas in the same language as marvel and disney characters.

Bob's that guy who thinks that religious people are ignorant for worshiping god, but spends all his time thinking, writing, and talking about celebrities and fictional characters.

Bob's that guy from the mario costume meme, remember the fat one with the mustache?
Bob's that guye who thinks you deserve rape as long as you don't align politically with him.

Bob's that guy who thinks that big cities, at their current state, could sustain their own population through hydroponics

Bob's that guy who thinks that high tech alternatives will always be better than low tech current options

Bob's that guy who has no idea how a supply chain works.
 
Bob's that guye who thinks you deserve rape as long as you don't align politically with him.

Bob's that guy who thinks that big cities, at their current state, could sustain their own population through hydroponics

Bob's that guy who thinks that high tech alternatives will always be better than low tech current options

Bob's that guy who has no idea how a supply chain works.

These are funny and all, but I think they're funnier when they don't relate to anything he's actually said.

- Bob's that guy who's too impatient for instant pudding to firm up, so he just slurps it like chowder.

- Bob's that guy who always smells like a bottle of ranch dressing that's been left out in the sun.

- Bob's that guy who calls himself a ladies' man because the stripper didn't puke during the lapdance.
 
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