Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[A Very Big Fish]

"Thinkers create all of the good"

- Man literally arguing for killing babies.

10/10, peak Blobert

 

[The Ugly One]

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Where do I even begin? Aside from the fact that there are none religious pro-lifers even atheists admitt that Church charity work is a positive of religion. The only positive thing I am willing to give him is that at least he does not throw the same shade at older believers since he says that this statement about creation and destruction only applies to modernity.

Statements like this are an unwitting self-own for him, given that he mindlessly believes every single thing fed to him by his favorite media outlets with absolutely no critical thought or reflection whatsoever, and people like him cause endless social strife and hatred. The guy probably still thinks the FSB is secretly communicating with Donald Trump through a secret server.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

I sometimes suspect Bob is functionally illiterate. Not that he can't read; he simply doesn't. Can't concentrate long enough to absorb anything longer than a five minute internet article, and maybe not even that. Living on Twitter will do that to you.

I think that he always had attention problems and was never a reader even as a kid, hence his poor performance in school. After years of health problems and Twitter addiction? There's no way he could even read (not just skim) a halfway lengthy Wikipedia article, much less an actual book. I don't think he even has enough dopamine anymore to play Bing Bing Wahoo. Many such cases. Sad!

 

[blablabla]

bobbo retardo really thinks he is going to get his dick wet defending the honour of comic characters?

 

[Neko GF]

I can't watch these anymore.

Very few people can stand to watch Robert's trash videos, hence his low views and declining subscriber numbers.

Even if he was just a movie reviewer and not known for being a eugenics supporting political sped, his channel would still be dead because his content is objectively shit at this point.

 

[Adamska]

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Where do I even begin? Aside from the fact that there are none religious pro-lifers even atheists admitt that Church charity work is a positive of religion. The only positive thing I am willing to give him is that at least he does not throw the same shade at older believers since he says that this statement about creation and destruction only applies to modernity.

Brainless Bobby Advocates for Suicide, too Mindless to Realize it, more news whenever he gargles out a dozen new hottakes colder than Satan's asshole after skinny dipping in Cocytus.

 

[Mola Ram]

bobbo retardo really thinks he is going to get his dick wet defending the honour of comic characters?

Might as well give it a shot. Nothing else has worked. Though he might be better off with such novel plans as "losing weight," "getting a real job," and "not being a massive cunt."

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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Publicly chanting a mantra over and over again is definitely something a Thinker does.

 

[dzonatan]

I don't personally support Rittenhouse but dear god Bob's being such a douchebag and is the type of guy who'd kick dogs for fun if it were to piss off "Mayo ghouls", like he seems so gleeful in him going to prison that I hope Rittenhouse goes free only for Bob to meltdown especially since he literally claims he can see the future.

Bob just shows once again how he's a vile human being.

I hope so too. Bob gets really funny to me whenever he goes full mask off and he posts unhinged, error-filled screeds to Twitter while he's consumed by his blood lust.

The only sad thing about that will be the fact that it will never match his Trump election meltdown.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Yes, some mother and baby homes were horrific - although Christians are by no means exclusively to blame for this; orphanages in communist Romania gave anything the Magdalene Laundries ever did a run for their money.

That doesn't mean babies are better off dead than in foster homes.

 

[RockVolnutt]

It's sort of amazing how Bob has based his entire identity out of consooming children's entertainment, yet, when it comes to the capeshit he pontificates about, he apparently can't be bothered to buy and read the trade-paper compilations of the early issues or find them online.

If you think about it, he kinda does have a consistent track record of priding himself on second or third hand sources. There's the obvious with capeshit movies and when he does his pretend expert shtick with wikipedia but it's even there with things like Mario. His idea of Mario isn't based on "game Mario", it's based on the Super Mario Super Show cartoon. Whenever he talks about some real world events, it's usually based on secondary sources rather than actual records of the event. It's a bizarre trait.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

You said everything I'd want to say about this idiotic outburst, but much better. I'd only add this: notice Bob doesn't address anything like story values, fidelity to character, or even how this might work thematically. It's all about contemporary values and "think of the children!" nonsense. Bob is a pure consoomer; he is no longer capable of thinking like a storyteller (assuming he ever was). It's all about the marketing and making sure Marvel remains as bland and accessible as possible.

To call Bob a hack is an insult to hacks.

Bob is very preoccupied with children, and how much he wants them to like and care about the things he likes and cares about.

It's strange.

 

[EnemyStand]

Bob is very preoccupied with children, and how much he wants them to like and care about the things he likes and cares about.

It's strange.

Not really. Look, everyone wants their ideas passed down to the younger generation. You, me, everyone on this planet wants our ideas and values preserved and to live on. The easiest way to do that is to have kids, but since Bob is completely repulsive to women he needs to use other people's kids to do it. That's why he gets so upset when parents defend their right to parenting: it prevents him from passing on his ideas, although he never did any of the actual work that would lead to a guaranteed way to do that. How many childless lefties do the same thing? Answer: a LOT.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

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More Spiderman shit. I honestly can't get why this 40 year old man does give this much of a shit about this crap, but here we are.

Ok, first and foremost, Spiderman has been doing this "death of Gwen Stacy" reenact tons of times by now, not just on other media, but in the comics as well, and the reason on why they are probably doing a call back to that in this new Spiderman movie is because as popular as Spiderman is, the dirty secret is that he has few "iconic" moments that the even the normies can recognize.

Uncle Ben's death, Spiderman trapped under heavy machinery in the "If this be my destiny" story (which was used in that homecoming movie), "face it tiger you've just hit the jackpot" and Spiderman no more (this one being re-used to death)

So if these studios keep coming back to the same spots to drive hype amongst people, it ain't so much about "getting it" or not, but more so that Spiderman and capeshit in general is a tired genre with little space to go. Sure, the cinema sucess opened doors to a larger audience, but that doesn't mean these characters don't feel old and tired, because they are old and tired.

Second, please Robert stop with this "think about the little girls, they need Spider-Gwen for halloween costumes!" bullshit, I don't think you need to worry about girls being catered characters and products to spend they parents' money with, it doesn't have to be capeshit.

Also, Spider-Gwen ain't that popular, she started off as just a riff on the original spiderman on that crappy Spider-verse event, and what really called people's attention was the costume, which people went crazy making fanarts of. After that, none of the solo Spider Gwen (or ghost spider, stupid name) managed to take hold on it's own, and now Spider Gwen takes part of teams, like those Marver Rising animations no one watches, or being a support character that doesn't have much to do in that animated movie.

So drop the fucking histerics about killing Gwen Stacy, I would agree that she was never much of a character before, but she isn't much now either, and for the love of god stop using the "little girls!!!" as argument, leave the kids alone you creep, they like what they like, they don't need a fat 40 year old basement dweller to tell them what they like.

Bob is just mad because he just wants Spider-Gwen content to fap to with how much of an eternal virgin he seems to be. Fucking christ Bob is pathetic for his "PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!" nonsense when kids likely would only care about Spider-Man or his villains, not the side characters. Also he really doesn't understand shit about Spider-Man since that death literally exists to remind Peter of his limitations and show more of the risks he'd take, it's not some dumb generational event.

Is Robert a fan of the Spider-Man animated series like he is the X-Men one? (I actually don't know enough Bob Lore on this.) Because that series adapted The Night Gwen Stacy Died even though Gwen Stacy was never a character on the show. It just put Mary Jane in the role. (And didn't kill her since the series wasn't allowed to depict death. Or guns. Or punching.)

I personally doubt it since Bob is more attached to the Raimi Spider-Man movies than anything else related to Spider-Man.

 

[UserAccess]

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Where do I even begin? Aside from the fact that there are none religious pro-lifers even atheists admitt that Church charity work is a positive of religion. The only positive thing I am willing to give him is that at least he does not throw the same shade at older believers since he says that this statement about creation and destruction only applies to modernity.

A believer made the best peach cobbler I ever had. That was good, and more meaningful than anything that Bob's contributed to society.

Person that made it for me was a black woman, too. Damn Bob, it's like this binary distinction you're selling falls apart when you scrutinize it even a little bit.

 

[Apotheosis of the Liver]

Damn Bob, it's like this binary distinction you're selling falls apart when you scrutinize it even a little bit.

You know what they say. There are two kinds of people, people who believe there are two kinds of people, and people who know better.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

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A believer made the best peach cobbler I ever had. That was good, and more meaningful than anything that Bob's contributed to society.

Person that made it for me was a black woman, too. Damn Bob, it's like this binary distinction you're selling falls apart when you scrutinize it even a little bit.

Bob is the type of person who believes that only evil white people are Christian yet never considers other races. If he is confronted, he'd just call them race traitors.

Honestly Bob has no contribution to society even in his fantasies he doesn't contribute much or want any actual contributions. He'd rather bomb red states than do anything else, he lets corporations and robots decide everything, and he just wants to be in an attractive immortal robot body as he sits in his ivory tower, debating philosophy with other people before he is sent to the Mushroom Kingdom.

Bob is a retarded idiot who has probably the most destructive ideals I've ever seen that do not include anarchists/accelerationists.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

A believer made the best peach cobbler I ever had. That was good, and more meaningful than anything that Bob's contributed to society.

Person that made it for me was a black woman, too. Damn Bob, it's like this binary distinction you're selling falls apart when you scrutinize it even a little bit.

No, see, she's a Thinker because she votes for the Democrats. (I presume. I know, it's racist of me.)

 

[Blacklight]

Wonder how Blobby is going to deal with OSHA saying the vaccine mandate is suspended.

 

[Mola Ram]

Person that made it for me was a black woman, too. Damn Bob, it's like this binary distinction you're selling falls apart when you scrutinize it even a little bit.

Bob's "thinkers vs. believers" horseshit is only possible in the imaginary world of the Extremely Online, where any human being who confronts you with any quality that challenges your preconceptions can be safely ignored, or, better yet, blocked. As with many things, Bob is best as a cautionary tale about spending too much time on Twitter.