Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[John Carmack]

Ask and you shall receive.

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That's a fairly small amount of public humiliation for an average sized person, I'd say?

 

[Flexo]

An his original script for Apocalypse Now was both Kurtz and Benjamin fighting the whole VC army, Red Dawn is pretty much a Raegen jack off fest and Conan well thats the only good thing he made.

This board just proved that Amanda makes it 2 good things.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Wasn't Amanda's father the basis for the character Walter in the Big Lebowski? You know, the guy who almost ventilates another dude for cheating in bowling?

Man, if Bob hadn't gotten so btfo'd, I'd have been hoping for dad to get involved and really go at him.

Either way, I think Bob takes the Ls from women so much because his thirsty ass is placing the pussy on a fucking pedestal.

DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS, BOBBY?! DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS BOBBY, WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS?!!

 

[Mola Ram]

I'm not usually one to share personal anecdotes here (or anywhere online), but this was too good not to pass along.

I was chatting with my niece and the subject turned to Chris-chan, and then to lolcows generally. It's an interesting experience: she knows oodles of cows I never heard of, but often doesn't know the history of things -- she's heard of Something Awful, but had no idea who Lowtax was. Anyway, I decided to introduce her to Bob, and this was her response:

 

[Adamska]

I'm not usually one to share personal anecdotes here (or anywhere online), but this was too good not to pass along.

I was chatting with my niece and the subject turned to Chris-chan, and then to lolcows generally. It's an interesting experience: she knows oodles of cows I never heard of, but often doesn't know the history of things -- she's heard of Something Awful, but had no idea who Lowtax was. Anyway, I decided to introduce her to Bob, and this was her response:

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She's partially right, given his tendency to insult and want to call women whores the moment he knows or thinks they're a "safe" target. Also is partially right because of his tendency to stalk women and ignore their soft blocks. He probably uses his alt account still to stalk women who don't know about that one too.

 

[Mola Ram]

She's partially right, given his tendency to insult and want to call women whores the moment he knows or thinks they're a "safe" target. Also is partially right because of his tendency to stalk women and ignore their soft blocks. He probably uses his alt account still to stalk women who don't know about that one too.

It's just amazing to me how quickly she went to that. She had no idea who MovieBob was (she doesn't come here, because she's much smarter than I am), had never seen a picture of him, but upon seeing the most famous image of him -- second-most, maybe, if you consider the Captain N pic more well known -- immediately focused on that. It really makes you wonder how creepy non-Kiwi autists find him on first blush.

 

[Foltest]

Yesterday when I was out at the pub, I saw a man, who looked like a clone of Bob.
Same hairstyle, same big head, around the same weight. However, unlike Bob, this guy looked like he could enjoy a good time and was pretty pleasend overall. You can say, he is anti bob

 

[Nod Flenders]

That picture of Bob dressed as Mario will haunt him until the end of time.

 

[Positron]

This update will be split into two posts to facilitate quoting.

Rittenhouse. Fuck evidence; just BELIEVE!


Unfortunately, SaintHeartwing ceded ground to Bobby and his fellow nutters:


Bobby fantasizes physically abusing Rittenhouse:

I bet MOS is only too intimately familiar with assholes.

Speaking of assholes, here's a rare crossover with Zach Antolek:


"Dignity" is a "weird thing" to Bobby:


Tulsi Gabbard and Glen Greenwald add to Bobby's fume:

Yup. Claiming that the Democrat-led government is a perversion of justice makes you a "Karen".


As Rittenhouse has shown us, you don't need to be a "superhuman" to perform deeds of heroism. But to pop-culture addled slobs like Bobby, even the concept of heroism is beyond his ken.


(Archive of PolitiFact article)

Racial slurs are reserved for the woke, who knows how to use them:


Angel hates guns:



Pretty much. Bobby will cry when he is hungry too, so he too thinks Rittenhouse faked his tears.






You don't need to be a animators for decades to see the current batch are mostly uncreative, mentally-ill pederasts.

And finally, a reminder that Cancel Culture has never existed and will never exist:

Cyrus Cohen is a bugger who seems to be in a feud with Sasha Stone.

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Bobby gives us an in-depth analysis of the importance of masculine posturing in politics. I bet Biden's re-election campaign involves him playing beach volleyball shirtless.


In no time at all people pointed out how ridiculous Bobby is:


And guess who is the baddest bastard in the Capitol now? Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez! Yes, the toughest fucker on the block is the one who cries rape every other week!

The ultimate sign of toughness is claiming that your heart breaks all the time:


Sometimes masculinity will land you in a hot mess:

Homophobe.

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Biden's colonoscopy signifies another landmark moment of Feminism:


And don't forget he had been making running commentaries about Kevin McCarthy non-stop:


1619 Project. Bobby applies what he learns from Relativism 101. (Archive of book review from WP)

So Bobby agrees that the Holocaust narrative is a political program. Good to know.

Prison reform:




People noticed Bobby's "so and so isn't a person" reflexive tic:

Peter Callard sounds like someone we can reason with. We need a dossier on him.





Bobby refers to Britannica. Unfortunately he seems not to understand the very first sentence of the article.

To wit "meme, unit of cultural information spread by imitation." No mention of "references" or "zeitgeist".

A social movement Bobby can be the vanguard of:


Tennis whores:



Looks more like AOC to be honest.

Bobby still imagines he has a say in the Scientifically-Planned Life Experience in Superior Future:

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Bobby can afford to run his mouth because he has no job and even less employment prospects. What's your excuse, Christopher Cook Chipman of Diversified Technologies, Inc?

Chris is the kind of guy who would let Rosenbaum (the child molester Rittenshot shot and killed in self-defense) babysit his children without knowing his rap sheet.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I said this on another thread but it's true here as well:

There is this idea in leftist circles that radicalisation is something that people do of their own free will (see this thread for an example of what I mean) and that people just wake up one day and decide to start reading Mein Kampf. That is - and I'm going to be frank here - bullshit. I'm a "radical traditionalist Catholic" according to our benevolent overlords at the "Southern" "Poverty" "Law" Center. Do you think I decided to join a movement that was, and still is, hated by the majority of the bishops and whose members are treated like second-class Catholics? No. I did it because I was forced to, and because my bishop thinks that going to Zoroastrian fire temples is more important than going to the Latin Mass. I'm friends with quite a few groypers. They didn't wake up one morning and decide to stop being liberals and join AF; they did it because they looked at the degeneracy in American society and saw no other option.

Look at the Weimar Republic, and how radical parties, like the KPD and the NSDAP, grew when the economy did poorly and people were screwed over by the system. Look at how the Bolsheviks seized power in Russia. The average Bolshevik joined the Party because there was no bread in Petrograd, and the Bolsheviks were the only party who would give him any. Look at the Parisians who put on red liberty caps and joined the sans-culottes, or the Vendéens who put on patches of the Sacred Heart and fought alongside the Chouans. All these were radical causes, and all these grew in strength because people saw no other option than joining them.

You want to put the people who radicalised Kyle on trial? Put every Antifag and every politician who supported those scum's attempt to stage a coup in the dock. Close down the drag queen story hours. Police the southern border and deport illegals. Stop shipping American jobs abroad. Only once you do those, and more, will you ever solve the problem of "radicalised young white men".

Radicalisation isn't something people choose to do, radicalisation happens to people because of what they see in society. Kyle didn't choose to pick up a rifle and go to Kenosha, he was left with no other choice but to go there and fight because nobody else would.

Whenever Bob talks about AOC I feel uneasy.

I used to - not support, but respect - AOC, and now I've come to terms with the fact she's a grifter, but I would never have talked about how she's such a sexy Latina who would totally beat up Paul Gosar. It's honestly really creepy and I'm surprised that she hasn't quote tweeted any of his thirstposting or just told him "this isn't appropriate, I'm a congresswoman, stop simping for me". Although maybe that's part of the grift...

 

[Positron]

Bobby gives a protip to 2024 GOP candidates: promise that you make Capeshit illegal!


"Dorky Mantrum BS":

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We've known too well how Bobby respects women who won't fuck him in a million lifetimes:


Bobby's cronies are unhappy at him being called "functionally illiterate":

Bobby's links are two Youtube videos. The Sesame Street one is a silly gag called "Twin Beaks". I don't have the time to go through the Duck Tales one.

Bobby is proud that he's given a boost to Jane Campion's rep:




Of course Bobby continues to be salty that many famous directors refuse to think MCU is the be-all-end-all of cinema:




Film Bros Corner:




Incidentally Bobby knows of a far-right forum famous for doxxing (sic) and child pornography:

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James Gunn's artistic masterpiece and Cowboy Bebop:


Consoom with James Gunn:




Ghostbusters: Afterlife. At least it didn't open higher than The Eternals.






Matrix:




The Man Who Laughs (review on Youtube.)

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What's that thing and why they are horrified?



Luke goes weird on TLOU (what else?) and Harry Potter. I've removed a large part of the convo so it might not make sense.







Not as elevated as "I fucked your mom" jokes, to be sure.



On top of his various setbacks -- Bobby still can't figure out how to e-beg on Twitter!


FINISHED! And a new batch of logorrhea is coming! I must sleep.

 

[Mola Ram]

I said this on another thread but it's true here as well:

Radicalisation isn't something people choose to do, radicalisation happens to people because of what they see in society. Kyle didn't choose to pick up a rifle and go to Kenosha, he was left with no other choice but to go there and fight because nobody else would.

This is an excellent, excellent breakdown of the intellectual dishonesty on the left these days -- lying to themselves as much as anyone, because this idea that people choose to self-radicalise allows them to avoid any reflection or self-criticism at all. It's why that obnoxious comic with the guy turning Nazi is nearly as bad as XKCD's infamous free speech strip. "Oh, you call me a Nazi? Then a Nazi I shall become!" That's not how these things happen.

Something that is overlooked (deliberately, I'd guess) and which Bob is always guilty of is the flexible definition of what a "Nazi" is. It's not "guess I'll be a Nazi;" it's "if you're calling me a Nazi, then which other 'Nazis' are you lying about?" And, since Bob is a dimwit who harbors violent masturbatory fantasies, he goes a step further and says once you've determined someone is a Nazi you can do pretty much whatever you want to them, along with dismissing any concerns they might have. It's a meaningless term, joining a lot of other meaningless terms (including but not limited to racist, KKK, QAnon, and feel free to add your own), but scumbags like Bob insist they still have the full force of the Mark of Cain.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

"All you should hear is 'nazi' and it shouldn't matter what comes next!"

What if the sentence is "Was accused of being a nazi, but that was a complete lie." ? Bob, you fat, slobbering dildo, you're asking people to literally stop think when they hear trigger words, like dogs. You're a complete fucking tard.

 

[Mola Ram]

"All you should hear is 'nazi' and it shouldn't matter what comes next!"

What if the sentence is "Was accused of being a nazi, but that was a complete lie." ? Bob, you fat, slobbering dildo, you're asking people to literally stop think when they hear trigger words, like dogs. You're a complete fucking tard.

Truly the hallmark of a Thinker.

 

[TopTierHealer]

People noticed Bobby's "so and so isn't a person" reflexive tic:

'Terrified of black people being brought up'. I should send this retard the videos of elderly abuse made by melanin enriched individuals.
I'm not ashamed to admit it: I'm afraid of a world where whites are not in charge of because the few whites that will remain will be megabillionaires or ivory tower academics. Basically a myth. Imagine a world where every single interaction you have is made by a population that loathes you: the cashier that will try to fleece you; the dmv clerk that will missplace your papes; the amazon rep that will fuck up your delivery. Sorry for the stormfront rant but shit, this is true: I have lived in both the multicultu utopia and in whitesville. 'The greatest trick the devil pulled was convincing he didn't exist' - these twitter assholes think the systemic racism is against darkies. It isn't, they just don't know what to do with the handouts and think their fuckups is whiteys fault. I wish everyone of those twats to live 1 year in an inner city as a pasty white guy.
Anyways - back to the stormfront rant: black-run societies don't work for that exact reason.

Anyways, Bob fat.

 

[Lensherr]

I said this on another thread but it's true here as well:

Radicalisation isn't something people choose to do, radicalisation happens to people because of what they see in society. Kyle didn't choose to pick up a rifle and go to Kenosha, he was left with no other choice but to go there and fight because nobody else would.

More importantly, Bob and his ilk are hypocrites on this issue as well. They constantly apologize for jogger criminality and wetbacks crossing the border illegally because they "have no other options" given their circumstances, but when it comes to white people, they make no attempt to understand why they go down a path of radicalization and insinuate that they're simply bad seeds (they don't outright say this, but if you read between the lines it's pretty evident that it's what they think). In their view, white people have agency and should know better, but nonwhites don't and it's up to the rest of us to bend over backwards to accommodate them.

 

[Boom Boss]

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Are his tweets getting flagged or something?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

"All you should hear is 'nazi' and it shouldn't matter what comes next!"

What if the sentence is "Was accused of being a nazi, but that was a complete lie." ? Bob, you fat, slobbering dildo, you're asking people to literally stop think when they hear trigger words, like dogs. You're a complete fucking tard.

It's a cult.

When I was writing up a thread I came across the BITE model. It's scary how many things leftists do fall somewhere on that.

 

[Davis O'Shaughnessy]

I admit i am relatively new to the Blobbard rabbit hole and it's fascinating too see a persons perspective being completly shaped by pop-culture. I think everybody has one or two merchandise articles which mean a little bit more for you personally (I used to wear a superman shirt during nightshifts as an EMT. I know it's cringe but i could relate to the idea of going out there and help, no matter what) or maybe you could relate to a scene in a movie/game/comic a little bit more than others because of your current life circumstances.
Bob on the other hand has no personal story, he lives in a castle of funko-pops and spends his entire day consooming the most milquetoast, by-the-numbers, board approved trash the modern media landscape produces (emphasis here on PRODUCE) and his Twitter bubble.

He's a man living in a cave, describing the shadows on the wall. If only we could see the world the way he does, maybe then we could understand.


This thread is a goldmine. What a sad man.