Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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About that 2002 Chippa Look:
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Chris seems to have deleted that Facebook post with Bobby's malformed likeness.


The filthy Democrat tactic to equate Glenn Youngkin with Trump fails miserably in Virginia (Postmortem review. I quote: "what we do know that if our most-effective message in 2022 is that Republicans = Trump, we’re going to get creamed.")
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Someone please install these two men in the Dem's brain tank!

Not everyone is convinced that the Dems have been engaging in Bad Tactics however:
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Indeed, treating every right-leaning outlet as "propaganda" is not healthy.

Glenn Greenward maintains his journalistic integrity. Bobby isn't buying it of course.
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Being a conflict-averse pussy is now "muscular, testosterone-swollen, New Hampshire granite-sturdy masculine stoicism"
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Police got their hands tied and cannot arrest people for shop loots. This is the world you voted for:
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Lauren Boebert:
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(Archive of Daily Beast's "exclusive")

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Bobby knows the Drefyus Affair:
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This is what Bobby's tweets appear to me:
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If global warming is an existential threat to humans, the first logical thing to do is to stop all frivolous use of energy for entertainment, such as movies and Twitter.

But don't you know that non-global environmentalism is literally Nazism?
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Bobby questions the crit cred of another Youtuber.
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(Greekdom101's video in which he rants at Twitter for 14 minutes. What offended Bobby is the line "[Ghostbuster] is not really made for people looking for anything that is truly artistic or, you know, film noir...")

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If Al Gore walking away from election disputes was a demonstration of "testosterone-swollen granite-sturdy muscular masculinity", Bobby's indulgence in petty quarrels would make him the world's largest supplier of estrogen.

Hayao Miyazaki announces his fourth final feature (or is it the fifth?)
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I have no fucking idea what Bobby wants to say.

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Ridley Scott:
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MOS has inadvertently spoken out why no one wants to see the likes of Brie Larson.

Black Panther:
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Reeves is one of the very few genuinely nice and caring people in Hollywood. The flip side is that he'd say anything to please.

Copycat Marvel:
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No one likes Bobby, straight or gay, cis or trans.

Weird Al vs Kid Rock:
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Bobby admits he's been fired several times -- just not from The Escapist:
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Finally, a wonderful crossover with Zach Antolek:
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Zach is currently extremely obsessed with the new Matrix flick; there is bound to be deeper fraternalization between him and Bobby.
 
Many thanks to @OttoWest and @Joe Shmo for their assistance on the matter of Bob's most loyal Angel, Ty Rachel "LibraryLass" Leyba. Also a shout out to @Ralph Barnhardt for keeping the Big List of Angels and Orbiters up to date.
Ty Rachel Leyba (LibraryLass, RachelGhoul, TLABReborn, Niwuff)
Born December 4, 1990
6134 4th Street NW Apt. 71, Los Ranchos de Albuquerque, New Mexico 87107
Reddit account
Twitter account
Email: new1improved1ty@gmail.com
A proud autistic, disabled Jewish transwoman of color (1, 2) Lass can usually be found defending the Lord of Lynn on Twitter. When not engaged in that, he can be found being an actual Reddit tranny janny (3) or posting on Disqus, where he has averaged thirty comments a day for over eight years running (4). It should come as no surprise to anyone that the subreddits he mods are largely focused on cartoon women having sex with each other. Despite being a tranny for more than a decade (5), he has yet to change his legal name aside from adding a woman's name as a middle name, rather similar to James Sterling.
Currently, his Reddit employment is his sole source of income (:lol:) aside from e-begging on Gofundme (6), as the last time he tried to get a job he worked for a month without a paycheck for a scam firm (7), shattering the age-old stereotype that Jews have superb business sense.
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He supplements his Gofundme e-begging by directly asking for money on Venmo, which made the early stages of the doxx quite simple.
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In happier times, Ty could be found posting on RPG.net, until he flew into an autistic rage when the mods placed a temporary hiatus on political discussion and was hit with the banhammer. After months of groveling before the admins, his account was reinstated, following which he devised a scheme to get revenge on the moderator who had originally banned him by slipping "gross transphobia" under the radar and reporting it to the global admins. This clever false flag was ruined when he posted about it on his Facebook profile, which netted a second permaban with no appeals.
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I guess grandma was too transphobic to pass on any menorah to Lass Library. Or they couldn't find one at a thrift store.

About that 2002 Chippa Look:
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Chris seems to have deleted that Facebook post with Bobby's malformed likeness.


The filthy Democrat tactic to equate Glenn Youngkin with Trump fails miserably in Virginia (Postmortem review. I quote: "what we do know that if our most-effective message in 2022 is that Republicans = Trump, we’re going to get creamed.")
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Someone please install these two men in the Dem's brain tank!

Not everyone is convinced that the Dems have been engaging in Bad Tactics however:
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Indeed, treating every right-leaning outlet as "propaganda" is not healthy.

Glenn Greenward maintains his journalistic integrity. Bobby isn't buying it of course.
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Being a conflict-averse pussy is now "muscular, testosterone-swollen, New Hampshire granite-sturdy masculine stoicism"
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Police got their hands tied and cannot arrest people for shop loots. This is the world you voted for:
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Lauren Boebert:
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(Archive of Daily Beast's "exclusive")

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Bobby knows the Drefyus Affair:
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This is what Bobby's tweets appear to me:
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If global warming is an existential threat to humans, the first logical thing to do is to stop all frivolous use of energy for entertainment, such as movies and Twitter.

But don't you know that non-global environmentalism is literally Nazism?
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Bobby questions the crit cred of another Youtuber.
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(Greekdom101's video in which he rants at Twitter for 14 minutes. What offended Bobby is the line "[Ghostbuster] is not really made for people looking for anything that is truly artistic or, you know, film noir...")

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If Al Gore walking away from election disputes was a demonstration of "testosterone-swollen granite-sturdy muscular masculinity", Bobby's indulgence in petty quarrels would make him the world's largest supplier of estrogen.

Hayao Miyazaki announces his fourth final feature (or is it the fifth?)
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I have no fucking idea what Bobby wants to say.

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Ridley Scott:
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MOS has inadvertently spoken out why no one wants to see the likes of Brie Larson.

Black Panther:
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Reeves is one of the very few genuinely nice and caring people in Hollywood. The flip side is that he'd say anything to please.

Copycat Marvel:
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No one likes Bobby, straight or gay, cis or trans.

Weird Al vs Kid Rock:
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Bobby admits he's been fired several times -- just not from The Escapist:
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Finally, a wonderful crossover with Zach Antolek:
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Zach is currently extremely obsessed with the new Matrix flick; there is bound to be deeper fraternalization between him and Bobby.
OH GOOD LORD, Chippa's hair business sounds like 80s/early 90s chicks using 3 cans of hairspray IN ONE SHOT to get those horrific "shield bangs". Product must have seeped through Chris' scalp and damaged his brain.

I'd like to think Chippa wised up about the photo, but it's probably more likely he baleeted it because people were probably giving him the business over the filth on the wall.
 
How does someone go so deep into the combo safe space/echo chamber they installed up their own ass that they say something like this? (And I make fun of Bob for projecting hard.)
Being bad at being Canada is not a bad thing, Bob. It's not really the socialist paradise where all your girlfriends live.
Police got their hands tied and cannot arrest people for shop loots. This is the world you voted for:
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Y'see, Bobby, we had police, then some great Thinker used his platform to inform our masters that removing that was only the first step:

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( Based on his other tweets this includes but is not limited to the military, ICE, and all federal funding to red states. )

Indeed, this Thinker pushed for the purge of the entire force and its replacement with something else:

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( Probably ED-209s, but if I dug through this thread for tweets proving that this post would be six pages long. )

And now, here we are, with police strapped for cash and manpower deciding that some crimes just aren't worth the trouble. So of course the criminals organize around making a profit from those crimes, because law and order has ceded their power and something else has filled the void. Clearly this is all just a lack of foresight from the police department! If they were just a bit more progressive this would never have happened! Should never have happened! They're supposed to protect us after all!
 
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Bob looks like a fat, white Omar Al-Bashir in that picture of his, mostly because the both of them always look like they just crapped themselves on every fucking picture of them lol!

Also impressive how this fatso managed to shove in some political commentary on a fucking Ghostbusters film, literally skipping any technical aspects of the film on his review. Way to fucking miss the one point you should be making, Blobert!

Again with "his generation".

Gen-X does not recognize your credentials, pant-load.

Mentally he is more on the Gen-Z turf considering how much of a narcissistic manbaby he is. But fatso here could probably fit all the way to the Silent Generation with his blubber lol!
 
Props to @Positron for the pic:

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The whole Ghostbusters talk is beyond any bearable autistic threshold, and yes, Robert making a parallel between this shit and why the democrats went to vote for Biden and not Hillary is cringe and stupid as fuck, but Robert managed to grab some attention, so hey, it is doing it's job I guess. Not to mention it is a bad joke, nobody should give too much weight to Robert words anyway.

Said that, I don't recall Robert going after anyone this viciously, at least not in recent memory. The guy he was calling out, demanding an awnser and even belittling his speech and presentation was from a channel that has a bit more than 70k subs, but his videos get little more than 2k views, obviously an amateur that is talking about pop culture crap, like thousands others around social media shit. Robert comes off as a petty bully, more so if Robert wants to keep his "professional critics" creds up and front.

Yeah, the Amanda Milius got him butthurt, but if anything, at least Robert used to be more carefull to not come out as a full on bully, at least not in this blatant way, keeping his shit talk to just be condescending and smug to others. But recently he is getting more agressive and sounding resentfull.

If I have to take a guess, I'll go the most obvious reason and say he is hurting for cash, his patreon is still dripping down and I doubt Matpat is paying him big bucks to wiki Marvel shit. Sooner or later Robert will have to bite that bulledt and ask for money that goes beyond a simple "patreon plug", and getting mad at twitter won't make things easier for him.
 
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I wonder if he got responses on that weird fisheye that made him delete it? Or maybe it was the "art" on his walls?
What offended Bobby is the line "[Ghostbuster] is not really made for people looking for anything that is truly artistic or, you know, film noir..."
This? This? I am LOLing hard here. That is such nothing of a line and all can decipher exactly what that "reviewer" means. But Bob here is not just misunderstanding. As @Bolo mentioned above, this is really vicious attack. With a tweet and follow up of "you did not respond to me, I win" and then a follow up of the most condencending crap ever. I really think after the L he took to Amanda Milius, he really really searches for approval that his content is good in any way.

Its crap Bob. Give up. "The Chippa" kids' graffity has more artistiic merit than your content. And its more informative as well.
 
Props to @Positron for the pic:

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The whole Ghostbusters talk is beyond any bearable autistic threshold, and yes, Robert making a parallel between this shit and why the democrats went to vote for Biden and not Hillary is cringe and stupid as fuck, but Robert managed to grab some attention, so hey, it is doing it's job I guess. Not to mention it is a bad joke, nobody should give too much weight to Robert words anyway.

Said that, I don't recall Robert going after anyone this viciously, at least not in recent memory. The guy he was calling out, demanding an awnser and even belittling his speech and presentation was from a channel that has a bit more than 70k subs, but his videos get little more than 2k views, obviously an amateur that is talking about pop culture crap, like thousands others around social media shit. Robert comes off as a petty bully, more so if Robert wants to keep his "professional critics" creds up and front.

Yeah, the Amanda Milius got him butthurt, but if anything, at least Robert used to be more carefull to not come out as a full on bully, at least not in this blatant way, keeping his shit talk to just be condescending and smug to others. But recently he is getting more agressive and sounding resentfull.

If I have to take a guess, I'll go the most obvious reason and say he is hurting for cash, his patreon is still dripping down and I doubt Matpat is paying him big bucks to wiki Marvel shit. Sooner or later Robert will have to bite that bulled and ask for money that goes beyond a simple "patreon plug", and getting mad at twitter won't make things easier for him.
I can't find it but the dude has been childishly bitching that Twitter doesn't have the "tips" function working for him yet. Seems that's his last hope of staying the repo men from his collection of stretched, stained, and distressed NES vintage wear. Why he thinks the collection of unemployable, mutilated nutsacks tweeting as much as he is have two dimes to spare on his ass is beyond me.

I figured I'd help the boy out and do a quick job search in his area based on his qualifications. The only place that seemed a match at all was Wendy's. Seems like a good fit based on:

• Must be at least 16 years of age
• Overnight work availability, including holidays
• Reliable transportation
• Authorized to work in the United States

He's 40, he's awake all night Tweeting, holidays are meaningless to a loathsomely insect with no wife or child, his car's as reliable as the drunk driving it and he's allowed to work in this country. Pretty solid $17.00 an hour to start, but that might come down a few bucks based on his film studies degree while they retrain with a marketable skill.

But I hit this roadblock:

Ability to work well independently and as part of a team


Robert doesn't meet these qualifications because of the following inadequacies: Ability, work, work well, work well independently, work well as part of a team.

Sorry Bob. I tried to get you out of your mother's basement and into a one room studio close enough to have mommy do your laundry on the weekends, but it looks like you're stuck.
 
Moviebob on suicide watch.

Mario Movie Producer Suggests Chris Pratt Won't Be Doing an Italian Accent (Archive)

Mario movie co-producer Chris Meledandri has suggested that Chris Pratt's performance as the main character won't be using Mario's usual accent, and that his chosen voice is "phenomenal".

Speaking to TooFab, Meledandri was asked about the divisive casting choice, replying, "All I can tell you is the voice that he's doing for us in Mario is phenomenal. Yeah, I can't wait for people to hear it."

With regard to that performance, he suggested that Mario's normal tones might not be what we should go in expecting: "We cover [that accent] in the movie, So you'll see we definitely nod to that – but that's not the tenor of the performance throughout the film."

Asked about the response to Pratt being asked to play a character traditionally depicted as Italian, Meledandri said: "Well, as an Italian American myself, I understand. You know, I understand the comments. Charlie Day, who's playing Luigi, actually comes from Italian heritage. Yeah so that's our nod."

Pratt was cast alongside Anya Taylor-Joy as Peach, Charlie Day as Luigi, Jack Black as Bowser, Keegan-Michael Key as Toad, Seth Rogen as Donkey Kong, Kevin Michael Richardson as Kamek, Fred Armisen as Cranky Kong, and Sebastian Maniscalco as Foreman Spike. Mario video game voice actor Charles Martinet will appear in at least one cameo role.

The animated movie, being created by Despicable Me studio Illumination, is scheduled to hit theaters on December 21, 2022. The project was originally announced in 2018, with both Illumination CEO Chris Meledandri and Super Mario creator Shigeru Miyamoto attached as producers.

Nintendo is also exploring animation projects beyond Super Mario, and early reports suggest Seth Rogen might be getting his own Donkey Kong movie.
 
The filthy Democrat tactic to equate Glenn Youngkin with Trump fails miserably in Virginia (Postmortem review. I quote: "what we do know that if our most-effective message in 2022 is that Republicans = Trump, we’re going to get creamed.")
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Yes, there is an America that actually matters (agriculture, transportation, medicine, science, etc.)... but Moviebob is not in that America's population. Moviebob never has been a part of the America that actually matters. Moviebob will likely never be a part of the America that actually matters.



Not everyone is convinced that the Dems have been engaging in Bad Tactics however:
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There's one obvious problem with that statement: It's the extreme-left wing of the Democratic Party that controls a vast majority of the U.S. media in both TV and in tech. Ergo, it's the Democrats who are presently dominating the discourse that pollutes the population with their -ism-fueled propaganda and disinformation, not the Republicans.



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Indeed, treating every right-leaning outlet as "propaganda" is not healthy.
So is treating Moviebob as a human being.



Glenn Greenward maintains his journalistic integrity. Bobby isn't buying it of course.
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If Moviebob's so obsessed with "he crossed state lines"... then shouldn't Bob be banned from ever attending a comics convention located outside his home state of Assholechusetts?



Being a conflict-averse pussy is now "muscular, testosterone-swollen, New Hampshire granite-sturdy masculine stoicism"
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Remember: Moviebob is a Climate Change™ cultist. He seems to be blissfully ignorant that Al Gore's mansion(s) use roughly 3x as much energy as a regular-sized home.



Police got their hands tied and cannot arrest people for shop loots. This is the world you voted for:
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Moviebob loves himself some "protestors" that support the Bloviate, Lie, & Misrepresent movement.



Under Donald Trump, Moviebob referred to these numbers as "jerbs".

Under FIC Joe Biden, Moviebob refers to these numbers as "jobs".

Double standard much, Bob?



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This? From someone who thinks a 3,500-calorie McMeal is a small meal?



It's called "law school", Bob. Critical Race Applied Principles doesn't apply here.



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If global warming is an existential threat to humans, the first logical thing to do is to stop all frivolous use of energy for entertainment, such as movies and Twitter.
Good one!

Even better one: If Global Warming™ is such a threat to humanity, then why do so many of these alarmists want to live in coastal territories?



But don't you know that non-global environmentalism is literally Nazism?
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"Oxygen [...] don't obey borders" is still the single best argument against the Green New Deal. Moviebob and his ilk are still too fucking stupid to realize that.



My head hurts just looking at that helmet.



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If Al Gore walking away from election disputes was a demonstration of "testosterone-swollen granite-sturdy muscular masculinity", Bobby's indulgence in petty quarrels would make him the world's largest supplier of estrogen.
A la Cyberdyne Industries' T-800 vision:

Scanning...

Screen name: "Moviebob"

DNA makeup: 99% cetacean excrement...
1% evil magic...
0% human...




Bob's correct on this matter. That Kid Rock video is not the most embarrassing thing from his generation has ever done. Far from it. Moviebob is a much greater embarrassment to his generation than Kid Rock could ever aspire to be.
 
Bob thinks he's part of the America that Ackshually Matters because he votes "the right way", doesn't hate the darkies or speds or sexually diverse, and blathers on twitter to nudge politicians of the ilk that he would vote for to do the right thing and minecraft the mayonnaise wasteland ghouls, or at least gulag them so they can no longer delay the Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah.

But yeah, it's hilarious that Slobbert retwats people that advocate arresting Republicans (for no actual good reason), when they're the same people that want to empty all the prisons and abolish all the police. It's like, pick one, dude. Who will arrest the Republicans, if not police? Where will they be held, if not jail/prison? This is not the concept of Thinkers. This is pure Believer bullshit.
 
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The left only wins with people who embrace hypocrisy and contradiction, which is sad because the vast majority of common people are probably not able to decipher and parse all of this nonsense.

I mean, peacefully violent? The difference is really that the right condemns unlawful actions because they want to uphold the constitution and live in a lawful Country.
The left want to literally overthrow the law, write their own unfair laws, and persecute the people they don't like.

To further the 1984 metaphor, these people are the proles who can only participate in the power structure by forming their identity around their lower class. They only feel joy when theyre are given their ever decreasing rations and their two minutes of hate on twitter. They only feel fear when they might lose out on their rations or they hear about how the eastasians might be coming over the border. They are the cattle that the elite inner party uses and to see it all is pain. Like a boot stamping on your face for noticing.
 
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The left only wins with people who embrace hypocrisy and contradiction, which is sad because the vast majority of common people are probably not able to decipher and parse all of this nonsense.

I mean, peacefully violent? The difference is really that the right condemns unlawful actions because they want to uphold the constitution and live in a lawful Country.
The left want to literally overthrow the law, write their own unfair laws, and persecute the people they don't like.

To further the 1984 metaphor, these people are the proles who can only participate in the power structure by forming their identity around their lower class. They only feel joy when theyre are given their ever decreasing rations and their two minutes of hate on twitter. They only feel fear when they might lose out on their rations or they hear about how the eastasians might be coming over the border. They are the cattle that the elite inner party uses and to see it all is pain. Like a boot stamping on your face for noticing.
The hilarious part is that Bob never thinks "the boot" will be his own side stomping on HIS face.
 
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The left only wins with people who embrace hypocrisy and contradiction, which is sad because the vast majority of common people are probably not able to decipher and parse all of this nonsense.

I mean, peacefully violent? The difference is really that the right condemns unlawful actions because they want to uphold the constitution and live in a lawful Country.
The left want to literally overthrow the law, write their own unfair laws, and persecute the people they don't like.

To further the 1984 metaphor, these people are the proles who can only participate in the power structure by forming their identity around their lower class. They only feel joy when theyre are given their ever decreasing rations and their two minutes of hate on twitter. They only feel fear when they might lose out on their rations or they hear about how the eastasians might be coming over the border. They are the cattle that the elite inner party uses and to see it all is pain. Like a boot stamping on your face for noticing.
There's a quote from Orwell's fellow dystopian author, Aldous Huxley, that fits your description, and Moviebob in particular:
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Ridley Scott:
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MOS has inadvertently spoken out why no one wants to see the likes of Brie Larson.
Is first day streaming harmful or not or does it not matter anymore now that the MCU is back in production?
Bobby admits he's been fired several times -- just not from The Escapist:
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Yeah that's not a good thing retard. It doesn't just happen. It's why none of his beloved "mutuals" EVER comes to his aid. It's why The Escapist suddenly and with no fanfare announced that he was no longer working with them and he's getting all of his IPs back so please don't bother them by ever coming here looking for them. He is more than an asshole. He is reprehensible and he knows this and he doesn't care. It's why only mentally damaged people react favorably to the bile he vomits on a daily basis.

Bob, you are not some quirky super intellect that has to deal with burden of dealing everyday with people who when compared to you are stupid. You are not House. You are an unemployed, self made diabetic who lives with his mother in Lynn lol calm down.
 
I figured I'd help the boy out and do a quick job search in his area based on his qualifications.
Minor PL: I was reading the nutrition label on a container of Marshmallow Fluff (spoiler alert: not healthy!) and saw that it’s manufactured in Lynn, MA by Durkee. There’s gotta be a FilmRobert/Ghostbusters SNL skit in this.
 
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