Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[TeamTurd99]

My dream cow-crossover would be Quinton Reviews and MovieBob going to the Scalfani's for Thanksgiving. I bet Jr would get his first murder charge that day too!

EDIT: and throw Lindsay Ellis in there for shits and giggles.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

I'll pay Bob money to take a video of him bench pressing his max at the gym. Unironically, I would pay to see that.

You could sell it to America's Funniest Home Videos afterwards, "Fatso breaking solid steel gym equipment" lol!

Bob's exercise routines are probably limited to going to his local McDonald's, buying a family sized meal for himself and walking back to his basement!

Ability to work well independently and as part of a team

Robert doesn't meet these qualifications because of the following inadequacies: Ability, work, work well, work well independently, work well as part of a team.

Sorry Bob. I tried to get you out of your mother's basement and into a one room studio close enough to have mommy do your laundry on the weekends, but it looks like you're stuck.

Even if Bob needed the job (which he fucking will considering how he's going to alienate even the few who still like his content) he would probably only take it on the verge of being homeless, he is a bloted, entitled narcissist who probably thinks working in a low skill job is beneath him, maybe he could accept a gig as a Mario cosplayer for a local plumbing business but actual manual labor is not on Blobert the Lard's list of possible career paths!

My dream cow-crossover would be Quinton Reviews and MovieBob going to the Scalfani's for Thanksgiving. I bet Jr would get his first murder charge that day too!

Either that or the amount of sheer mass in the room would probably cause an atomic explosion lol!

 

[Koby_Fish]

Is first day streaming harmful or not or does it not matter anymore now that the MCU is back in production?

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1463238140236341255

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: "I've been fired from a few job…

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Yeah that's not a good thing retard. It doesn't just happen. It's why none of his beloved "mutuals" EVER comes to his aid. It's why The Escapist suddenly and with no fanfare announced that he was no longer working with them and he's getting all of his IPs back so please don't bother them by ever coming here looking for them. He is more than an asshole. He is reprehensible and he knows this and he doesn't care. It's why only mentally damaged people react favorably to the bile he vomits on a daily basis.

Bob, you are not some quirky super intellect that has to deal with burden of dealing everyday with people who when compared to you are stupid. You are not House. You are an unemployed, self made diabetic who lives with his mother in Lynn lol calm down.

Bob's particular method of copium consumption here is rationalizing that how his jobs ended in those places do not count as being "fired".

"You see, friendo, they didn't fire me. They simply chose not to renew my contract. That's not being fired."

EVERY PERSON IN THE UNIVERSE recognizes that technicalities in the details aside, it is most certainly being fired. There is a distinction there without a difference. It's the pussy's way out, but if Bobbert did nothing to justify firing, they would have renewed his damn contract.

 

[Mary the Goldsmith]

Everytime I see bob's twitter pic Im reminded of Dobson, he had his fursona in a very similar pose as his pfp. The fact that they have similar ideology doesnt help

 

[Water-T]

Good old goalpost moving Blob!

Blob: Blah blah GB:A misogynist blah blah GB2016 GOOD!

Critic: But Afterlife's main cast was mostly women!

Blob: BUT WHAT ABOUT FILM NOIR? CHECKMATE, ATHEISTS!

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

No, oxygen doesn't obey borders. So why do you refuse to support any policy that would require China to stop producing so many greenhouse gases?

 

[Water-T]

Minor PL: I was reading the nutrition label on a container of Marshmallow Fluff (spoiler alert: not healthy!) and saw that it’s manufactured in Lynn, MA by Durkee. There’s gotta be a FilmRobert/Ghostbusters SNL skit in this.

It's obvious that they harvest their Fluff product from Stay Puft Robert while he sleeps

Said that, I don't recall Robert going after anyone this viciously, at least not in recent memory. The guy he was calling out, demanding an answer and even belittling his speech and presentation was from a channel that has a bit more than 70k subs, but his videos get little more than 2k views, obviously an amateur that is talking about pop culture crap, like thousands others around social media shit. Robert comes off as a petty bully, more so if Robert wants to keep his "professional critics" creds up and front.

Yeah, the Amanda Milius got him butthurt, but if anything, at least Robert used to be more careful to not come out as a full on bully, at least not in this blatant way, keeping his shit talk to just be condescending and smug to others. But recently he is getting more aggressive and sounding resentful.

Blob's massive ass is still chapped from the whipping Amanda gave him, so he's taking out his anger on a soft and easy target.

 

[Flexo]

Good old goalpost moving Blob!

Blob: Blah blah GB:A misogynist blah blah GB2016 GOOD!

Critic: But Afterlife's main cast was mostly women!

Blob: BUT WHAT ABOUT FILM NOIR? CHECKMATE, ATHEISTS!

And I'll admit, GB:A demonstrates how it should be done. It has a "women in stem" style message to it, BUT YOU HAVE TO LOOK FOR IT. If you blink or focus on other things, it's easy to miss. It's like... how quality writing is SUPPOSED to be done.

No, oxygen doesn't obey borders. So why do you refuse to support any policy that would require China to stop producing so many greenhouse gases?

It also ignores the history that nomadic people really were NOT concerned about the environment because if things got bad, they just picked up and moved elsewhere.

A lot of the mega fauna Bob likes to bemoan is missing from the Americas were very likely hunted to extinction by nomadic tribes.

 

[Nod Flenders]

No, oxygen doesn't obey borders. So why do you refuse to support any policy that would require China to stop producing so many greenhouse gases?

Because China is the perfect nation in his (and many others) leftist mind. They can do no wrong.

 

[Water-T]

A lot of the mega fauna Bob likes to bemoan is missing from the Americas were very likely hunted to extinction by nomadic tribes.

But unlike those EVIL COLONISTS, it's ok because they were not White.

If you go far back enough, EVERY race were fucking colonizers.

 

[Mola Ram]

he's taking out his anger on a soft and easy target.

What, he doesn't have a dick anymore?

 

[ChampFantana]

What, he doesn't have a dick anymore?

He can't find it.

Lardo Retardo is definitely still buttblasted by the ass kicking he got from Amanda Milius. We'll be harvesting salt from that incident for YEARS.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

You could sell it to America's Funniest Home Videos afterwards, "Fatso breaking solid steel gym equipment" lol!

I'm afraid he'd have to settle for donating it to Gym Idiots:

A lot of the mega fauna Bob likes to bemoan is missing from the Americas were very likely hunted to extinction by nomadic tribes.

Also megafauna Bob seemingly isn't quite so fond of because it's less lizard: https://headsmashedin.ca/

It was the ebil whitey that killed the buffalo. Never mind the natives stampeding herds off cliffs. I'm sure they used all the buffalo.

Because China is the perfect nation in his (and many others) leftist mind. They can do no wrong.

Even if that "doing no wrong" is running an elevated rail right through your building! The hourly earthquake simulation is a feature!

What, he doesn't have a dick anymore?

Since we were just talking about Ghostbusters: Yes it's true, this man has no dick.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

The filthy Democrat tactic to equate Glenn Youngkin with Trump fails miserably in Virginia (Postmortem review. I quote: "what we do know that if our most-effective message in 2022 is that Republicans = Trump, we’re going to get creamed.")
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Someone please install these two men in the Dem's brain tank!

Jon Favreau was Obama's speechwriter, notably he wrote the inaugural address. Obama called him his "mind reader" because they were so in sync.

Robert replies to his attempt at a thoughtful analysis on reforming the Obama Coalition with "the Democrats should just murder all Republicans and salt the Earth."

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No, the answer is the First Amendment. It's literally illegal for the government to ban Fox News.

Also, the OP isn't true. The UK has not banned Fox News.

Glenn Greenward maintains his journalistic integrity. Bobby isn't buying it of course.
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I don't understand how this is an answer. It's more like agreeing with him but doing it in a disagreeable way.

Lauren Boebert:
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Let me explain this in terms Robert can understand. Let's say we hired 87,000 people to make more Snyder DC films. Would you now consider this an "indisputable net positive"?

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lol, Robert actually thinks CRT means "critically thinking about race" (it's in the name!)

He literally knows less about it than the Virginia parents he mocked for being mildly misinformed on the issue.

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If global warming is an existential threat to humans, the first logical thing to do is to stop all frivolous use of energy for entertainment, such as movies and Twitter.

If global warming is an existential threat to humans then there's nothing we can do about it but enjoy our time left. The best case scenario (i.e. where we do literally everything possible to stop it) the UN gives says that global warming will happen anyway.

Copycat Marvel:
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I would watch a Squadron Supreme movie (especially with Snyder involved), so I agree with Robert somewhat. Adapting JMS's version would probably be pretty popular even.

The problem is that it'd probably in the end make me feel bad because Snyder wouldn't be able to do anything he was going to do with Justice League. There's no Darkseid for the Squadron Supreme.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Bob's view on politics is "the other side are the bad guys. We need to blow up the death star and kill all the stormtroopers to win!"

Video games have rotted his tiny mind.

 

[JayHarrison]

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"Peacefully violent"

The left only wins with people who embrace hypocrisy and contradiction [...]

I mean, peacefully violent? [...] the right condemns unlawful actions because they want to uphold the constitution and live in a lawful Country. The left want to literally overthrow the law, write their own unfair laws, and persecute the people they don't like.

To further the 1984 metaphor, these people are the proles who can only [...] feel joy when theyre are given their ever decreasing rations and their two minutes of hate on twitter. They only feel fear when they might lose out on their rations or they hear about how the eastasians might be coming over the border. They are the cattle that the elite inner party uses and to see it all is pain. Like a boot stamping on your face for noticing.

The hilarious part is that Bob never thinks "the boot" will be his own side stomping on HIS face.

Those statements remind me of this image when Moviebob first brought up his alleged "stupid-stomping skills" (again, you can easily paste Bob's face atop this child's face)...

This is what Leftist idiots like Moviebob are actually doing.

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Minor PL: I was reading the nutrition label on a container of Marshmallow Fluff (spoiler alert: not healthy!) and saw that it’s manufactured in Lynn, MA by Durkee. There’s gotta be a FilmRobert/Ghostbusters SNL skit in this.

Just replace Stay Puft's face with Moviebob's, and dub in some dramatic readings of his most infamous tweets, and you've got good comedy. The 1,000-foot-tall (approx 305 meters) Stay Puft Marshmallow Moviebob toddles down New York's streets, bellowing "I'LL NEVAA FOWAAGIVE THE TROGLODYTES WHO STOLE THE FYUUCHAA I EARNED...!" (among his other infamous quotes) with a deep, window-shattering echo.

 

[Bolo]

Bob's view on politics is "the other side are the bad guys. We need to blow up the death star and kill all the stormtroopers to win!"

Video games have rotted his tiny mind.

Robert doesn't play videogames.

Being sexless, broke and resentfull that he doesn't have the things he wants (fame, money, prestige and pussy) but never worked for it, those are what have rotted his tiny mind

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Because China is the perfect nation in his (and many others) leftist mind. They can do no wrong.

"But their airports are so futuristic looking!"

It's for tourists. It's to impress rubes like you, Bobert.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Bob's view on politics is "the other side are the bad guys. We need to blow up the death star and kill all the stormtroopers to win!"

Video games have rotted his tiny mind.

Bob with a mind rotted by video games would be a distinct improvement. Video games teach you about things like opportunity cost and process of elimination and provide negative feedback for your bad choices. Bob never progressed beyond babby's first vidya, so his views are stupidly simplistic even through that lens.

Bob with his mind poisoned by video games is basically Sargon. Who is at least closer to being a functional adult than Bob is.

 

[Flexo]

Smoothbrain crayon-eating blue curtain analyzers like bob and his angels and senpais don't like "moderates" because "moderates" don't lead they way to the soopeeryah fyootchah/social justice/whatever, and in not being as zealous on issues as a far leftist, means they literally and ackshually hold back Bob's long-yearned-for-and-totally-deserved Mario-shka brain, robot body, moon-wheat, and the long-awaited gassing of the mayonnaise CHUD ghouls in minecraft.

Heh. And Larry Correia just put out a scathing post roasting leftist moderates as well. I happened to think of moviebob a few times reading it.

Do I unfairly Paint the left with a broad brush?

This was posted to my comments by someone I honestly believe means well – This is a beautiful fisking of someone who *earned* that fisking. Thank you. That having been said–and I say this with all respect intended–I note that when it comes to conservatives, you have a tendency to (rightfully!)...

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When your leaders pick a narrative, you drink that Kool-Aid. Even if it’s shit flavored Kool-Aid, most of you smile and tell us it’s the best fucking Kool-Aid you’ve ever tasted. It’s milk from the teat of a magic cherry flavored Unicorn. Nope. It’s shit. You all know it’s shit. But you go along with the narrative anyway.​

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When the insane progs among you lie their asses off, I’m talking blatant, easily disproven, painfully ham-fisted, fucking LIES… Do you call them out? Do you say, “hang on guys, that’s a little nuts”. Because if you do, the rest of us sure as fuck don’t ever see it. Pick a topic, any topic. It’s always the same.​

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When people nominally on your side are saying crazy, vile, violent, wacky shit on the internet… do you jump in? When I go out on Twitter yesterday and I find hundreds of posts from fucking scumbags dancing in blood, how come I didn’t see comments from Caring Liberals condemning them? (hell when some prog wrote that an evil motherfucker running over 50 people was karma and that Wisconsin DESERVED it, and I condemned them for it, Facebook banned me for “bullying and hate speech”. Fucking good. That was my 9th 30 day. One more I think I get a free yogurt.)​

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You so-called moderates know I’m telling the truth. Watch, you’ll get super personally butt hurt in the comments, and act all offended, like how dare Correia say such cruel and untrue things? But it’s the struck dog that yelps. How many of your friends have you tossed under the bus? How many times have you been forced to disavow someone when the mob came for them? How many times have you kept your mouth shut, head down, or eyes closed while bad awful shit was being said? How many times have you been tempted to stand for something you believe in, but didn’t? I’m betting it’s too damned many.​

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I bet that wears on your soul.​

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Authoritarians of both stripes hate the nail which sticks up. It must be hammered down. Only my side’s authoritarians are a bunch of fucking dumbasses armed with Fisher Price squeaky hammers, so my side is littered with nails. We can actually talk shit about each other and our ideas. Your side’s authoritarians are a band of statist thugs, allied with the most powerful big tech corporations, and the most lock step media conglomerate in human history. When one of you stick up, you’re going to get hit with the hammer of Thor.​