Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Wormy]

Bob's view on politics is "the other side are the bad guys. We need to blow up the death star and kill all the stormtroopers to win!"

Video games have rotted his tiny mind.

So that's what made the Articles and News section the way it is. It was just vidya. I figured it was more complicated.

 

[cypocryphy]

Minor PL: I was reading the nutrition label on a container of Marshmallow Fluff (spoiler alert: not healthy!) and saw that it’s manufactured in Lynn, MA by Durkee. There’s gotta be a FilmRobert/Ghostbusters SNL skit in this.

"Oh my God, it's the Chipman brothers!"

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Happy 4400 pages of Robert Chipman lunacy. I can’t wait to see what poorly cooked abomination Chris feeds his fat fucking family for Thanksgiving. We can be sure at least $100 of craft beers will be downed (please donate generously, though, they’re really hurting!).

 

[Positron]

 

[Wormy]

Happy 4400 pages of Robert Chipman lunacy. I can’t wait to see what poorly cooked abomination Chris feeds his fat fucking family for Thanksgiving. We can be sure at least $100 of craft beers will be downed (please donate generously, though, they’re really hurting!).

Please God NO. It was fun schadenfreude for awhile and made me feel like a 5 star chef for awhile, but eventually it gets nauseating...

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Please God NO. It was fun schadenfreude for awhile and made me feel like a 5 star chef for awhile, but eventually it gets nauseating...

Well hopefully they decide to be lazy and just make the same kind of shit we've seen before.

 

[TigerGoblin]

There is something I noticed about Bob and I wanted to ask you about this. Notice these two screenshots:

More likely a different species.

These and that "This is all to promote Eternals" statement on the real telescope images got me to thinking
Can it be that Bob dislikes real science? Whenever he is confronted with anything resembling real thought and researc, I never see him interested or curious or having any awe and wonder. Instead, he has this sarcastic disdain for anything resmbling the sciences. Sarcastic weird jokes. Even loathing a fish for the crime of existing.
Why do you think Bob hates science (the real one, not comic book one) so much?




In an unrelated note:

Bob's Marvel sperging has got me thinking. There's a hashtag going around, #freeMvC2, trying to get the game Marvel vs. Capcom 2 back up for sale after it was taken down in December 2013. I wonder what Bob would think about it if he knew it existed? He could support it because of his pathological devotion to Marvel, but I think he most likely intensely loathe it. He would say Disney was right to not let the game keep being available for sale because it was a great strategy to get the movie rights to the X-Men. Also, not letting it be for sale causes gamers misery, and Bob hates gamers and can only feel any semblance of happiness when his perceived enemies are miserable or suffering.

It's not directly MCU thing and gamers like it. Bob will hate this.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

There is something I noticed about Bob and I wanted to ask you about this. Notice these two screenshots:



These and that "This is all to promote Eternals" statement on the real telescope images got me to thinking
Can it be that Bob dislikes real science? Whenever he is confronted with anything resembling real thought and researc, I never see him interested or curious or having any awe and wonder. Instead, he has this sarcastic disdain for anything resmbling the sciences. Sarcastic weird jokes. Even loathing a fish for the crime of existing.
Why do you think Bob hates science (the real one, not comic book one) so much?

Why would you think he likes science? The concept of falsifiability alone probably upsets him.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

People like Bob hate real science because real scientists spend their time trying to understand the laws of nature rather than trying to overturn them.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Bob with a mind rotted by video games would be a distinct improvement. Video games teach you about things like opportunity cost and process of elimination and provide negative feedback for your bad choices. Bob never progressed beyond babby's first vidya, so his views are stupidly simplistic even through that lens.

Bob with his mind poisoned by video games is basically Sargon. Who is at least closer to being a functional adult than Bob is.

Say what you want about Carl "Party Crasher" Benjamin, he at least has a wife, kids that are probably his, and his own house.
This put's him leagues above Bob.

(Still a cow though, just a more functional cow)

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"Its okay when our billionaires do it!"

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"Wierdo who stalks my replies to whine about [Capeshit] and is getting blocked again"
I know cows don't score well in the self-awareness department, but THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT BOB DOES EVERY DAY!

>he stalks
>he whines about capeshit & politics
>he gets blocked

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

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Whatever this man has created it is an inhuman abomination and i hope he suffers for this blasphemy against Sangría.
He will most likely shit his innards out after one sip, and i truly hope so.

 

[Positron]

I'm not comfortable storing it in a plastic container.

 

[UserAccess]

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I'm not comfortable storing it in a plastic container.

I've seen that recipe before. It's from Better Homes and Gardens. The recipe is literally called "White Trash."

 

[JayHarrison]

Bobby has winter blues:
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What "general bitterness"? Isn't that just "bad people feeling bad"?

I guess so. I don't mind the early darkness that comes with winter, it's the cold nights and mornings that I don't like.

Anyway, if Moviebob hates the cold, dry air of Massachusetts that envelops the Thanksgiving and Christmas seasons, why doesn't he move someplace warmer, like Cuba? Or Australia? Or some other warm-in-November country where his draconian political viewpoints are in full effect?

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Here's another dose of wormwood to add to his general bitterness:
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I don't remember Captain Lou Albano using a thick Italian accent, either.

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Zzzzzz...
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So... if paladinbos doesn't exist and Moviebob responds to paladinbos anyway... does that mean Moviebob has snapped and is talking to shadows again?

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Fuck you, Bob.

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Move over you two clowns; Rittenhouse has been taken by God Emperor!
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I hope Trump gives Rittenhouse a scholarship and then a good job.

I hope part of Rittenhouse's scholarship money comes from media outlets like CNN and MSNBC... as well as a few thousand dollars out of Moviebob's funds.

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Fox G Green is again exasperated by Bobby's bullheadedness. The video excerpt says that eco-woke countries such as Germany, which have invested huge amount of money in renewable energy, has only a dismal percentage of their electricity produced by renewable means. The wind turbines that have caused so much social discord are not going to save the world.
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Be sure to mark "Misanthropic Comment" on your Moviebob Bingo cards tonight, folks.

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No, Bobby won't listen to a real scientist working in the relevant field, instead he Believes in "my calculus"
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So Bobby's "calculus" is chiefly emotional ("patience", "f__ks to give"). And Green should stop saying "I thought you were better than this". He knows Bobby isn't.

I don't think Moviebob and calculus go together particularly well.

I don't even thing Moviebob and Algebra 101 go together particularly well, either.

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The bullshit is strong with this one.

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I don't understand the analogy. There is no law that dictates pies must be cut along the diameter. People can cut it every which way, and each person can still get his or her share.

If some vaccifascist in my family made a cut like that in my pumpkin pie (or, because they look the same, maybe sweet potato), let's just say that he/she won't be invited back for the next 100 or so major family get-togethers.

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The Grammys are trash but at least they are not The Oscars:
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Given his own words, it looks like Moviebob's permanently disqualified himself from Webby contention!

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What's funny about Bob worshipping the modern Democratic party as the heralds of the SOUP-EAR-EEYORE FOO-TURE is that even the NY Times, the holy Mecca of modern corporate Neo-liberalism, just put out an article say that blue states were the thing holding back progress, [...] massive disparity in wealth, [...] high levels of poverty and crime, [...] crippling high real estate prices with no safeguards, [...] and the general social [...] decay among many, many other things that are making blue states horribly places to live in recent years.

Bob would probably see this article and it would snap his dorito-dusted pea brain in half.

The New York Times usually does get it right in the same way a broken clock gets it right. The major difference a broken clock and NYT: In any given year, the broken clock is correct about 727 times more often than New York's most widely published newspaper.

 

[Koby_Fish]

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I'm not comfortable storing it in a plastic container.

I looked on the main bottle of "cider" and it's not hard cider, it's "apple-juice" cider, so at least there's that.

I guess so. I don't mind the early darkness that comes with winter, it's the cold nights and mornings that I don't like.

Anyway, if Moviebob hates the cold, dry air of Massachusetts that envelops the Thanksgiving and Christmas seasons, why doesn't he move someplace warmer, like Cuba? Or Australia? Or some other warm-in-November country where his draconian political viewpoints are in full effect?

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I don't remember Captain Lou Albano using a thick Italian accent, either.

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So... if paladinbos doesn't exist and Moviebob responds to paladinbos anyway... does that mean Moviebob has snapped and is talking to shadows again?

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Fuck you, Bob.

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I hope part of Rittenhouse's scholarship money comes from media outlets like CNN and MSNBC... as well as a few thousand dollars out of Moviebob's funds.

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Be sure to mark "Misanthropic Comment" on your Moviebob Bingo cards tonight, folks.

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I don't think Moviebob and calculus go together particularly well.

I don't even thing Moviebob and Algebra 101 go together particularly well, either.

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The bullshit is strong with this one.

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If some vaccifascist in my family made a cut like that in my pumpkin pie (or, because they look the same, maybe sweet potato), let's just say that he/she won't be invited back for the next 100 or so major family get-togethers.

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Given his own words, it looks like Moviebob's permanently disqualified himself from Webby contention!

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The New York Times usually does get it right in the same way a broken clock gets it right. The major difference a broken clock and NYT: In any given year, the broken clock is correct about 727 times more often than New York's most widely published newspaper.

Bob's "you don't exist" schtick is supposed to accuse the account in question of being a "bot" out there which mimicks a real person on twitter but is really a bunch of algorithms and programmed responses. However, those whom he calls "not a real person" (that aren't Republicans, lol), don't act like mere bots, like, at all.

 

[bajagoogoo]

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I'm not comfortable storing it in a plastic container.

That's because you're not a lazy neanderthal.

Holidays drinks, especially a mixer, should have care and presentation put into them. It shows you're putting in effort for your family and friends.

Not the Chipman bros. Make a mixer like it's fucking lemonade and dump it into some 1960's Tupperware because he can't be fucked to make another pitcher when it's empty.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

In relation to Hawkeye coming out

Spoiler: What Hawkeye found in the bathroom

 

[dzonatan]

OF COURSE it was mine.


He brags about that regularly. Here are recent examples:

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He even has a weight-loss goal:
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I may not be 100% sure about this but I have a tiny gut feeling that the comparison is false and misleading:
- The beard is there to hide his extra chin
- The magnifying glasses make his face seem bigger also to hide the fact he has fat on his face

 

[A Pale Shadow]

So bets on how long until we reach 5000? If we get another Linsey situation it could probably only take two or three months.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]