TigerGoblin
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Traditional Mushroom Kingdom holidays shirt.
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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Happy Easter!
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Why does the turkey look like it just escaped from the Cenobites?
Walrus and Carpenter
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The first picture with the gravy boat positioned directly in front of Bob gives the impression that he was probably drinking from it just before the wine glass.
I also noticed a statuette of Olaf the snowman from Frozen as a hula girl on the hutch behind Bob. What kind of a consoomer buys this sort of junk? Chippa, I guess.
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This is a sin against Thanksgiving as a meal.
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As you will see, Bobby doesn't care about family, so I have no compunction not censoring the face of the adults.
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As I'm reviewing the evidence of just... bad looking food, I looked for research regarding my suspicions about all these misshaped Chipman faces and deformed sensibilities. It didn't take long, but here's what I found:
Poor childhood diet linked to low IQ, suggests study
A diet high in fats, sugars, and processed foods in early childhood may result in lower IQ scores, while a diet rich in healthy foods packed with vitamins and nutrients may work in reverse, suggests new research.
Nutrition linked to brain health and intelligence in older adults
A study of older adults links consumption of a pigment found in leafy greens to the preservation of 'crystallized intelligence,' the ability to use the skills and knowledge one has acquired over a lifetime.
www.sciencedaily.com
Not to bore everyone with the finer details, the shared conclusions can be best summarized from the first article:
"A diet high in fats, sugars, and processed foods in early childhood may result in lower IQ scores, while a diet rich in healthy foods packed with vitamins and nutrients may work in reverse, suggests new research."
Nothing, and I mean nothing on this table looks fresh. Not a damn thing. Bob famously needs Mountain Dew to make fresh chicken tolerable to his borked palate. Are their mental defects environmental or genetic? Folks, these photos make a rock solid case for both. I sense more than trace amounts of radium in that house for some reason as well.
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No wonder Halloween is Bob's favorite holiday lmao.
bajagoogoo
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The Moviebob video. If they directly interacted Bob would be dunked on so hard tit would be visible from orbit.
Jarolleon
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Yeah but the Committee for Public Safety will write new books for the not-cops to enforce. Or they'll just use moral good sense and de-escalation techniques cultivated by their education to resolve situations, like some cross between Doctor Who and Judge Dredd (is this Bob's dream job?). That'll totally work...
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Thanksgiving is the most unhappy day for some:
Putting Bobby's family on name-and-shame will make Bobby reconsider his behavior, or at least this is what CoryBhend's theory suggests.
Bob the Believer is always anxious finding something new to Believe.
When someone has "antifascist" in his handle, normal people knows he is nuts -- but Bobby isn't normal people.
The medical experts in Wall Street Journal have discovered a new condition called "Covid Toe":
Book burning is fascism (except when organized by trannies of course)! Burn the bookburners!
Bobby sees transsexuals as his potential fuck-robots:
Transsexualism is an aspect of transhumanism -- using technology to overcome our biological limitations; there is no conflation.
Fish says Trans Rights!
Bobby sees more nuances in John Milus than you "morons":
It's Learn Philosophy through MCU again!
(7 minutes)
Bobby gets paid:
Join this guy's Patreon if you like seeing fake farts:
Turns out this Chink is unhappy because he fails to give thanks on Thanksgiving Day.
Putting Bobby's family on name-and-shame will make Bobby reconsider his behavior, or at least this is what CoryBhend's theory suggests.
Bob the Believer is always anxious finding something new to Believe.
When someone has "antifascist" in his handle, normal people knows he is nuts -- but Bobby isn't normal people.
The medical experts in Wall Street Journal have discovered a new condition called "Covid Toe":
Book burning is fascism (except when organized by trannies of course)! Burn the bookburners!
Bobby sees transsexuals as his potential fuck-robots:
Transsexualism is an aspect of transhumanism -- using technology to overcome our biological limitations; there is no conflation.
Fish says Trans Rights!
Bobby sees more nuances in John Milus than you "morons":
It's Learn Philosophy through MCU again!
(7 minutes)
Bobby gets paid:
Join this guy's Patreon if you like seeing fake farts:
Turns out this Chink is unhappy because he fails to give thanks on Thanksgiving Day.
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Bob Is dying lmao. I dont know who look worse Bob, His mongoloid family or that fucking turkey
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He's so fucking close. How does he not get it? How could you be this dense?
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He had it until the second tweet.
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Robert is thinking of Castle Doctrine. Your "ground" is where ever you happen to be. Not sure why you're so opposed to ever looking anything up before commenting buddy!
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Much like the Chinese who were offended at Shang-Chi for having the numbers “8964” on a bus driver’s tag believing it to be a reference to the Tiananmen Square Massacre, I think Bob is reaching here.
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OK SO, turkey breakdown.
THIS time they didn't overstuff it so bad. Maybe this turkey's skin was tougher, too.However, they still failed to secure the skewer ends once the lacing was done. Personally I would have "laced" the damn thing shut with the skewers themselves, fuck the string. Plus you only need like two skewers that way. Also, dude should take the lid off the turkey for the last 3/4 hour of cooking. And for the love of shit, put a rack in the pan so the juices don't boil the flavor out of the bottom half of the turkey. I guess it wasn't horrifically overcooked this time.
I guess lil sis and her hubby went to hubby's parents for tanksgiving instead. Or something. Maybe they do that on off years.
Good lord who took that first picture, JJ Abrams?
Does Bob not realize that the one nominee that got tanked was a crazy super-commie that if she got in, would make everybody get their bank accounts through the Federal Reserve instead of the normal banks?! USA dodged a huge bullet there.
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I was almost gonna give this one a pass: He's hanging around people, his face isn't attempting to pull an expression it's clearly inexperienced with.... And then I realized he wasn't merely wearing a riotously-colored clown shirt (a sin, yes, but one on this day I was inclined to forgive) but a Mario themed clown shirt.
OK. Everyone pause. Scroll up to the picture I quoted. Take a second look and think of this: He's only sitting next to his mom because she agrees with him on vaccines.Thanksgiving is the most unhappy day for some:
I don't often brag (twice a week isn't often) but I just want to say: Called it.
That's had the serial numbers filed off, no doubt.
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Jesus, can Bob not look like a autistic retard for just one day?
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The food might not look great, but at least it is all the normal Thanksgiving food. No dumb concoctions like that chicken skin and bleu mold casserole he made three years ago.
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Bad people are bad and should have bad things happen to them. It's like criminal justice. Besides, a white lie about hillary Clinton isn't that bad. Who doesn't think with their dick a couple of times?
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