Jealous, Bob?
Being the total monster that he is, Moviebob would likely be pushing hard for elementary school re-openings if it guaranteed a high COVID-19 mortality rate among children of MAGA parents.
Shut up, FredoBob.
Moviebob, corporate toady.
"...can't possibly be this stupid, right?"
This one should have been labelled, "Moviebob, eugenicist".
Shut UP, Bob.
Well, I'm assuming Bob knows full well that a "religious" film portraying any sort of sexual debauchery is the very definition of blasphemous. Since it's lesbuns, of course there's going to be fingerbangorangutangsupportyourlocalzoo. The potboiler portion is the most ridiculous portion of Bob's comment, however. Is there really a huge market for this shit, that someone who's maybe not so into it will make it just for clicks/likes/$$$$? Basically what Bob's attempting to convey here, is "If you were thinking this would be something other than this smutty stuff that someone made to pwn the Religious Right while raking in money from horny dudes like me because it PAYS and boy does it PAY, even if dude who made it doesn't really care about anything BUT the money, you're very, very incorrect, friendo"
I believe this is the forbidden territory that the woman respecters call a #notallmen.
Anyway, it's not an accomplishment to not be a wife beater when you've never even been kissed. He hasn't even had the opportunity to be a passive-aggressive cunt IRL to any woman outside his own family. You know he would be.This is painfully true. YouTube has an embarrassment of riches buried between all the shit. There are plenty of amateurs who produce videos that wouldn't look out of place on real TV. Bob isn't one. He makes Svengoolie look high budget. Hell, he makes 40 year old local TV commercials look high budget, at least they had multiple lights.
Bob's mentioned being IN bar fights (no mention of having won or lost, curious that), and then blithely claims nothing's more satisfying than kicking the bar stool right out from under a mofo.I believe this is the forbidden territory that the woman respecters call a #notallmen.
This is painfully true. YouTube has an embarrassment of riches buried between all the shit. There are plenty of amateurs who produce videos that wouldn't look out of place on real TV. Bob isn't one. He makes Svengoolie look high budget. Hell, he makes 40 year old local TV commercials look high budget, at least they had multiple lights.
Bob is a chickenshit coward who wouldn't even go so far as to hit someone while their back was turned. His penchant for bar fights is exactly the same as his survivalist skills or his ability to bench 300lbs: nonexistent.
I've had the feeling that Bob's outright lying about his "bar fight" experience, taking a lot of personal pride in "I'm from Bahstahn, we FITE" and cribbing it from either sitting in a corner sipping his high class rum while some other dudes go at it, or imagining things. Maybe even while nobody's looking, Bob kicks over the chair of someone who's still sitting on it and then acts innocent like one of the actual combatants did it, just to fuck with everyone, and all his bar fight experiences are just fantasy, dreamed up in his blackout drunk binges or hangovers after the fact, just like his alleged Judy Blume-assisted threesome.
I know he doesn't hornypost like many other thirsting cows i've seen, but you mean his white knighting for trannies and his acceptance of every TIM that appears in his mentions as well as any female that politically align with him? Because it's the only ways he can hornypost without making it appear that he hornyposts.
Combatant, definetly not. A meat shield (or better yet, a flab shield) would be more plausible.
Yeah, that, but also his bulging/horny eyeball-emoji tweets when something of the nature of bolt-on dykes dykes tits or two lesbuns kissing comes across his feed.
Maybe that too? Bob's just so perverse, that might be. Although it's much like his threats against the mayonnaiseghoulen, he wants someone else to do it. Just like he doesn't want the mayonnaise inferior wasteland unevolved ghouls merely reproductively sterilized, he wants someone else to take a flamethrower to them (never mind that flamethrowers are incredibly dangerous, not to mention inefficient in the job Bob thinks they can do; it would work better to just plain nuke them).Malagor the dank omen said:
There was also his disappointment at not being to jerk off to Anya Taylor-Joy dressed as Princess Peach because the 2022 Mario movie is animated.
No, no, NO! You don't get it, you philistine! Bob's mind is so advanced and his thoughts so groundbreaking that the people of the SOOPERIYAH FYOOUCHAH will have no choice but to upload his mind into a genetically perfect android body!
Was it this podcast?
PL: I did database work for what could almost be called a public Catholic school system, one of several adjunct school systems alongside the secular public one (that had its own non-denominational Christian schools... it was confusing). They had (have, I guess) TONS of non-Catholic kids. One of the DB entries that Very Important reports were run on was the checkbox for "The parent's signed and sent back the paper that says 'I promise not to complain if you teach my kid Catholic stuff or take them to a Catholic service.' "
And uses it wrong. I should not even be surprised.Luke learns about The Ship of Theseus:
That was indeed the one. The sequel is somehow even worse; I want to see decorated lampposts now.
Oh your god. I'm ready to burn down the schools* and I'm barely into the thing. Part 2 might just send me into full on backwoods militia mode.
I'll go an extra leg and dump a bit of TMI. I was in a hardcore catholic high school, led by a pretty hardcore group of catholics (if you're familiar with the Opus Dei, that's the one). The place was swarming with all sorts of troublesome kids since most parents believed that they would straighten up there as well as getting quality education. Place was extremely normal save for the extreme fuckups from wealthy families that ended up landing there, since one of my ex classmates was a former skinhead. Out of my class of 17 people, only 3 of us ended up graduating.
Too succinct. Needs more bolted on run on sentences and allusions to random unrelated films for galaxy brain cred.
OK we keep joking about it but this time someone needs to actually catalog his predictions so we can see what his actual batting average is once it's done.
I get the impression that several MCU fan clubs refuse to allow Bob into their clubs because of his ludicrous MCU fan theories and predictions.
Doesn't really matter what he says he will insist on being right. Bob's a world class olympian in mental gymnastics, even if he was wrong 180º he will still say "acktually....". and then proceed with an incomprehensible, drunken, world salad.
