Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Karl der Grosse]

Where on earth does Bob get the retarded idea that 'media analysts' are a large portion of the working class?

 

[Mola Ram]

Where on earth does Bob get the retarded idea that 'media analysts' are a large portion of the working class?

Well, going by his weight, he's technically not wrong.

 

[Flexo]

I guarantee you Bob doesn't understand more than maybe a third of that movie, and that's granting the generous assumption that he was even able to stay awake through its entire runtime.

I'm genuinely curious what he meant, though. Is it really just the Catholicism? Or does he equate a man taking a stand for intellectual honesty and respect for his faith to be the equivalent of lesbian nuns? Probably, so where does that leave me. Feh.

Maybe there are similar costumes?

At this point I assume Bob's brain operates on some kind of simplistic pattern matching software. He's not even getting up to blue-curtain analysis, he's seeing blue curtains and then rattling off all the other movies he's seen with blue curtains in them.

Basically RLM_iclapped.gif all the time.

 

[cypocryphy]

When I was in Catholic school there was some non-Catholics kids going there too because private school education is better. My one friend was of Ukrainian descent and was Eastern Orthodox I think.

 

[starborn427614]

Well, going by his weight, he's technically not wrong.

Gottem.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

What's the story with there being Greeks at his Catholic school? I've never known Greeks to be anything but Orthodox. Some Syrians and Lebanese are Catholic.

You don't technically have to be Catholic to attend Catholic school. While I don't know this for a fact, I believe that the Catholic and Orthodox churches are ecumenical enough that, in the absence of an Orthodox school, Catholic would be permissable as the next best thing.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

When I was in Catholic school there was some non-Catholics kids going there too because private school education is better. My one friend was of Ukrainian descent and was Eastern Orthodox I think.

My Uncle used to teach at a Catholic school that had a couple Muslim kids.

 

[Quixotic Man]

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Yeah I think that may be one of the more offensive things Bob has said in awhile. Or at least a demonstration of how simple his brain is since the man has apparently never absorbed one of the most popular lines of the film.

William Roper: “So, now you give the Devil the benefit of law!”​

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Sir Thomas More: “Yes! What would you do? Cut a great road through the law to get after the Devil?”​

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William Roper: “Yes, I'd cut down every law in England to do that!”​

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Sir Thomas More: “Oh? And when the last law was down, and the Devil turned 'round on you, where would you hide, Roper, the laws all being flat? This country is planted thick with laws, from coast to coast, Man's laws, not God's! And if you cut them down, and you're just the man to do it, do you really think you could stand upright in the winds that would blow then? Yes, I'd give the Devil benefit of law, for my own safety's sake!​

Bob is like vidya reviewers that refer to all slightly difficult games as "The Dark Souls of ____."

Completely incapable of actually engaging the reader or expressing any depth in his thoughts. The overuse of purple prose really seals it. Also I have no idea what he meant by what he wrote there. Especially by "blasphemous fingerbanging potboilers?"

I mean I know all those words, or at least I thought I did, and I suspect Bob doesn't:

Blasphemous: sacrilegious against God or sacred things; profane.

Fingerbang: To insert one or more digits into another person's vagina or anus for sexual pleasure.

Potboiler: a book, painting, or recording produced merely to make the writer or artist a living by catering to popular taste.

But can anyone tell me how they go together, what Bob meant here, or what the fuck they have to do with a movie that got a 9/10 or a movie considered one of the greatest of all time?

 

[Positron]

Definition of "A__hole": a cardiac surgeon who invented a new form of artificial heart valve, and who has been lobbying against rising costs of drugs.



The baseline is not the entire population of the United States, but the present, very low, mortality of the disease. Math is hard I know.
(This might be the Lancet article that Oz alluds to, which points to this paper. The high-power mathematical modeling is indeed hard and I need time to chew on it, because it doesn't seem to draw the same conclusion as the Lancet author and Dr. Oz)

Andrew Cuomo's even slimier journo brother abuses his power (Archive of CNBC article)


Bobby thinks Twitter can do whatever they want because they are not a public good:


Twitter changed hands; trannies most affected:


Ma poor pee o'seas...


Nutter muslim insists on "public apology" even when it was given.


Luke learns about The Ship of Theseus:

What does this freak want? Of course change of social system should be piecemeal and gradual! Can a comfortable, lazy, deformed creature like him survive a total state upheavel?

Peter Coffin, dumbass:




Bobby follows a code of honor:


Joe Rogan hate:

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Hawkeye:








Ridley Scott, who doesn't like capeshit.

(5:30 minutes)

BTW

 

[Karl der Grosse]

When I was in Catholic school there was some non-Catholics kids going there too because private school education is better. My one friend was of Ukrainian descent and was Eastern Orthodox I think.

My Catholic school had Jews, Episcopalians, Muslims, Presbyterians, and a scattering of Baptists and Unitarians. This was because it was pretty much neck and neck for best school with the 'Jewish' private school, and they were both in a completely different class from any of the public schools, and the rest of the Catholic schools as well.

Whatever their religious identity, they had to go to mandatory services a few times a year just like the rest of the students and they had to take the same religious studies/comparative religion classes as everyone else.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Isiah points out that wasting efforts on boutique interests would divert resources that goes towards the interest of people in general:
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Bobby doesn't care for winning hearts and minds, much less the welfare of the people. He wants conflicts, and the best ways to raise shit is to elevate some people at the expense of others.

Kino der Bobert doesn't want conflicts. He's too much of a bitch to pick up a rifle and take to the trenches against the mayo hordes. No, he wants someone else to fight so he doesn't have to. Then, when the conflict is over and the brave heroes of the revolution argue about which genderspecial flag to fly, he'll waddle out and say "We did it! We won! We won!"

It's the royal we, of course. Bob does nothing, but he wants to identify with the group that actually does things. It's like how he's the "working class" when the only thing he works is his thumbs, or how he's for "science" despite having no clue how science actually works. He's a slacktivist in the truest sense.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

The anti-white terrorist attack at Waukesha has woken up some lefties -- but that's because they don't have the faith of a True Believer:
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Robert doesn't even understand the argument being made here is against the media not the specifics of the case, Rittenhouse's case was "open/shut" but that didn't stop Robert from commenting for over a year and wanting to overthrow hundreds of years worth of common law just to throw Rittenhouse in prison for life just because of headlines he saw on Twitter.

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Barbados has been independent (and effectively a republic like everybody else in the Commonwealth) for 55 years, all of Robert's life. All this does is change their meaningless head of state. Also, less than a quarter of the country wanted to switch to a Republic, Parliament did it anyway. I assume that's what Robert thinks is so awesome. (Just kidding, he has no idea what Barbados is. Probably assumes it's like Wakanda.)

Where on earth does Bob get the retarded idea that 'media analysts' are a large portion of the working class?

Even if you subtract all the people he doesn't believe "count" then he'd probably still be wrong.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Barbados has been independent (and effectively a republic like everybody else in the Commonwealth) for 55 years, all of Robert's life. All this does is change their meaningless head of state. Also, less than a quarter of the country wanted to switch to a Republic, Parliament did it anyway. I assume that's what Robert thinks is so awesome. (Just kidding, he has no idea what Barbados is. Probably assumes it's like Wakanda.)

It's my (limited) understanding that Barbados is closer to Cape Verde than Haiti on the "how much do I want to not live here" scale.

Also, Bob simping for Showgirls doesn't surprise me a bit. It's such absolute trash that it derailed the career of literally everyone involved, right down to the fucking X rating. Between that and Starship Troopers, the late 90s were very unkind to Verhoven.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

It just came to my mind that Bob and Chris are actually living on each other's dreams, just like Chris and Cole. Bob wants to have a life, Chris wants to be someone in entertainment, Chris has a family and Bob achieved some success before fucking himself over with his attitude but he still has an audience, unlike Chris. The parallels are crazy lol!

Kino der Bobert doesn't want conflicts. He's too much of a bitch to pick up a rifle and take to the trenches against the mayo hordes. No, he wants someone else to fight so he doesn't have to. Then, when the conflict is over and the brave heroes of the revolution argue about which genderspecial flag to fly, he'll waddle out and say "We did it! We won! We won!"

It's the royal we, of course. Bob does nothing, but he wants to identify with the group that actually does things. It's like how he's the "working class" when the only thing he works is his thumbs, or how he's for "science" despite having no clue how science actually works. He's a slacktivist in the truest sense.

I doubt Bob would even be able to reach the fucking trenches before collapsing from exaustion and shooting himself in the ass for added hilarity lol!

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Also something tells me that Bob's dad was at least in some way an abusive alcoholic. Maybe he wasn't beating his kids everyday (or his wife) but I bet the verbal abuse was something else. Chris and Bob's functional alcoholism didn't come out of nowhere. For some reason a lot of people who drink are mean drunks and abuse those around them. I will guaranfucking-tee you that's the reason Bob stayed in his car to play mario after work back in the day. He didn't want to wake up dad or interrupt dad on a bender and incur his booze-fuelled wrath. But instead of rejecting alcohol as a cope, Bob embraced it wholeheartedly and so did Chris.

Not only that, Bob admits he's always angry. Presumably even while he drinks. But he justifies it in that he's not angry about workplace bullshit; he's angry that people want to gas the darkies and troons and gheys, so he wants to gas the mayoghouls (while not admitting he'd probably gas any PeeOhCees who want to gas the gays and troons) because doing so will bring about the Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah that he supposedly somehow "earned" by voting D every chance he got and telling elected officials to gulag the normies on twitter.

Bob almost certainly has histamine intolerance. It's common in people with autism. Certain foods contain high levels of histamine, and in people with histamine intolerance, the body fails to keep that histamine from entering the bloodstream and from there, the brain. Histamine has multiple functions, depending on where in the body it is secreted. But in the central nervous system, it is actually a neurotransmitter.

Histamine as a neurotransmitter does several things. One of which is that it lowers release of serotonin, dopamine, and acetylcholine. Another thing that it does is cause wakefulness, so people with high histamine are insomniacs. It causes anger too. Low acetylcholine increases libido, so that's another side effect of histamine intolerance. (The supplement alpha GPC is a precursor to acetylcholine, which has nootropic effects but lowers libido as long as you don't take too much at once and induce a histamine backlash as your body tries to lower the high acetylcholine levels with histamine. It's actually quite handy if you want to turn off your sex drive for some reason.) I am pretty sure that this is actually the reason that many autists are so horny despite low testosterone, by the way.

So histamine intolerance means that high histamine foods make you angry, unhappy, insomniac, and horny. You know, like Bob. So what foods are high in histamine? Well, it is a waste product of microbial action and chemical decay, so anything that's aged or fermented. You know, like alcohol. Like Bob drinks a lot of. Or Five-Day Chicken Abortion (with hotsauce). Other foods to avoid: cheese, chocolate, seafood unless eaten almost instantly after caught (as it spoils incredibly fast), canned or pickled goods in general (too old), leftovers, and condiments in general as most people go through them relatively slowly so they sit in the refrigerator for a while. Catsup is especially bad since tomatoes have a lot of histamine in them even before they sit around. Other foods that are naturally high in histamine even when fresh include nuts (so peanut butter's no good either) and citrus fruits and certain berries like strawberries and blackberries.

So you might be wondering, do antihistamines do anything about this? Well, yes, but only in the short term. The usual symptoms people take antihistamines for are caused by localized release of histamine in places like the nasal passages, where it causes congestion. But drugs are stupid, and blindly affect histamine receptors throughout the whole body, hence the side effects. The drowsiness of antihistamines is caused by the drug blocking the histamine neural receptor (remember, it's the neurotransmitter necessary for wakefulness). So that pretty clearly shows that it can work for purposes of modifying histamine-related mental problems.

The problem is that the drug only blocks the effects of the histamine on the receptor sites, without getting rid of the actual chemical substance at all. In fact, antihistamines actually lower levels of the enzyme DAO over time, which is one of the enzymes that breaks down histamine, so this is why you aren't supposed to take them for too long at a time. The condition "mucosa medicosa", which is (ironic) anticongestion-drug-induced severe nasal congestion, is the logical end result of this process.

So if these foods are so terrible for Bob, why does he continue to eat them? I think that for a lot of autistic people, with some hellish combination of depression, ADD, and low zinc which causes hypothyroidism and lethargy, they become just so desperate to feel some kind of energy instead of feeling like a useless runny lump of shit all the time that they have subconsciously learned that these foods alleviate that even at the expense of being mad all the time. They have come to actually embrace anger because they feel like they can't get anything done without it. Of course in the long run you can't get anything done with it either, as high histamine screws over your sleep and dopamine, and constantly jerking off further lowers your zinc. What Bob and many like him need is compassionate intervention in the form of a total dietary overhaul.

 

[BubbleButt]

I still don't understand why Bob clamors so much for a future that clearly will not involve him in any way, genetically and intellectually obsolete being that he is.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

I still don't understand why Bob clamors so much for a future that clearly will not involve him in any way, genetically and intellectually obsolete being that he is.

Because he's one of the 'good' ones, see. A true thinker amongst the believers despite being pale, male, and a whale. The superior future has plenty of room for mediocre movie reviewers.

 

[Wormy]

I still don't understand why Bob clamors so much for a future that clearly will not involve him in any way, genetically and intellectually obsolete being that he is.

Frank Fontaine said it best

Then again, not sure I'd trust Blobert to even scrub a toilet.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Some people already are living much of Robert's lackluster SUPERIOR FUTURE*, but he presumes he should get a free pass to also do so because he watches movies for a living and watched various media growing up. And that somehow it's other people that are holding him back from this and nothing of his own doing.

*

 

[Koby_Fish]

@The Littlest Shitlord (since the reply function's being screwy again on some individual posts)
Well, that figures. I do know Bob's complained of insomnia, like, frequently. (Explains his all-day tweeting schedule) What a moron. Maybe if he stopped fucking drinking (never mind the weight loss capacity or the damn beetus reduction) and stopped eating histamine-rich foods or greatly cut down on them (remember bleu cheese chicken skin mac and cheese abomination? _EW), he'd stop being so facking angry and sleepless. Plus Bob hornyposts lots too, so that also figures. He so horny he imagines Judy Blume-assisted threesomes.