Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Hey, Bob, if you actually buy into that jazz about Tucker Carlson telling people "lizard people" exist, then I've got several bales' worth of freshly harvested moon wheat I'd like to sell ya.




Let's see how those five adjectives correlate to Moviebob:
Frail? No; too tall and fat.
Confused? Frequrently.
Angry? Yes, NQA.
Resentful? Also yes, NQA.
Ingorant? YOU'RE GOD-DAMNED RIGHT HE IS!!!




Reference to They Live:

Shades off: Photo of Moviebob.

Shades on: Photo of Adolf Hitler.

[repeat]




I'm surprised Moviebob's not on that Conspiracy Chart near where it's widest. Little, if anything, Bob says is either based on or grounded in reality.




This is why it's perfectly acceptable to deny Moviebob's status as a human. He loves to dish out the "you're not a human/person" bullshit, but gets defensive as soon as he's the recipient of his own bullshit.




Thus spoke Moviebob, Bostonian God of Fuckwittery.




Moviebob doesn't really know the concept of "shutting the fuck up before getting into even more trouble", does he?




"Not a Person"! Did anyone else score a bingo with that?




Moviebob: "I DON'T want bigots to also 'be ok'."

Also Moviebob: Refers to Midwseterners as "Trumpsuckers".

Again, Moviebob is a bigot, thus he should be denied every right to be OK, based on his own standards. Obvious hypocrisy is obvious.




Because Moviebob's mouth is the only thing that actually powers what constitutes his microscopic brain, of course!
Does somebody ackshyually watch Tucker Carlson enough to say that they've NEVER heard Tucker Carlson spout the lizard people nonsense? Cuz I get the feeling Bob either hasn't seen very much Tucker Carlson, or doesn't watch it at all, and is hearing some second or third-hand bullshit, and I've only seen a tiny bit of Tucker online but I certainly never heard him say it.
 
Bobby is very dumb; he doesn't even know where does his fairy small portions of McDonald's comes from.
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Bob, like most urbanites, do not and cannot even fathom the reality that their food comes from hard working people that need to work pretty much every day from 6 in the morning up to 8 in the evening to ensure production is optimal and nothing wrong happens. A lockdown is an effective way to fuck up production and set it back or completely ruin it for the forseeable season and that can cascade to horrible proportions if you just use the lockdown excuse discretionally and you tell every farmer that they need to stay inside and let their crops rot because they cannot harvest them. And even worse, not being able to plant new crops.

But i suppose Bob is still in the page of "We don't need backwards farmers and their inferior traditional farming techniques when we have hydroponics" and he cannot even wrap is head around the fact that it's just not cost efficient.
Huge political thread with more Angels than on the head of a pin. Some think Cuba gives out free cock chops for free.
These people need to remember, in case they don't know or forgot, that in cuba sodomy is a a crime. It may give you free medicine and treat your rashes and coughs for free, but i highly doubt they will chop your dicks for free.
"Ladies", "Feel free to butt me out". What a piteous, obsequious creep.
This is peak sex pest energy. I don't even doubt that Bob is a sex pest since he fits the fenotype to a T (glasses, neckbeard, soy face, fat and obsessed with pop culture) but the main reason he wasn't caught yet is because he didn't had a chance to approach a real woman.
 
Does somebody ackshyually watch Tucker Carlson enough to say that they've NEVER heard Tucker Carlson spout the lizard people nonsense? Cuz I get the feeling Bob either hasn't seen very much Tucker Carlson, or doesn't watch it at all, and is hearing some second or third-hand bullshit, and I've only seen a tiny bit of Tucker online but I certainly never heard him say it.
It's simpler than that: all right-wing politics is "lizard people" to Bob. He's the Progressive counterpart to a right-wing nitwit who thinks that any politician even slightly left of far-right is indistinguishable from Stalin or Mao. I'm confident that he doesn't watch Tucker Carlson either, but that's because he's on Twitter every waking minute rather than out of intimate personal familiarity with deepest Tucker lore.
 
Bobby: When you die, you won't even be important enough for someone to be righteous about it like you're doing here.

Your passing will be mourned by your siblings, their families (though the in-laws might be more "noting" than "mourning"), and probably your mother because at this point it's likely she'll outlive you.

And we will mourn the passing of a lively thread before we shrug and move on to other threads.

In the end, that's all you shall have. Your blood and, for the briefest of moments, us.

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What two different "In the beginnings" is he talking about. There are two instances of the Ten Commandments in the Bible, but they are identical.
First two chapters of Genesis have some overlap with events in different order (at least if you take them both as literal chronologies, which is a special kind of autistic) and use different words for God (Yahweh vs. Elohim), the fedora conclusion being that they were from two different holy books that got smashed together in some kind of compromise very long ago and consequently could not be from a single infallible divine origin. It's pointless to anyone with faith due to the assumptions it makes and will only ever be used by atheists when "owning" the religious or when they want to have a good euphoric brainwank.

While I do find the idea of teasing out Biblical origins based off things like wording to be a fun little scholarly thing, this reasoning is the same kind of reasoning that takes the idea that someday a supersmart computer will exist and turns it into Roko's Basilisk. (Oh sorry, I just damned you all to future cyberhell. Damn it, I need to stop doing that to my social circles, it's going to make cyberhell so awkward.)

I first started seeing it become trendy in atheist circles... hmmm... fifteen years ago? Penn and Teller were still doing Bullshit! at the time so that'd be about right.
A soon-to-be-born baby is "thing"
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His list of things that are human just keeps getting smaller, don't it?

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... I swear if you put that last line in front of me without context and asked if it was Bob or someone on the Farms doing a Bob impersonation during a C. S. Lewis discussion, I would have picked the parody. It sounds too absurd to be real. Do let me know when he accidentally quotes our Cenobite Chipman jokes from Thanksgiving. (It's like making fun of a clown....)
 
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Is mos 8502 a bob sock account to say things he can't on his checkmark account?

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Naw, Mos is some would be programmer, possible tranny, leaf who's big contribution to the world is making two different fonts for DOS a couple of years ago and getting into a fight with the dearly departed teamimpossible.
 
Does somebody ackshyually watch Tucker Carlson enough to say that they've NEVER heard Tucker Carlson spout the lizard people nonsense? Cuz I get the feeling Bob either hasn't seen very much Tucker Carlson, or doesn't watch it at all, and is hearing some second or third-hand bullshit, and I've only seen a tiny bit of Tucker online but I certainly never heard him say it.
These types hate him because he's a popular symbol of the Other Side for them. You'd think he wants to gas disabled black transwomen in the men's room or something listening to them. They've never watched even half an episode.
 
He should definitely start stalking Tracey like he did Greenwald, replying to everything he posts, trying to get senpai's attention, etc. Tracey would find it far far harder not to get in a fight with Bob rather than ignore him. (Also why is Robert digging up a week plus old tweet to whine about how much he doesn't care now?)
He already stalks Tracey as much as he does Greenwald. He used to tweet about him a lot. He doesn't do it as much as he does about Greenwald anymore because Tracey started dunking on Bob back.
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people like having sex though.

OMFG. Bob's so contradictory in this entire tweet thread it's unreal, but the most mindblowingly hypocritical part is where Bob replies to a libertarian pro-lifer who's going to a babby shower and gonna whisper to in utero kid "i'm with you", saying he hopes the kid inside hearing it kicks hard enough (coincidentally? reflexively?) to knock the fetus whisperer's tooth fillings out (which is goddamn IMPOSSIBLE). It makes no goddamn sense why a fetus would kick a person who wants it to live, for the 'crime' of wanting it to live. It makes no sense for Karma or Fate to organize a situation for that to happen. It's so contradictory, it almost seems like Bob is behaving like the fetus IS a thinking person, even while he thinks believes that it isn't. Bob makes no sense, period. He must be buzzed or blitzed.
It's even funnier @Koby_Fish when we just had a large thread from Bobby's angels about how Republicans are monsters for wanting all the poor trannies dead.

Does somebody ackshyually watch Tucker Carlson enough to say that they've NEVER heard Tucker Carlson spout the lizard people nonsense? Cuz I get the feeling Bob either hasn't seen very much Tucker Carlson, or doesn't watch it at all, and is hearing some second or third-hand bullshit, and I've only seen a tiny bit of Tucker online but I certainly never heard him say it.
Remember more than once Bob has implied "we're all scholars now" because you can just Google the answer. The smooth-brain has literally off-loaded his thinking to the servers instead of trying to do any of it for himself.

So why does he need to watch Tucker? He can just Google and see all the right people are talking about his lizard accusations...

This coming from a guy who gets tired of people accusing him of being an eugenist all the time.
 
This coming from a guy who gets tired of people accusing him of being an eugenist all the time.
I can find infinitely more proof that Bob is a eugenicist than I can find of Tucker talking about Lizard people.

And Bob wants the Germans to retake Poland. For someone who hates the nazis, he sure seems to be cheering them on in spirit.
 
I can find infinitely more proof that Bob is a eugenicist than I can find of Tucker talking about Lizard people.

And Bob wants the Germans to retake Poland. For someone who hates the nazis, he sure seems to be cheering them on in spirit.
Exactly. Bob has pretty much negative self-awareness. He literally sees it as a greater crime for you to do X to him even as he does X to entire neighborhoods.

He's the textbook definition of a "can dish it out but can't take it weasel."
 
I can find infinitely more proof that Bob is a eugenicist than I can find of Tucker talking about Lizard people.

And Bob wants the Germans to retake Poland. For someone who hates the nazis, he sure seems to be cheering them on in spirit.
yeah, except Bob thinks if Germany did as he asked that they'd be acting in the spirit of Antifa rather than fa, because the stated purpose to Germany invading Poland is to impose progressivism and force them to pay for the cock chops and make them allow bundle of sticks marriage and stuff like that.
 
He already stalks Tracey as much as he does Greenwald. He used to tweet about him a lot. He doesn't do it as much as he does about Greenwald anymore because Tracey started dunking on Bob back.
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I'm not sure Moviebob is.a gamer, but Bob sure as hell is insecure.



Tracey forgot to include "stupid" and "ignorant" when describing Moviebob.



[Jack] Posobiec is Polish.

Remind me, what did the Nazis think of Poles?
Bob has literally called for Germany to invade Poland again.
For someone who hates the nazis, he sure seems to be cheering them on in spirit.
E-X-actly! Any comparisons I make between Moviebob and any combination of Nazism and Hitlerianism are purely intentional (and objectively justifiable).



I can find infinitely more proof that Bob is a eugenicist than I can find of Tucker talking about Lizard people.
Just search "Moviebob" and words such as abortion or fetus on Twitter. His own words have done far more to confirm that Bob's a supporter of eugenics than they do refuting it.



Please let Blob try and pick a fight with Posobiec, it will be even worse than trying to go after Amanda Milius, Posobiec's wife will probably use that to really throw some pent up ex-communist slav insults.
After the inevitable intellectual curbstomping, I don't think there will be any way to fully clean Bob's blood off Posobiec's boots.
 
Moviebob is willing to accept that peace won't accept him because Moviebob doesn't believe in peace (see above tweet regarding Matt Walsh) (original thread, if you're seeking context).
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It seems Bob is slowly coming to terms with the fact that he's a useless ingrate who's killing himself via Twitter, cheap alcohol, and terrible food, and that he will never see the Superior Future.
 
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