Bobby: When you die, you won't even be important enough for someone to be righteous about it like you're doing here.
Your passing will be mourned by your siblings, their families (though the in-laws might be more "noting" than "mourning"), and probably your mother because at this point it's likely she'll outlive you.
And we will mourn the passing of a lively thread before we shrug and move on to other threads.
In the end, that's all you shall have. Your blood and, for the briefest of moments, us.

What two different "In the beginnings" is he talking about. There are two instances of the Ten Commandments in the Bible, but they are identical.
First two chapters of Genesis have some overlap with events in different order (at least if you take them both as literal chronologies, which is a special kind of autistic) and use different words for God (Yahweh vs. Elohim), the fedora conclusion being that they were from two different holy books that got smashed together in some kind of compromise very long ago and consequently could not be from a single infallible divine origin. It's pointless to anyone with faith due to the assumptions it makes and will only ever be used by atheists when "owning" the religious or when they want to have a good euphoric brainwank.
While I do find the idea of teasing out Biblical origins based off things like wording to be a fun little scholarly thing, this reasoning is the same kind of reasoning that takes the idea that someday a supersmart computer will exist and turns it into Roko's Basilisk. (Oh sorry, I just damned you all to future cyberhell. Damn it, I need to stop doing that to my social circles, it's going to make cyberhell so
awkward.)
I first started seeing it become trendy in atheist circles... hmmm... fifteen years ago? Penn and Teller were still doing
Bullshit! at the time so that'd be about right.
A soon-to-be-born baby is "thing"
His list of things that are human just keeps getting smaller, don't it?
... I swear if you put that last line in front of me without context and asked if it was Bob or someone on the Farms doing a Bob impersonation during a C. S. Lewis discussion, I would have picked the parody. It sounds too absurd to be real. Do let me know when he accidentally quotes our Cenobite Chipman jokes from Thanksgiving. (It's like making fun of a clown....)