Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[AirdropShitposts]

Robert's view of one of his biggest enemies has been endorsed by.... the Communist Party USA (in a long rambling essay most about some obscure RT writer who doesn't even have a Wikipedia page):

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Funny how he assumes Snyder fans must be raging about the Batgirl news when (as noted by one of the replies) J.K. Simmons as Gordon is keeping a Snyder casting decision indicating further support for the notion (previously stated explicitly by Warner) that Warner isn't going back on the DCEU after all. Which leads into...

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Robert's made-up false choice here indicates he's not actually paying attention to any of the news about The Flash movie or the DC film slate. The new Warner team (since AT&T) is pro-DCEU, it was the long gone executives who wanted to pull the plug on the whole thing BEFORE Aquaman made a billion dollars. It's been established for some time that The Flash movie was going to pull some kind of a Batman swap since Affleck wasn't going to be playing the role at all until The Flash movie wrote him back into it, but they aren't "rebooting" anything to "merge" with. Let alone creating "another new timeline" whatever that means.

What Robert seems not to understand is that the DCEU idea has always had support for a multiverse built in, this is because Geoff Johns was originally part of the executive team (he recreated the DC Multiverse in their comics with Infinite Crisis) and they wanted to not erase any of the successful stuff on the CW while also being able to consider "promoting" them to films. They've even already crossed over characters INTO the CW including Lucifer (from the Fox/Netflix show) and Ezra Miller's Flash. Joker was set on an alternate Earth and the upcoming The Batman trilogy that Robert already hates is "officially" set on a Earth 2. None of these decisions violates the continued existence of the DCEU.

There's no Justice League movie on the horizon and by the time Warner wants to try again they may be recasting the entire team despite the success of Wonder Woman and Aquaman, who would have been considered likely two of the weakest characters before their films did so well, and that will be the more likely time they reconsider the entire DCEU for some kind of reboot. They're not going to "reboot" it with a Snyderverse character movie next year (that also features Michael Shannon as Zod) considering two of their biggest planned films (WW3 and Aquaman 2) are Snyderverse DCEU films and the rest of their planned slate (Shazam 2 and Black Adam plus The Peacemaker on HBO Max) aren't supposed to be outside that either! Even swapping Old Batman's isn't good evidence of a "reboot" considering they're committed to three Batman movies with a completely different Young Batman set on a different Earth.

If he wants to look like an informed speculator who CALLED IT he should probably instead spend his time on the idea that The Flash might be writing the Burtonverse into the DCEU canon rather than writing everything Snyder out of it.

 

[The Fatriarchy]

Bob could be considered an "X-enial" (much like myself) it was a few years from 79-84-ish where you're too young to be Gen X...but slightly too old for Millenial. One thing is for sure though...he's not Gen X no matter how cool he thinks it sounds.

The TV used to call me Gen X, so maybe everyone's just wrong based on kids' TV brainwashing.

 

[Walrus and Carpenter]

He is a bully. When a bully fails to get his way he calls the teachers and claims the other kid bullied him.

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Peter principle in action? Has Chippa been promoted to management because he is a sub-par engineer?

 

[Koby_Fish]

Peter principle in action? Has Chippa been promoted to management because he is a sub-par engineer?

I'd LMAO if Chippa was legit 'kicked upstairs'.

 

[Boston Brand]

I report Bob all the time but nothing ever comes of it.

This is generally what I report him for when I bother, and it's never resulted in so much as a single deleted tweet. Blue check + lefty + no actual influence whatsoever = immunity, apparently.

It means not enough people are reporting him at once.

That's why the leftwing mobs are effective - because they're a mob, all doing it at once.

Hello small child in Wyoming, just starting your first Christmas vacation from elementary school. Yes, you. Please stop picking your nose, this is important.

I have come here from the bowels of the internet to let you know Robert Chipman, Esq. hates you due to where you were born. Should you catch Covid and die - don't worry, you look like you don't have the six or so comorbidities it would take for someone in your age group to die, it's basically impossible - Robert will consider the snuffing out of your innocent life a great event and celebrate it by mocking your parents as they lower a tiny box into the ground, his only lament that they're not in there with you.

Oh, yes, he hates your parents too, I forgot to mention that.

But the important thing to remember about this is that Robert Chipman, Esq. does not hate groups. Rather, he hates you personally because of a happenstance of your birth which he has decided makes you so completely valueless and dispensable that his mere feeling of contempt overwhelms all the good in you and is enough to sentence you to death. He, like many great thinkers, works entirely off of emotion and that emotion is insensate impotent rage.

Why am I telling you this, small child? Well, it's very simple. Robert is what I like to call a bellwether.

Oh, you've never heard that word? Let me try again: Robert is like a canary in the coal mine.

Never heard that one either, huh? Shame, that worked so well with that West Virginia child. What do they mine from over there? In those mountains.

The Grand what? Do you know what that means?

Don't worry about it, I'm sure in about ten years you'll find it hilarious.

Anyway, Robert is... like a fire alarm. He screams real loud when there's not much fire, so people who are listening can get their children to safety before the fire gets too bad.

And that's why I'm here. I would like you to tell your parents what your teacher said about how Timmy was being "oppressed" because all of you colored Santa "white" during your little coloring class last week and no one decided to color him like Timmy is. Remember how bad you felt when she made all of you look mean and singled Timmy out as being weak and special just because of that thing about yourselves you can't change? You need to talk to your parents about that.

Because Robert is screaming, and your Mommy and Daddy need to know before the fire gets too bad.

Well that was horrifying. And strikes to the worst thing about Bob...

He says what most loony lefties only allow themselves to think.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Bob could be considered an "X-enial" (much like myself)

As am I. Sadly when choosing a Xenial role model, some of the group have settled on the Gonarch and become massive scrotes.

 

[King Dead]

I'd LMAO if Chippa was legit 'kicked upstairs'.

Even if Chris is failing upwards, it's still leagues ahead of his basement-dwelling manchild brother. Bobbo continues to wallow in mediocrity, supported by a slowly-draining Patreon and the occasional pity work thrown his way by larger channels that don't have the autism required to scour Wikipedia all day. He's squarely in middle-age territory, his health is certainly not stellar, he doesn't own his own home, and he has no relationships beyond claiming to bang randos' moms, let alone gotten to the level of procreation.

So hey, even if Chris has been promoted to the level of his incompetence, he should still celebrate knowing that he hasn't fucked up as much as his brother. There's a reason one of them has a nearly 4500-page thread on the farms and the other is only occasionally mentioned.

 

[mandatorylurk]

He is a bully. When a bully fails to get his way he calls the teachers and claims the other kid bullied him.

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You can tell they expect him to be there long with the Times New Roman font in a name insert that can be switched out in 30 seconds.

To think you can tard rage, break your hand, force others in the group to pick up your slack, and then you're the one promoted. All those other guys at his project success party weeks ago must be dying inside with this.

 

[elder god]

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1. Most famous MMA commentator
2. Successful Comedian with albums and specials
3. Invented one of if not the most influential podcasts with an incredible guest list
4. Literal black belt in multiple martial arts
5. Taekwondo Champion

Being on Fear Factor was just one thing for Joe.

Like ive said before, Joe is everything Bob is not. The reason why people respect him is his work ethic and his commitment. He is able to touch base with a lot of different spheres of influence.

You have a meathead who wants to take DMT and talk to alex jones about inter dimensional machine elves. or he can talk to comedians and entertainers about performing arts. the same guy who wants to talk to Bas Rutten about backroom brawls also wants to talk to Elon Musk about electric energy.

Bob, people follow Joe Rogan because he walks the walk and he talks the talk. And no one I know has ever said Joe Rogan is this hyper egotistical opinionated asshole. Thats why hes a great host. The best thing about Joe is he strives for excellence while respecting other people. Thats something Bob won't do.

Bob does this with just about everybody he hates though, its not new.
Trump "failed gameshow host" even though Trump ran a billion dollar real-estate empire.
Tucker "failson" who didn't get into the CIA, but runs the most successful opinion show on cable news
Joe "only famous for fear factor" Rogan who runs the most successful podcast in addition to being well respected by many athletes.
Any conservative woman "bimbo" because thats the only way they got into power.
Dan "stupid snake" Crenshaw - representative and former Navy Seal, about 20 times more badass than Bob wishes he could be.
I could keep going if I wanted to but you get the point. He's doing this to diminish people so it doesn't look so stupid that he's acting superior to them.
Etc.

Be fair. There's no way his fat ass would've fit in a locker.


What really gets me about Bob and his arrogance is the simple fact that he suffers no consequences for it. He never gets what he richly deserves. Other cows do, but not Bob. It'll be a fine day when he enters a diabetic coma while tweeting his latest screed.

"Just... one... more... twee... eet...."

I'm gonna disagree here, sure, he doesn't get his ass beat, and isn't thrown off twitter, or losing his only source of revenue. However, look at what he is, he's a washed up, never was, critic whos been kicked out of each of his jobs in the last few years, who works as a ghost writer for Game Theory's dumb projects in between his own barely surviving channel. Most of his money comes from being a charity case for patrons, and his financial management is so poor, he lives in his elderly mothers house. In his spare time, he doesn't work on improving his meager skills, finding ways to break into the movie industry he loves, getting into better shape, developing a social life, or even other intellectual pursuits. He wastes all of his time online. tweeting multiple times an hour almost every hour of every day.

Most importantly, listen to him when he tweets, he is miserable, he hates most of his life and assumes that he was robbed of something better from somebody else, rather than internalizing the fact that it was him all along that stole him of his future. Bob might not get outwardly punished, but he's a miserable little shit who can only find joy in other people's suffering because he lives a relatively joyless existence otherwise. Look on the thread, he's throwing a tantrum over Amazing Spiderman, nobody who lives a happy life throws this big of a tantrum over fans wanting to get a 3rd Amazing Spiderman movie.

To put it bluntly, being Moviebob is his biggest crime and his worst punishment.

 

[Positron]

Bobby's targeted harassment continues:

While we know Peter Coffin is indeed totally devoid of dignity, this is not what he says in those tweets.

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Take that comic-book fans!

Nerds hate other nerds most.



The Matrix is about Obama or some shit:

("Restrore Sanity" Speech)

The crossover we yearn for:

"Gender Analysis" is Zach's blog.

For Chris, Matrix is just nostalgia pill:

 

[Tronathon242]

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The last setpiece is completely ridiculous. No wonder his eyes perked up over it and he's now saying it's a selling point.

This trailer is definitely better than the first one, but I can tell that it's going to be a butchering of the series. Biggest redflags are the copying of sequences minus their original context and the presence of a woman who resembles and acts like Strong Diverse Female Character from 4.

When this inevitably gets backlash, expect Bob to start echoing and retweeting the sentiment of the usual suspects calling fans toxic. Then when he throws a fit or sinks into despair over the Mario film and his comments made about Uncharted are thrown back at him, expect him to cry "targeted harrassment." Remember, it's okay to ruin and degrade franchises that he doesn't like or cares about, but don't you dare do that to Bing Bing Wahoo.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

The Matrix is about Obama or some shit:
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("Restrore Sanity" Speech)

I think it's pretty clear that the "truce" (really the entire plot about Smith) was because they didn't have another way out of the situation they setup to bring the trilogy to a close. The humans very clearly cannot "win" in The Matrix as their victory condition is horrific, the end of known reality for suffering in a hellworld. The two sequels skip over this by presenting Neo with a new false choice that the "truce" allows him (and the trilogy) to avoid having to decide by granting the machines their reboot. As a metaphor for any kind of politics or history or even philosophy, it's a bit thin.

 

[BubbleButt]

Apparently Bob's reviews are so insightful that just saying "No" at them is enough to invalidate them.

Must not be very good at his job, I guess

 

[Flexo]

The things that infuriate him are nearly as baffling as the things that infuriate Chris-chan. Who gives a wet shit about the changed design? How can he still be this butthurt about it over a year later?

You know how the pagans had this whole concept of their kings being divine? Not divine-right-of-kings but straight up believed their rulers were gods?

Bob pretty much has that view of artists. Artists are literally the greatest thing ever and anything which goes against them is haram. Once on his blog he was literally complaining that a movie had to deal with a BUDGET which put constraints on the director's wishes.

To him, the audience getting the movie makers to change Sonic is the equivalent of the death of god. How DARE the rabble, the peasants, the... MORTALS dictate anything to the divine beings who make our movies and video games. Why each output is a blessing upon our poor world and we should praise them daily for it.

It's the same with the Mass Effect 3 controversy. The idea of gamers getting uppity against the artists was heresy to Bob.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

Peter principle in action? Has Chippa been promoted to management because he is a sub-par engineer?

Considering how he focused himself more on working on some no name podcasts that only he and his gunt listened to? Pretty fucking likely lol!

To put it bluntly, being Moviebob is his biggest crime and his worst punishment.

Precisely. And I believe he knows it to a degree, he is a narcissist and a bully, both behaviours rooted in insecurity. Deep down, Blob knows he fucked up, he knows that he burned way too many bridges to ever ride back to glory, he knows he is at best stuck in his current position unless he finds a Genie in a Bottle in his McDonald's order and gets his wishes by means of magic. Just think about it, Blob would be a perfect fit for outrage marketing because you don't even need to dig to find his heavy handed tweets. Anyone who doesn't know who Bob is can tell he is an asshole the second he starts raging around at complete strangers on twitter, the only way he could ruin himself more is by becoming an Amos Yee and using his media to promove the most depraved shit possible!

Blobert needs to grow up from his Manbaby state of mind if he ever wants to have a minimally adequate life. As he is right now, at 40, he is just going to double down more and more on his retarded behaviour until he faces consequences for it, either in Court or by losing whatever followers he has left!

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Apparently Bob's reviews are so insightful that just saying "No" at them is enough to invalidate them.

Must not be very good at his job, I guess

I mean are Bob's reviews even really reviews when it's him just talking more about unrelated nonsense like elections or how people he doesn't like are mad about this movie which makes it great or like it which makes it terrible

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Well that was horrifying. And strikes to the worst thing about Bob...

He says what most loony lefties only allow themselves to think.

Which is why I think it's good that he hasn't been banned from Twitter. Bob's a canary in a coalmine -the exposed id of a large group of people who are acting civilized at the moment. He's a constant reminder of what they'd do to us if they hadn't the presence of mind to forward their agendas in a subtle manner.

 

[Positron]

Bobby is strangely apprehensive of Superior Future when a glimmer of it is shown:

A piece of glass with a chemical coating to stimulate your taste bud: Tech is going to far!!!! Ew!!!!
Turn your body into robot: Goodgoodgoodgooddoitnow!!!!!!

MCU. Bobby finds a mustachioed dude more fappable than catsuit ladies wrestling:










Tip from a Level 40 Consoomer:

Yeah go pick up that headless furry chicken from Chink Capeshit. Bobby has prophesized every kids wants them.

 

[TopTierHealer]

He is a bully. When a bully fails to get his way he calls the teachers and claims the other kid bullied him.

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>Ops manager
>Not Ops director

Yep, he failed upwards. Expect a lot more social media promotion from the lesser chipman twat because he got a do nothing assistant manager job. What the dumbass doesn't seem to get is that he's in the crosshairs: you don't fire the guy with the blowtorch in hand, you lay off the guy with the spreadsheet.

 

[Judge Dredd]

Bob does this with just about everybody he hates though, its not new.
Trump "failed gameshow host" even though Trump ran a billion dollar real-estate empire.
Tucker "failson" who didn't get into the CIA, but runs the most successful opinion show on cable news
Joe "only famous for fear factor" Rogan who runs the most successful podcast in addition to being well respected by many athletes.
Any conservative woman "bimbo" because thats the only way they got into power.
Dan "stupid snake" Crenshaw - representative and former Navy Seal, about 20 times more badass than Bob wishes he could be.
I could keep going if I wanted to but you get the point. He's doing this to diminish people so it doesn't look so stupid that he's acting superior to them.
Etc.

Where does Peter Coffin and Razorfist fit into this?

Rate me late, but it seems like Bob forms his opinions on movies before he sees them. He's been doing it for years, but I only just noticed.